#centuryegg

[oeleo]

311:365 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Congee with Century Eggs, Tofu, and Chicken Floss ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #2022leo365 #Congee #ChickenFloss #CenturyEgg https://www.instagram.com/p/Ckpl8yyvdiP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[kratobb]

The congee prince is back #congee #streetfood #breakfast #pork #belly #guts #ginger #chilli #vinegar #soysauce #springonion #centuryegg #covid_19 #childrensday (at Soi Ari) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnYBk4Yv3y0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thetravellinggourmet]

Braised Beancurd and Beancurd with Century Egg😃#thetravellinggourmet #gourmetsansfrontieres #beancurd #centuryegg #tofu https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn6NhNfrfbvJGPUZ0G1smJiVBrUesoN9Wir6yY0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[tabletopbellhop]

Tofu with Century Egg from @dumplingtime.windsor My wife's favourite thing from Dumpling Time and a dish I never expected to enjoy as much as I do. #Tofu #tofuwithcenturyegg #CenturyEgg #Egg #DumplingTime #Tapas #SmallPlate #AsianFood #Windsor #YQGFood #personalfavourite #FoodPorn https://www.instagram.com/p/CnxiVQjPgOo/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[quitealotofsodapop]

Hi! It's me again :3, I don't know (and remember) if anyone has asked this before but I would like to know:

How did OG!MK feel when he found out that SW is his father in another dimension (I feel like Mei would say something like "See? I told you he was your dad" or something)

If it happens before S4, I feel like Mk would be a little jealous of his other self seeing that he doesn't have the problem of not knowing who his biological parents.

(The idea occurred to me when I remembered a tiktok that said MK used any type of editing app to get an idea of ​​what his parents would look like 🥲)

omg if you have that tiktok I'd love a link XD

Think i did do a post like that ages ago, but only with an earlier draft of TMKATI and canon. Now I have like three more verses to torment MK with >:)

When the Canon verse and the other verses collide, the quickest thing the MKs would notice is their appearances.

OG!MK: "Whoa!! These me's are monkey demons!" TMKATI!MK: "And you guys are... human???" SlowBoiled!MK: "Yeah, why wouldn't him- I mean me be?" CenturyEgg!MK: "I don't know about you guys - but my parents are monkey demons. Then again my gūtā [dad's gender neutral older sibling] is human, I think???" JTTWEgg!MK: "My parents are monkey demons! The coolest monkey demons ever I may brag." TMKATI!MK: "Oh no way! My parents are monkey demons too! i have a bunch of adopted siblings though. Does your dad work with Bóbo[dad's older brother] Pigsy too?" CenturyEgg!MK: "No cus Uncle Pigsy and Tang lives in the city. We all live on Flower Fruit Mountain - but we visit as often as possible! Uncle Sandy ferries us across all the time." :3 OG!MK: "Wow!! You two live on the mountain!? What's it like?" JTTWEgg!MK, shrugging: "It's cool." CenturyEgg!MK: "Sometimes feel pressured by my role as Heir to the Stone Throne - but I wouldn't trade it for the world. I really don't like having to visit the Celestial Realm though. The nobles are kinda mean about my dad cus he caused a bunch of havoc a long time ago." The Other MKs: "wut" OG!MK: "Uh... Please explain who your parents are?" CenturyEgg!MK, confused by their confusion: "Sun Wukong the Monkey King, and Liu'er Mihou the Sage of Wind??? I thought you guys were too???" JTTWEgg!MK: "Yeah, mine are too. I thought you guys knew??" SlowBoiled!MK: "No- well kind- it's complicated! Ok!?" TMKATI!MK: "Not me. My parents are normal monkey demons, dude." OG!MK: "Oh my gods the Monkey King *is* our dad in another universe! Mei is never gonna let me forget this!" CenturyEgg!MK: "Well techinically he's my mom too so..." The Other MKs: "lol wat?" JTTWEgg!MK: "lol same."

The different MKs collaborate to tell stories about themselves (and get a solid PSA on Stone Eggs) while their respective Meis are snapping photos with eachother.

The different monkeys watch on nervously. The different monkey kings are sitting politely as their Macaques hiss at eachother from across the room.

OG!SWK: "So uh... did you tell him yet?" Other Monkeys: "Tell him what?" SlowBoiled!SWK: "About him being made by Nuwa, or the fact that we were forced to abandon him?" The CenturyEgg and TMKATI monkeys: "What." TMKATI!SWK, laughing nervously: "What? Oh gods no. I thought you guys meant telling him who we are!" The Other Monkeys: "Wut" CenturyEgg!SWK: "Your MK doesn't know that you guys are... Us?" TMKATI!LEM: "Nah, we've sorta been off-the-grid ever since genius here [thumb-points at his SWK] got me pregnant with our MK." The Stone Egg au SWKs: "Hah!" "Uno reverse card, plums!" Stone Egg LEMs: *all three have varying looks of horror, indignance, and bashfulness* SlowBoiled!LEM: "I said I was sorry!" OG!LEM: "Wait... what do you mean by sorry?" SlowBoiled!LEM, looking uncomfortable: "Cus of our uh... fight under the Mountain, and me not returning to feed him, I sorta caused Wukong's body to create a Stone Egg... and then I sorta died before I found out so..." JTTWEgg!LEM: "Ooof. Glad I learned early then." CenturyEgg!SWK, to his SlowBoiled counterpart: "Oh bummer, you got left with Stone Egg all the way back then? I started up the process willingly after I had to seal away DBK. When was the little guy born?" SlowBoiled!SWK: "Little lady actually. Yuebei was born about six months ago. Our MK was crafted by Nuwa - then again I did raise him the first year until I became too weak to care for him..." *looks sad* TMKATI and CenturyEgg monkeys: "Oh no..." :( "Stone eggs are super dangerous to the people around them. I don't blame you." JTTWEgg!SWK: "Odd. I got an Egg from the mountain too - but mine was born shortly after I completed the Journey. And mine was our MK. Did losing Mihou make the process longer??" OG Monkeys: "What?" "How many of you have MK as your kid!?" (*Cue them having to make a Venn Diagram of Whos' MK is What to Whom*) OG!SWK: "Ok so! Mine and the guy with the super-adorbs baby got our MKs dumped on us." SlowBoiled Monkeys: *proudly showing photos of their Yuebei* OG!LEM: "The me in sweatpants had him cus of a comet /slash/ stone egg soul mishap." TMKATI!LEM: "Oh, my Wukong was still responsible there. He sealed the Harbringer's soul inside me after using a sealing spell. TMKATI!SWK: "I panicked, ok!" OG!SWK, pointing at the remaining universes: "Annnd you two literally birthed him yourselves." CenturyEgg and JttwEgg SWKs: "Yup." "Stone shell and all." OG!SWK: "...is there anything else I'm missing?" The other universes: (*scratching their chins in thought*) SlowBoiled!LEM, slyly: "So are you guys back together yet, or what?" OG Monkeys: "What!?" "As if!"

Laughter just erupts around the room as the canon shadowpeach pairing realises that they're the odd ones out as *not* being together.

Complete and utter chaos reigns when the parent and MK groups reunite, and they recognise some sort of connection...

[coloredwaterflow]

皮蛋 Century Egg #centuryegg https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc-KRaFhz4Q/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[sharonvu]

#RosieKitchen #Recipeideas #congee with #centuryegg #saltyegg #cilantro #springonion #sauce & #oil https://www.instagram.com/p/Cafdzk1Pz5g/?utm_medium=tumblr

[hueofthewind]

Our #hens thought it was Spring during the warm spell and is still pumping more #eggs than ever...like 40-50 a day! I don't usually like #centuryegg but I guess I'll give it a try? #staytuned #preservedegg #皮蛋 #自家製 #diy #chineseatheart #foodpreservation #foodexperiment #thankyounature #abundance #goodproblemtohave #farmlife #journeytoselfsufficiency #nfti #northwestterritories #hayriver #canada🇨🇦 https://www.instagram.com/p/CKarUzCBbME/?igshid=wpgz7mafms1e

[ramyeonupdates]

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[bellaphon]

Pork congee with century egg. Siu Mai and Phoenix Claws. Pint of cider at my local @theporchesterpub . . . #fatlesdrinks #congee #chinesefood #centuryegg #frieddoughstick #youtiao #dimsum #siumai #shumai #phoenixclaws #chickenfeet #colindale #bangbangoriental #aspall #cider #pub #youngspubs #eeeeeats #instafood #londoneats #londonfood #mrwongsdayoff (at BANG BANG Oriental Food Hall) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByIbv3XnJBQ/?igshid=60rulyrv85yh

[tinyeyescomics]

Chinese cuisine is often associated with the words such as “rich” and “diverse”. Despite all its glamor and greatness, we all know that in many people’s mind, there’s also a dark corner of slimy, creepy stuff related to brains, insects and eyeballs. In 2011, CNN selected world’s 10 most disgusting food. On top of this winning list is Chinese “century egg”(皮蛋), which many Chinese find delicious, including myself. (I mean, who wouldn’t want some congee with minced pork and century eggs?!) The comments of the CNN reporters triggered some serious rage from its Chinese audience, with a major Chinese food company demanding CNN to apologise.

I still remember the first time I saw century eggs on a dinner table. I noticed the smell and the usual black color immediately, but as a child I was more adventurous and open to tastes, especially when my parents let me try, I knew that it must be something “safe” and “normal” to eat. I’m sure if my parents had made me insects instead of rice every meal, today I’d happily gobble down a bowl of steamed caterpillars with some fried scorpions. After all, culture is this arbitrary thing that we adopt from others. Do we really need to agree on what’s delicious or disgusting?

[oeleo]

[311] Congee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Warm congee topped with chicken floss, fried tofu, fried dumpling skins, and a century egg. It has a strong ginger taste but the toppings cut it. 😁 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #365leo2021 #Congee #ChickenFloss #FriedTofu #Tofu #FriedDumplingSkins #CenturyEgg #ComfortFood #FoodiesInternationalChat https://www.instagram.com/p/CWABOqWvgNx/?utm_medium=tumblr

[kratobb]

Congee is back to my life #congee #foodie #pork #breakfast #covid_19 #yum #streetfood #centuryegg #ginger #springonion #chilli #pepper (at A - ONE Ari) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf-VJ44vXKD/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[nutterinanutshell]

#congee #comfortfood #centuryegg #粥 #皮蛋 #生魚片 #sgeats (at Mui Kee Congee) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrxQBFZhvNP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10mopeg8mq3xu

[shokolalife]

🍾🥂♥️Can’t wait next #feast with #neighbours #neighbors #homecooking #homeparty #wineparty #homemadeappertizer #basquecheesecake #centuryegg #stake #ajito #dukkah #marinated https://www.instagram.com/p/Ch_pG5hJGAn/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[quitealotofsodapop]

In the Wukong is MK's stone egg dad au, his relationship with the Demon Bull Family is... strained, while MK is growing up. Especially when DBK is still sealed since PIF wouldn't have known about Wukong's pregnancy or plans to have a stone egg. From her perspective, her husband had simply been doing the natural thing and claiming more land, causing a little more havoc in the process, and her sworn brother-in-law/nephew whom she already barely tolerated, just up and attacked him for no reason! Stealing him away from her and then disappearing for centuries!

So Wukong's relationship with his nephew and sister-in-law is nonexistent, but he still tries. From the moment Tang had unburied him and learned the truth about Stone Monkeys and, eventually, the DBK's betrayal of Wukong's trust. It had actually been Sandy's idea, but Wukong had sent many, many letters to the PIF over the years while he was still pregnant with MK, attempts to explain himself and his isolation, how he hoped for Redson and his unborn child to meet and become friends, invites for things like teas and social events. PIF ignored or burned them all without even reading them up until one, random letter that fell out of the pile was found by Redson, and the then equivalent of an eight year old demon was curious about why the man who stole his daddy was writing letters to his mom and read it.

It was an invite to MK's 5th birthday party and a plea for her to at least meet her nephew, even if she hated Wukong, she has every right to, MK doesn't deserve to be abandoned.

awwww

In the current draft of the "Century Stone Egg Au"; PIF does know about the Stone Egg, but her personal relationship with Wukong is strained. Never the less, she feels it is her duty to protect her little sworn-nephew.

PIF will show up to all of CenturyEgg!MK's birthdays and big events, acting like the most doting auntie ever - while also giving Wukong the death glare to end all death glares. Once her husbands gets released, it softens a little, mostly cus DBK (despite being super mad at Wukong) is super adoring of the little stone monkey nephew. <3