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Wow guys look- my husband !
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pop jo
#jo togame#togame jo#windbreaker#wind breaker#nii satoru#satoru nii#I WANNA SQUISH HIMMMM#CHEW HIM UP#togame pop cat solidarity#he’s real slow with it though#togament#my doobs
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Notable of course how in romance scenes Gale only ever seems confident at all when the Weave is involved, and becomes noticeably more insecure and self deprecating whenever something romantic is happening in, sorry I was about to call it "meatspace". The mortal plane or whatever.
#still chewing on him straight up calling you a liar if you tell him hes a good kisser.#boy don't be like that.#bg3 tag
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they are so stupid. god
#chews on them#i feel normal things about this interaction#it's just further proof that jon will not do anything he doesnt WANT to do#no matter what decision martin makes#jon puts the pressure of decision-making on martin's shoulders#but jon will end up doing what he wants to in the end regardless of martin's opinion#martin KNOWS this - it's why he fussed at jon for making him choose whether or not to gouge his eyes out#these characters are so unbearably realistic#it. makes. me. SICK#tma#the magnus archives#spoilers#s5#season 5#fanart#atlashope art#martin blackwood#jon sims#jonathan sims#jmart
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Can’t stop think about how Chilchuck’s love language is, like, 100% acts of service that little mother fucker could barely be nice to his friends but was sewing up everyone’s clothes and doing marcille’s hair and letting izutsumi sleep in bed with him and carrying around halfoot marcille to keep her safe he’s such a goober i can’t stand him
#i love him so bad you have no idea#that’s my little guy#that’s my little guy right there#i wanna chew him up like a wad of gum#chilchuck#delicious in dungeon spoilers#dungeon meshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#chilchuck dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#i’m bashing my head against my floorboards
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Attention crew, the use of all modified dreidels and similar constructs is henceforth banned within recreation spaces.
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Hehehe Happy Hanukkah, holidays, and new year you guys!💖
#Chekov was the one who asked Scotty to make them and he knows Kirk is gonna chew him tf out#‘within recreation spaces’ you KNOW they’re gonna open up some underground mech-toy battle ring#my art#star trek#spock#james t kirk#spirk#s'chn t'gai spock#jim kirk#bones mccoy#spones#mcspirk#spock/mccoy#leonard mccoy#hanukkah#montgomery scott#hikaru sulu#pavel chekov
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Most unhinged moment in TWST Wonderland that made you go:
I love this game.
can I just say the entire front half of episode 7 chapter 8, because everything about it was BONKERS in the most absolutely delightful way. genuinely this might have been the funniest single update yet. we got Idia's directorial debut! big stronk Epel! and. just. gestures to the entirety of SavanaRook. (then Vil went into a spiral of murdering people that culminated in punching the manifestation of his own insecurity in the face, and that was good in an entirely different kind of way, but I digress)
if I have to pick one though, I'm gonna go with Idia's video, because 1) adorable, 2) seriously just look at it, and 3) I did legit have to replay that subchapter on account of laughing over most of it the first time. truly Idia is the artistic genius of our generation.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers#idia has a bfa now#anyway yeah sorry i haven't been around much but rest assured#episode 7 is still chewing my brain into tiny little pieces#i think chapter 5 is still my favorite part (meleanor...) but 8 was a VERY close second#a perfect encapsulation of twst being totally unhinged bananas comedy right up until it suddenly isn't and it's like OH#and i am SO excited for where it looks like it's going!!!!!#you know on top of that we're assembling the perfect youtube channel#idia will produce and lilia and epel will present with their enormous muscly vtubersonas#(lilia convincing epel to vtube with him also works as an answer to this question tbh)
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Quick Solas I drew last night. I’m certain he holds his paintbrushes in his mouth like this.
#and the ends are horribly chewed up#I know because I do this#solas#dai#dragon age inquisition#dragon age#he’s wearing a little apron but I got lazy and didn’t clean it up#for some reason the thought of him wearing a smock is incredibly endearing#what do you mean the thousands of years old god of rebellion doesn’t want to stain his favorite sweater#my art
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in The Wigmaker Job and to a lesser extent Veilguard we get a great deal of exposition/clues into how painfully observant Lucanis is. part of him being a top tier assassin is his ability to be hyperaware of everything going on around him and interpreting what that information means correctly, because if he gets it wrong he can die. so i don’t personally really think he was ever truly unaware that Rook was flirting or interested in him. i think instead his denial/avoidance about it stems from the fact that he feels like he is tricking Rook into thinking he’s someone deserving of love. he knows that they are interested in him, he just thinks they shouldn’t be, and wouldn’t want to be if they knew the “real him”
#the 'real him' of course being not just unlovable but worthy of scorn and derision and all that. he's wrong but thats what he believes#god he is SOOOOOOOO messed up i need to chew on him like furniture#anyway i know 'misunderstanding intent' is like a Staple in fanfic tropes and all but please consider: This Version Is Sadder#lucanis#lucanis dellamorte#rook x lucanis#rookanis#dragon age: veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard#datv spoilers#da4 spoilers#slapping an obligatory ''THIS IS NOT INCOMPATIBLE WITH HIM BEING DEMI IF U LIKE'' sticker onto this post but like he's a smart man!!#i simply think even if his feelings take a while to Hit and he doesn't have practical experience he could still recognize Rook's intent#lucanisposting#jade plays dav
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Winter 1 (before the farmer). That cabin is drafty
#also... marnie got him set up for free after chewing out Lewis for letting him move in with no heater#stardew valley#sdv elliott#sdv marnie#sdv fanart#elliott stardew#marnie stardew#sdv comic#fanart#my art
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GUARDS!!! ADD HIM TO THE BLORBO PILE!!!
#prince rainworld my beloved....#my art#art#artists on tumblr#rain world#rain world watcher#rain world fanart#rw watcher#rw prince#rw rot prince#rw rot#rain world prince#watcher spoilers#rain world watcher spoilers#rw watcher spoilers#rw spoilers#I'm so predictable I should've seen this coming#my rotten little guy.... chew him up spits him out and kisses his flat fucking face /silly
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being with kaiser means having to dissect your own heart while stitching up his.
chewing on him jn the tags and etc. don’t mind me
he’d be pretty mean at first. he’s gauging your reactions; would you run if you saw everything that haunted him? how he haunts himself? Kaiser does nothing but spit and snarl at you, like a stray cat that’s only been kicked to the curb.
but you don’t leave him alone. not like every other one-night stand he’s had—no, you’ve made him breakfast—a traditional german faire—and brushed and put oil in his hair (his favorite scent too; you tell him it’s been your favorite for a few years. something in him softens).
It’s so domestic he almost vomits after that, but on his first night away from your apartment, he can’t sleep. Practice is shit and he’s not performing well, to the point where he initiates a facetime call (kaiser hates initiating. it feels like begging for your attention, when yours should be solely on him anyway.) and you pick up instantly.
the time difference makes something shatter in him. You’re just waking up… hair messy and eyes bleary. You can hardly speak or hold up the phone…
“Mihya…? You okay?” you’re slumped in bed, wearing his sweater. He might combust (when did Michael become so attached to you? He doesn’t know, but he whispers your name like a prayer, like you’re his guiding light).
“I’m better now, dear. Let me tell you what that idiot of a striker did at practice—“ he rambled on, and watches you nod along. You him and agree with him, and a weight falls off of his shoulders. Kaiser can love you. Perhaps he already does…
#kaiser who likes seeing faces of anguish#would need to see you at your lowest or as close as it gets#before finally opening up to you#kaiser who likes smart people; he’d have to go head to head with you#and you’d have to fight and pull teeth before he opens himself up for you#and if you see the side of him he’s buried#and if you don’t run from it#from the monsters he hides and the one he thinks he is#then i think you’d be *his*.#and he’d be yours.#i need to chew on him grrrr#i’m a pretty cold person#which made me think abt how vulnerable he could get#before he’d need something from you#too#THE PARASITES ARE BACK HGNNDNF#reading kaiser fics and reread lore’s thoughts on kaiser at dinner and my brain… full of the silly blond boy…#michael kaiser x reader#michael kaiser#blue lock#blue lock x reader#bllk x reader#kaiser x reader#koi♪#did i think before posting this#nope not at all#alas#koi writes
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Okay deranged take ahead: I cannot stop thinking about Derek keeping Stiles locked somewhere. But like, consensual captivity. Derek is so jealous and possessive and nobody saw his mate for so long that some say the wolf killed him long ago. Others are sure he does not exist.
And it's true that Derek does not want anyone to see his Stiles, his precious beautiful mate, so he asks Stiles to stay behind closed doors and not come out when other packs or people visit. His scent is everywhere but it's so mixed with Derek's scent that nobody notices anything amiss.
And Stiles doesn’t mind, tired of everyone's gazes and attention, sick of it to his core. The only thing he asks of Derek is to not take the pack away from him, and of course Derek would never do that. His pack loves Stiles. They will never betray his trust. The last thing Stiles asks is for Derek to stay close and never leave him. As long as they are together, as long as they have their pack, he doesn’t need anything or anyone
#this can be abo or it can stay deranged#sterek#I've been chewing on this for a while#bonus point if derek feels torn with guilt over this thinking that stiles will wake up and leave him any minute#double bonus if stiles reassures him every time that he is perfectly content#toxic obsessive sterek my beloved
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and when I hurt / hurtin' runs off my shoulder / how can I hurt when holding you 💕
#lando norris#critical lando theory#blessing the lando norris tag with something nice to chew on#lando is sooooo loved and taken care of and brought up with affection#it's one of the best things about him it reflects in everything he does#nadia's things
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tbh i cant do this anymore
#he makes me so fucking angry oh my god i want to chew his lips off#iasip#always sunny#mac mcdonald#mac macdonald#screencap#dennis looks like a registered sex offender#the gang gets held hostage#showed my sis my mac drawing and shes like 'watery ass baby eyes goddamn' so i went thru the caps n my phone to b like#'yes thats literally how he looks irl its messed up' but then it meant i also had to look @ him and im short circuiting
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