#can't we go back to where we were then

[gpedia]

Yoddamn sleep cycle broken-into-shards feature it's midnight and I can't even sleep properly, but my body will decide to take a 3 hour fucking nap at 1340 when there's an interesting colloquium I wanted to attend starting at 1400.

[obsidianbit]

I love this gay ass show with its literally life ending injuries that heal immediately, but only when convenient to the plot, and its ridiculous use of modern phrases, and its laughing in the face of historical accuracy, and its kissing the face of the fans instead of trying to outwit them, and the way everyone involved in the show seem to go 'I KNOW RIGHT! I'M EXCITED TOO!' instead of mocking the fans

[angelsdean]

society if. spnwin season 2 [sigh]

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

I always love a heel, but not like this....... not like thissssss!!

[egophiliac]

The chapter is insaneeeeeeeeeeee insaneeeeeeeeee please your thoughts pleaseeeee twest really went all out

HIS HORNS LIGHT UP

and all the other stuff that happened, look, I'm processing

[extra-somethin-somethin]

hey so do you think wtv keiko had to deal with growing up with yusuke could be considered a type of parentification

[primelinchen-the-second]

So anyways guess who just came back from an *checks watch* 8 hour hike

[corfisers]

i really need to finish this one day

[variousqueerthings]

it’s a problem that hawkeye looks like this: 

while talking about this: 

sir:

sir I know this is an entire scene’s worth of “pretending to be a homosexual who’s in love with frank” but you make it come out so sincerely that I have to overanalyse it just because and headcanon you’re talking about trapper by proxy (and you get away with it, because it’s a “joke” and juuust removed enough to be taken as such)

[magentagalaxies]

get someone who looks at you the way scott thompson looks over at me while i'm filming behind the scenes for the buddy cole documentary

[daisywords]

I do tend to like the trope of "one or both characters faking or being disingenuous about their role in a relationship but ending up being shaped by it anyway"—and yes "fake dating" and all its variants are included in that! but! that is not the end-all-be-all; the possibilities here are endless. for example:

fake mentor/mentee

fake siblings

fake bodyguard/person they are protecting

fake parent/child

fake prisoner/guard

fake royalty/servant

fake rivals

fake divorced

even just. fake friends please I love fake friends

[claudiasescapesubmarine]

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[gosminhas]

club penguin used to piss me off so bad as a kid because you had to pay for all the cool stuff and the mere thought of asking my parents to buy me a gift card made me feel stupid but hanging out with friends online wasn't wnough i yearned for all the puffles and the treehouse igloo

[sysig]

It’s me, Stanley, I’m the Bucket, speaking to you inside your brain, listen to me, Stanley, leave your wife, we don’t need her! Come with me and play my games, you need me, Stanley, your free will is an illusio- (Patreon)

He’s just jealous

Tell me this isn’t exactly the PS5 meme tho

[annabelle--cane]

uh oh gang I miss musicals

[aeide-thea]

in 'holy shit it's astonishing local guy ever passed a science class in eir life' news, i gotta report, i started covering my tea mugs as a totally accidental side effect of

wanting 2 compost my tea bags

therefore wanting 2 remove them from my tea before adding the milk for grossness-minimization reasons¹ instead of just leaving them in throughout the whole drinking cycle like the lazy bum i am

therefore wanting a dish 2 deposit the tea bags into once removed from the tea

finding that the easiest way to cart this whole assemblage around the house was to invert said little dish and stack it on top of my mug

and like. turns out this is brilliant from an adhd perspective bc my tea goes cold so much less fast!!! which like. is incredibly obvious when you think about how heat dissipation works (it's a hat for yr beverage!) but like. do i tend to apply the things i theoretically understand to my everyday experience of living my life. not so much.

anyway if you, too, end up with cold tea all the time: consider covering it! it might improve your life like it has mine!

⸻ ¹ technically it's all getting collected by a commercial composter after i drop it off at the transfer station so i could actually have milk and even meat in it but like. i am trying not to end up with one million maggots inside my little pail.