college au in which abby finds out ellie was your first kiss when you guys were teenagers and she’s a little put out about it but you calm her nerves ;)
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staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)
me:
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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
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Maybe the real treasure was the boops we made along the way
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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording
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