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the3rddenialist · 4 months

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What is wrong with him

#my guy celebrates at the idea of #apocalypse and then forgets he's #suppose to be saving someone #who at this point he thought was a #living breathing person underneath a #car like what the hell man #very real customer service rep fr fr #i think psychology-wise JBM is gonna #be very interesting to look at #i need to trap him in a jar and shake #can't wait for volume 1 #jackieboy man #altrverse #jacksepticeye #i really like how he's drawn

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grinchwrapsupreme · 2 months

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shawn's deep trust of lassiter keeps catching me so off-guard like when he's held captive and lassie and henry both turn up he tries to yell "carlton" not "dad" and when he sees a guy with a gun come into the restaurant he goes straight for lassie and keeps trying to get his attention instead of literally any of the other dozens of cops in the room with them and when he's telling someone to call the police he tells them to ask for lassiter, not jules, not vick, lassiter. like he spends all his time provoking lassie but the second there's danger there's literally no one else he trusts more

#psych #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #shassie #like #what the hell man #also lassie calling him 'shawn' all through shawn takes a shot in the dark was Something #i know it's because he was with henry and it would have been weird to last name him to his dad #but still it was wild #AND shawn tried to call out to him as 'carlton' in the same episode??? hello???#and the moment where lassie stops the car and shawn immediately holds the gun out for him is like #yeah they annoy each other so so much #but they're soooo in sync #they Get each other #they drive me fucking crazy like everyone on the show talks about shawn and gus's weird little thing #but no one mentions shawn and lassie's weird little thing #probably because lassie would shoot them but still

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nebuladreamz · 1 month

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chat the voices are loud again

#nebula rambles #shitpost #i think if from what i've peeped that the utmv fandom are scary as FUCK #i've been keeping a relative eye on things for the hell of it and #it feels like a car crash i can't look away from #ofc i've only seen a portion of it cause this shit is HUGE #but jesus CHRIST man

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agnesclementineblog · 1 year

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I've recieved my order from @arinavah like 15 mins ago I've been losing my mind since then. The artstyle is making me want to eat my phone and the quality of both the zine and the enamel pin is so so so good.

I've been looking forward to these and they did not disappoint me! 🥺❤️

#jujutsu kaisen #How do you post stuff?? I feel like i sound like a car salesman ahsjddk #But every word is true!#I devoured that zine like a starved man #Arina if you're reading this your art makes me so insane #And that enamel pin is so cute irl what the hell #Everyone go follow arina rn!!!!

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nobodybetterlookatme · 27 days

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Would've posted the last update yesterday but I basically collapsed into bed the moment I got home, so y'all can have it now lmao. I managed to hold it together until around 9pm, at which point I'd been working for over 12 hours at that point, so I think I did pretty good. Supervisor hit us on the radio to tell us it looked like we wouldn't be done til past midnight, and we were supposed to be out of there by 10pm, so that was the last straw for me bc I just wanted to go home and I mumbled something about going to the bathroom so I could cry for a minute. Came back, apparently that was also the last straw for my partner who evidently knew literally the entire time bc dude fucking goes "so do you wanna talk or are we just gonna keep pretending you haven't been feeling like shit all day", I tried to downplay it, it didn't work obviously, he looked at me like 😒, you hate to see it. He wanted to make sure I wasn't actually gonna become a patient so he did a quick assessment, my vitals were ✨ abnormal ✨ which was fun. We didn't have to do much else work related the rest of the shift so it was nice to just vibe for a bit. Finally got to leave, partner didn't trust me to drive myself home that late while I was still running a fever so he drove me home, we got food on the way back, I showered, then immediately went to sleep after crying a little but bc everything hurt so bad lmao

#not snz #just me being a fucking wreck lmao #i was still at 101 when my partner checked so it didn't get better at all like i thought it would lmao #i feel a hell of a lot better now tho #amazing what sleep can do for a bitch lmao #also my partner is definitely not doing a good job convincing me that he doesn't like me bc dude #who's out here doing all that for a person they don't like #and he texted me this morning to make sure i was still alive lmao #like sir are you aware that this is bestie behavior #To Me #i forgot to give him his jacket back tho 😔 negative partner points for me #it's okay I'll just give it back to him washed with snacks in the pockets lmao that'll make up for it probably #I'm gonna have to buy that man so much food tho like i feel bad ahakdkajdl #anyway i got to be a corpse today so that was cool #my parents went to get my car for me bc i had to leave it there ahdkkakd

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meduseld · 5 months

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I was today years old when I found out my aunt and my dad were material witnesses in the murder of their neighbor when they were 13 and 8 respectively?!?!?!

#My aunt just casually dropping oh yeah our murdered neighbor had a car like that. Me: WHAT Aunt: yeah me n ur dad were there Me: WHAAAAT #anyway he never told me #holy shit #my mom knew #fucking hell man

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shopcat · 5 months

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uber driver just laid down in the driveway for 3 minutes brother you are NOTTT GETTING A TIP

#🐾#GET OUT OF HERE MAN WHAT THE HELL 😭 FIX YA DANG CAR SOMEWHERE ELSE #i think it was just weird bc we don't actually have a ''drive way'' he's like on our property #he's essentially on the front lawn like hello

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ti2guhr · 3 months

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Jesus fuck man just got hit with the worst migraine I've had in months and it came on so fucking fast jesus christ

#migraines #I'm normally able to grab ice/take meds/lay down/etc really soon after it hits so it doesn't hit like Critical Levels #but i was in a car and didn't have ice available and didn't want to take meds on an empty stomach #fuckin hell man I've been living on easy mode with the migraines I've been having #like not really it's more i know how to live with them now but fuck man that's what it used to be #they're still bad but at least they're manageable

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lieblogger · 16 days

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going into highschool and realizing every piece of media is lying about highschool ages

#most juniors i know are 15. my entire friend group is 16 year old seniors #i’ve met maybe 2 people who’ll graduate at 18 and even then their bdays are like. literally right before summer #or maybe that’s because we don’t get held back anymore Whatever #meblogging #also another highschool thought: you should be allowed to hit people who walk in the middle of the parking lot with ur car #also insane. i made this account freshman year and i’m still only talking about lin lie #i’m gonna graduate and still be talking about this guy. and i used to draw him in my spanish 1 class man what the hell

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2022dirt · 2 months

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Someone encountered a car on the street that wont go any faster than 5-10mph unless you send them money.

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itsalmostavengers · 1 year

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Hey since you are back, and absolutely no pressure at all like if you don’t want to, that’s pretty chill too, would you maybe be willing to finish one hundred last chances?

Ugh so like. Yes. Theoretically. But also I simply cannot Stand my old fics and like the only reason I haven’t deleted them off the face of the planet is bc I know other people enjoy them. So it would probably be too agonising for me to actually write up the second half? I wouldn’t get your hopes up I don’t think.

#I think in my head. Steve left and they texted and rang eachother a lot for a few weeks #and Steve annoyed the hell out of the rest of the team by constantly asking them if Tony was doing okay.#until nat showed up at his apartment and told him to get in the car and told him Tony was waiting for him at couples therapy #OH yeah and then I recall. they do therapy for a few months but Steve still won’t come home.#and even though like. on missions Tony still completely trusts Steve to have his back. Steve cant fathom that Tony would ever trust him on a #personal level #but THEN. Steve goes for drinks with a coworker who’s in the area and signals get crossed and she ends up kissing him.#and Tony sees the pap pics and is like. oh.#as soon as steve sees the pics he knows Tony knows. and he’s so anxious that Tony thinks he’s found someone else because HE HASNT HE HASNT #but Tony’s not answering his phone so steve rushes back to the tower and he’s like. fuck. what have I been doing with myself man.#and he has this epiphany that it’s better to be around and heal together. with Tony. than like on the other side of the country #and there’s tears and kissing and emotions and then a resolution #so yeah. that’s part 2 condensed #ask

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brothersonahotelbed · 6 months

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just wanted to say...U r at the top of ur posting game..banger after banger on the dash. proud of you, hope the breakfast or lunch or dinner is bangin and the sun shines on you kindly and the shower temperature is just right..I wish u all the beauty the world can offer you and and ur beautiful mind.

i'm in love with youuuuuuu zedfer <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 i wish you delicious coffee and beautiful music and a fender guitar and a long-lasting pair of headphones and all the love in the whole world .

#fatalismboyfriend #if it weren't for the oceans between us i'd invite you over to my house and let you play my electric guitar and teach you stuff #adn then we can make up shitty songs together and listen to car shit headrest and dance like idiot faggots #i love you so so much man what tha hell ..<3

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yuneu · 9 months

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not to be insensitive but can people please stop killing themselves by jumping in front of my trains wtf this is the second time

#like be a man and lock yourself in a car with the engine on! what the hell!

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fragmentedblade · 10 months

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Argenti is actually pretty Lancelotcoded, he is deranged and even suicidal. I adore him

#I didn't expect to like him this much considering what I had seen in leaks and trailers #but he is actually not just a cringe fail man with a flare (which is also good)#he is also a wet sad man trying desperately to get close enough to something dead that he'd get a glimpse of it and its light again #He can have a piece of my heart for this after all #However‚ yet again‚ why am I like this lol #He started talking about how getting as close to death as possible is the way he has to get the shadow of the shadow #of the probable hallucination of the echo of Idrila‚ and that's the path he must walk because seeing them even if it's not real is his wish #and I could feel myself grow fonder with every word. Awww of course I'll let you try to die in the pursue of your wish. Of course #What's with me and borderline when not straight up suicidal characters what the hell #Anyway... Get in the car. I'll take you and Blade get some cookies or popcorn‚ or whatever you want. Blade's already in the car just hop in #I talk too much #I should probably delete this later #I honestly was expecting him to lean more towards Galah.ad or Perziva.l perhaps. That he has the Lancelo.t air has won me over for sure #I'm sorry call me basic but Lancelo.t is my favourite

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