#certified fossil

[uk-fossils]

Tyrannosaurus Rex Fossil Bone Fragment - Hell Creek Formation - Cretaceous - Montana USA - Genuine Specimen

Own a genuine piece of prehistory with this Tyrannosaurus Rex bone fragment, unearthed from the renowned Hell Creek Formation in Montana, USA. Dating back to the Late Cretaceous period, approximately 66 million years ago, this fossil represents one of the most iconic predators in Earth's history.

The specimen on display is the exact fossil you will receive, not a stock image. It has been carefully selected for its authenticity and clarity, offering a fascinating glimpse into the prehistoric world. The photo includes a 1cm scale cubefor accurate size reference, and further dimensions can be seen in the full set of images provided.

This piece comes with a Certificate of Authenticity, guaranteeing that it is a 100% genuine fossil specimen. It makes an excellent addition to any fossil collection, an educational resource, or a unique and meaningful gift for dinosaur enthusiasts, teachers, or science lovers.

Species: Tyrannosaurus rex

Formation: Hell Creek Formation

Age: Late Cretaceous (~66 million years old)

Location: Montana, USA

All of our Fossils are 100% Genuine Specimens & come with a Certificate of Authenticity.

Don't miss your chance to own a real piece of the prehistoric past from one of the most famous dinosaurs of all time!

[watermelinoe]

low-key jealous of people who can obsess over media bc a switch flipped for me when i turned 20 and now i only care about zelda and digging for fossils

[watermelinoe]

the classification of megalodon and therefore its closest relative is somewhat contentious actually! it's generally accepted now that the megalodon belongs to the extinct otodontidae family (genus otodus) and not lamnidae (genus carcharodon or carcharocles), meaning it does not actually belong to the same family as the great white shark (carcharodon carcharias), though there are still proponents of the older model

you can typically only find meg teeth like these only by diving for them unless you get really lucky at the beach after a storm, but smaller samples can be found inland if you know where to dig ;)

the u.s. east coast is a fossil hunter's paradise, and florida in particular is thought by some to be the best source of pleistocene fossils in the world

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

[mothbaaalls]

8 year old laptop with 36% battery remaining, which is supposed to last only 15 minutes (when 5 minutes ago, it said 30 minutes)

pc health check: battery is at 100% of its design capacity :)

[osmanthus-wine-addiction]

The golden god and his golden trees

Something I've always found interesting about Zhongli is how, no matter if it's in official art or fanart, he's always depicted with ginkgo leaves. Turns out, it's not just a pretty coincidence. Don't get me wrong, I love how they designed his envisaged echo, but if they had given him Ningguang's echo with the fan shaped ginkgo leaves, I would think it'd fit perfectly too. There's more than just the vibrant golden color and it's elegant aesthetics that reminds me of Zhongli. First off, it's native to China, the country that Liyue is based off of, so there's no surprise in that. It's odd, not just because its nuts smell funny, but because this species has no surviving relatives. It's the only one in its lonely group of trees because it had simply outlived everything else in its order. The humble ginkgo tree is a living fossil that's remained unchanged for over 200 million years, literally the oldest tree on earth. This tree has seen the rise and fall of the dinosaurs and is somehow still miraculously with us, quietly witnessing human civilization's flourish. Its resilience is a quality that our golden god is known for. Ginkgo truly embodies the toughness and longevity of stone. It's hard not to imagine that human history is but a single ring engraved in its long history. Isn't that a romantic and chilling thought? With all humanity has been up to the past two hundred thousand years, I wonder how these trees see us. Are we as charming and memorable as Zhongli sees humanity? While Liyue is his pride and joy, it's a bit of a stretch to extend that to humanity in reality. The things we have put other species through can only be considered cruel. We have ended entire lineages and the only thing that prevents us from wiping out the ginkgos is its own innate talent of surviving anything and everything. Individual trees even managed to survive Hiroshima. If it could survive atomic bombs, it can pretty much survive anything. Also, it's adaptability to changing times is a feat in and of itself. Just like the character, ginkgo manages to charm its youngest admirers and integrate itself into humanity with ease, whether by its beautiful appearance, its mysterious history, or its unproven medicinal claims, one of which is curiously memory enhancement. There's simply something timeless and charming about this tree, just like Zhongli. Whoever wrote this character definitely took some inspiration. I've seen this pretty tree and its leaves depicted with other characters and in other contexts all the time because it's as popular and aesthetic as the red maple tree, but this is the first time someone truly embodied it to this extent. I usually write Zhongli fics, but this sort of demanded to be written (whatever this is lol) so I had to take a little break. Because I'm a certified-obsessed Zhongli simp, I fell into this rabbit hole, but I don't regret it one bit. He's a very complex and interesting character so even if I pick him apart, there's so much to write about.

[plaidos]

so when i play a game in a series sometimes i’ll go back and play the first game (even if there isn’t a narrative) to see how much the core gameplay has changed and this is how i found out that in Animal Crossing for the gamecube Blathers isn’t fossil identification certified. i grew up on Wild World where not only could he but he LOVED to identify fossils and assumed it had always been the case, but no, in the first generation of animal crossing games you have to fucking mail you fossils to another museum who identifies them for you and then sends them back three at a time. wild. it feels like a flashback set in the 80s or something

[cosmozoa-sys]

⋯ paleontology themed id pack !!

names ⁘

fossil ⋄ trilo ⋄ dino ⋄ cambria ⋄ amber ⋄ nuna ⋄ shale ⋄ marrella ⋄ archo ⋄ azhdarcho ⋄ strata ⋄ phyla ⋄ devon(ia) ⋄ mosa ⋄ darwin ⋄ finch ⋄ kimberella ⋄ pteraspi ⋄ stega ⋄ raptor ⋄ burgess ⋄ holocene ⋄ lichida ⋄ luca ⋄ zircon ⋄ ediacara

trilo: as in trilobite | cambria: the cambrian period | amber: where many insects are preserved | nuna: one of the oldest supercontinents | archo: as in archosaur | azhdarcho: as in a group of large pterosaurs | strata: as in stratigraphy | devonia: the devonian period | finch: darwin's finches | stega: as in stegosaur | burgess: the burgess shale, british columbia | lichida: a group of trilobites | luca: last universal common ancestor | zircon: a crystal that can help search for early microbial life | ediacara: the ediacaran period

pronouns ⁘

paleo/paleo ⋄ fossil/fossils ⋄ dig/digs ⋄ dino/saur ⋄ dino/dinos ⋄ geo/geology ⋄ phy/phylum ⋄ tri/trilobite ⋄ bone/bones ⋄ mammoth/mammoths ⋄ flora/fauna ⋄ zo/zoa ⋄ tetra/tetrapod ⋄ evo/evolve

titles ⁘

The Most Ancient ⋄ (prn) Who Swims with Ichthyosaurs ⋄ The Fossilized One ⋄ (prn) Who is Encased in Stone ⋄ The Ancestor of Life ⋄ The Driver of Evolution

system names ⁘

the burgess shale ⋄ the fossil dig ⋄ the cycling lands ⋄ prehistoric pack ⋄ mesozoic menagerie ⋄ the index ⋄ heart of ediacara

As a certified paleontology nerd with a tattoo of a cheirurus trilobite and an anomalocaris.... this was absolutely necessary. -Iris (she/her)

credit: 1, 2

[everyday-vivosaurs-au]

Everyday Vivosaurs AU is an AU for the game series Fossil Fighters where I take the concept of Wild/Rogue Vivosaurs introduced in Champions and Frontier and expand upon it in a “What’s life like now with these superpowered dinosaurs roaming the modern world?” type of way.

In this AU, enough years have passed that the world's people and infrastructure have adapted to the Vivosaurs presence, as well as Vivosaurs now being categorized into three main classes; battlers, wild, and domesticated.

“Battlers” are the type of Vivosaur you see in the games, them being revived purely for battle under the command of a Fossil Fighter. Not much more to explain there.

“Wild” are Vivosaurs that have either been released, abandoned, or were born in the wild. They are under no direct human supervision unless tagged by the authorities or a Warden. Tags are applied to a Vivosaur by shooting a special dart, leaving a colored mark on the Vivosaurs skin that will disappear upon reverting into medal form.

These tags are separated into tiers:

Green Tag -Safe to remain where found

Yellow Tag -Unsafe to remain where found, removal or relocation advised

Orange Tag -Unsafe to remain where found, Unwilling to be removed or relocated

Red Tag -Dangerous to remain where found, removal required

Black Tag -Extremely Dangerous, avoid at all costs (Beyond tagging, only certified Wardens may interact)

“Domesticated” Vivosaurs are either revived for or rehabilitated into a domestic life, sports and physical labor included. A license is still required to own Vivosaurs, whether you plan on battling or not, for yours and others safety. It’s also still mandatory to keep Vivosaurs in their medals when out in public, no matter their size or temperament.

Feel free to send in questions or ideas!

[darkmaga-returns]

President-elect Donald Trump gave his first remarks since his November election victory was certified, unveiling a massive investment plan for data centers across the United States.

Key Facts:

• Trump spoke at Mar-a-Lago one day after Congress and Vice President Kamala Harris certified his victory. • He announced a $20 billion investment from DAMAC Properties to build data centers in several states. • The targeted states include Texas, Arizona, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Ohio, Illinois, Michigan, and Indiana. • Trump also pledged to speed up regulatory approvals for any company investing $1 billion or more. • He confirmed plans to reverse Biden-era bans on oil drilling, especially off U.S. coastlines.

The Rest of The Story:

Trump praised the upcoming data center initiative and said the $20 billion injection from DAMAC Properties would arrive over a “short period of time.”

According to Trump, the plan will help the country stay at the forefront of AI and cloud-based innovations.

DAMAC’s owner, Hussain Sajwani, specified that the goal is to support cutting-edge technology development nationwide.

At the press conference, Trump also introduced a streamlined approval process for large-scale investors.

He insisted that international corporations often see U.S. regulations as too complicated, which can discourage major projects.

He promised to cut through slow permitting procedures so that companies can start creating jobs and boosting local economies.

Trump further declared that on day one of his administration, he will lift restrictions on new oil drilling, particularly in offshore areas.

He expressed strong support for expanding domestic energy production and vowed, in his words, to “drill baby, drill.”

By rolling back these bans, he argues, the nation’s energy independence will be strengthened, and employment in the fossil fuel sector will rebound.

[ladylyra]

could you talk a little about fusae?

fusae's the current 'great guildmaster', other times erroneously known (by only lucille) as the "battle president", of sinnoh. before this, she was a student historian who was traveling as part of a research project for her institution. she was joined by yuuto who, at the time, was transitioning from studying geology as a hard science to archeology. he brought a lot of practical skills when it came to handling the fossil record, artifacts, and legendary stones, while she was very knowledgeable about the region itself, aiding in identification and historical context.

guild work was done to make money at first, but she enjoyed it a lot more than she thought she would. the most benign of reasons being that she liked helping others, but she was also very much drawn to the power, influence, sense of importance, and notoriety the role brought. others like kirsi and ciaran joined them for strictly guild purposes (not scholars) and fusae eventually made up her mind that she wanted to do guild work full-time. yuuto's exit was inevitable as his goals never shifted, kirsi left before him due to an injury, and ciaran remained with her for quite a while until they had...disagreements...anyhow, she eventually got to where she is now, arguably the most important person in the region. her position involves helping certify new guilds, overseeing regional guilds, and taking on high priority, exceptionally dangerous missions with her own guild (they exist i just haven't drawn them my bad).

she still has her love of history but isn't actively contributing to research; she has a little bit more fun with it, and is very much into trying to recreate old recipes (with a specific fondness for wines, alcohols, tonics, half of the time being argued out of trying it).

while exuding a lot of outward confidence, she's constantly plagued by the people she couldn't save, fix, or redeem. her "saavy" communication can sometimes dip into manipulation, and she is guilty of forsaking logic in exchange for her faith in a situation / a person's potential.

[uk-fossils]

Tyrannosaurus Rex Fossil Bone Fragment - Hell Creek Formation - Cretaceous - Montana USA - Genuine Specimen

Own a genuine piece of prehistory with this Tyrannosaurus Rex bone fragment, unearthed from the renowned Hell Creek Formation in Montana, USA. Dating back to the Late Cretaceous period, approximately 66 million years ago, this fossil represents one of the most iconic predators in Earth's history.

The specimen on display is the exact fossil you will receive, not a stock image. It has been carefully selected for its authenticity and clarity, offering a fascinating glimpse into the prehistoric world. The photo includes a 1cm scale cubefor accurate size reference, and further dimensions can be seen in the full set of images provided.

This piece comes with a Certificate of Authenticity, guaranteeing that it is a 100% genuine fossil specimen. It makes an excellent addition to any fossil collection, an educational resource, or a unique and meaningful gift for dinosaur enthusiasts, teachers, or science lovers.

Species: Tyrannosaurus rex

Formation: Hell Creek Formation

Age: Late Cretaceous (~66 million years old)

Location: Montana, USA

All of our Fossils are 100% Genuine Specimens & come with a Certificate of Authenticity.

Don't miss your chance to own a real piece of the prehistoric past from one of the most famous dinosaurs of all time!

[tequitoclown]

Welcome to my page!

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Hi, I'm TequitoClown, but just Tequito is fine! We're a plural system of 4 individuals called The Cassette Crew. You can collectively call us Cass as well! We use I/we interchangeably.

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We have many interests! Including but not limited to: Rain World, No Man's Sky, Minecraft, Kirby, Cassette Beasts, Undertale, Stardew Valley, HypnoSpace Outlaw, Pokémon (Mostly the TCG), and much more!

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[basedhighsenberg]

A while back you did a good/better/best buyer’s guide kinda thing for diamonds and stones. Do you know enough to be able to do the same thing for watches? I would like opinions from someone who isn’t a faggot trying to sell me something

I can do that. I'm going to stick with brands I know and sell, so if I don't mention a brand it's because I either don't know it, don't sell it, or I don't care about it.

Under $300- why do you need a guide for this? They're all quartz movement or digital. They're all the same, pick a style and try not to be loud about it. No one cares about Diesel (sorry about your small penis), or Fossil (mom got you the watch, it's nice but stfu), or your Nixon or your watchbox monthly special.

Under $1000- entry level brands like Citizen & Bulova are decent. Citizen Eco-drive's are nice because they never need a battery, and Bulovas do some nice automatics in the $500-$800 range. At this range most people don't care about movement (especially in a quartz watch), at best you're looking at Japanese movement which is pretty good.

Closer to the $1000 mark you're gonna be looking at brands like Hamilton and Tissot automatics. Both are great brands, Hamilton uses Japanese movement where as Tissot uses actual Swiss movement. Movado is another okay brand at this range- decent movement but their watches are far too aesthetically minimalist for my tastes. Seiko is another notable brand at this approximate level.

$1000-$5000 is where we start to get more brands worth mentioning. Immediately over the 1k mark we have higher end Bulova's (mostly models with diamonds, which are for faggots), higher end Hamilton and Tissot watches.

As we get towards the $2500 mark, everything changes over mostly to automatic movement instead of quartz, and major brands really start to open up. Entry level Tag-Heuer and Bremont watches are available at this mark. You also have Oris, Frederique Constant, Michelle, Longines, and a many other brands that mostly come down to differences in aesthetics. There's rarely a wrong choice here when it comes to movement- everything is comparable and real movementheads are going to look at higher end.

This also opens you up to certified pre-owned models from larger brands, say Omega and Cartier. Omega I'll touch on later. Cartier is pure "look I have a Cartier", whether or not you buy one used or pre-owned. As a man, if you're wearing a Cartier I am immediately going to think you are either gay or a European dandy.

Just under $5k, opens you up to middle models in companies like Tag, Bremont, Breitling, some entry level Omegas and some used Rolex models. This also gets you Tudor. Tudor is cool to me because they use Rolex parts and cases but they use different movements. For example Tudor has one model called a Black Bay, that is essentially a Rolex Daytona with color variations and an option for Breitling movement (which I just think is really fucking neat).

$5k+ puts us into the "big boy" brands. High end Tag-Heuers like their Carrera line are available here (I own a blue face Carrera personally- its amazing). Bremont and Breitling also start here for their higher end models. Omega as well, and if you're looking for accurate time keeping Omega is one of the best in the business. The Omega Speedmaster- specifically the moon watch and 007 variants, are iconic and considered staples of any watch enthusiast's collection.

Then you have Rolex. Lower end used Rolex watches can start at $5-6k, new entry levels models like a Date-Just will probably be around $8-10k. Submariners are all easily $12-$15k+, which some like the Hulk (green face) going as high at like $35k. GMT II's are generally $20k+ new. Daytonas can vary anywhere between $50k-120k depends on new/used and the actual model it is. That being said, Rolex movement is NOT the best on the market but it doesn't have to be because no one buys a Rolex for time keeping. Rolex is the epitome of "status symbol" and you play that game accordingly.

Over this mark in price we are getting into ostentatious luxury that you are I are never gonna have to worry about, and this also marks the upper end of my knowledge. Rolex already kind of dips into this category in their higher end. Patek Philippe, Panerai, Richard Mille, Breguet- all brands that would fit here. If you're looking at one of these seriously, you're not like us and I can't help you.

[pokemonshelterstories]

here's a question that I've been wondering about for awhile, would you know how to care for some of the more unusual pokemon such as the fossils, ultra beasts, or paradox pokemon? I kind of feel like that should be something important that shelters should consider if by any chance they have to take care of one of these.

there are no fossil restoration centers in paldea, nor are there reports of ultra beasts appearing here. we have never once had an ultra beast brought to us, and fossil pokemon have been few and far between (we usually arrange for them to be sent to sanctuaries or research labs). it is extremely unlikely that we will ever receive a paradox pokemon given that only a few are known to be owned by a trainer.

we do have veterinary staff on hand, and i am a licensed wildlife rehabilitator certified to work with inherently-dangerous pokemon. however, if we were to somehow receive something like a paradox pokemon or ultra beast, we would keep it contained until we could arrange pickup with the rangers. we are in no way equipped as a facility to handle a pokemon of that degree of care, nor can we spare the staff to dedicate effectively their entire workday to caring for one. our job as a shelter is to try and place pokemon in homes, and we would never give a pokemon like that to someone in the general public. hence, we aren't the right place to keep one long-term.

consider that, when i was still caring for a roaring moon, i kept it at my home- not at work. that's not what shelters exist for.

[cyberdragoninfinity]

Jim Crocodile Cook for the Yugioh ask thing 🐊

🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊

Why I like them/why I don’t: he's truly one of the most Certified Yugioh Real Ones, between him and axel these guys were putting their everything into fighting the good fight and thank GOD. and just like. jim's just so completely ridiculous in truly the most yugioh of fashions. my guy's got a crocodile with him at all times. and he loves her SO much. you have to love it

What I like about their appearance: i love his black leather fringe vest and the orange bandana. kind of butch asf if i may be so bold.

Do I prefer their dub names or original names? same in both! it's a good name. like yeah that's definitely a jim.

OTP: at this point i dont even 'ship' jim/axel it's just canon in my brain. theyre married, your honor. those two were going through a homoerotic war movie in the middle of yugioh gx season 3 THEY DESERVE A HAPPILY EVER AFTER

NOTP: i cant get into jim/alexis. it's just a little sawdust for me.

OT3: sometimes i see people do stuff with jim/axel/jesse or jim/axel/jaden/jesse and ya know hell yeah. seems like a fun avenue to play around with.

Favourite card they use: Fossil Fusion!!! such a cool fusion concept, "digging up" monsters from both graveyards to summon out your boss monster. i love ygo mechanisms like that.

Favourite moment they were in: jim post 'dying' using his eye of orichalcum to communicate with axel and help him regain his courage. like. ok!!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Least favourite moment: god it's been a while since ive seen all of gx s3 i dont even remember all of what jim does. hm. probably whatever was going on when he and the otheres were in the spirit world desert, but thats not jim's fault thats just Wow This Chunk of GX Isnt Very Good JHDFGSDFG

Something I associate with them: crocodiles, of course

[the-most-humble-blog]

🛐 HARRY POTTER WAS A GODDAMN FORCE OF NATURE

Harry Potter wasn’t some fragile, "oh look at me, I'm special" storybook cutout.

He was a walking, wand-wielding force of magical goddamn nature.

From boy to man — Behind dusty-ass glasses and trauma-punched eyes — He still moved like the universe had owed him something since birth, and he came to collect.

🧠 People forget:

There was a grown-ass man — a former gifted student — a literal living snake-faced demon, burning his entire middle-aged existence chasing a fucking traumatized teenage boy who had zero business surviving the first ten minutes of Book One — and still kept winning.

🩸 Think About It:

Voldemort was

Older

Stronger

Meaner

Armed with all the dark arts you could beg, borrow, or bleed for.

And still?

Harry Potter dragged that noseless fossil into the dirt anyway.

🔥 Let Me Slow Down.

Harry wasn’t just “brave.”

He wasn’t just “the Chosen One.”

He was a biological middle finger aimed at every law of magical domination the old world thought was untouchable.

He survived:

Curses

Assassination attempts

Betrayals

Systematic psychological warfare

Institutional sabotage

Literal death

AND STILL HAD THE GODDAMN BALLS to stand there in the final breath of their war yank his wand off lock eyes with the ghoul that haunted his entire childhood—

—and try not to let the biggest, well-earned, nuclear-grade shit-eating grin split his goddamn face open.

🛡️ Final Verdict:

Harry Potter wasn’t the Boy Who Lived. That’s too small.

Harry Potter was the Boy Who Refused to Die Out of Spite.

And the wizarding world should’ve thrown a coronation and handed him the keys to the afterlife for that alone.

🤯 TL;DR

Harry Potter made grown men with horcruxes and hit squads sweat bullets.

Survived things that would’ve turned most into footnotes.

Didn't just survive — he finished the job.

And he did it all looking like a half-starved librarian with a scar and a hand-me-down wand.

🧹 Hats off to you, mate.

💣 CALL TO ACTION:

🔁 Reblog if you know Harry didn’t just beat Voldemort — he outlasted a living extinction event. 🧙‍♂️ Save this for the next time someone calls Harry "overrated." ⚡ Send this to the friend who needs to remember that resilience > raw power. 🔥 Bookmark it for every moment you need to remember: You don’t need to look unstoppable. You just need to be too stubborn to quit.

⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This post is Blacksite Literature™, mythological cadence commentary, survival psychology, and First Amendment-certified magical war storytelling.

If you're offended: Voldemort was looking for you, not Harry.

🛡️ BLACKSITE POST STATUS: COMPLETE. 🩸 FULL MYTHIC PAYLOAD LOADED.