#captain boday

[captainsvscaptains]

Battle of the Captains Prelims

Star Trek

The four with the most votes will be in the tournament

Boday (Deep Space Nine) was only mentioned in dialogues : no official picture of him

[captainkaseykirk]

one of the funniest things about deep space nine is the running joke about jadzia‘s dating history, particularly captain boday with the transparent skull. he (and his see through skull) are mentioned like *three* times throughout the series. they made SURE it wasn’t a throwaway funny line and i love them for that

[tomfoolparis-malpractice]

Someone: *says something rude to Jadzia*

Jadzia: Captain Boday would never do this to me.

[smilesobrien]

unrelated to anything but i do think ezri genuinely digs julian. i especially like when she lies that jadzia would've gone for him if she hadn't gone with worf to get into his pants sksksk

[pygian-weapon]

The Winx Club called. They want their outfits back

[garaks-padded-bra]

I know this goes against everything I stand for surrounding my general hatred of nostalgia baiting and endless reboots, but pleaaaase for gods sake let me make the massively high budget animated ds9 reboot that lives in my mind real. Paramount. Come on. I wanna do sick as fuck trippy visuals with the symbiont and I want sloans dying mind to be a collapsing anti gravity shitshow and I want the prophetic visions to be 10 times weirder and more visually confusing and I wanna Implement all my slight little species redesigns and I wanna see captain BODAY and I wanna see cardassia from a perspective that is not that one fucking background painting and I wanna SEE young Kira doing her terrorist shit and I want there to be a better bloody musical score and I want them to actually go to one of the vorta cloning facilities and I want odo to do way more shapeshifting !!!!!!!!! I want him to turn into a little paper aeroplane and hit quark in the nose with it to get his attention and melt in a genuinely disturbing uncanny valley manner when he’s stressed out. BRO

[vasquez-rocks]

ds9 characters ranked from least to most likely to have a youtube channel where they do obviously staged creepypasta vlogs for 8 year olds in the most annoying voice you’ve ever heard

8) worf – beneath his honor 7) o’brien – he lived it when rumplestiltskin moved into his house, no way he’s doing that shit again 6) odo – he IS the creepypasta monster the annoying person would find in the obviously staged vlog, which might complicate matters 5) kira – not something she’s likely to do, but, eh, if it’d make kirayoshi happy, she’s the fun aunt, right? unfortunately her vlogs always end with her shooting the evil ronald mcdonald or whatever with the “disintegrate” setting of her phaser, which frightens the little ones 4) sisko – the man will do anything to make his son happy, and jake is a writer which suggests his little nine-year-old self was probably obsessed with videos about mothman or whatever 3) quark – surprisingly, not the most likely on this list! it’s a little beneath his dignity to do the kicked-in-the-head-by-a-mule voice and pretend to be scared of a puppet or whatever. but there’s latinum in children’s entertainment, and he DOES need some way to win back the station’s parents after he accidentally sent a bat mitzvah party into a holodeck playing Vulcan Love Slave IV 2) bashir – would it be in his nature? no. of course not. he is sensitive and fussy. but like. look at him. his twinkish build. the pallor of blue computer light on the bags under his eyes. this man was bred in a lab to sit in a gaming chair and lie to children about creepypasta monsters 1) dax – “oh my gosh, guys, it’s 3 am and look what just snuck into my apartment” [turns camera around and it’s captain boday naked in her bed]

[myfaveisnormal]

if kiradax isnt canon explain THIS

[VD: A clip of the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode The Maquis: Part 1, showing an interaction between Major Kira and Lieutenant Dax. It goes as follows:

Kira: Feel like getting together for dinner tonight?

Dax: Can't. I'm having dinner with Captain Boday.

Kira: The Gallamite? You're going out on a date with him?

Dax: Is something wrong with that?

Kira, frustrated: ... No. Not at all.

End description.]

[writergeekrhw]

Any more unhinged Star Trek headcanons to share?

Captain Boday/Lt. Vilix'pran

[kiranerysismyhero]

we needed a scene where dax teases kira about dating odo, considering she used to judge dax for being attracted to captain boday, and kira defends herself like 'just because he could be shaped different doesn't mean he does, he's usually just smooth and beige'

[forehead-alien]

You never know who you may bump into on this station, in this instance that asshole Captain Boday.

[lorenzobane]

I think about Dr. April.... like once a week. When will sexy calendar fic return from the war 😭😭

Shout out to me losing my laptop charger and having to hunt the city for a new one... Anyway! Dr. April Will See You See You Now is actually reasonably close to done which we love to see. Anyway-

The Premise: During the war, Starfleet decides that it is concerned about crew morale so they decide to make a charity calendar featuring crew members from the front lines. A certain tailor is pretty interested in the crew member for April....

Snippet:

“Commander Dax,” he greets. “Another dress for you? I have heard rumblings about a certain Captain Boday passing through shortly.” 

She shakes her head. “No, thank you, Garak. Looking for something for the calendar, actually.” 

Garak hates it when the universal translator skips out on him. Certain she doesn’t mean she needs clothing for a date calendar, he merely hums in agreement. “And what type of aesthetic might best fit this… event.”

She smiles, a glimmer of fondness inside her eyes. “No, not an event. Starfleet is concerned about morale surrounding the war, so they’re having some of the officers at key bases take… special pictures for different standard months.” 

“Intriguing,” Garak says, watching her browse idly. “Anything, in particular, you’re looking for?”

“I’ve been told I look lovely in red,” she says. “But, I’m supposed to be Ms. August. Maybe something in a pastel?” 

“You would look ravishing in a pale blue,” he says, walking to the back to pick out a color swatch. “Perhaps something like this?” 

“I like it,” she says. “You know, I’m not the only Senior Officer from Deep Space Nine participating in this, you know.” 

Garak hums again, to acknowledge her, hoping to give the impression of idle interest. He certainly is curious if a certain Chief Medical Officer will be taking part in the tradition. In the name of mental health, he’s sure. 

“Sisko is,” Jadzia starts, and Garak looks up sharply in surprise. She laughs at his face, and says, “he was quite the scamp when he was younger. Anyway, Chief O’Brien and me. Worf refused because it offended his honor. And, of course, Julian.” 

She says the last name with an unsubtle glint of mischief that he ignores. “Goodness, on Cardassia our vaulted leaders would never be caught engaging in such foolish behavior.” 

“Good thing we’re not on Cardassia, isn’t it, Mr. Garak?” She says.

[captainsvscaptains]

In the name of the star trek fandom, I'm so sorry everyone🫡

I still think it would have been funnier if our only representative for the polls was captain Boday and if we could have won with him but oh well,

In any case, #SiskoSweep!!!!

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[udaberriwrites]

Hm, how about Julian Bashir for the character ask game?

Julian Bashir

1: sexuality headcanon

Disaster bi, emphasis on the disaster. Most likely xenosexual too, and proud of it.

2: otp

Being completely unoriginal, my otp is with the tinker, tailor, soldier, spy himself, Elim Garak. They have so many little, flirty moments, seriously, plus there's the other ways they fit together. They both know the value of secrets, they can let their guard down around each other, they understand the other on a deeper level, and it just works, idk.

I'm also unreasonably attached to my little Julian/Leeta/Rom rareship, even if it has pretty much no basis from canon. It's still cute and mutually supportive and I love ir.

3: brotp

A tie with both O'Brien and Dax! They fit different niches in his life, but they are trustworthy and dependable but also willing to get drawn into the stupidest contests and petty debates with him.

In other words, O'Brien is the "our braincells cancel each other out when in close proximity friend". Dax is the bi "let's rank how hot everyone on the station is" bestie.

4: notp

None really? Ummm... maybe Kai Winn? On the basis of her being Kai Winn and thus opposed to fun? Though talk about crack pairings xD

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

I really like the idea that he's on the autistic spectrum, because the genetic treatments certainly weren't a "cure". He just learned to hide and create very convincing masks while he was under his parent's thumb.

On a lighter note... that he also has slept with Captain Boday, and like Dax he doesn't understand why the transparent skull would be a problem.

6: favorite line from this character

"It makes you wonder, doesn't it? Are we so different from the Romulans or the Cardassians? If push comes to shove, if we become... angry enough or desperate enough, would we stay true to our ideals? Or would we just... return here? Right back were we started?"

Oh Julian... the show is going to take that question and beat you and Sisko both over the head with the answer ☹️

7: one way in which I relate to this character

I mean, fanfic writer here, I admire his and O'Brien's dedication to LARPing xD

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

The 'crush on Jadzia' subplot from the beginning of S1. I was thankful when he outgrew it and I don't buy the "it was true love" pitch the show tries to sell me. It was a crush, and their friendship was beautiful, shut up.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

Cinnamon roll.

[ltcmdrdax]

mutuals only.

SETTING:   quark’s,  deep space nine,  jadzia is once again talking abt captain boday.  

“oh come on,   so you can see the man’s brain,  is that really so strange?”  eyebrows lift challengingly as the question’s aired,   “i’m sure the fact that our skulls aren’t transparent is equally bizarre in his eyes.  in fact,  i know it is,  because he told me so,”

[thresholdbb]

Unless you're Captain Boday, don't talk to me