#caesar's hour

[oldshowbiz]

Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks desperately trying to impress Sid Caesar.

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Why hole yourselves up in a stuffy office when a terrace comes with it? Sid Caesar conducts a writing conference for his new TV show, Caesar's Hour, on the terrace of his penthouse office, October 28, 1954. Left to right around the table: Aaron Ruben, Joe Stein, Tony Webster (standing), Caesar, and Mel Tolkin. In the background, Howard Morris and Carl Reiner, Sid's fellow comics, lounge against the rail.

Photo: Robert Wands for the AP

[lelelego]

worship like a cur at thy shrine of deceit

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

NEED something intense and homoerotic to happen to me this year

[theaxolotlkween]

Rex learns about adderall.

[dailyjermasparkle]

[fishthegenderwitch]

Caesar dressing is amazingly easy to make.

I made this and stuffed mushrooms tonight; those are currently in the oven so I'll reblog later with an update on their glory.

CAESAR DRESSING IF YOU WANT IT!

1 tbsp minced garlic (I used a garlic smasher and crushed 5 cloves, but we like garlic here and 1 tbsp isn't enough)

1 teaspoon anchovy paste (or slightly less than 1 tsp of fish sauce, or leave it out! I'm not a cop)

2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice, from one lemon (I legit just cut a lemon in half and squeezed out all of its juice)

1 teaspoon Dijon mustard (I like the brand Maille)

1 teaspoon Whatsonyershirt sauce (Worcestershire)

1 cup mayonnaise (Whatever you have will work)

½ cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano (I left this out so I can eat it, my roomies can add some to their own salads)

¼ teaspoon salt

¼ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

Add the first 5 ingredients to a bowl, whisk em together. Add the rest of the ingredients, do the same. Then you are done and have made your own Caesar dressing and you can put that shit on anything your tastebuds and heart direct you to.

[gamelpar]

"You talk like Maurice." "Maurice is smart ape."

[antxnous]

grandpa degenerate and his brats

[izuizzy]

more chao ocs I think I may have a problem and I can’t stop /lh

[oldshowbiz]

Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner

[newyorkthegoldenage]

Nanette Fabray gags as Sid Caesar, Carl Reiner, and Howard Morris defy the No Smoking sign and try to read her newspaper. This was a sketch in the April 27, 1955 edition of Caesar's Hour, a TV comedy series.

Photo: Associated Press via WITF

[poorlittleyaoyao]

So not only does LWJ chop off JGY's arm for NO REASON since Jin Ling is already safe (JGY releases Jin Ling and shoves him away as Baxiapilled Wen Ning attacks), but chopping JGY's arm off ACTIVELY ENDANGERS JIN LING because what keeps Baxia's attention on Jin Ling isn't that Jin Ling and JGY figuratively share blood, it's that JGY's actual physical blood spattered on Jin Ling's robes when LWJ cut the arm off.

Pointed shot of WWX noticing Jin Ling's sleeve after Baxia turns:

Replay of JGY shoving Jin Ling away (from a different angle than before, which makes clear that JGY pushes JL clear before WWX gets to him):

Never-before-seen footage of LWJ cutting off JGY's arm and the spray of blood going everywhere:

So chopping off the arm was actively detrimental to JL's safety in this version! THANKS, HANGUANG-JUN!

[arttsuka]

can augustus hop around like the pixar lamp

Here (I don't know how to animate, pretend this looks good). Also I replaced 'pixar' with 'night at the museum' because why not

[catilinas]

you know jstor’s understanding shakespeare where you can click on a line from any play and it will show you articles that reference it. they should make that but for any given line of a text it will show you my mutuals’ beautiful posts

[monkeybebop]

A bit more different than my usual content but here. Got possessed to make this after two years of having the idea brewing in my head.