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[ariana-maryse]

back again! with rainbow cookies! (which are chocolate chip cookies with m&ms) priest is on netflix so i watched it & remembered how much i love black hat's dramatic ass 😂 got any good monster movie recs? i need some more monsters in my life. i definitely need some lady monsters too, if you don't mind helping a monster lover out

Omg YES. Those are one of my faves! It’s like you just knew. Black Hat is SO dramatic and Karl Urban is already hot, so adding in his wonderful performance makes for a villain that managed to outshine a priest - which, for me, is a big deal. I have a priest thing, like, hardcore. 

Absolutely! Yesss, lady monsters. I’m sorry if you’ve already seen everything I suggest but I’mma try my best. Also I’m going with all genres and throwing in some other media types as well because I must, apparently.  Also I’m sorry this is a novel, holy shit.

Vampire Movies: Dracula (the Bela Lugosi one. I’m not a fan of the Gary Oldman version,) all the Blade films, Lost Boys, Ultraviolet, Interview with the Vampire, Vampire in Brooklyn, Twilight (I know everyone shits on it but there’s so many babes in the films,) and Only Lovers Left Alive. Vampire Shows: Hemlock Grove (I didn’t finish it, but it has Bill Skarsgard, Famke Janssen, and Dougray Scott in it so even if the story isn’t that strong, there’s that,) What We Do in the Shadows, and Sirius the Jaeger if you fw anime.

Werewolves (besides those that are in any of the above): Red Riding Hood, An American Werewolf in London, Teen Wolf and Teen Wolf Too, and if you’re into vidya games you can make werewolves on the Sims.

Ghosts: I’m obviously a big fan of Thirteen Ghosts, Candyman, Beetlejuice (there’s also an animated series!) Crimson Peak, The Crow, Ghost Ship, and Sleepy Hollow.

Demons/Angels: Constantine, Jennifer’s Body, Hellraiser (just 1 and 2 - after that it gets so campy,) Legion, Dogma, Bedazzled, Little Nicky (100% for Rhys Ifans,) Insidious has some interesting lil friends, and if you fw anime: Blue Exorcist, Claymore, Demon Slayer, Fire Force, and Inuyasha all have actual demons. Some others have similar variations and I’ll mention those in “other,” 

Robots/Androids/Cyborgs (I’m going with they count): AI (peep Jude Law,) Avengers: Age of Ultron, Robots (you may not wanna smash any of them, but it’s a classic,) and Archer (hella cyborgs.)

Aliens: A fair amount of the Marvel films, but my personal faves are Venom and Thor: The Dark World - the elves are pretty damn hot, the Men in Black franchise has some good ones, The Faculty, Rocky Horror Picture Show, District 9, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, The Chronicles of Riddick (Karl Urban is up in this bitch, too!) Star Wars obvi, Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (Rihanna, always hot,) and Futurama is basically all aliens.

Clowns: It (all the films,) Clown, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, and Terrifier. Also Archer has a few episodes where there’s a whole clown gang.

Other: Sinister has Bughuul, Dead Silence (if you’re into puppets. If not, it’s still a cool film,) The Brothers Grimm offers a lot, Ferngully has Hexxus, League of Extraordinary Gentleman, The Mummy (Imhotep and Anck Su’Namun are fine,) absolutely anything made by Guillermo del Toro, The Babadook can shapeshift and I wasn’t sure if he qualified as a ghost or not, American Horror Story has everything: ghosts, demons, withces, vampires, clowns, etc., Black Phillip’s human form in The Witch, Coraline (the other parents,) Pagemaster has this Jekyll and Hyde scene that’s nice and spicy, Courage the Cowardly Dog has Queen of the Black Puddle and some other great ones, the hormone monsters in Big Mouth are pretty legit. I’mma get into anime and video games now so if you’re not feeling that, I totally get it if you stop reading. Or if you did like a million words ago.

Anime: Ajin, Devilman Crybaby has all the demons, Bleach has kinda ghosts and the Hollows/Arrancar (plus fillers featuring vampires and sword spirits that are all beasty,) Swordgai isn’t that strong of a show but they basically all get possessed, D. Gray-Man has demonish creatures and some vamps, some of the Shinigami in Death Note aren’t bad, some of the evolutions in Digimon are pretty hot ngl, and there’s probably more that I can’t think of rn.

Vidya Games: In Skyrim (and TES in general) you get vampries, werewolves, elves, orcs, lizard folks, and then all the Daedric Princes. The Legend of Zelda series offers some good shit; Prince Sidon in BotW, Twilight Princess comes through with Ganon, Zant, the darknuts, and Death Sword. All the games have some good shit. Same with Final Fantasy - in 12 alone there’s the Espers and Vayne post transformation. The Jak and Daxter series, the tyrants in Resident Evil, and in The Arcana some of the card.. spirits? Idk what they’re called but they’re lowkey hot.

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

tones and i - dance monkey + the first pairing you think of

Insp: Dance for me, dance for me, dance for me, oh, oh, oh // I've never seen anybody do the things you do before

(going with Kirsty Gilmore & Tristan DuGray because Tristan watching Kirsty dance is a Thing in their relationship it’s v soft!)

Tristan blinked, jaw dropping as he watched his girlfriend execute her fifteenth — he thought it was fifteen, but he knew that his count might be off — pirouette in a row.

When Kirsty had invited him to watch her practice before they went to work at the Inn for the day, he hadn’t been sure if he wanted to.  Not only did she start at five in the morning, but he didn’t actually know anything about ballet.  Yes, his family used to go to the Nutcracker every year, but that was it; not exactly his scene.

But watching Kirsty was different.  Watching Kirsty was better.  And really, he wasn’t just saying that because she was his girlfriend.

Watching Kirsty was like watching magic.  Kirsty made him feel something.  Every move brought a new onslaught of emotion, and he could see how much she loved what she was doing.  

As the music came to an end, Kirsty had folded herself onto the ground, head bent so low that her forehead touched her thigh.  As soon as it came to a complete stop, Kirsty was pushing herself back up to her knees, and Tristan couldn’t help but clap.

Kirsty smirked up at him, cheeks pink from exertion.  “Not as boring as you expected?” 

Tristan laughed, crossing the studio to offer her a hand, pulling her to her feet and into a hug.

“You’re incredible,” he told her firmly.

Send me a song or lyric and an OC/ship, and I’ll write a drabble inspired by it

[bisexualterror]

problematic oc - nova bennett?

let’s see if i can come up some more!!!!

she acts like she knows everything

she also wants to know everything about her friends even though she has so many secrets of her own

she can be manipulative

she’s willing to do vv horrible things to keep herself and loved ones safe and will do such things in a heartbeat

(despite having died in a fire in a past life) she can be a bit of a pyromaniac 👌🏽

TYSM FOR THE ASK!!! 💖

[zeleniafic]

tag 8 people to get to know them

tagged by @butcherofblackwater thank you!! <3

tagging @lorettastwilight AND UHHH anyone else I wouldn’t feel obnoxious tagging in this out of the blue has already been tagged???? so. uh. if you wanna do it consider yourself nominated and @ me in the post!!! 😅

favorite color: blue! teal specifically. my blog clearly does not display this at all lolol

last song: moral of the story - ashe

last movie: the old guard

last tv show: the umbrella academy (s1)

sweet, spicy, or savory: does salty food count as savory??? bc i’m a salt fiend

bubbly water, tea, or coffee: TEA TEA TEA all the way. iced, specifically. and unsweetened, specifically, because i’m a heathen southerner who hates sweet tea lmao

[oc-fanfic-fic-recs]

@butcherofblackwater

[iknowthekoolaidflavor]

for the botanical asks - lunaria?

lunaria: what’s your favorite fictional universe?

My favorite fictional universe is Avatar the Last Airbender because I just had the chance to re-watch all of it. All of the different bending styles are so amazing to me. Also, I remember my siblings and I would pretend to be benders and fight each other.

Like how cool would it be to be a bender??

[eddiemunscns]

all important otp questions + klaus and elise

Tagging @butcherofblackwater since you asked a few of these too!

1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?

Klaus because he’s a little shit. El isn’t necessarily afraid of heights, but that shit definitely makes her nervous. 

2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time?

Klaus again lol if he had his way, they’d never leave El’s apartment. 

3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?

I think they’re both equally for it. Elise prefers showers, and Klaus prefers baths, but they enjoying doing so together regardless. It depends really, sometimes it’s relaxing and sometimes it’s for sexy time, and sometimes it’s both.

4) Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on?

Klaus lol he has no shame walking around El’s apartment stark naked. Sometimes El tells him to put clothes on...but not always...

5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?

Klaus, he only ever stays at the academy when he and El are broken up for like the umpteenth time. When they fight over something that doesn’t result in a breakup, they’re usually at El’s apartment, so Klaus will of course sleep on the couch. 

6) Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?

They both do this lol, but Klaus does so more frequently than El does 

7) Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?

Klaus said it first, he was drunk when he said it, but he still said it first. I think they both end an argument this way, but Klaus does so more often than El does.

8) Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts?

Klaus doesn’t really own any sweatshirts, they don’t really suit his style, but he has stolen some of El’s on a couple of different occasions. 

9) Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?

Klaus has definitely done this before and it pisses Elise off BIG TIME at first, but she also finds his cute dream ramblings pretty cute tbh. I think Klaus has the most nightmares, and I can definitely see Elise singing him back to sleep afterwards. 

10) Who is more likely to cheat?

I don’t think that either of them are really cheaters once they’re fully committed to each other. If it were to happen, it would probably be Klaus though.

11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

Klaus definitely makes fun of El, and El is definitely the one reminding him that they’re already in a relationship.

12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?

Elise for sure!

13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

They both do, but Elise is definitely the better singer.

14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?

Klaus starts the hand holding. They both are culprits of grabbing the others butt. Klaus loves wrapping his arm around El’s waist and burying his face in her neck, he’s also big on sliding his arms around her waist from behind while she’s cooking in the kitchen. They’ve both definitely put their fingers through the others belt loops before. 

15) Who likes writes the others name on their wrist?

Klaus for sure.

16) Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed?

Elise, she definitely is more confident and lets her hair down more when she’s drunk. They’re both equally as loud in bed. 

17) Who is more protective?

They’re both very protective of each other, and constantly look out for each other.

18) Who talks to the other while they are sleeping?

Klaus talks to Elise while she’s sleeping all the time. 

19) Who drives and who has the window seat?

Elise drives, Klaus always gets shotgun. If any of his siblings are with them, they get thrown in the backseat because one of the unwritten rules of El’s car is Klaus always getting shotgun. Mainly because he pouts BIG TIME if he doesn’t. 

20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?

They’ve both fallen asleep in the others lap before, but Elise will just stay there and throw a blanket over both of them and play with Klaus’ hair. If El falls asleep in Klaus’ lap, he carries her to bed. 

21) Who cuts the others hair?

Neither of them trusts the other with a pair of scissors lol

22) Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day?

Elise is the literal worst at sexting, she’s far too obvious about it when she’s in public somewhere, and she’s also v awkward and literal with her texts. They both definitely send each other encouraging messages throughout the day. 

23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?

Oh Klaus 1000 % to all of this. 

24) Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?

Klaus for both, he’s a goofball, and he’s also a few inches taller than El, so he definitely takes advantage of that. 

25) Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?

Klaus 1000%.

26) Who kissed first?

Klaus, El is not a forward person at all. 

27) Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark?

They’re both culprits of ordering takeout at 2 in the morning. Klaus has definitely woken up El to go downstairs with him because childhood trauma fucking sucks, man. 

28) Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them?

Elise, but Klaus doesn’t know. 

29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?

Oh my god, definitely Klaus. Elise is furious, worried at flattered all at the same time. 

30) Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute?

Neither of them wear glasses. 

[moondustmemories]

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owwww my heart!!! this is so cute and i love you very much!!! i’m playing an uno reverse because i appreciate you too💕💕💕

[wreakhavoconmacroissantdiggs]

23 & 72 for the cure asks?

Hi anon! Thanks for sending these! They were a perfect choice

23: on a lazy day with zero obligation you can catch me pigging out on something delicious, rotating between a book and my favorite show. Sometimes i'll even nap (i steal days like these, i rarely have 'em)

72: i should! But i don't. I always feel like being in the moment works better, but i want a note to look back because as Renee Elise Goldsberry sang in Hamilton, History is Happening... everyday

Yeesh we need a break, but time keeps moving

[fragilestorm]

hi! can i be added to your taglist please?

Yes, of course

[ariana-maryse]

hello again! i am the monster fucker anon and i have brought cookies for the meeting! i never played the silent hill game, just watched the movies. my friends were terrified of pyramid head & I was wiping off drool. does black hat from priest count? cuz i just watched that again and 😍 thanks for being so awesomely supportive!

Welcome to the family! What kinda cookies you bringin? (Any kind are wonderful, tbh, I fkn love cookies.) Don’t worry, I’m definitely not a purist on anything and don’t tolerate gatekeeping. Any form of Silent Hill counts. Tbh, the movies didn’t do a terrible job on story and the atmosphere is spot on. Plus they still had the legend Akira Yamaoka killin the soundtrack. 

But back to the monsters. Yes, Pyramid Head is too damn fine. YOOO I forgot about Priest! Omg hell yes, Black Hat absolutely counts. To me, a monster is basically anything sentient that isn’t human. When he does that little dance while general chaos is erupting in the village... /swoon.

[randomestfandoms-ocs]

c - for the oc ask?

Full Name: Carrington Louise Minkus

Nicknames, If Any: Care, Carrie

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Gender: female

Sexuality: bisexual

Song I Associate With Them: I Love Play Rehearsal, Be More Chill (I blame @kendelias for this) — I love play rehearsal / Cause you are equipped with directions and text / Life is easy in rehearsal / You follow a script so you know what comes next

3 Important Relationships: Farkle Minkus, Lucas Friar, Cory Matthews

2 Fears: clowns, needles

1 Element of their backstory: Carrie started theatre when she was three

Send me a letter and if I have an OC with that initial, I’ll tell you

[arrthurpendragon]

Spoilers for Astrid from Divine Strength? Pretty please?

Astrid gets along surprisingly well with Thor, which makes Loki jealous.  She also becomes unsure of what side she is really on when they meet up with the Avengers.  She loves Loki, but she doesn’t want what he wants.

[bisexualterror]

for the oc ask meme - 6, 12, 26, & 30 + nova or noor (pls don’t make me choose, i love them both)

sojslkjdlks i can’t choose either so let’s do BOTH! FUCK RULES!! 🤘🏽😝

6. their favorite movie

nova has a list, but i’d probably say iron man or mulan. for noor any gay movie where they don’t die at the end.

12. five songs they would have on their ipod

nova:

black magic woman by santana

no scrubs by tlc

hot stuff by donna summer

piece of my heart by janis joplin

barracuda by heart

noor:

bravado by lorde

underdressed by veriete

fake happy by paramore

human by sevdaliza

river by ibeyi

26. eyes or lips?

uhhhm idk if i’m guessing what this means correctly (what the prefer??) but, for both eyes

30. sweet or savory?

sweet for nova and savory for noor

tysm for the questions!!!

[zeleniafic]

for the problematic oc ask - renata or ryon cassel?

Ahh tysm!! I’ll do both bc why not :)

Renata:

P E T T Y ass bitch like... you spilled coffee on her favorite book once and it’s been thirty years and you bought her a first edition replacement for it but she STILL won’t loan you a book ever again

impulsive as hell, reacts FIRST stops to think SECOND. no thoughts head empty!!!

gets prickly and rude when someone pokes at sensitive subjects even though she’s never EXPLAINED that they’re sensitive and would rather drink straight bleach than ever do so

ping pongs wildly back and forth between being goofy and immature as hell and being defensive and closed off bc You Brought Up The Wrong Bad Memory but will she ever verbalize that? nope! :)

Ryon:

pre-red wedding: passive aggressive mf. would never verbalize his dislike for someone but WOULD give them theeeee shittiest practice sword in all of winterfell for sparring. it’s off balance and poorly made and just unwieldy af but he’ll never say that. just... “guess you’re just having an off day today theon” with a completely straight face

too passive in general tbh like sometimes he could have stopped some bullshit from going down if he just stepped up a little more but he’s too rigid about his place in society to ever do that

POST red wedding??? ZERO FUCKS GIVEN like slow down sir let’s think things throu- oh you’re already setting the place on fire???? well okay then

single minded to a fault sometimes... sometimes admirable in this dedication but it also makes him blind to the faults of those he's loyal to, or to weaknesses in his plans. he loses the details in favor of the bigger picture

[nikosasaki]

Kate Simmons ⋆ throughout the multiverse. (insp.)

First introduced as the daughter of Clint Barton and hacker girlfriend of Peter Parker, the character of Kate Barton has seen a few different variations on the big screen.

In the original trilogy by Sam Raimi, Kate Barton—as played by Natalie Dormer—was the academic rival and eventual love interest of Peter Parker. This doesn’t stray too far from Kate’s origins, save for the fact that her hacking skills were exchanged for a passion for biology, as well as the new rivalry between her and Harry Osborn. In her original comic run, Harry and Kate were always good friends, with her being one of the few people to still care for Harry even after his descent into the Green Goblin.

For The Amazing Spider-Man movies, the character returned under the name Kit Simmons, played by Imogen Poots. Her name was changed to avoid any ties to the then still growing Marvel cinematic universe, which many fans disapproved of. While she was originally intended to be the main love interest for Andrew Garfield’s Peter Parker, due to Garfield’s on-screen chemistry with Emma Stone she was once again demoted to a secondary love interest in The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

Spider-Man: Homecoming saw a huge reboot for the character of Kate, as well as launching her into the MCU. Now officially named Kate Simmons, she is an insomniac hacker with a slight obsession with Spider-Man, and a large disliking for Peter Parker. It’s fair to say that this version of the character is by far the most developed one we have seen on screen. She has even grown past her role of love interest and became the secondary main character of the newest Spider-Man movies, as well as a reoccurring character in other MCU productions.

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