#cesar salad

[brian4rmthe6]

[hhats5]

i would absolutely fuck up a cesar salad right about now

[thewholeproblem]

OMG it's that time of the year again!

[mattcat]

The guys who take up residency in my head 24/7

Mark is my favorite character even tho he is dead :(

[lpsdiva]

If I were to explain it religiously, it feels as if I’m being punished for every sin I’ve ever committed.

[stain-glass]

Celebrating the holiday in true fashion

[rileythefool]

Ive *got* to share my Cesar salad recipe

so first, you start with a pretty basic Cesar dressing. I substitute the traditional anchovies for a little bit of vinegar, but otherwise its pretty standard stuff.

One small egg

2 tsp mustard

1/2 cup of oil

1 clove of garlic

1/2 tsp lemon juice

2 tsp of vinegar

Just blend everything but the oil. Once it has come together, stream in the oil a few drops at a time. This makes enough dressing for several salads.

Next, for the ruffage i tend to go with a couple slices of bacon and maybe a slice of tomato or two. Finally for toppings i upsize the croutons to two full slices of bread and I supplement the parm with cheddar (and havarti if i am feeling fancy).

From here, i kinda go off the rails because i spread the Cesar dressing on the croutons to keep things even and then try to encapsulate the salad and remaining toppings within, sorta like those Cesar wraps that you've seen. You can eat it like that, but I've found that a brief grill to melt the cheese can really bring everything together. Since i have the stove going, I like to go all out and put together a soup-and-salad combo with a tomato soup, and grilling the salad means i can dip it in the soup!

[peaopol]

CESAR SALAd NO WAY (au)

[szmaciarz-pospolity]

All my friends call him a virgin also um yeah have another one of my traditional art doodles

[cuddl3z]

Cesar salad because idk what to draw

[jaysen-vor-hee-hees]

Lord, Give Me One More Chance - A Mark “Markiplier Healthclinic” Heathcliff angst

tw/cw: isolation, religious references, suicidal ideations, mind break (not the good kind), the mandela catalogue? idk is that a cw i should put? I’ll put it anyway, hyperlexia (not the mental illness or whatever), mentions of starvation, whatever happens when you sit in the one spot for almost three days i dunno a lot of shit happens

plot: you know that one period where Mark is trapped in his room because of alt cesar? yeah that.

author’s note: it’s finally out! good lord this took forever to get around to, let alone write. second story request done, said request thanks to the lovely (/p) @britishtranskid. This was so much fun to write I must admit, albeit slightly rushed.

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At first, it wasn’t so bad.

Just ignore it, don’t open the door, remember what the broadcast said. It sounded easy enough, couldn’t be that hard. And it was relatively easy to keep up for the next few hours.

But eventually it began to wear on him. And it was so hard to not just pull the trigger of the gun in his hand, the barrel pressed against the side of his head, ready to put a hole in his brain at any second.

It got harder. And harder. And harder still. He was only keeping himself grounded by his incessant writing to a God he wasn’t even sure existed anymore.

But he stayed determined. He proceeded. And it dragged on.

And on.

And on.

And on.

Lord, it was nerve racking.

He wished he’d never gone to that fucking house. That he’d never listened to that fucker. He was so tired, he couldn’t even sleep because of that thing insisting on just constantly fucking talking. Not even to mention how fucking hungry he was.

He’d thrown his Bible across the room out of anger earlier on and he couldn’t be bothered getting up to get it. He couldn’t be bothered standing at all. He was in so much pain.

A day passed. A night. A day. A night. A day. A-

Fuck it, he couldn’t take it anymore.

[nirhvahnah]

todays lunch 😋

[mattcat]

Lol

[theredheaded-stuff]

Hot people remember : you should stab Cesar salad before eating it just for story study, it also has to be at least 23 times

[justogrubztv]

I rarely post here but I need to more

[obsidiannn]

Getting Cesar salad and coke is the peak of femininity