#chat mascot

[moonbtch]

Introducing my chat mascot, Jorbo, and his favorite vocal stim 👽✨

Jorbos are alien creatures that have infested the moonbase and represent my commoonity! They have a ton of neurodivergent traits that represent auDHD folks like myself and many members of chat.

One of these traits is an upcoming feature from VTS P.O.G. that allows the model to make soundboard noises! Chat can use channel points to redeem "vocal stim" and play a random sound.

They have a ton of species lore which I presented on stream but will be posted soon in the discord for reference! There's also a template for making your own jorbosonas and it's been so fun seeing everyone's creations.

Fun fact: I drew and rigged Jorbo's model myself, he's actually just a live2D item with my arms attached to give the illusion that he's part of my base model!

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

A 'mysterious source' just told me that while heaven and hell suck, he'd die if he were crowley or aziraphale's employer and. like. That's so true?

Beelzebub: We don't have ze bezt reputation az employerz here in hell.

Beelzebub: But you try dealing with ze demon Crowley for a day.

[at admin]

Dagon: It says here you saved a bunny from being eaten.

Crowley: Hngk, well, no. I robbed a poor stray dog of its meal.

Dagon: Tell me you didn't then buy the stray dog food.

Crowley:

Dagon: Did you adopt the stray dog?

Crowley: ...if Demidemon barks, the neighbours can't sleep. They will then... uh, murder each other in their... senseless rage.

Dagon *face in hands*: Was God damning you or us when you fell?

[merakiui]

Okay speaking of magical girls.... Evil villain tako that has a crush on the cute magical girl at NRC but he doesnt know shes the magical girl that's trying to thwart his evil plan of taking over sage's island mwhaha

YES YES YES. And every week he gets his ass handed to him. You're determined to keep Sage's Island safe!!!! He's trying to get to know you through the fights. The (one-sided) sexual/romantic tension is too much. Tako who flirts at every chance during your fights... you genuinely want to take him out (defeat him), but he wants to take you out (on a date). And it's so obvious he's down bad for you, but you have no idea he's Azul Ashengrotto (your fellow classmate) and he has no idea of your identity either. Azul's trying to balance his love for the magical girl he fights on weekends and his darling classmate who he sees during the week hehe. How fortuitous that they are the same person.

Please imagine that trope where the villain ensnares the hero in tentacles, but it ends up looking more erotic than threatening....... orz evil villain tako whose tentacle is holding you upside down by the ankle and he's monologuing about how he'll take over the island and you'll get to watch, powerless against him. But then he looks at you and your skirt has flipped up and he's granted a gratuitous panty shot!!!!!!! Tako who gets a nosebleed on the spot. He's such a loser pervert. <3

Omg omg or you're squirming in the tentacles and ranting about how you'll get him for this, but Azul's trying so hard not to give into the horny thoughts because the way the tentacles are looped around you and squeezing is so attractive to him.

Like that one scene where Stocking's fighting the octopus ghost LOL.

[bunnymajo]

Top 10 mascots?

oh the critters! thank you (duo pairs like Posi & Nega I'm counting as a dual unit)

Pigu & Mogu from Fancy Lala

baby dinosaurs that have done nothing wrong ever. I love their dynamic with Miho, very charming, very cute.

2. Luna from Sailor Moon

Mascot who needs no introduction, helpful nag, charming character in her own right, shaped like a friend

3. Kero from Cardcaptor Sakura

Another blueprint mascot, aside from his fun sometimes self-centered attitude, he does genuinely love Sakura and puts her needs first moreso. Also I appreciate that even though his true form is a giant lion he's always down for getting dressed up in poofy bows

4. Posi & Nega from Creamy Mami

So much sass & tiny cuteness, I also love their dynamic with Yuu a lot

5. Pafu/Puff from Go! Princess Precure

I love this tiny princess dog. I love her so much

6. Rabirin (and the rest) from Healin' Good Precure

My favorite characters from all of Healin' Good were actually the mascots. Rabirin & Pegitan especially. That rarely ever happens.

7. Ruby from Saint Tail

Mostly here for nostalgia I admit, but I always thought she was awfully cute. Plus I like that she was used in Saint Tails magic trick during a caper too. Just a normal hedgehog but did so much!

8. The Fairies from Ojamajo Doremi

I mean just look at them.

9. Chimumu from Waccha Primagi

I love how encouraging she is, plus I love her design a lot!! Both version! Peak hamster girl

10. Mofurun from Mahoutsukai Precure!

The legend, trans icon, friend to everyone, transformation item and a magical girl - this bear can do it all!

Honorable mention:

Chuchu from Revolutionary Girl Utena

My friend.

[apollos-boyfriend]

i need captainsparklez on the qsmp not for any of the joke reasons i’ve stated before but because i have NEVER seen a man (+community) that gets attached to npcs/child characters SO quickly before. the second he finds a little guy to attach himself to he will Not Let Go. i NEED to see how he reacts to the eggs/other npcs so bad i think it would take exactly .2 seconds for him to lay down his life for them

[princessbrunette]

I just know mascot jj smells absolutely FOUL after he’s been in that costume all day dancin around 😭

all sweaty n gross but i mean fratboy!rafe fresh off the field from a game isn’t much better. everyone stinky

[l1veleak]

dnkfkgkf I also felt very 😏 when the #83 spontaneously combusted. felt like a fitting punishment, you know? I must still be pressed about that bc I didn't finish watching cota (fell asleep) and I still haven't finished watching it bc I do not want to see them happy. sorry yifei 🤷🏻‍♀️

I'm neutral about jota but I do think they'll help. things are good but not great right now and I reckon jota will change that so you might get that earl (crimes bambi is a fab name btw, very “free my man he's actually guilty innocent”) win very soon hehe

ohhh those are so cute! my snoopy icon is plain but people tell me it's very recognisable? <- possibly giving myself away here msmfmz

depending on *when* you fell asleep during cota you didn’t miss much. assuming you saw that scrap betweet Kévin and Buemi LOL. and honestly i turned it off as soon as the #83 crossed the line like i just cba to see two ferraris on the podium. you know it’s bad when i skip a wec podium

also i think it’s mostly just me and my mootie patootie raf that call him bambi but more people SHOULD!!!! i got it from someone on twitter who called him that bc i thought it was very cute. 😭 and atp he’s just unironically bambi to me. calling that man who has committed several atrocities Bambi

yep there it is !!!!! the real mastermind behind it all

//plain snoopy icon…got it got it…now i’m playing guessing games to figure out who this is but i have an idea…maybe…regardless feel free to hmu,,i love chitchatting!!!💬🤍 (clearly)

[genkishoujo]

[churro-on-a-unicycle]

they dont even give him the satisfaction of a full hissatsu animation im about to kill someone

[crowned-peony]

What kind of vtuber would you be (theme) and what would you stream?

[cyprejyo]

what the

[coffeeworldsasaki]

Okay no promise I'll actually do the one that wins but you know, might as well see what's the results

[bunnymajo]

I’ve been saying for years that instead of reboot of Creamy Mami, I’d rather Pierrot would just make their own original mg again but with the same CM elements since there’s no way they could really capture what made CM so great for its time (plus Takako Ota’s not a voice actress, she’s a retired idol but it also wouldn’t be the same without her)

Glad they decided to listen to me (/s)

Cant wait to see what they cook up.

[pumpkinpire]

Drawing my TTS mascot, tuesday 1/9, 7 PM EST!

I'm drawing my TTS mascot on tuesday 1/9, 7 PM EST! I hope to see you there, and I hope you're as excited to see my little buddy come to life as I am. I'll be over at twitch.tv/hitherepumpkin ready to scribble!

[rosalieisalive]

What if bows r the equivalent of estrogen to the mascots in the kindergarten

[sundownsquad]

Second Anniversary Asks #6 — @chocolatecustarddanish

Q: Question for the whole Squad; If you all had to choose ONE otta to be the Sundown Mascot, who would it be?

Knox: This is the most difficult question we’ve ever had to answer, I hope you know that Speedy: this might actually be an unsolvable dilemma Kess: Well, let’s start with a general vote and then go from there. Everyone toss a vote in for which otta you think should be the mascot. Speedy: noodle Drums: Thea Knox: Thea Nitsani: Riggs Kess: Noodle Knox: Yeah, that’s what I figured. We all voted for the one we ride the most lol Kess: So that’s 2 for Noodle, 2 for Thea, and 1 for Riggs.  Kess: Zio you’re the odd vote out, unfortunately. Would you be up for breaking the Noodle/Thea tie? Nitsani: Yup, I’m good with that! 👍🏼 Knox: Riggs we still love you with our whole hearts we promise!! Nitsani: Under one condition, though. Kess: Name it. Nitsani: You all need to convince me why you chose your otta. I want to hear arguments for why they should be the mascot before I vote. Kess: Deal. Who do you want to hear from first? Nitsani: Speedy, you voted first so you're up. Why did you vote for Noodle? Speedy: because i love her Nitsani: That’s a highly compelling argument, but I need more if you want my vote. Speedy: ok second reason is because shes a good good girl Nitsani: Indeed. Please continue. Speedy: third reason is because we have a blood pact and we are sworn to protect each other Knox: Your Honor, if he has a blood pact then it sounds like he’s been conspiring with Night Sisters or the like. I’m concerned that will skew the results. Speedy: oh are we using formalities now ok Speedy: your honor the blood pact was symbolic not literal Knox: Your Honor, he didn’t capitalize “Your Honor” in his statement. Such disrespect should not be tolerated. Speedy: objection i never capitalize anything ever and i believe that is well established Drums: When did this become a court case? Nitsani: I will allow Mr. Speedy’s comments to stand. Mr. Knox, please present your case next. Knox: Your Honor, I wish to submit a direct statement from the candidate herself. Speedy: wait is that allowed Nitsani: How do you intend to let Thea make her statement? Knox: I will hold my datapad up and let her press her nose to it to type. Nitsani: I will allow it. Knox: Much appreciated, Your Honor. One moment, please.  Knox: … Knox: ddfdddshshhhio  iejiooooooo  Knox: sweeeeeeerttffcccc[‘;lkjhnbvcdfgpoiujnbvgtredx Knox: cftyuyfgyuiuhg[[[[[[[[[[[[[‘’’’;;,,,,,,,,,,,. Knox: mnbvgtrfdcxsaSDERFTGHYJJJJJJJJJJKLL, Speedy: how can we possibly stand up to this kind of testimony Nitsani: She certainly has a way with words. Thank you, Mr. Knox. Mr. Drums, will you comment next? Drums: Gladly. Thank you, Your Honor. As exhibited so clearly in the above statement, Thea is a highly refined and distinguished otta. She is also brave, maneuverable, and doesn’t shy away from a fight. These are all traits that we as a squad wish to embody, and thus makes her an excellent choice for a mascot. It is also crucial to note that Thea has a habit of sticking her tongue out a little when she’s happy, which is both cute and adorable and should not be ignored. Nitsani: All important considerations, thank you, Mr. Drums. Mr. Kess, will you give the closing arguments, please? Kess: Thank you, Your Honor. Though our most esteemed opponents have made admirable cases, they have failed to consider one fact of significant importance. Nitsani: And what would that be? Kess: Losing would make Noodle very sad. Knox: Objection! Mr. Kess is using emotional manipulation and it’s working. Nitsani: A cunning tactic, Mr. Kess. And one that has completely compromised my ability to remain neutral. All I can see now is a sad Noodle and I can’t handle it at ALL.  Nitsani: I’m going to need to bring in an independent arbitrator.  Nitsani: @ Chigba Hey Chigba, I have a question for you. Chigba: Yeah? Nitsani: In a contest between Thea and Noodle, who should be elected as the squad mascot? Chigba: Noodle Nitsani: Why? Chigba: Because I said so, why else? Nitsani: Good enough, I place my vote for Noodle. Knox: That works too lol Speedy: note to self bring chigba with if we ever end up in court