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[cat-toess]

LOVESICK pt.2 Update

Hello! This post is regarding pt 2 of lovesick! I currently have some things to work on regarding personal matters, such as school and so on! I hope you can understand if the pt.2 of the series lovesick will be delayed. To all the people who showed their support for the fic, thank you so much! I expect the fic to be done by sep 4th!

[wolfzilla89]

I love how cats are drawn in rps. It captures the silly essence perfectly.

[chappellrroan]

How are we today ??

other than cramps sexy and slaying even making some progress with syllabus voluntarily

[mxkokopuff]

my first catto!!

[mangywayway]

[aliengirl]

Thanks so much to sweet @peanutty for tagging me!

forest or beach | books or TV | sudoku or crossword | coffee or tea | over-ear headphones or in-ear headphones | low maintenance plants or high maintenance plants | ebook or physical book | ao3 or tumblr | worm or vanilla extract | open storage or closed storage | swimming or running | Pinterest or Google images | short hair or long hair | scented candles or unscented candles | cactus or succulent | pancakes or waffles or french toast | online or irl | sunset or sunrise | snow or rain | cat or dog | horse or cow | hoodie or sweatshirt | sweet or and salty | IKEA or Target | wood or tiled floor | dried or fresh fruit

I taaag @duusheen @seyvia @floresibs and @pixelshary and if you want to do it feel yourself tagged by me

[bpdamn]

i‘ll be meeting my bf to talk tomorrow and i’m just relieved that he still wants to stay after it all. for the first time in my life i’m 100% sure about a person. i’ll never give up on us that’s why the past two days have been hell- it felt like there might be a chance that he will. i’m happy to see him again and i know that we‘ll work this out eventually cause both of us are willing to fight for what we have 🥺

[bippityboppitycat]

[dutybcrne]

Two distinct flavors of Diluc and Kaeya reconciliation I just fucken LOVE are either the vibes of Other Side from the Greatest Showman, or Hazbin’s More Than Anything.

[cattodigiatto]

Making OCs is so funny to my brain because 1: I made this concept, gave it a name and a function and now exists, 2: I also made them incredibly miserable for some reason and 3: (my favorite part) gave them an APPEARANCE, they LOOK, you can LOOK AT THEM

[sentofight]

As much as these two wants to deny this ... it is true. Well, partially because some cats are friendly and wants to thank you for feeding it.

Einar: "I wouldn't say ignore them completely but .. try not make a lot of eye contact; they get scared of someone taller than them looking down on them, even if you mean well." (literally the only time you hear him say one than one sentence.)

Victor: "Gauge the situation, if it approached you, try reaching a hand to it. It might scratch you but never hurt it for that." he taps his dual swords, if you know, you know. (translation: he will off you for hurting a cat.)

[aratinafaghat]

This guy is literally being sooooooo helpful rn, everyone congratulate him bc he is being so helpful and wonderful rn

[chappellrroan]

[robot-bun-alt]

Do cats get sad that we don’t purr back at them please I need to know if my cat could be mad at me

[audiovisualrecall]

Yknow it frustrates me that we have taken Edison to the vet several times in the past 5 yrs and while the visits were for other reasons (vaccines, asthma symptoms, uri, etc) we did mention Edison's weight and constipation issue, and the vets commented on his weight too, But what frustrates me is that no one ever suggested anything beyond switching to hill's food for the weight issue - which we did and it didn't make a difference but it is better food sure - And no one ever suggested anything for his constipation!!

And so now of course it's like... if we bring him in it'll be like Wow he's big *immediately judges us* *dismisses questions about medical causes of both issues* *laughs about his behavior* *asks if we free feed, reminds us of calories/day for his weight or ideal weight etc, do we feed small meals, is there plenty of water available, etc* *doesn't want to run tests* *judges us for him being 20lbs* *coos over his dumb face*

and like no we don't free feed him yes small meals yes 2 bowls of water, we need to play w him more yes, I feed x calories per day split btwn dry and wet foods, ok can we test to rule out medical reasons for weight and constipation and just make sure he doesn't have megacolon or anything wrong like that pls.. ok if nothing is medically wrong can we get some advice on improving both issues? Yes he's v cute and yes he is v overweight and I hate it for him I know

[tender-rosiey]

labor — gojo satoru x f!reader

ᴀ/ɴ: now I wanna write angst sigh

“babe, honey, baby please, Y/N! YOU’RE CRUSHING MY HAND PLEASE!” gojo, world’s strongest jujutsu sorcerer, screams as you clutch his hand tighter and tighter.

you groan, breathing heavily as the stubborn baby is still making his way out of your body, painfully so, “SHUT UP! NO ONE TOLD YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!”

“I AM SORRY, OKAY?!” he replied, hoping to still have a hand intact so he can at least hold his son later on, “BUT YOU ALWAYS LOOK SO HOT AND SEXY!—“

“SATORU YOU FUCKING BITCH!” you yell at the top of your lungs, desperately hoping for this to end.

“sir, I suggest you stop yelling and try to comfort her—“ the nurse urges but the man falls off the chair to his knees because of the strong hold on his hand.

“CAN’T YOU SEE THAT I AM TRYING?!!” he looks up at her and she can clearly see just how painful it is for him and considering how blue his hand is starting to be.

but he has to stuck it up because you are giving birth and you’re the one who deserves the comfort right now.

your tears are staining the pillow below you, “SATORU, IT HURTS SO MUCH!”

“I know, honey; don’t worry—“ he attempts to talk but you raise his hand and slam into the bed again, making him slam his head onto the bed as well.

“WELL THEN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!” you throw your head back, “STRONGEST MY ASS! MORE LIKE USELESS!”

gojo fakes a sob, “is this what I get for turning my infinity off?”

while you are inside, his students are outside of the operation room, stuck between laughing at their screaming teacher or to feel bad about you who’s in pain right now.

“Y/N, HONEY PLEASE I WILL GET YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT JUST PLEASE GRIP A LITTLE LIGHTER!” he yells for the hundredth time today and is once again ignored as you’re rather a little busy with something else.

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

after a long while, the hallway is silent, and nothing is coming out of the room.

“who was screaming at the end?” yuuji questions nervously, looking at his other two friends.

megumi blinks and sighs, “either gojo died or y/n passed out.”

“I really hope it’s the first option,” nobara prays as her hand hold each other tightly; the other two follow the motion and nod.

three bottles of water are opened on top of each one of them until they are soaked to the toe and a note falls onto megumi’s lap.

i heard you, so expect harsher training <3 now let me enjoy this moment with my wife and son

— your super cool teacher, gojo satoru

they can hear squealing and the crying of a baby that slowly becomes quieter; the squealing is their teacher, that much they can tell, “y/n, he is so cute! just like you honey,” he coos, pressing a kiss to your forehead and proudly holding his son.

“well I just birthed him, you better fucking like him.”

“love, you are so vulgar,” gojo gasps, “what if our son picks up on that?”

you have no power to do anything but glare at him and he laughs quietly, “okay I am sorry; you were amazing.”

he presses soft kisses on your hand, “thank you so much; I am so proud of you.”

“shut up,” you grumble but softly say, “give him to me.”

“of course,” gojo replies, placing your son in your arms gently and he quietly gasps, “will I get to see you breastfeed him?”

“…doctor, can you get him out of here? like urgently please.”

“at your service, ma’am.”

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