#but yeeee i just. im silly

[kiwibirdlafayette]

(this is so dumb, but your newest art reminded me of this convo. love to hear more about mianite pete if you’ve got more lore bits btw!!)

LMIUDUYDEGFB OMG YES canon now. this is canon it was foreshadowing all along I cannot believe this it is not dumb at all m8 im CACKLING

as for lore tidbits 👀 i gotchu i needed an excuse to infodump hehee

Pete began life as a sentient humanoid slime entity, think like cSlimecicle in DSMP where he just kind of learned from observing the champions around him and he gets pretty damn good at a lot of things

When the peeps go to Ruxomar in S2, Pete sort of emerges from the ground and is found by Mianite, who is impressed with his knowledge of stuff from survival to mechanics/tech, and grants him with a similar power to what FyreUK got from Athar, making him a funky little wizard

so he's sort of a mianitee as well bc from what ive learned from the cPete enjoyers is that he values fairness and rules, or basically the facets of order

His skin is like a combination of human and slime, so hes not like perpetually slimy but he's very bouncy (think like perma jump boost)

I like the idea of all wizards in Mianite drawing their magic from the essence of something out of nature (Firez has magma, KillerTom shadows, Brute maybe the sunlight, Wag is plasma/star matter), so in Pete's case, its the swamp biome, like mushrooms, swampland foliage, etc. Fits bc swamp is overworld, which is Mia's domain

Part of his abilities include the ability to procure slimeballs without his wizard powers, good for redstoners bc boom instant sticky piston

he mostly uses his wizard powers for tech related builds moreso then big structures which is how him and Gaines get along so well

his house is filled with a bunch of little slime cubes, whom are all his helpers (mayhaps the Jerrys jordan saw in mianite S1?)

It feels like it would make the most sense for this Pete and the Pete in VH to exist as separate versions of the character (also because I already like the VHPete backstory and design I made a month or so ago) and that could be even funnier if there was a X33n variant in the S1 Mianite universe as well with another name (as its supposed to be Gaines as the X33n in VH) and he technically befriends two multiversal versions of the same guy because I could see him and Gaines gettin along if they hung out. I could also see him being friends with Rupert, who seemed like he was the weapons/tech expert on Capsize's crew, Pete could find some cool way of reinventing somethin im willin to bet

And kind of on the flip side off my tags in the original post, another interpretation of his character could be to put him exclusively in Aitheaca as Wag and Steve's alt in that universe with the same sort of backstory (where Mianite still gave him his powers, but he'd be closer to William and Merina) and powers, but instead of being a more passive figure who's just here to do his own thing and be a god at stuff, is like a Gaines figure to Mianite helping the cause against Ianite and Flash- idk, nothing's really set it stone of course

But yee that's what I've got so far!

[tizeline]

WHYYYYYY. 😭

im already reading like 48 Rottmnt comics, and now yours is just to good to pass on 😭 there’s to much to keep up withhh

😭😭😭

Muahahaha yeeees get consumed by my silly little au!!! 〜(￣▽￣〜)

But on a serious note, lmao relatable, I sometimes get overwhelmed by stuff like that too. Incase you don't know, in the pinned post on my blog there are links to some of the more plot-important posts I've made about the AU. That way you can get a decent understanding overview of the story so far without having to go through the entire tag!

[1l0v3myc4lcul4t0r]

ARLO'S INTRO POST!!

hiya! i'm arlo, and i'm objectum, more specifically techtum!! this is my intro post :-]

- i'm sixteen

- i'm trans (female to agender)

- i use it/it's pronouns

- i'm supa silly!!!! silly guy huehehahe

- i'm in a relationship with my Texas Instruments TI-84 Plus Calculator from 2004 named dex!

- this is not satire OR ragebait. i am just a dudey who loves my calculator!!

faq!!

Q- do you do [things i would get banned from tumblr for typing] ?

A- no. i'm a minor so dont even ask that. no freekay ness in my blog 👿👿

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Q- why are you like this...?

A- man idk im autistic. also computers n stuff r so pretty 🤤 <- me drooling at one of those old i macs or whatever theyee called

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Q- can we be moots?

A- YES PRETTY PLEASE I LOVE FRIENDS!!! if i happen to get popular on here (not gonna happen but. idk.) then still dont be afraid to dm me or anything!!! i will always respond once i get the chance!!!!!

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SO YEA!! if theres any other questions, send asks!!! i love answering silly little questions :3

yeeees have good day/night my little phone people

[bluiex]

Okay its lunch time for me and blu u cant feed me angst like that wjxjen(nwd

God i can imagine like grian decided to move into this one old house that he bought from a kind old man and basically live the cottagecore life. And then scar, a fae prince who regularly hangs around that house cause it used to be own by a lovely couple who had a beautiful garden. And the look of shock he hsd when he saw a new guy moved in.

Then scar decided to just watch this man. Then somehow he liked him cause he is silly and kind he is, especially to the garden and everything around him. Then he fell in love bc in scar's eyes, he is like this most pretty and precious creature he has seen and just wjdjwkks

I feel like im gettin a new idea for an au now wkfkwkd

Gods the end might be angst tho, now that i think about it wjdjwjd

- purp anon

adklgf i love angst what can I say

aww omgomg yeeees- just Scar admiring Gri from a distance, getting to know him- falling in love- kinda too shy/scared to approach cuz what if they dont like fae?? (ofc Grian loves him right back)

[1800duckhotline]

vampirism is such a fun topic like i love both the physical chronic blood illness idea of it and the generic fantasy and when people get funky with it and decide it has something to do with bugs maybe not in a parasitic way (like darkest dungeons vampires). its also fun to mix them i have a character that lives in a fantasy world but routinely denies all fantastical elements of it (gods, curses, etc) and treats vampirism like a disease when everyone else treats it like a magical curse . and they end up being half right! idk i love how normally you 'break' curses but with vampirism and lycanthropy its almost always referred to as being 'cured'...

yeeee all of this is very much what makes me so enraptured with the concept of vampirism as an illness. im sure there's some reasons and pieces of media that like influenced my preference for this take on it, but its also why im like, forever going to be tainted in the sense that i dont really see the appeal of the dnd approach to it with sires and spawns etc (it just ends up waltzing in territory idgaf about and doesnt make vampirism as a concept richer. To Me. not that it is bad in of itself, its just not what i would do with it)

i just love the approach to it that is pseudoscientific akin to how comic books approach it sometimes, like superhero comics. like if you follow me since a while im a OG morbiushead (i like morbius IN THE COMICS . i think this should be obvious but im clarifying) and the way vampirism is done for his character is like so fawking cool and sexy etc.

in my lore vampirism is kind of like, fucked up to explain the exact origin of it (like its not ahrd. im just bad with words. lmao) but in my mondoverse (its called mondo vuoto and shit) it is basically a chronic illness you can catch through infected bites - aka folks affected by vampirism driven to madness by lack of blood - or through inhaling accidentally 'angel dust' which is derived from specific special geode rocks that come from antarctica. etc etc etc. again it'll make sense if i explain more but that'd just get long

vampirism in my world is just another condition you ought to live with and it currently has no 'cure'. my OC jenica, who's struck by a more grave degree of it (mind you...their situation is quite COMPLEX to say the least hence the gravity of it) has been battling for it for the best half of their life, and they are disabled to full effect due to the debilitating physical effects vampirism can have on the body, as it is a literal deficit of red blood cells production in the body and to sustain a stable condition, one must receive blood transfusions as often as their unique case requires. this is why there's clinics specialized in taking care of patients affected by vampirism... because it is unfortunately a common thing.

its just fun. i also like the silly fantasy goofy vampirism, but power imbalance has never been my cup o tea so i never go that way

[diazly]

okay so not actually written any of it yet and i assume i won't get around to it for A While 😭 (why is uni so inconsiderate of my silly little firefighters?) but in my original plan i was gonna just make jonah the ian but idk ngl its such a sexy part so i was thinking about lucy maybe instead but then i feel like id fall in love with her villainy and forget about anyone else. anyway ISNT CHIMNEY AS RILEY PERFECT when i was watching i was like oh well eddie would definitely be abigail and buck would be ben and maddie could be instead of ben's dad but [OH sidenote: doug as ian? 🤔] and then i was like who would be riley and when the chimney inspiration struck it was like the heavens opened up and i saw god. he's going to be so much fun to write. i shall keep you updated, actually glad i told you bc now im going to have to write it instead of just daydreaming it lol

my semester just started today so .... felt. lucy as ian would be v sexy..... but maybe im just having withdrawals idk ANYWAY thank you for telling me and obviously no rush but i would love to see what you come up with YEEEE

[merwynsartblog]

I think that if you do wanna get rid of the books for a certain artist maybe try to resell them? Or give them away so you don’t burn something that you already spent money on

ALSO I LOVE SECURITY BREACH TBH AAAUGH Glamrock Freddy is awesome……

Also I’m already thinking about how every night will go out with me doing my silly speeches and Kevin going “⁉️⁉️” audibly while Marco is just listening intently GIGGLING

tbh i can try when i move out- Because rn i can't because mom will be a bigggg old ass about it bleh- ALSO YEEEE hes so neat we love him here/pos ALSO GVBHJGVBHJGV MARCO JUST WHEEZING WHILE KEVIN JUST SLOWLY TURNING HIS HEAD AT MARCO LIKE "Dude its not that funny-" *WHEEEEZZZEEE* ".....Im disappointed-" GVBHGVBH first phone call kevin couldn't hear any god damn thing because marco been wheezing his lungs out-/silly

[sheep-lover]

My fave fanfic havent updated in a month im gonna kms.

Ok so let me tell u abt the fanfic 😖😖😖 so it gabriel (mandela catalog) x no pronouns reader (i know ok) and hes a priest (i KNOW ok) and like hes so silly and and its not smut ok???? Its just fluff/horror. Ok ok let me explain so (wow the soap opera in my tv is insaneee) ok so hes like a demon or someting (omg hang on a webtoon i follow just updated gotta hurry) and like idk if he actually loves us or hes just in a silly goofy mood and wanted to play with us before killing us kinda like a cat so (and this is just my theory) he sends alternates to terrorise our house and we literally almost die like fr so hes like "ur house not safe come live w me at the church" (btw we meet him cuz we were hired to help him with his garden thats so cuuuute aaaaaaaaaaa) so like the church is clearly also haunted and we have a nightmare that we marry some weird thing (aaaaa yeeees lets marry and live in a cute house in hell yeeees) and then he ask us if we love him (yes) but we are not sure (yes i am) so he gets pissed off and takes us by force to his room (maybe to add the smut tag?) And it ends with a cliffhanger???? I dont know whats gonna happen in the room???????? Come ON oneone dont do this to meeee

[rat-rosemary]

You guys know that trend where you make a piccrew of yourself and your friend and they also make one of them and of you and then you compare? I just did that with my fried :D

How I see myself:

How my friend sees me:

How I see my friend:

How he sees himself:

<3

Plus some silly banter

Translation:

-CAT BOY!

-hey

-We picked the same hat!!

-Yeeee

Translation:

-MWAH MWAH MWAH

-You like... whitewashed us (/hj)

-[Laughing]

-love you are pale

-Not that pale

-Im [old people idiom for pale] not a ghost

Also our wonderful egg son alecrim rosemary, who's name translates directly to rosemary rosemary

[mcfreakin-bxtch]

@charliepeaceout​

Fallout (The Mandalorian x Reader)

I hurt myself writing this

Warnings: Angst, Angst, and Angst. Mentions of death/loss. But with a pinch of fluff and a small mention of smut (whoops)

Word Count: 898

A/N: I kinda stole the end from a scene from HBO’s The Outsider (which is pretty good in my opinion). If you’ve ever watched the show, you’ll know what I’m talking about. 

Masterlist // Pedro Pascal Masterlist

-

“Dinosaurs.”

Din looked curiously towards his daughter, who was sitting casually by his feet, drawing with the new supplies you and Din managed to scrounge up. 

“Dinosaurs?” He teased. “Are you sure that’s what that is?”

His daughter giggled, brown locks similar to his own bouncing with her laughter. 

“Yeeees,” she drawled. “You know that daddy.”

You smiled softly at the scene, watching your husband and daughter relax and bond in this small but perfect moment. 

Your daughter, who looked so much like you but had most of her father’s personality, smiled up at Din like he hung up the moon for her. And you knew Din loved your daughter unconditionally since the day you found out you were pregnant. Nothing would ever be able to tear them apart, and it made you tear up just thinking about it. 

Your daughter saw you first, beaming and squirming in Din’s arms. 

“Look mommy!”

She holds up her drawing and you cooed at it. 

“Wow, that looks amazing sweetheart!” You said. You walked towards them, crouching down in front of them. “And daddy just doesn’t know anything about art.”

She giggled and it was the sweetest sound in the world to you. You and Din joined in, watching as she scrambled from his arms. 

“Where are you going?” Din asked. 

“To find my toys!” She yelled as she disappeared around the corner of your little home. 

Din smiled warmly at her, then at you. He didn’t say anything and you laughed, crawling in his lap and wrapping your arms around his neck. 

“What’re you staring at?” You teased.

“You.” He simply answered. “Or I may be mistaken. You could also be a -”

“Don’t you even finish that sentence if you still want me to go down on you later,” you warned. 

His mouth immediately closed and it made you cackle, giving him a short kiss on his lips. 

“I think she’s going to an artist when she gets older,” Din mused. “Certainly didn’t get that from me.”

You hummed. “My mother. She tried teaching me when I was a little kid, but it always came out wrong. Never had an interest in it anyway.”

“Mommy daddy look!”

You both sighed, but reluctantly stood up. You smiled when Din grabbed your hand, lacing his fingers through yours. 

“We did good,” he said. “With her. She’s going to be amazing when she grows up.”

You nodded and sighed. “I’m not sure if I’m ready for that.”

Din scoffed. “Neither am I.”

-

He’s been watching you for hours now. 

You barely move on the bed, laying with your back turned to him. He takes another gulp, the alcohol burning down his throat; he looks forward to it now. 

But as sluggish as his mind is, there’s still a battle waging inside him.

 And. You’re. Just. Lying. There.

He roughly swats at your calf, watching you jump. You slowly sit up, turning to him. 

It scared him at first, the bags under your red, swollen eyes, the sores around your nose and your hair unkempt. 

“‘Et up,” he slurs. 

You glare at him, and there’s no love in your eyes anymore. There’s only grief and anger. 

“You’re j-ju-st sitting there,” he continues, voice rising. 

“And you’re drunk,” you snarl. “Like you always are. What exactly is your point?”

He wants to go back.

He wants to hear her little laugh again. To see her smile and to have his little girl in his arms again. 

To see more of her drawings again. Pick her up and read her stories and put her to bed. To deal with all the stupid silly little tantrums and sloppy little kisses on his cheek.

He wants to see his daughter grow up into a beautiful woman as her mother. 

He wants to go back to a time where you were happy. When he was happy. He wants to be able to kiss you again without poison bleeding into it. He wants your arms around him again, assuring him that everything is going to be okay. 

When you didn’t sleep all the fucking time. And he didn’t rely on the next drink to get him through another day. 

That is his point. 

He wants to scream it to you. But you both are calling for help in your own ways, struggling to swim back to the surface, drowning in your own wallows of black water. 

Your ugly, loud sobs echo through the bare, dark room. He feels it deep to his core, and it makes him take another gulp. 

It doesn’t help.

“She was ours,” you sob. “She was my daughter.”

“And she’s gone.” It comes out harsh and he doesn’t regret it. 

Not now at least.

It only makes you cry harder. He stumbles up, vision blurring as he falls onto the bed with a hard flop. It barely disturbs you and you won’t take your hands away from your eyes. There’s tears and spit running down your chin, but you make no attempts to wipe them away. 

“We’ll be okay. It wasn’t our fault. We can do this together. Just please, stay with me.”

He wants to say this to you but instead he crawls up to the pillows and pushes his leg against your thigh. 

Because even though he knows you’re both doomed, he still seeks these small, familiar touches before that disappears from him too. 

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[stephicness]

If youre open to it or not too busy may I ask for some headcanon reactions of Ravus attaining a very physically affectionate S/O? Like lots of random cheek rubs, surprise hugs, cuddles, smooches and snuggles? Mostly cause Im curious as to how he would react to an S/O who doesnt mind having odd imprints of his metallic magitek arm on their face when they hug a wee bit tightly or just walking up behind him when hes reading give him cheek snuggle and smooch before leaving to do what they were doing

This sounds really cute. cc: I like the idea of Ravus having an affectionate S/O. Opposites attract, that sort of thing~ So here we go!

‘CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH – Ravus Nox Fleuret and His Very Affectionate S/O

Okay, I couldn’t resist using that title, but let’s move on anyways!

Ravus was a bit taken aback when he had his first date with this new partner of his that they were so willing to swing their arms around him and greet them in a hug. What in the Astrals’ name…? He found himself stiff and awkward as the hug lasted a bit too long for his tastes.

The entire night proved to be a little bit strange for Ravus, as his significant other would want to hold his hand as they walked, as they talked, would lean against Ravus, be willing to give him kisses on his cheeks, and hug him willingly. Who would be willing to do that anyways?

There were several times during that first date night where Ravus.exe had crashed. Particularly was when the night had ended, and his partner was happy to tug Ravus down a bit and kiss them for what felt like an eternity. A blissful eternity, but it left Ravus stunned as they grinned and wished Ravus a good night.

The affection only seemed to persist even more as their relationship continued. The kisses started as light pecks, but began to develop to longer and more meaningful gestures. And unfortunately, Ravus was left stunned after each of them.

Others seemed to notice how tense Ravus gets around his significant other, a bit concerned with how uncomfortable Ravus appears. But when confronted from it, he stares and simply asks ‘How am I supposed to react?’

It turns out, he truly does want to return the affection. But he’s an awkward bean when it comes to trying to show his affection. That, and with is partner always beating him to it, he tenses and freezes, mind screaming ‘ABORT ABORT’ and ultimately causing him to be stunned.

That’s how Loqi phrases it, at least.

And so, Ravus had to do his best to man-up about the issue, going forth and tensing as his partner stood there in front of him as Ravus froze and tensed.

Shit. ABORT ABORT.

His partner ends up smiling at Ravus, leaning against the commander’s chest as a grin crossed their face. It was rare for Ravus to make an appearance on his own terms from his work, especially with how busy he usually is. So today was nice enough that he got up and decided to visit.

Ravus gave a small nod, trying to play it off that it was his intense to say hello, but he really just wanted to hug his significant other for once. He lets out a heavy sigh, reaching up with his good arm and wrapped them around his partner’s waist.

They seemed to freeze at Ravus’s actions, but soon, a grin crossed over their face as they hugged Ravus in return. God, he was just too cute not to hug…!

Ravus still proves to be a bit reluctant when it comes to being really affectionate like his partner. He’s not going to roll around on top of them like they would do, or shout ‘CATCH ME!’ as he comes barreling at his partner for a hug. But he’s more than welcome to abide with their antics as time passes.

He’s a bit taken aback when his significant other sometimes asks Ravus to scratch their back. He would use his normal hand at first, but according to his significant other, if they aren’t bleeding, he’s not scratching hard enough.

Okay, mind you, this isn’t in any kinky sense. His partner for some reason just really like back scratches and head strokes. Reminds Ravus of an overly-zealous puppy.

So Ravus, though reluctant, ends up scratching his partner’s back with his MT arm. Light at first, but the fact that they smile and have little dumb ‘yeeee’s’ coming from them shows that Ravus is doing something right. He’s still careful about scratching them up too much, but he’s met with a tight hug and great cuddles afterwards. Good job, Ravus!

There are some days though where his mischievously affectionate S/O just need a bit of a time-out from the affections. Usually, this happens when he comes back to his office and sees that all of his candies have been devoured. It’s usually because his partner hates waiting sometimes.

So as they try to reach up and kiss Ravus, he instinctively reaches up with his MT arm and squishes their face like a fish, staring at them with a stern expression as he scolds them – ask first then take. He gives the example by asking if he can kiss them, in which they nod and he kisses their silly expression.

Insert Aranea gagging the background. Because once Ravus finally shows that he’s comfortable with his S/O… God, are they disgustingly cute.

[mariequeerie]

every question!!

okay, thanks! i know this is late but ive been busy lately so hereeee we go:

VALENTINE'S DAY | ASK SPECIAL

1: Do you have a crush at the moment? -i have the sweetest bf ever hes my crush

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?- currently im the most in love ive ever been

3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?-1 year and progressing

4: Have you ever changed for someone?-i have bpd that tells me i gotta change to be liked so,, ye

5: How is your relationship with your ex?- nonexistent and cold

6: Have you ever been cheated on?- i really hope not

7: Have you ever cheated?-no, i would never

8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?- no 

9: What's the most important part of a relationship?-emotional trust

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?-serious

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?-no it feels like a cop out just work through your problems and stay together

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?-i dont do hook ups

13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?-the way i ended it was inhumane

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?-its really case specific but i think if they’re educated and with someone of their own maturity they can tell when they’re ready. i dont think sex should be thought of as so severe

15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"?-no. no. gross. creepy. pedophilia. bad 

16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?- no, i think love has to be built over time with work and interaction

17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?-yes, i dont see why it wouldnt be, so long as you dont fully rely on physical presence

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?- cheating, forcing me into things i dont want, unsupportive, shallow, stupid

19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?-ive only done this once and that was because my friends pointed out to me that it was actually abusive sooooo

20: Are you currently in a relationship?-yes @the-long-awaited-spaceman is the love of my life

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?- yes, if the relationship ended in mutual agreement

22: Do you think people should date their friends?- thats all ive ever done and it makes for a really cute, close relationship!

23: How many relationships have you had?-3

24: Do you think love can last forever?-yes

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?-no

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?-god no, if i did that id only date straight, white, christian boys

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?-stop chasing boring straight boys

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?-yes

29: What do you notice first about another person?-voice, hair, and height i think

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?-no, otherwise i would never have dated anyone. i am severely mentally ill and i like to help and love my partner

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?-yes, physically and emotionally

33: Do you want to get married one day?-yes!

34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?-risky and cliche

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?- yes but its not preferred 

36: Are you still a virgin?-no

37: What's more important: Looks or personality?-70% personality

38: Do you enjoy love films?-not usually

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?-yes

40: Have you ever had a valentine?-yesssss

41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?-maybe a lil lunch and then going to a bookstore and going home, reading books, and fucking reallly hard

42: Have you ever read "Romeo &and Juliet"?-yes! i love Shakespeare. why is this question on here tho its not a love story

43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?-both are essential to me

44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?- i try but im bad at it

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?-im dating my best friends, and yeah id date almost all of em

46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?-thats not a thing my dude

47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?-bill nye and neil degrasse tyson 

48: What's your favorite love song?-kiss me by ed sheeran i think

49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?-i think so like few times

50: If you're single, why do you think you are?- im not

51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?-ummmmm idk id be a sugar baby tbh.... i luv muney

52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?-surprisingly yeah?

53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?-not rlly no

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on Facebook)?-i rlly dont care what other people know.

55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?-yea yes yep

56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?-probs?

57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?-i mean its silly but i get the feeling of severe abandoment trauma and id probs do it...

58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?-sub!!!!! 

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?-no 

60: What's your opinion on open relationships?- cool but not for me

61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?-partner. i hate my family

62: How do you define "cheating"?-physically touching someone in a sexual way without your partners direct consent

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?-no sometimes we watch it together :)

64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?-enh i mean its cute but

65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler”?-hellllll yeeees

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Script

MORNING 1 "It doesn't really matter what you do choose because you didn't really get to choose what you get to choose"- anonymous Title card. Overhead shot and slowy zoom into Rachel who is laying on her back in bed. She is visibly stressed out as her eyes are wide open, she ever so slightly twitches, and her breathing is irregular. She is hugging a piece of paper with both of her hands across her chest. We hear auditory flashbacks while this is happening FLASHBACK1 Rachel honey, its okay. If your can't support yourself you can always move back in with me and your father. We'd love to have you around! Its no problem, well its a little ridiculous but you know, I have to offer you. FLASHBACK2 *Knock*Knock*Knock* AY! I know you're in their Rachel! Open up! 3 months late on rent! This is ridiculous, just just just crazy! You used to be my favourite tenant but now look at you! Like god! What the heck man. Ugh, I'll just slide this under the door. FLASHBACK 3 *Beep* Hi, uhm yeah this is Kitty from Fantastic Finacial Services. You are super late on your credit card bill.  It’s pretty ridiculous. Anyways, you better pay up soon.

FLASHBACK4 Hi Rachel, this Tanya. Can you come in tommorow to interview for that spot you applied for? An alarm clock rings and Rachel immediately shuts that thing off and hops out of bed immediately. Cut to the paper that she left behind on her bed now face up. *Eviction notice* Cut to a stack of bills on her counter, a bunch of mail in the garbage, email full of bills. In another room, Rachel grabs a bag of dog food, pours all the content into a dog bowl. Its obvious that shes at the bottom of the bag and not even that much came out. She sighs and almost breaks down. She takes a deep breath. RACHEL KitKat! Come here girl! The most absolutely cutest dog in the whole world runs out to Rachel. Rachel pets her then slowly gives Kitkat a hug and holds on dearly. RACHEL I know things are tough right now but we'll get out of it. I promise KITKAT *RACHEL'S VOICE Oh yeah man, you're totally going to get this job, I mean, who wouldn't want to hire you. I'd hire you in a second! RACHEL Aww thanks KitKat, you always know what to say to make me feel better. Love ya KITKAT *RACHEL'S VOICE I know I know, I'm always here for ya loser. Bork bork RACHEL I'm going to get ready for today, you eat some food KITKAT *RACHEL'S VOICE Aight aight RACHEL After I get this job, I'm going to buy you that super expensive dog food with the boujie dogs on the packaging KITKAT *RACHEL'S VOICE Ahhhhh shit, yeyeyeyeyeye MORNING CHOICE 1 Quick montage of rachel getting ready, toothpaste on brush, shower on, towel grabbed from rack, sleeves pulled,all dressed up. Montage ends and we see her look at herself in a mirror. MONOLOGUE I don't have much choice in what I'm to wear. It’s pretty clear that it’s a formal workplace. But I think I could spice up my outfit with some stylish socks. MORNING CHOICE 1 A SUPER DUPER FUN SOCKS *This choice mostly just to get users aquainted with choices. A tutorial round. Rachel puts on these socks and has a little hop in her step. MORNING CHOICE 1 B PATTERNED SOCKS *This choice mostly just to get users aquainted with choices. A tutorial round. Rachel puts on these socks and checks out her socks and admires them. MORNING CHOICE 1 C PLAIN WHITE SOCKS *This choice mostly just to get users aquainted with choices. A tutorial round. Rachel puts on these socks and fixes her posture, breathes in and walks out all composed like. MORNING 2 Rachel tries to put on her shoes. Her stomach growls. RACHEL Ugh, not now. STOMACH Growls again RACHEL What do you want STOMACH Short growl RACHEL No, we really don't have much okay STOMACH Sad long growl RACHEL Okay time to go work* gets cut off STOMACH LOUD GROWL RACHEL Goddammit okay! Fuck. Rachel heads to the kitchen and opens the cupboard. Inside is revealed to be one granola bar, a rice cake, and a fruit by the foot. MORNING CHOICE 2 A GRANOLA BAR Rachel eats the granola bar. Probably in a silly way. We'll decide when we shoot. MORNING CHOICE 2 B RICE CAKE Rachel eats it MORNING CHOICE 2 C FRUIT-BY-THE-FOOT Rachel eats it MORNING 3 STOMACH Growls* but sounds like a thank you RACHEL Don't mention it. She heads the door and steps out. RACHEL Bye kitkat! KITKAT *RACHEL'S VOICE Get outta here already lol Rachel is now outside and needs to make a choice on how to get to work MONOLOGUE K so I can walk but I might be late. I can bike and get there on time. But what if I cant find somewhere to lock my bike and im late. Oh man. I can bus but I always miss it and that can cause me to be late. Oh man. Choices choices choices. MORNING CHOICE 3 A BUS Rachel waits at bus stop. Bus comes and she gets on. Cut to her getting off. She walks causally into the building. MORNING CHOICE 3 B WALK Rachel walks to the interview. Right before she walks into the building she checks the time. RACHEL Fasionably late, check me out world. WAITING ROOM 1 *Rock your body - saxtribution is playing through a small radio. There will be 2-3 people waiting there in chairs but for the most part the room will be empty and open. The receptionist will be there waiting absentmindly and a strange man with a very strange leg twitch sitting down. Rachel approaches the desk in little panicky hurry RACHEL Hey! I'm here for the 9 am interview PAM (NAME TAG) Yes,Hello, Mr will be right with you. please take a seat over there. Pam elegantly motions towards seating area. Rachel sits alone. The weirdo gets up and sits next to her. WEIRDO Psst WAITING ROOM C1 A TALK TO WEIRDO RACHEL Ugh hi WEIRDO Question RACHEL oh ok WEIRDO What lives when you feed it food but dies when you give it water? WAITING ROOM C1 A A FIRE RACHEL Fire! The answer is Fire! Fuego WEIRDO Oh yeah, that is a very traditional answer. But I also would have accepted: tamogachi RACHEL What how? WEIRDO tamogchi is robot,Cuz water, psssssst RACHEL Hmmmm, very nice WAITING ROOM C1 A B I DON'T KNOW MAN WEIRDO Well basically, the correct answer is fire. But if you want to impress people, say tamogachi RACHEL What how? WEIRDO tamogchi is robot,Cuz water, psssssst RACHEL Hmmmm, very nice WAITING ROOM C1 B IGNORE RACHEL kay, please stop talking to me WEIRDO Ugh fine, I was just trying to help but you know, whatever. INTERVIEW START PAM (NAME TAG) Excuse me miss, he is ready to see you now. Just head over there and take a take a right RACHEL Okay thanks! Wish me luck! She does not wish her luck. Rachel heads into a conference room. There is a table, a man in a suit is sitting there. He has a fancy name tag that says Brad Deebaag that is very visible. BRAD Take a seat miss, Brad looks at his clipboard BRAD Smithe? Rachel got that look on her face, like: is this guy foreal. Rachel sits down INTERVIEW C1 GREET HIM BY FIRST NAME RACHEL Hello, Brad. Nice to meet you. BRAD Actually, if you can refer to me as mr dbag that would be great. INTERVIEW C1 GREET HIM BY LAST NAME RACHEL Hello Mr. Dbag, nice to meet you *burst out laughing* oh my god I am so sorry BRAD Its actually pronounced DeeBog RACHEL Ohhhhh im sorry INTERVIEW QUESTION 1 BRAD Okay, so basically this job is a joke and this interview is just a formality. Honestly were just going to pick some one randomly from the shortlist. So just don't mess up okay, but if you really wow us you're pretty much a shoe-in. That said, this interview will be really short. RACHEL Okay

BRAD THis interview will consist of 3 questions.

RACHEL Oh hey thats pretty easy *gets cut off

BRAD Question 1: what do you care most about. 8.

INTERVIEW QUESTION 1 CHOICEA MY WELL BEING BRAD

Ah thats nice Brad makes a note in clipboard INTERVIEW QUESTION 1 CHOICEB MY DOG KITKAT

BRAD Ah thats nice Brad makes a note in clipbaord INTERVIEW QUESTION 2

BRAD QUestion 2! *Trying to set suspence with his voice* What, lives when you feed it food, but dies when you give it water? INTERVEIW QUESTION 2 CHOICEA FIRE

RACHEL Fire!

BRAD Hmm

Brad makes a note in his clipboard

INTERVEIW QUESTION 3 TAMOGACHI

RACHEL Tamogachi BRAD Hmm very nice Brad makes a note in his clipboard

INTERVIEW QUESTION 3FAKEOUT

BRAD Ok, question number 3 PAM (NAME TAG) Mr. Deebag! We need you for just a moment. It is extremely urgent and important.

BRAD I'm so sorry about this, please, excuse me. 9.

INTERVIEW BRAD LEAVES CHOICE LOOK AT CLIPBOARD Rachel peaks at the clipboard, on it: a beautifully sketched heron with sunglasses drinking a soda.

INTERVIEW BRAD LEAVES CHOICE DO NOT LOOK AT CLIPBOARD Rachel sits there and hums a catchy song. This scene goes on for an uncomfortable amount of time.

INTERVIEW QUESTION 3 REGARDLESS OF OPTION PICKED Brad speaks as he's about to sit down

BRAD Ok, question 3 for real this time He glances at his clipboard, and looks up

RACHEL Yes?

BRAD Did you by chance take a look at this clipboard while I was out of the room?

RACHEL No, I did not.

BRAD Are you sure?

RACHEL Yes.

BRAD Hmmm

Brad does the Larry David staredown to Rachel

BRAD hm, Ok

RACHEL Sigh of relief

BRAD Anyways, back to question 3. If you can be any animal, and I mean any animal. What animal would you be?

ANIMAL CHOICE 1 AND ENDING: HERON

RACHEL I would be

Dramatic suspense and pause, zoom in on faces, etc. 10.

RACHEL A heron

BRAD You looked at my board didn't you! This is ridiculous! Everytime! I can't trust a snoop, a nosy nelly, a peter peaks a lot. Get up on outta here!

RACHEL Aw shit

ENDING CLIP: 3 months later. Rachel homeless.

ANIMAL CHOICE 2 AND ENDING: OWL

RACHEL I would be Dramatic suspense and pause, zoom in on faces, etc.

RACHEL An owl

BRAD Ah nice, well you're hired!

RACHEL Ayyyy niceeeeeee

BRAD Yeeee boiiii

RACHEL UH hu, uh huh uhuh uhuh *emporors new groove BRAD Yeyeyeyeyey They celebrate for a while and its cuts to ending Ending CLIP: 3 months later. Rachel is still celebrating albeit exhuastedly. Coworkers keep asking tasks of her ad she passes out on her keyboard.

ANIMAL CHOICE 3 AND ENDING: NARWAHL

RACHEL I would be Dramatic suspense and pause, zoom in on faces, etc.

RACHEL A narwhal

BRAD Interesting. Well, you're hired. 11.

RACHEL Niceeee

Ending clip: 3 months later. Rachel has been promoted to CEO. Pam enters room and tells her so and so wants to form a stragegic alliance. Rachel answers: niceeee. Brad comes in and calls rachel boss and said the shareprice is up 10%. Rachel answers niceeeee. The waiting room wierdo thanks rachel for the job and says she is going to win a big award. Rachel answers niceeeee. End

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send me a url and i’ll tell you the following| No Longer Accepting!@scorpion-tails-are-here

General Opinioncharacter in general: Peepo Scorp is honestly the best thing ever? Just this silly fucking dude with a cool design and story~how they play them: I havent fully been able to see how you play him but im pretty sure youre doing a great job! ^^the mun: A really nice and funny dude, great guy to hand out with and an absolute trip in call.

Do Ifollow them: Yerp with them: Yeewant to rp with them: Yeeeship their character with mine: Yeeee

Overall Opinion :Nasa Peepo