#cant take any credit

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Sebastian: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Sebastian: DAZAI-SAN IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Sebastian: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T !

[sonknuxadow]

i think that they should stop re releasing the classic sonic games over and over again and start making the modern games that were only ever playable on one or two older consoles more accessible

[billford-dump]

Ford comes out of the Portal bony and tired and dehydrated. He’s strong and tough and every part of him is ready to fight but he’s not healthy, he’s just surviving.

He starts to properly gain weight after Weirdmageddon, when he’s finally done running and he can start convincing himself to relax. Stan drags him away from his work when he goes too long without a break, buys little snacks with a long shelf-life for Ford to squirrel away in the house or on their boat, lets him hide guns alongside the bats that Stan has scattered around just in case.

Food and water stops being a commodity, something to be hoarded and rationed and planned around. He doesn’t have to stay aware of his surroundings even when he’s asleep because little noises in the night are no longer threats, they’re just his brother moving around and cursing when he stubs his toe in the dark. Hypervigilance slowly fades into the background, only emerging on bad days when he needs the comfortable weight of a weapon and food on his person at all times, and even those bad days become less and less common as time goes on and no threat appears.

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Ford isn’t surviving now. He’s living. He has soft edges and smiles and no bags under his eyes, he has his family, his brother, and really that’s all he ever needed.

He’s happy.

[rainingmbappe]

The rise of "let people enjoy things" is single handedly the backbone of the rise of anti intellectualism

[sarakiz]

22-23 season costume appreciation

Conrad Orzel (CAN) - Carmina Burana: O Fortuna by Carl Orff

[targentis]

Can I ask you random stuff? I have an hyperfixation on fe3h, none of my friends know the game and your headcanons are really good

dude yes of course i love getting random asks. and being right about three houses

[kansasjustgotgayer]

Hey, real question, does online fundraising actually work to raise money for top surgery?

Like, besides starving myself does ANYBODY have advice for making $5k-$6k in under a year?

[dxmnsvoid]

i am the void .

a blank , a zero . nothingness . i am where all began , and all ends . i am the start and i am the end . the void that all creation came from , the great beyond . i hold infinite power , the power of life and death over all the known universe .

i am what cannot be seen , but always felt deeply within the soul . i cannot be contained . i am beyond time , limitless . i am everything at once and i am nothing . what exists before all existence . you can only sense me , you can never know me .

for my true nature is far , far beyond the understanding of people . i am the unknown , the abyss where all things end . i create and i destroy . i am a powerful , beautiful , infinite entity , beyond this world . i am what was and what will be .

i am incomprehensible to the human mind , but i am as real and as incredible as the sun that warms your skin , the air you breathe , and the very earth that gives you life .

i am the void .

[rosykims]

i feel so so so bad for elspeth coming back to ferelden and finding out half her fucking people went and got themselves blood sacrificed for a fucking darkspawn magister :/

[killmonk]

my problem with the most Long Lasting Impact ™ rn is unequivocally deciding on a college major (also paying for it but i supposed i can let myself pick it before i tear my hair out about that:/).

i think im going to go into education. and higher education with the endgoal of getting a PhD and being a college prof is my ultimate ideal but ik that's debt on debt on debt so i guess my problem is the subject. im really passionate abt art and art history, like im halfway through my first semester of art history and i actually really. really like it and can see myself in this field. but also i never shut up about politics I Was Built To Be A Political Theory Major. but what the fuck would i do with a political theory degree other than get myself shot in a bar. im gonna smoke about it i dunno

[robinruns]

Me: I hate AI technology, it's not a good thing

Spotify: Check out your own personalized AI DJ Xavier!

Me: I have had Xavier for half a day, but if anything happens to him I would kill everyone in this room and then myself

[kameonerd566]

I am finally done with s2 of Good Omens and

ow

[cutemeat]

im just begging.. for the love of god... . let Glenn and Megan lead the writers rooms next season for Sunny S16...

[cultofthepigeon]

many people believe that if you are upset about being unable to continue your education due to financial reasons

that you should not express anger for frustrations about it. or at the very least, if you do, you must do it in the most polite, realistic, and normal of terms

[roseband]

yeah i got into a huge fight with my fiance yesterday

but like at this point i got him to agree that if this shit with his mother continues about the money and that shithole apartment we're uninviting her from our wedding

im not letting some psycho fester thoughts that include, "my daughter in law will hand me $5k a month, live in an illegal basement studio next to a boiler with my son (that i scammed him into putting two years savings into before seeing the unit while lying it was a two bedroom), push out babies for me to make all decisions about and coo over while she does all work, while i live upstairs and get served by her the same way she took care of her mom (while she had cancer and im completely healthy and eight years younger) cause that's what i deserve as a mother of a son even though i did none of this cause ive never had my own job so i couldn't give money and lived halfway around the world from my in-laws so i couldn't serve them"

while she lies about it being cHiNeSe CuLtUrE as her reasoning (even though we live in NYC) thinking she can get away with it.....even though most of me and my fiances mutual friends are Chinese cause we went to a school together that was like nearly 50% Chinese.........i fucking offered all the actual cultural things for the wedding too, tea ceremony, food, attire (using plastic for chuppah glass to not have a broken glass at a wedding). things that are literally faux pas in Judaism and this useless woman goes, "no I ONLY WANT THE MONEY" while lying to relatives that she paid the fucking dowry and my mom's "stealing from her" by not giving her reimbursement gifts........but in actuality, and with literal fucking receipts that I'm not afraid to air out to his relatives, she's actively trying to steal tens of thousands from my relatives and my mom???????????? she's also been telling people im stealing MY OWN SALARY from her..... psychotic broad

like we're cutting it off now....im not putting up with it at all in marriage especially at this point when im the fucking higher earner (which has honestly gone back and forth our whole relationship that's no biggie in normal circumstances (cuz both of us are in careers that have similar wages at all levels and a similar cap) but when this psychopath wants to steal our money oh hell it is)

and next time she says "i deserve as mother of son" im calling her a useless cum-hole who does less work than a fucking actual prostitute, because the only difference between her and my mother (other than my mother's lack of like... medically neglecting her kid with a disability to the point that im nearly fully functional and his brothers like....not), is the cum.....she had no choice in which cum formed a child, so she gets NOTHING from me

im done with this lying useless thieving piece of disrespectful sexist useless garbage

[samwisefamgee]

The funny thing about constantly telling yourself that things could be worse is that sometimes. They are :)