#canned pineapple juice

[supermomrecipes]

PORK ADOBO WITH PINEAPPLE

INGREDIENTS: 500 gms pork belly – wash, pat dry and slice 2 bay leaves 1 tbsp ginger garlic paste 1 large onion – sliced 1 cup pineapple canned juice 1 tbsp soya sauce 1 tsp pepper powder 1/2 tsp red chilli pd 1 cup water 1 tbsp vinegar 2-3 tbsp pineapple pcs METHOD: Take a good non stick pan. Add pork and cook on medium high till it browns and the fat renders Add bay leaves, ginger…

[thunderheadfred]

Me, almost out of the first trimester, staring down a bowl of soup like I’ve never seen a more formidable opponent: listen you picky little chest burster, I swear to god you have to let the host body eat some fucking protein, it’s mission critical

The creature inside me, eyes glowing red: MORE PINEAPPLE

[wannabe-british-fangirl]

Jemimah: Can I be a blue one?

Crowley: It's alright, you haven't annoyed me yet.

Jemimah: But, /can/ I be?

Crowley: Oh, sure.

Crowley: *snaps his fingers, turning Jemimah into a small blue lizard*

Me: ...

Me: I see you, John Finnemore.

[newtness532]

i need my brain to be normal, at least a little bit

[cerealkiller740]

1953 Pineapple Growers Association ad

[anotherpapercut]

I am going to The Club(TM) on Saturday for the first time with a couple friends do you have any advice :(

if u like drinking definitely do that lol. for sure improves the experience. usually when I go w friends we end up sitting on the patio talking to whichever strangers sit down which is honestly my favorite part so I recommend it lmao. I can only handle the dancing to incredibly loud music part when I'm appropriately intoxicated so I spend most of the rest of the time talking to people outside. I've had some incredible conversations with strangers at the club

ALSO if you're not into loud noises you should get like concert earplugs! you can get ones that just block excess noise so you can still like hear if someone says something into your ear but the music won't be blasting you. it makes it all MUCH more bearable

[milo-is-rambling]

I made a drink where it’s impossible to taste the alcohol fuck yes

[bogglebabbles]

There's no feeling like opening a fridge and finding it full of food you like. The absolute high of being well-fed.

[no-psi-nan]

Every night the other Psychickers fail to cook an edible meal on their turn, Akechi orders in pizza using the credit card number of the night's worst offender.

Which wouldn't be so bad except he likes to put both pineapple and anchovies on pizza.

[vegancas]

the thing is i would become a fruitarian if i didn't think it sounded like so much work

[saltedsolenoid]

maybe there's an issue with my blood sugar actually

[hazardsoflove]

sometime a girl* will make a blue hawaiian at 1am when they have to get up for work at 9am

[cerealkiller740]

1959 Stokely Ping Pong Pi-Li pineapple based juice ad

[wabblebees]

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[ma-39]

i love pineapple

[dont-open-dead-inside-25]

just shook my can of pineapple juice having forgotten that i had placed my pill on top of it. heard it fly and just sort of accepted that it was lost forever and then i kid you not a fucking allertec landed on my arm, seemingly out of nowhere. it was surreal