#captive prince incorrect quotes

[wlwshiniang]

Damen: i wonder what goes on in Laurent's maze of a brain

Laurent: Big Bicep Damen Hot

[always-tired-plshelp]

Combeferre: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Grantaire recently.

Enjolras: No, Combeferre, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Combeferre: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Enjolras: No! You’re the only one for me.

Combeferre: Is that so?

Enjolras: I promise! Grantaire and I are just dating, okay? He's my boyfriend.

Combeferre: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Enjolras: You are still my one and only best friend! We're just dating, nothing more!

Combeferre: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Enjolras: Yes, of course.

Grantaire: What the actual—

[exalted-one]

*Huet and Lazar sitting in jail together* Huet:...so who should we call? Lazar: I'd call Laurent but I feel safer in jail.

[beeesworld]

Damen, rushing in late: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm late, but I have a really good excuse.

Laurent: Really? What is it?

Damen:

Damen: Shit. Uh, actually, I thought you'd say, "I don't wanna hear it."

[incorrectcaptiveprince]

Damen: You're right. Laurent: That's… That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

[sunymar]

nikandros: why does the prince of vere call you babygirl

damen: how about we stop talking for a little while.

[afantasyghost]

𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗼𝘀: Fuck the Veretenians

𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻: Yeah, fuck the Veretenians

*Next day*

𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻: Hey, guess who I hooked up with last night

𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗼𝘀: Who?

𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻: Laurent of Vere

𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗼𝘀: What!

𝗗𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗻: You said fuck the- You didn't mean literally?

𝗡𝗶𝗸𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗿𝗼𝘀: No I didn't mean literally!

[ascendanceseriesveteran]

Literally any enemy ever *slams Jaron against the wall*: Surrender now bitch.

Jaron:

Jaron: Are we about to kiss right now?

[mklinaaa]

laurent, at the palace, every time regent called him in front of the court: UGH! yes uncle, what do you want now? more money, my land, my kingdom, MY SOUL?

[ask-nicaise-anything]

Stranger: is he bothering you?

Laurent, looking at Damen: yea but he’s my husband. I signed up for this

[jaronxlordashcombe]

the difference between the two

Tobias: "Me and Amirinda are getting married!" Jaron with his sword out: " You interrupted our engadment!" Roden down on one knee with his sword out: "yeah tobias give us some space geez." Tobias:... Roden: "so anyway will you fight with me forever Jaron?" Jaron: "Yes I wil for the rest of my life." Tobias:"...what."

[wlwshiniang]

Damen, with an army: *takes Charcy*

Laurent, with a chair: *takes Fortaine*

[always-tired-plshelp]

Damen: I think I'm in love with Laurent. Thoughts?

Nikandros: And prayers.

[exalted-one]

Laurent and Damen making out on the couch: Laurent: Wanna take this to the bedroom? Damen, *gets up*: Sure. Damen, *starts lifting the couch*:

[beeesworld]

[incorrectcaptiveprince]

Laurent: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone

Lazar: Mine just says "Lazar no"

Laurent: I want you to apply it to every possible situation