#callahan is god

[ghostlynimbus]

how the fuck did phil callahan somehow end up tagged as a participant in every event in my timeline how how how

[hazel-callahan]

some favorite background hazel moments <333

[princessgiggles333]

“i need him in a way that’s concerning for feminism!”

well i need Ruby Cruz in a way that will power feminism into world domination. i see edits of Her, and suddenly i understand what bowser feels like about princess peach because i NEED Her so bad. it’s actually unbearable at this point i might have to check myself into a hospital.

[dropsofs4turn]

this girl is such a weirdo freak social outcast loser I have GOT to fuck her

[thewinterlunarhalo]

no thoughts just hazel callahan

[rubycruzin4abruzin]

Not a recommendation but have you watched The Sex Lives of College girls because Ruby Cruz is going to be in season 3 in all 10 episodes and it’s also rumored she will have red hair and that’s why it was dyed a while back because of filming for the show, it’s really good show if you haven’t seen it.

Dude I literally watched it with my (now ex) girlfriend back in 2023 when I tell you I SCREAMED when I heard the news.

I need them to update the release date ASAP because I am STARVED!! Tell me why Miss Ruby Jean has FOUR PROJECTS that are completed and are just sitting in a vault waiting to be released. I feel edged here, not very nice :((

[celestiansui]

rich fine arts student! hazel x surviving psychology student! reader

but make hazel the loser insecure one.

hazel automatically giving gifts to reader because she believes that's a way to make her stay.

reader just accepting the gifts because it came from hazel.

hazel accidentally bringing up reader's financial status during their fight.

reader giving everything that hazel gave to her back, except the painting of them watching the sunset that hazel painted "just because."

[murdrdocs]

y’all.

[anything4mymoony]

hazel "why would you lie to me?" 🥺

us "HAZEL BBY GIRL I WOULD NEVER LIE TO YOU! YOU WOULD MAKE AN HONEST WOMAN OUT OF ME! I WOULD BURN THE WORLD FOR YOU😫😫

[copepods]

alignment chart for dsmp characters that are either immortal or very very old

[1jemmagirl22]

"How many rules have you broken since you met me. How many laws? They won't be the last."

Top 23 ships I loved(Or more accurately became obsessed/re obsessed with) in 2023, ranked:

14; Nina Zenit and Matthias Helvar, Six of Crows and Shadow and Bone

[sofiaisanalien]

I really wanna cut my hair like this so badly but the hairstylists in my town are bad at doing their job they don't know how to give me this haircut 😭

[hazel-callahan]

hazel's just here to have a good time

[joanvisitsrome]

CHAT RUBY CRUZ'S INSTAGRAM IS PUBLIC???

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE (and not a drill)

AHHHHHHHH

it's guzzlingplastic1000 incase yall don't know

[cementcornfield]

https://youtu.be/QVSYa4tel-E?si=tEJCyjksoTDpEVJm

Watch from 50:00 😭😭 this is everything

Joe WANTED Ja’Marr to be drafted by the bengals

Joe was like, "I'll take Ja'Marr every day and twice on Sunday."

[thewinterlunarhalo]

the absolute lack of hazel fics on this app is extremely concerning because look at her how can you not love her