#capitalester

[zackstriker]

[shlebbie]

My first entry for the @dnptarot tarot deck!!

As someone who is a tarot reader, this has been my dream to work on!!

Hope you enjoy!! >•<

[animeluver34]

D: Phil gets the emails in-

P: Yes...

D: -he says yes!

P: I do!

D: I think about the mortgage payment. I say, "okay :("

[iihappydaysii]

Only Phil could manage to sell Nord VPN in the middle of reading his gay furry-adjacent Buffy fanfic

[girlunionize]

lesbians were made up by capita£ester to sell more dnp merch

[thegirlinprague]

THE capitalester thumbnail

[tumblasha]

i need to see a phan edit of neva play by megan thee stallion. "three things i don't play about: myself, my money, or my man" is soooo capita￡ester

[luvedaisy]

what if the phagenda is just capita£ester datamining us for his newest venture capital project . gave him all that information and now here he goes ... we need to be careful out here

[phantasticphizza]

I'm afraid to get It Takes Two part 2 we have to sponsor it ourselves

[phulge]

hard launch is obvi gonna be sponsored by dragon city and nordvpn

they’re gonna hard launch on dragon city but you can only see it if you’re playing it through nordvpn

[zackstriker]

hotel room with a private pool and ocean view is insane the rich gay uncles strike again

[phlonde-era]

I've gotten to the point that everytime they mention something about internet security I go "NORDVPN!". Like I'm actually excited about the sponsor....Capital£ester has gotten to me

[betaphannie]

phil gets a whole new appendage added to his body and his first thought is hmm how can i capitalize on this

[phlondeera]

don't let dnp fool u they're only at a restaurant together for the tax write-off

[emma-engels]

I guess the biggest demon phannie was the Relatable™️ all along

[fryday]

speaking about phannie dreams once i dreamt that the hard launch video dropped, it was called "basically we're married" and it was 30 seconds long. it was just them saying 'yeah we're husbands we've been married since late 2018. no we arent gonna speak about any details. tho we are gonna share a couple of funny silly anecdotes on our tour come and see us byeee!!' and idk it was the funniest shit ever to me fr bc i'm not gonna even be able to go on tour theyre not coming for my country so id have to depend on social media to tell the anecdotes to me LMAO

can't believe they're sneaking clickbait tit ads into phannies' DREAMS now too 😭😭😭🤡🤡🤡