so uh, tssm band au i guess
might eventually do the rest of the designs but i doubt im gonna do anything with this au aside from some art and daydreaming
thank you @voltrixz for the continued fueling of my brain rot
ramblings abt the au under the cut
ok so sandmans lead guitar, shocker is rhythm guitar and also electric banjo when the vibe fits and vocals (baritone/tenor range), electro plays bass (can play guitar but mains bass) and vocals (baritone with particularly good low growly notes), vulture gets the keys and can sing but doesn't do much aside from some backup here and there for the whole group (baritone/tenor but like, softer, good falsetto), rhinos drums and vocals (bass), and ock gets the mother fucking theremin he does also swap out for keys tho (but he's mostly a classical piano type)
their style is very all over the place but stick mostly to rock and similar feeling genres. each song tends to feel a bit more like one persons style in particular. they swap around vocals depending on the vibe with the more growly, heavy metal, screaming type vocals going to electro and rhino while shocker and vulture are more traditional ig with their singing. ock does most the composing and vulture majority of the lyric writing. they're in a constant state of breaking up, getting back together, and rearranging members
spider-band! ok so peter of guitar and vocals (tenor, he's the front man), gwen on drums and vocals (mezzo-soprano), and harry plays keys (cause cmon no way he wasn't required to take piano lessons or smth) and will do some backup vocals but like he's not a singer and he knows it. mj joins later on and plays bass, she joins in on the backup vocals (alto) when with the band but does have an insane voice, she does do plenty of solo work tho.
mysterio plays like, everything. but is most known for playing the electric violin cause cmon its a fuckin electric violin that shits cool. high baritone tenor (just like, imagine the phantom ok that was my only thought process with this decision). he did try to go into acting but for as great as he is with everyone on tech he's a little shit to work with if he's onstage and too cheesy for most directors. fucking ate as carlos in a production of legally blonde once tho. he works a lot with chameleon (somehow manages to do great hair, makeup, and costuming) and tinkerers some sorta techie but my tech experience is all theater and i know jack about instruments and shit
black cat imma say is an alto (listen i was an alto for a long while before i became a tenor) and like, i think poppy is a good point of reference for some of the vibes im getting for her. and in general a mix of like, sultry seductive type songs and straight up heavy metal.
ok sandman and rhino were/are obviously a duo, shocker does his own solo stuff and is a part of the enforcers (its straight up country),
literally no fucking clue for kraven. ok i think this is everything i thought of. if you read all of this thank you lmao
ok its 1am and i got shit to do tmrrw love yall talk to me abt this show at any time pls
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honestly this isn't like, to say herbert is super niceys in canon BUT. i feel like if he actually succeeded in bombing the player, rookie, gary (and likely dot as well- i dont remember if the original epf command room was destroyed when the psa hq was) he'd probably not feel 100% happy about it. murder is in fact, a big deal! and while i'm not saying he'd instantly regret it i wouldnt be surprised if he'd feel SOME kind of way if he did succeed, even if he was mostly like "YAAAAY THOSE ANNOYING BIRDS ARE FINALLY DEAD". like yknow, even if i write my herbert to be Meaner and Nastier post blackout its not like i see even my herbert and especially not canons as someone who is Only Evil All The Time, i genuinely think this man would be at least slightly conflicted once the whole 'i actually succeeded in killing them' thing kicked in. and while he was obviously thrilled to bits about taking over the island and freezing the epf's leads, freezing them isn't exactly the same as killing them since as we know, even though it can have negative effects like gary saying he'd been having medical issues after being dethawed it's not permanent like being Killed-
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i had to postpone bella's euthanization indefinitely so im feeling like around 100 piles of shit worse now
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Mia who Completely rejected the ideas and burdens of motherhood. Her mother abandoned her and she's got so much bottled up anger and frustration about the burdens placed on her shoulders as a child that she refuses to have anything to do with it first chance she gets.
She can't cook. Do laundry. Clean. And she's a smart brilliant young woman who is more than a little sabotaging every attempt Lana or Diego make to teach her. 'We DID Laundry at home Lana but we did it by hand! Sorry i didn't know all soap wasn't the same.' 'YOU FLOODED THE DORM WITH BUBBLES MIA! DONT SHRUG ME OFF.'
Lana who very much stepped up into that parental role after her parents died for Ema. Which Does cause strain because, much like in Lilo and stitch, You're NOT my mom Lana! You're my sister!!!
Mia feeling more than a little high and mighty because there's none of that tension between her and Maya. She's Just Maya's awesome big sister that picks her up on a motorcycle and takes her to the beach and spits entire cakes with her and gets her ramen! Tells her all about the bigger world! She's Just her awesome sister!
And Lana getting So mad because We'll FINE Mia maybe I'm not raising Ema right but at least I'm raising her! Not dumping her off on other people like you do with Everything! Your laundry, your dishes, your SISTER!
It turns into a big fight. Mia stares at the pile of take out containers piled high in her desk. Forces herself to get up and collect her piles of randomly strewn clothing and put them in the washer. Squint and read the directions. Loads the dishwasher (although Diego will still stare at her in horror when he watches her load the wooden utensils and knives in) and calls Maya. Asks her if she's alright. If anything is bothering her.
Hears in the stretch of silence the answer is Yes even if the response that follows is a cheerful Nah everythings great here! Oh but one of the acolytes did-
"You can always call on me when something's wrong Maya. I know I'm far away but... But I'm not leaving you okay? You'll always have me."
Her mother abandoned her family. Mia has wiped enough snotty noses and changed enough diapers for a hundred lifetimes already. She's done. She's not a mother and damn well never will be. Screw you Ami. But that doesn't mean shes going to follow her mother's footsteps. She's not going to abandon her little sister too.
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