#c: jesus

[silvcrignis]

♪ Oh, Jesus never got to have no midlife crisis ♪ ♪ No sports car, hair plugs, young blonde wiveses ♪ ♪ Never traded his robes for tight jeans one day ♪ ♪ He never quit his job to go write a screenplay ♪ ♪ Oh, Jesus never got to have no midlife crisis ♪ ♪ No tattoos, veneers, Botox around the eyeses ♪ ♪ He never showed up with his hair and beard dyed ♪ ♪ Never got the chance 'cause at only 33 ♪ ♪ He was crucified ♪

"... I'm gonna find your da. FUCK him & give him a child he can ACTUALLY be proud of you annoying waste of the universe's effort. Please draw a bath, drop all your electronic devices in it so you stop sending dumb SHIT like this. & then you jump in too."

Jesus from the background

"Yeah tell em, cous!"

*Tell Tale Game Noise* Jesus Christ Will Remember That

[godsfavoritedumpsterfire]

[hyunpic]

HYUNJIN ⚝ SKZ-TALKER EP. 63

[cac-comic]

ISSUE ????: cataclysms

[ortodoxiacrista]

Nos corações hostis plantem boas sementes e florescerá amor.

— Fred A. Lima

[andy-clutterbuck]

The Ones Who Live | 1x03 - Bye

[difeisheng]

WHAT is the production quality on call me by fire. WHAT IS THIS TALENT. what do you mean they just casually have a fuckin mafia turf war brawl in the middle of this performance with genuinely good choreography and then the singers have the breath to finish the song after fighting

[promessas-de-deus]

"O evangelho chama os homens ao arrependimento, à santidade e à piedade. Por causa disto, o mundo acha o evangelho ofensivo."

— R. C. Sproul

[2rats1gogh]

Nah cause? Imagine Tyland Lannister being the last one to find out prince Jaehaerys was just murdered. So when everyone comes to the council the morning after, and Aegon obviously doesn’t bring his son with him, Tyland is just like:

“So I guess prince Jaehaerys won’t be attending council today, huh? Good, he was kinda getting on my nerves lmaoo🤣🤣🤪🤪”

And everyone just looks at him like:

[dawnofiight]

Presenting: David and Asher

Ft. Emo Asher

omg tag list: @ashertickler @professionallyyappin @moronkyne

[bugflies00]

sloppy sloggy gobbly boggly toppy

[godsfavoritedumpsterfire]

“To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you.”

-C.S. Lewis

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

im finally done w/ school 4 the year hooray heres some. ezekial

[xeeljii]

x

next fic is gonna give this energy

And here is the fic 🤭

[ortodoxiacrista]

O amor bruto e sensível de Deus é a chave que abre as trancas do seu coração.

― Fred A. Lima

[andy-clutterbuck]

6x11 | Knots Untie