#chaotic gamer >:)

[royalarchivist]

Slimecicle: Ok guys, do you have the 64- you have the stack of diamonds right– oh hey Missa.

Missa: I'm not part of the team, but I just want to tell you guys that I love you guys.

Foolish: FCK YOU!

Phil: Aww, love you too, man, love you too.

Baghera: Aww.

Slimecicle: I love you too, I love you too.

Baghera: You're gonna die.

Foolish: Wait- no! He's trying to coerce us!

Missa: We're all gonna die, SEE YA! SEE– [Missa disconnects]

[anna-the-undertaker]

What Levi invisioned when FemMC revealed she was a Gamer-

MC in a weird e-girl voice: Babe, please come heal me! They're gonna get me! Babe! Thank you 😘

MC: Uugghh we lost! Its okay, baby, I know you were carrying us the whole time.

MC: Babe, can I have a stack of cobblestone? I want to build us a little minecraft house and put our little minecraft beds together.

The reality-

MC, yelling into the mic: WAIT FOR ME BEFORE YOU CHARGE IN, YOU FUCKS! I CAN'T HEAL YOU, IF YOU'RE ALREADY FUCKING DEAD!

MC: Babe, I clearly said: Andisite for the foundation, diorite for the columns. It's not my fault that you dont understand basic minecraft geology.

MC: Guys, get the Reinhardt off me so I can - GUYS! GUYS- Okay... I hope one of your family members is in a car accident this week!

MC: You know what guys... good effort... is what I would say if I didnt have GOLD DAMAGE AS MERCY!

MC: Guys, get on the objective! Get on the- *starts beating her hand against the table* AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Also MC: Hey babe, can we put our minecraft beds together?

Based on this:

[bixels]

Hi great overwatch rant. Now I'm curious, what are your thoughts on TF2?

It's the Minecraft of sex.

[livsmessydoodles]

capivara, ovo e dois marmanjo

[schnuffel-danny]

Jack would be like "Oh I'm totally a gamer!! I love video games!" and then he pulls out his 'gamer box' and he's got shit like The Theater and Mr. Mix (completed 100%), and absolutely refuses to elaborate on where he got those from

Jack would talk about how fun it was to play Polybius at the arcade, but when anyone tries to question him about the game he's like "Oh, you know how it was..." and does not specify how it was

[makyurini]

soap is a huge gamer and likes to stream on twitch during his down time. his most popular series is “rating how accurate military games are based on how badly they trigger my ptsd”. gaz thinks it’s hilarious and will join in every now and then. simon lurks in chat but doesn’t say much. price is trying to figure out how to shut is channel down

[bearyyayay]

I've seen some people talking about how Paulie would understand the Gen Z humor better than Sam and Paulie ( Modern AU )

But have y'all ever think him as a gamer

[neonganymede]

“Isn’t the goal of the game to help these people survive?!” Sigma reminded, somewhat desperately.

“Of course, my dear,” said Fyodor with a mild shrug. “But where’s the fun in happily ever after for everyone?”

Or, Sigma gets dragged into playing a decision-based horror game with Fyodor and Nikolai. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

[nephsnek]

most normal day in blackwatch science dept

[echosong971]

y’all-

it’s happening.

[gifti3]

haha so relatable goodnight 🛌🏾

[torra-does-stuff]

Just posting a silly little sketch nothing to see here

anyway i was wroking on an anthro slugcat design for personal projects, not sure if its scug enough but i think they look cute meet my take on anthro inv!! they just have that vibe about them yknow what i mean??

[unproduciblesmackdown]

oh yeah the difference where all mordecai's pieces are still on his half of the board, and viktor foraying across that halfway point already....plus the just like expressive differences where viktor is probably just passing the time hanging out while mordecai is taking chess completely seriously in the 90th dimension

all i know about chess is where the pieces go and how they move and maybe a few bonus ideas, but that's it and i never learned to be good at it or anything so it's like, you never know when anyone with more knowledge would be like "yes that's unmistakably the configuration of a reverse forager's shimmy" or something

[lycheefruiit]

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES NOW

[awesomechocolatesauce]

I've been having a lot of fun with "Baldur's Gate 3"! This is my human bard, Elayne. 💕 🎻 🎶

[neproxrezi]

okay okay the new elden ring stuff is fucking great, colosseum 3v3 fights are utter chaos and the speed buff for twinblades and some other weapons feels fantastic