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77dekiru · 10 months

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Izuku literally has such unbelievable amounts of gay loser energy in this panel… like this is crazy…

#mha #my hero academia #mha 409 #bnha #boku no hero academia #bnha 409 #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #bakudeku #bkdk #im exploding him with my mind rn #can he be normal for 5 seconds #please #STOP STARING AT HIM LIKE THATT #like we get it omg

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puppyeared · 2 months

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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago

#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW #when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas #or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it #my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT #IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently #most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of #smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say #its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words #its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me #5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention #doodles #diary #sona #puppysona #comics

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kindahoping4forever · 9 months

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Luke interviewed at the Billboard Golden Globes After Party via Billboard and ET

#he literally says the band is making an album this year so you can officially stop with the hiatus talk lol #5sos #5 seconds of summer #luke hemmings #luke #video #golden globes 2024 #kh4f post #anyways he couldn't be broader and I couldn't feel more normal about it

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roomba-mangga · 2 months

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being normal about thistle and the touden siblings in the most insane way because imagine you're a sad out of touch hopelessly devoted little magician whose family has been actively pushing for you to see this path of self-destruction that they set you on to its fatal end and being confronted with that sends you tumbling down a doom spiral to hell from which there is no escape but then suddenly from out of nowhere two brainless randos bust into your house and offer the first real acts of kindness and gentle touch and validation of your personhood you've received in at least a few decades if not centuries if not your whole life (for want of which you Did All This Shit in the first place), and unlike the other dickheads breaking into your house all they care about is Being Nice To You For Free and deep frying your security cameras and tbh you wouldn't know how to react to this on a good day whatever that looks like so you just go along and eat their funny snacks and tie them both to a pole like puppies you picked up off the side of the road and then with all that said and done you immediately die

#me when a broken young person is offered kindness and a second chance (but theyre too far gone to recognize it for what it is):#GRRAH RAUGH RAUGH GRRR GRRBHRHRRHRH #sorry i went insane over falin healing him and touching his cheek #and laios healing him and insisting on having a meal #both of them tried to get him to eat w them actually it reads like he's a grimy little cat being confronted by social dogs #who bear a resemblance to his family rip #also really funny that they keep tying each other up can you all be normal for 5 seconds #well falin didn't do anything but she already did so much #thistle & toudens ping my desire to see nebulous found family that doesn't equate to a nuclear family so baddddd #whereas thistle and the melinis poke the rabid animal in me that really really really wants to see what familial divorce energy looks like #dunmeshi #dunmeshi spoilers #thistle #thistle dungeon meshi #touden siblings #laios #falin #roomba media #dunmeshiposting #falin & thistle #laios & thistle

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opikiquu · 6 months

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(rocking back and forth in the corner of an empty room) save me white boy save me white boy save me white boy s

oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS . BOY.

#my first reaction was ‘what? his eyes do glow!’ and then i proceeded to cry #★ arin rambles #sorry i need to let this out #AVENTURINE. AVENTURINE oh dear #IM DR RATIO YOOHOO #HEYYYYY HEY HEY HEY HEY PLELASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEE #IM BEGGING YOU. IM BEGGING YOU #im getting a job so i can e6 him /j #Yall im obsessed with this man i have to have him kill me #like everytime i see him my eyes pop out like those ugly stupid pens with squishy animals on them #i think my body mustve sensed him or something #i literally woke up at 7 am in a cold sweat #im not gonna be normal #IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT #5 DAYS IS TOO LONG YALL IM NOT MAKING IT #IM GOING TO THROW UP #aventurine pleade aventurine please aventurine aventurine save me #AVENTURINE.#Please babygirl what i gotta do to get a suicidal blonde to kiss me around here???????#sorry if you follow me it will get worse #he a masterpiece . he changed my life . he a work of art…….#aventurine honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #AVENTURINE #OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OH MY GOD PLEASEEEE P #PLEASE ONE CHANCE ONE MINUTE ONE SECOND JUST A GLANCE #im gonan thriw up IM GONNA DIE #tears in my eyes

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musubiki · 7 months

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after mochi forgets im assuming lime either 1. kisses her again and therefore can no longer hold back or 2. thinks about how she seemed into it for the rest of time but cannot work up the courage again

yeah definitely the second one LMFAAOOOOO

hes the type thats like. okay if i did it again, for HER it would be the first time i kissed her but to ME i already did the bit and it took everything i had i cannot do it again its too embarrassing ill need to kiss her under a different pretense somehow (meanwhile mochi walking around like nothing happened)

#so mochi 1) doesnt know he kissed her again and 2) is still under the assumption he doesnt remember when SHE kissed HIM #(she frequently forgets about his magic res #it didnt even occur to her that him not remembering the kiss was even a possibility)#so she walks around as normal day to day and he daydreams about the feeling of her lips on him about every 5 seconds #and then he has a lot of moments like (can i kiss her yet)#just staring at her with the softest expression while she talks about her new spell or something

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front-facing-pokemon · 1 year

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#bonus under the cut getting that snout facing right at the camera #camerupt #early 2000s animation cow‚ apparently. that's what someone just said about the bonus image. i honestly never understood this thing's name #i always thought it was pretty obviously a cow. but then its name implies camel. camel erupt. camerupt. is there a specific kind of #camel that just looks like a cow?? or. what. or am i just misremembering what camels look like #either way‚ i still think this pokémon is pretty cool‚ but i don't really use it ever in my own playthroughs. i don't think i *ever* have #not even in pokémon colosseum where i'm pretty sure you can get a shadow numel at some point. bc i already had a fire-type #not sure which one it was but it was definitely one of them. maybe cyndaquil? because of the dudes with the johto starters #that you fight near the beginning in pppp uuuhhh the PHENAC city i couldn't remember the name. for a second there.#i wasn't aware as a kid that their outfits corresponded to the type of the starter they had and also that you could only fight one of them #i think as a kid i was under the impression that there was only the one. for some reason i remember fighting the green one #oh wait they have the second-evos yeah. cuz he had bayleef. and the red one would've had quilava. not cyndaquil #ugh my memory is not very good evidently. i'm writing these tags after work. normally i do them right when i wake up but this time i just #do not have an excuse for not being able to remember shit. this is just on me. maybe it's amplified by the fact that i have yet to eat today #which i have a very bad habit of doing. forgetting to eat all day and not eating until like 5 and then that being my only meal for the day #i'm trynna get better about it but it is Not easy for some reason. for something that should be decidedly very simple #but my brain doesn't often let me eat until i've completed all of my silly little Tasks. so. idk. this will however post the day after i've #arrived back home from my trip which is nice. the first time future me will be sleeping in her own bed again. good luck again future me #you might need it

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immamapletreekid · 6 months

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instead of grinding for finals i lost hours to a one piece wiki spiral

#IT ALL STARTED...WITH CP9S INDEPENDENT REPORT #in the most predictable fashion. ive yet again fallen for the “dangerous murder bot villains are actually a found family and genuinely care #for one another“#PLSSS THE WAY THEY ALL WORKED SO HARD TO EARN THE MONEY TO TREAT LUCCI #thinking so hard about how they are one collecfive unit. they move together they work travel live thrive together #giggled so hard at kaku giraffe slide #SOEAKING OF WHICH I JUST LEARNED KAKU IS THE YOUNGEST OUT OF CP9 #HE WAS 18 WHEN THEY PLANTED HIM AND THE OTHERS IN WATER 7 #im not ok im ripping my pillow to shreds punchjng the wall screaming shaking good GOD DJFJ #KALIFAS DAD WAS IN THE PREV GEN OF CP9????? SO SHES RRALLY BEEN THERE THROUGH IT ALL #thinking about lucci and jabra and blueno trio...#yes i originally was devastated to discover my favourite shipwrifjts were actually undercover government assassins but like #the found family.....maybe not found family but FORGED FAMILY THEY MADE IT WORK #i still think it's so silly that. kaku is the youngest but hes second ij terms od power and he speaks like an old man #in my ideal world cp9 brutally murders spandam and they live their best lives after doijg whatever #attention span for stats and cs??? nonexistent #but yea sure i can spend 2 hours memorizing the key detaisl from the wiki entries of all cp9 agents and making a chart and timeline #maybe this is a sign...that i need to fix this before it causes bigger issues #rambling about stuff #wait omg no last thought is how when all the cp9 members reunite after 5 years and firsg thing they do is immediately check their doriki #and jabras upset by how both lucci ajd kakus are higher than his now but then u think about how hes the oldest in their group #heck five years ago when they were sent off to water 7 those two were 23 and FUCKIJG 18 YEARS OLD #OF COURSE HES UPSET THESE TWO FUCKING KIDS ARE STRONGEE THAN HIM #who holds seniority over them. im actually devastated and extremely entertained #the last time u see the youngest of your group hes some 18 year old kid you could best in a spar. maybe even leave some words of wisdom for #then he goes and leanrs how to build ships for 5 years and comes back stronger than u #they are a family to me... HE COULD HAVE ABANDONED TJEM?!?! THEM ALL HAD THE CHOICE OF LEAVING THE OTHERS BEHIND TO SAVE THEMSELVES #BUT THEY DIDNT. HE STILL GAVE KALIFA HIS SHIRT AND CARRIED KAKU ON HIS BACK ALL THE WAY TO ST POPLAR #biting my hands hitting the wall scratchijg the floors screaming shakijg not normal about these guys #THE WAY JABRA HAS A PET CHICKEN TO COUJTER HATTORI

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running-in-the-dark · 6 months

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I love it when Mulder and Scully bicker like little kids. it's adorable.

right now I'm watching the episode about the vampire(s?) where they both tell the story of what they think happened, and it's so funny, I really like this episode.

also I've been trying to deny it for five seasons but I'm really attracted to Skinner.

#I think it's the glasses #yes good idea blame it on the glasses #let's just ignore that. I need to stay normal about this show. it's the one thing I can watch right now that doesn't make me insane #because it's the only thing I can watch that doesn't have John Larroquette so I can be normal about it and I need that #please don't let this become a thing too I don't have time for that #he was in this episode for like 5 seconds and I was 😍. unfortunate. very unfortunate.#anyway #this isn't going to be a thing because I refuse #personal

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wild-penguin · 1 year

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The CEO of the company I work for called me and answered the phone with "hello" not saying his name with an awkward pause.

I didn't have him saved on my phone apparently and I was like "uh who is this, is this important?"

😭

And then he told me and said "I was just calling to ask how you're doing after surgery and to say good job on the work you delivered yesterday"

I feel 😪 bad now

#bruther #can i live normally for once #girl he paused for at least 5 whole seconds

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oc-cinematic-universe · 5 months

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i LOOOVE thinking about fantasy disabilities!!!! i love figuring out what people would have to do to accommodate them! it's literally awesome!

#fun after-comic joe facts time yayyy so joe's soul got a little bit fucked up #its just this small crack. which makes him entirely unresponsive to anything for like 5 minutes max #at seemingly random intervals. it slows down and doesnt last as long as it heals but its still like #not good lol #and its just gonna keep happening the rest of his life because souls fuckin heal weird #its one of many problems disorders he has to deal with this ones just special because doctors have #NO clue what to do with him so he and his friends just gotta figure out how to cope with it themselves #after a while he can kinda tell when its about to happen a few seconds before it does #so because he's rarely left alone anyways because he. cant take care of himself much anymore #he can give them a warning and they will make sure nothing dangerous will come from it and just wait for him to come to #as it heals and becomes less of a problem it kinda becomes more of a problem ironically #he does reach a point where he can mostly handle himself. but he cant do shit when that happens #except try to sit down asap. so while it happens less often it causes More Incidents. alas #i think kiara's way of dealing with it happening in particular is so silly #cause she just. grew up with him like this. this is just normal to her she's never questioned it #like oh ok dad's blanked out again i will just wait so patiently for it to be done so i can keep showing him #my mlp toys and explaining mlp lore to him #it happens and she just stops what she's doing and waits for him then continues as if nothing happened #everyone else gets so fussy about him when it happens but kiaras just #are you done? ok so pinkie pie is the laughter pony #he thinks its awesome he loves her so much

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hauntingblue · 7 months

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JINBEEE I LOVE YOU!!!! JINBEEEEEEEEE

#there is no man more consistent or noble than him. he really is the gentleman of the seas (or knight idk with the translation)#i think he has like a luffy is going to die detector built in. he was about 5 seconds away from ripping his hands out #FLASHBACKS FLASHBACKS FLASHBACKS #luffy needs to eat the food sanji made for pudding..... do you see...#reiju was suspicious from the start.... hell yes #sanji going insane again... to the liat #reiju has her mind straight.... end germa and save sanji yeah.... but dont die girl...#so reiju has feelings because her mother is not the same as her brothers??? and like germa didnt go that far with the tech yet???#bc their mother just complaining about the four and not her daughter.... idk she calls her mom still.... maybe its just the tech #that wasnt as advanced when she was pregnant with her so she has feelings still #oooohhgg the toxin only worked with sanji... thags why he is normal....#being beaten up on his mothers grave.... christ.....#reiju is an older sister for reals.... having to deal with her mom being worried about sanji and then worrying about him too #reiju knows their father doesn't like her as much bc she has feelings too deep down... poor girl....#jesus christ sanji take her with you!!! if she doesn't end up happy.....#nothing more to say reiju i love you too girl #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 819 #reiju you don't need to die!!!! i get the symbolism but you can be good too!!!!#you tell em pedrooo!!! fuck that egg!!! AGAIN!!!!#NOT AGAIN!!!#pedro with the explosives again qjdhakshka he came PREPARED #luffy strangling a guy for info.... this one is a first....#so brook just came to steal the poneglyph with no paper or ink????? wtf #roger could hear everything and thats why he could read the poneglyphs....#well luffy killed that man (to me)#reiju changed the bracelets omg!!!! QUEEN ICON SISTER OF THE YEAR OF THE DECADE #think about what matters sanji!! *thinks about luffy* OMG AND LUFFY LOOKING FOR HIM!!!!#episode 820

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batz · 2 years

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at my friends door begging him 2 come smoke w me so i dont have 2 smoke Alone

#wgat if slendermancatches me out there its so Scary...what if i see a ghoul #frank.txt #its tooloud in the house idk if he can hear me SIGH. . .#at least it stopped snowing and is bqck to Normal Winter Vancouver Weather #wont freeze 2 death just goingout for 5 seconds fr a lil smork

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shittywriterbrain · 11 months

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i said i liked that max didn't drop the entire season at once but i take that back. this two episodes a week thingy has me acting normal and even disinterested in one of my favourite shows. wtf

#its not the season itself mind you #ive loved every episode of it so far #i think its fucking great just like the first season #but im used to watching a show at my own pace binging or no #i finish it as fast as i can bc i cant get enough then get completely obsessed #i make a pinterest meme board i start posting on tumblr sometimes i even read a bit of fanfic #i rewatch it over and over for a month i listen to the soundtrack #but its not like that now #i tried to behave like that when the first 3 came out because i desperately wanted it to be like that again #but it kinda faded especially after ep 4 and 5 came out #i loved these episodes i did but its like i cant really completely dive in yk #i feel like ill watch the finale when it comes out then do an obligatory rewatch and then its done #and this is particularly sad because its fucking ofmd. my second favourite show on the planet #season 2 was supposed to he huge for me like in hindsight maybe not go2 level but yk #and now im just. normal about it.#i hate being normal about things #anyway. tags longer than archimedes' lever to lift the world i guess #another one for the void

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callixton · 1 year

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this is real btw. to me

#rose went ‘in my dreams barba is aro’ and in approximately .5 seconds i talked myself into him being loveless #and then i realized i actually vibe w heartless more but they’re both staying #help tumblr glitched and would only upload the first picture over and over again .#i am sooo normal about him <3 #also i think liv can be aro as a treat and they should be in a qpr and raise noah platonically while he fucks carisi. this is my truth #ted talks #rafael barba #svu

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lisbonsteresa · 2 years

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they're hopeless

#it's almost funny because he rolls his eyes once but otherwise you can almost see him going 'be normal act normal everything's normal'#meanwhile lisbon's looking at him every 5 seconds like 'something's not normal here'#'huh well he didn't make any jokes about my date this morning but he always reacts when i make plans with a guy in front of him...'#still nothing she just stares at him for a beat (waiting for him to look at her so they can 'what?' 'nothing' each other they're children)#she doesn't know what's going on and he has no idea what to do god someone put me out of their misery #tm

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