#choose your battles 🤨

[the-name-is-loser]

I think it’s so funny people refuse to tag like nudity stuff because ‘nude bodies aren’t inherently sexual!’ And while I agree you also have to realise that nsfw doesn’t mean sexual content it means Not Safe For Work and if my bosss catches me looking at untagged naked people I think I’ll be fired

[maokomi]

⠀「 “Dress slutty babe, I can fight,” but can they really? *ೃ༄ 」 

ᥫ᭡ Reblogs are greatly appreciated !!

.ೃ࿔*:･「𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐬.」 modern au, gn reader, established relationship crack ?? This shit aint serious so don’t treat it like it is lmfao

.ೃ࿔*:･「𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠.」 Xiao, Kazuha, Zhongli, Kaeya, Kaveh, Cyno

Wrote this drunk, no editing, no looking back at my regrets last night. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. 

⠀「 XIAO*ೃ༄ 」

YOU BET UR ASS THIS MAN CAN FIGHT

Tells u to dress slutty with his whole chest !!!

Wear whatever you want to feel good about yourself and to feel comfortable. That’s all that Xiao cares abt tbh. 

If he sees anyone leering at you in your hot outfit though? His munchkin ass is on them in a heartbeat.

Doesn’t matter who. Doesn’t matter how tall they are. He’ll bark up at them like a chihuahua. Scale them like a fuckin rabid cat or smthn.

Xiao said he can fight and he will !!!!!

⠀「 KAZUHA*ೃ༄ 」

Compliments you in your sluttiest outfit !! Hell, mans helps you pick it out!! 

CAN FIGHT Can !! Beat !! Ass !!

Except he chooses not to 😌 because he is a lover💞💕 not 🙅‍♂️🚫 a fighter ☮️🕊✌️😌

But he makes it very very very clear to anyone and everyone who so much glances in ur general direction that !! HELLO HE IS UR MAN

Holds ur hand. Keeps an arm around your middle. Plays with ur hair. The whole shebang baby

But if someone grows the gonads to actually approach you while Kazuha is so blatantly flirting with u right then and there ?? 

Kazuha doesn’t even have to get up.

He fucking ROASTS the motherfucker alive. All cool and suave. Keeps his voice level while he tells the newcomer all the reasons why their parents are disappointed in them.

Kazuha fucking cooks them bro I dont know what to tell u Rest In Peace to that dumbass I guess

⠀「 ZHONGLI*ೃ༄ 」

Bold of anyone to think they can steal u from a man who walks in with this much rizz 🤨

Zhongli wears a whole ass custom Valentino suit & shoes to go to a club no way in hell is anyone gonna try to chat u up baby doesn’t matter how slutty u dress

Esp when ?? Ur slutty outfit matches Zhongli’s fit ? Absolute power couple I rest my case

Sugar daddy Zhongli supremacy I said what I said

I restate my point: No one is gonna think they have a chance against Zhongli. They’re all scared they’ll get murked on their way home if they so much as try. 

Kinda soft but they fr dont even have a chance bc Zhongli just has to compliment u and u light up like an actual Christmas tree, you get so goddamn happy that anyone even trying to fight him is already fighting a losing battle.

⠀「 KAEYA*ೃ༄ 」

Baby, bold of u to assume that Kaeya’s not gonna be dressed sluttier than u 🤨

Hate to break it to you buttercup but Kaeya’s not gonna be the one royal rumbling tonight— nu uh, that’s you.

Have you seen the titty window this man rocks? 

Skip the accessories whenever you go out Kaeya, because you are going to beat some ass, and earrings and necklaces only get in the way 💕

It’s tiring having to keep everyone’s eyes off of ur boyfriend but it’s okay because whenever you go to the bar for a quick time out, Kaeya always has a kiss and a drink ready for u before u go back to fucking people up <3

⠀「 KAVEH*ೃ༄ 」

I love him but you’re on your own honey

Claims that he’ll kick ass— that you can wear whateverrr you want, that you look so hot, that you look amazing and that he’ll fight anyone who comes near u

Hypes you up and hollers and makes u feel like a million bucks because he’s a good, supportive bf

But in the midst of it all you forget he’s some broke ass architect who probably hasn’t taken a solid punch in his life

When someone approaches u he puffs up his chest and stands in front of u with his most intense bitch face, says smthn that he thinks tough guys says like, ‘you wanna fight? Let’s fight.’ Or some cheesy shit like that

The moment the other dude swings tho its over 💀 Kaveh yells and has to hide behind you 

It’s okay tho because he’s cute <3 (even if he’s broke)

Hope you didn’t wear anything breakable baby bc youre the one who’s gotta fight for urself

⠀「 CYNO*ೃ༄ 」

Doesn’t even have to fight bro.

Doesn’t matter how slutty you dress— you could walk into a bar with just the bare minimum on and no one would look your way.

Not because you’re unattractive, because that is far from the truth.

No— it’s because of Cyno’s arm wrapped around your shoulder and the absolute death stare he gives anyone who looks your way with even a hint of lechery in their gaze.

Crazy shit, I tell you. Motherfucker’s eyes look like he’ll pounce on anyone who so much as wolf whistles your way. No one wants to get fucked up by a dude who looks like he’ll go blue eyes white dragon on their ass.

[slythereen]

speaking of the rbr-mercedes custody battle, it’s interesting that ferrari is now choosing to engage with/initiate posts with mercedes 🤨 trying to distract from rbr trying to poach your golden boy are we??

[lovelynim]

well watch it, young bean! since nu:carnival is in your list, i'll be bold enough to ask for lee!olivine OR lee!edmond + ler!eiden duet 🤨

of course, only if you want. as a fan i'll be glad to see any fic for a common fandom to which you put your golden hands 🤲

AHHH HI

I mean, it was a pleasure to write this after you dragged me down this rabbit hole. I ended up choosing Edmond because... what's better than wrecking a pride tsundere knight? Heheh, hope you enjoy it!

“Let go of me this instant.”

“Come on, I’m not asking for much, Edmond…” Eiden pouted, a mischievous grin on his face as he leaned his face a little closer to the Vice-Captain.

“I’m not going to repeat myself, you imbecile,” the man hissed, staring at the brunette with daggers in his eyes.

“Eh… so scary,” with a gentle move, Eiden made sure he had the knight’s hands pinned on the wall above his head before he continued to talk, smiling, “is it that hard? All I asked for was a smile.”

Edmond could feel the heat of embarrassment reach his face when he heard the other talk so freely and carelessly with him. The Vice-Captain, however, simply huffled and turned his face away. “You are not worth it, you scoundrel.”

Eiden clicked his tongue, acting like he was offended. “Right, let’s do it the hard way, then,” he said, making Edmond wide his eyes in panic. The knight turned his head back to the brunette, trying to figure what was that about.

“W-what do you mea- hngh..! A-ah, what a-are you dohoing?!” Before he could process what Eiden said, he felt a couple of fingers gently stroking his side. Panic slowly kicked in as the gently tinglish feeling slowly spread across his middle. His lips began to twitch as the urge to giggle became stronger and stronger, making Edmond stutter as he battled to keep his reactions low.

“What else, silly? Tickling you,” Eiden cooed shamelessly into the knight’s ear, moving his hand down to target his hip, using his thumb to massage the spot right over the bone. He noticed how much Edmond battled his grip, but it was all with no avail.

“Pehervert! T-tahahake- ah! Take yohohou hands a-away frohohom me!!” He protested, letting out an embarrassed laugh despite his efforts.

“Oh, please, all I want is to see your smile, Edmon… it can’t be that hard, can it?” The brunette chuckled, enjoying the other’s struggle while slowly moving his fingers up, gently wiggling them over Edmond’s ribs.

The layer of white clothing, much to the knight’s demise, wasn’t exactly protecting his skin from the tickling. He could feel each and every touch, all of them sending shivers through his body and a feeling that resulted in that shy and awkward laughter.

“I bet you must look even hotter than when you are angry, hehe…” The brunette teased, moving his hand a little faster and making the other choke with another fit of giggles.

As the barrier finally began to crack, Edmond threw his head back, pressing it against the wall. “StoHOHop t-this, you ihihidiohot!”

“There it is,” Eiden muttered, pleased. Moving his hand a little higher, he started to poke the knight’s ribs and pinch the spot from time to time. “See? I told you it wasn’t that hard ~”

“LeHEHehet mehEHe gohOHoh- a-ahaha, noOHOh mohohore!!” Edmond protested, trying to ignore Eiden’s words, but ending up with a blush on his face regardless of his attempts. Finally having his demands heard, the brunette released Edmond’s wrists from his hold and ceased the tickling.

However, that didn’t make Eiden step back or run away. While the knight was catching up his breath, he stood close to him, placing his arm against the wall to give him some support while he kept Edmond cornered.

“W-what is it now?” The knight hissed, frowning as he stared at Eiden.

“Oh, it’s nothing… I was just admiring how pretty you look when you are angry, Edmond, especially when you are blushing like this.”

That comment made a shiver run down Edmond’s back and an even stronger shade of red took place in his face. “I’ll cut you to ribbons, you insufferable-”

“Alright, alright, I get it, hehe ~” Eiden giggled, pushing himself away from the wall and letting the knight move away. “See you around, Vice-Captain.”

“Don’t talk to me!!” Edmond shouted, huffing as he started to walk away and cursing Eiden in his thoughts.

[toytle]

Hi! I love your art style it's like. Breathtaking. And your hcs on barry are some of my favourites of all time?

What do you think of "The Ballad of Barry Allen by Jim's Big Ego as an analysis of Barry's character?

are you asking or are you telling me 🤨 lol THANK YOU i put all my headcanon power into him <3

for the ballad, i love their song stress, and this isn’t bad at all as far as fansongs go. but there’s a reason i don’t include it in my barry playlist, and it’s ultimately bc it doesn’t fit my narrative haha

the song was made in 2003 and i haven’t read many comics before then, so idk how well it aligns w barry’s characterization prior to flashpoint, but i’m basing my playlist off post-flashpoint, so that’s where a lot of the differences will lie

for starters, the song only includes one half of barry’s relationship to his superspeed, and it’s important to me that a barry interpretation includes both sides of that coin. instead, it’s playing on the idea of the dark side of the hero fantasy, an inherently optimistic genre. which, fair, being a superhero sounds like a nightmare, but that angle is less novel to me when that’s the extent of the analysis (and i’m a little over the whole “i hate being a superhero” storyline in general, personally). the song is basically abt how much it would suck to have superspeed bc the world slows to a crawl and you’re left behind bc no one else can keep up w you. and it’s true, that is a very real setback! especially for someone like barry who’s already prone to self-isolation and time management issues! but what does the song actually have to say abt him as a character?

the thing is, barry isn’t a “i wish i wasn’t a hero” kind of guy. he’s a “could i be so strong [to give up the flash]? or do i love the thrill of these powers too much?” kind of guy. he’s a “knowing what i know now… if i could go back in time… maybe i would’ve been somewhere else the day lightning struck my lab and electrified those chemicals, ready and willing to forfeit a life of dodging deathtraps and battling villains… who am i kidding? there’s no going back. no do-overs. like everyone else, superheroes can only follow the path destiny has laid out for them, whatever lies ahead.” kind of guy. yes, barry is caged by his superspeed, but it would be misleading to not present it first and foremost as the very thing that frees him. it’s a double-edged sword that gives him purpose, and that freedom in obligation is what motivates him to keep going. as a wise man once said, “all you can do is go forward.” (“thanks.” “superman is pretty smart isn’t he.” “hm.”)

i think the real kicker for me was this lyric: “i’ve got time to think about the past… how my life was so exciting before i got this way.” my sincerest apologies to mr. allen, but he does not feel complete to me without his mother’s death or his father’s false imprisonment. this backstory contextualizes everything for me. his life was NOT exciting before his superspeed, it was lonely and full of escapism, either in his sci-fi/comics or his dedication to finding justice. i am of the belief that barry didn’t truly start living until he got his superspeed, over 2 decades of waiting around before he rly understood freedom and what it meant to live for himself. i get what they’re trying to do here, but this is what i mean when i say it feels like the song characterizes barry around the concept of his speed rather than how barry’s speed defines him as a person

ik i can’t expect a 4min song to include every aspect of a character’s timeline/development/nuance (esp before some of that even existed lol), but my issue isn’t that it doesn’t cover enough ground—it’s not bad that they had a theme and stuck by it, i actually love the lyrics from a speedster perspective. my issue is that i don’t think this is a good framing for barry’s character as a whole. for all his regrets and suffering, barry is optimistic to the point of denial. choosing this to be The theme to represent barry just. doesn’t feel like barry to me. it’s more like barry is the placeholder subject as an excuse to sing abt superspeed

if this was somehow less overtly a “BARRY ALLEN FANSONG” and maybe more metaphorical or even non-fandom, then it would be a dif situation and i might have dif opinions. at the end of the day, this has more to do w my pickiness than the quality of the song, and the fact that it even exists is so exciting for me as a barry allen enjoyer first, human second. but if you’re going to call smth a character study, i Will be getting my hopes up

[mrcarmenile]

okay HI

MY THOUGHTS ON THE FINALE!!

HAZBIN HOTEL FINALE SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

holy fucking god do i have words to say

here’s some INCREDIBLY unorganized thoughts:

alastor losing his filter temporarily made my heart DROP dude. also is it just me or did he lose his accent too? like it just kind of sounded like amir to me lmao

angel with his “charlie said to live tonight however we wanted” JUMPSCARED ME and then when he said “so pour me a fresh one” i was like Oh

adam said some real knee slappers this episode i was laughing so hard. “SUCK MY HOLY LIGHT FUCKERS” “chill lute. fuck” “wow i didn’t see this giant fucking shield in front of me YOU DUMB BITCH NO SHIT” are my favorites

the whole “now i’m going to fuck you” gag had me ROLLING (angel’s little 🤨 and valentino’s “well this just got interesting” got me dude)

ALSO LUCIFER FUCKED EVE????? HUH?????

vox screaming at the tv also had me choking from laughter, especially the “NOOO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!! PUSSY!!!” (that is absolutely me yelling at the tv ur not alone vox 🙏)

the “these fucking angels won’t stop coming” “HA!” scene was weirdly cute and i love it

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT EVERYONE’S OUTFITS???? CHARLIE’S DRESS WAS FUCKING ADORABLE AND VAGGIE’S SUIT THING WAS BADASS AND ANGEL SERVED CUNT WITH THAT LOOK AND DON’T GET ME STARTED WITH CHERRI BOMB so many halloween costumes to choose from man

also lucifer’s hot

alastor and niffty was the cutest thing i love them so much why are they wholesome ☹️☹️ “i dub thee - king roach!!” and the little crown 🥺

LMAO THE SIR PENTIOUS AND CHERRI BOMB KISS WAS EPIC AND COMEDIC AS FUCK (“that was kinda hot..” had me rolling)

the last song nearly had me crying like i SCREECHED when lucifer started singing to the tune of happy day in hell and the fucking vox and val duet???? and velvette filming them dancing??? the vees are terrible fucking people why was that scene wholesome LET ME HATE THEM STOP GIVING VILLAINS DEPTH AND EMOTIONS AND REAL BONDS PLEASEEEE (/nsrs obviously well written villains are peak but I WANNA HATE THEM SO BAD) also alastor’s part gave me fr chills like. “great alastor, altruist, died for his friends” THE WAY AMIR TALAI SANG THAT LIKE HE WAS ON THE VERGE OF SNAPPING. ROUND OF FUCKING APPLAUSE. and the new hotel looks fucking fire i can’t wait to see the interior!!!

the end of the last song nearly brought me to tears it was such a perfect ending note

SPEAAAAKING OF SONGS. HOOLY SHIT. THE MORE THAN ANYTHING REPRISE??? shit made me shed a tear like. AND THE KISS???? finally we get the goddamn lesbians god bless 🙏🙏🙏

also can i just say vox and val making out with tongue at the end for 0.5 seconds SENT ME. i was caught so off guard that i laughed until i choked dude like that shit fr got me

“how’s mercy taste ya little bitch” is officially one of my favorite hazbin quotes cuz the way jeremy jordan said it was fucking hilarious

oh and the battle scenes were fucking crazy i can see where half the budget went lmfao the fight scenes ATE

also wtf lilith was in heaven this whole time? just chilling? idk what to think or say about thing honestly

and if lucifer fucked eve is she in hell too???? is SHE the one who has alastor on a leash?? what is her relation to lilith??? are they working together or are they enemies or is eve pretending to be lilith or do they have nothing to do with each other??? why did lilith leave hell??? why did they let her leave hell??? what did lute mean by “your deal is done”???? i need answers bro

ALSO I WONDER WHERE EVERYTHING’S GONNA GO NOW THAT PENTIOUS PROVED SOULS CAN BE REDEEMED. now that they’ve proved it is the main plot going to be actually redeeming people? or is heaven gonna hide it from them??? can angel dust be redeemed when valentino owns his soul??? does angel dust truly WANT to be redeemed? once they know that you have to die to be redeemed are they gonna be able to take that risk?? now that i think of it wtf will be the main focus of season 2?? we know the vees play a big role so maybe they’ll try to prevent souls from leaving (maybe valentino will make it really hard for angel to leave and that’ll be a big part?) idk i got a lot of questions man

and it seems like they’re setting alastor up to be the main villain at the end. it seems although his mysterious deal isn’t allowing him to unleash his full power, so when he’s free of the deal i can only imagine how feral he could go. (my guess is that he uses the favor charlie promised to help release him from the deal and then charlie regrets it later when he goes crazy)

anyways all in all the finale is crazy good and i will NOT be getting over it any time soon and i am not ready to wait another few years 🥲

[theghostbunnie]

*grabs you by the shoulders forcibly* tell me your Nerris hcs RIGHT NYEOW

AAAAA OK SO she's hinted to be Nonbinary I believe when juggling balls colored the same as the nb flag. So, that's like, cannon actually. (Even if this next part was for a joke they still decided to add in them saying "Well technically human female I prefer elfkin" and even if you jokingly make a character queer it still happened no take backsies! lmao.)

and Yes non-binary people can use she/her pronouns but I think she'd probably use she/they/elf (as in neopronouns) too!

•Nerris is definitely the type of kid that when you're playing pretend they'll bitch that you're not playing it right. It's just when it comes to what SHE'S into it has to be done "accurately" "properly" ect (aka the way elf wants it done) on "Nikki's last day on earth" she's all like nu uh you can't be the knight I am. now the princess runs and gives me a hug for saving her! Which was kinda

(🫵🤨 🏳️‍🌈⁉️)/hj

And she's friends with Nikki, too. She does a slightly similar thing telling Harrison he can't be a mage bc they are. Nerris the type to battle you over the player one controller fr.

Hot take all of her bad behavior is just from being an unchecked child and she'll grow out of most of it. I actually don't like the concept elf bullies Harrison bc she has a crush on him- (don't get me wrong this is 0 Nerrison hate I just don't like when they start from that.) I think she's actually jealous? Threatened of him maybe? Hear me out, before David had all their names remembered he was pulling a Cameron and grouping some together. Specifically only Nerris and Harrison. Nerris reacted childishly like children do and didn't take kindly to that and saw Harrison as immediate competition. (They even argue at one point about who's the most magical.) So that's why she targets him and treats him like a loser to keep him down and make herself feel higher.

It gives me the same vibe kids competing with each other academically rather than in sports bc once something is labeled as a team Nerris actually seems to do okay in it. So I think this is a behavior she learned way more in school, and why I HC her to be one of those honor student types who likes being recognized as the teacher's favorite.

I don't believe Nerris is even that deeply aware of the whys and how's of why they act like this. They just do things, man. Then do silly little flossing dances after.

They probably played movie star planet and all the other child website roleplaying games and started fantasy roleplaying groups on there which was probably difficult with all the family roleplays and wolf clans being a way more popular choice to pretend as. Elf needed something to do in the winter when it got too cold to larp outside !!!! They probably switch over to more writing based forms of roleplay as they got older.

In the show we actually see her playing a game called "Pixies and Pythons" or something instead of DND and there's like hot pixie women on the cover and I'm choosing to believe she DIDN'T bring that from home camp campbell just has offbrand EVERYTHING.

Both of her parents sew and they make all of their costumes for her and I like to think Nerris is very "navy blue starry wizard" aesthetic so they mostly stick to that. Her mom's supportive and will add anything she wants to it but her dad gets excited with hisown ideas and opinions too.

I think Nerris' gender exspression being neutral might've got them certain comments in school and why she specifically decided to make her character's title "Nerris the cute" and why often the first thing she aims against Harrison is his looks. (That, or, the "Nerris the cute" is a title her dad came up with for her before she could. Yes I'm saying this man brought the baby to larp in a carrier.)

Has a whooole collection of dice and she gives some to her friends when they come over but has to specifically pick out the ones she DOESN'T want anymore first.

Them and Harrison are Lord of the Rings VS Harry Potter. (It's possible to like things without supporting, liking, or agreeing with the creator of it. Nerris knows this...) Still calls him a transphobe whenever he brings the franchise up. Can't even defend himself bro they just go "is it bc I'm trans/j"

[milesworld96]

WATCHING DYNAMITE RNN

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO CARDBLADE HAS HIS OWN TITLE, I FUCKING LOVE BCG SM😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HE NEEDS TO STOP, I CANNOT DEAL WITH JUICES DANCES💀💀💀💔💔💔 OH I AM SO HERE FOR THIS, I CANT WAIT FOR FULL GEAR. UH GUYS HE HAS THE ACCLAIMED DWWW

MJF💞💞💞💞💞 WHAT HE WAS TO COMIC-CON? WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭 OH LAWC I AM SO READY, OMG CASTER BOWENS BILLY. YES PLS MJF TEAM I NEED THIS SO MUCH. I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO FUCKING LONG I BEG. OH? CASTER IN THE BATTLE ROYALE? FUCK YEAH. LMFAOOO BRO HAS NO CHILL, PUT A RING ON IT? DAWG UR JUST ASKIN FOR IT😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀 CASTER I BEG LISTEN TO BOWENS (“But he’s my scumbag” ILYSM caster)

OMGGGG HI GIRLLL❤️❤️‼️‼️‼️ Girl they are just so😍😍 A ONE COUNT WHAT? YEAAHHHH LETS FUCKING GO, HIKARU RETAINED😚😚🫶🫶🫶

ADAMMMMMMMMMMM. HAAIIIIIII ;33 oml him going over his past with Christian from when they were young is so cute I can’t. Chris why would do that. Awwwwwwww Adam😭😭😭😭😭 this got me in my feels Chris+Adam is so sweet I can’t with them. Sad that they r gonna brutally murder each other soon <\\3 no pls I need them to beat the shit out of each other, ADAM FIGHT HIM. At least ik his title safe <\\3

HHAAAAIIIIII WARDLOW :3333 NAAAAHHHH BRO IS DONE AFTER ONE POWERBOMB. OMGGG THE MJF WRISTBAND, GIRL NO STAY TF AWAY. NAH WAEDLOW WHAT IS U ON🤨🤨🤨 WHY U KNOCK OVER TONY😭😭

KENNNYYYYYY, PLS PUT HIM BACK IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP VIEW. OMG PLS I BEG PUT THE DON CALLIS FAMILY BEHIND YOU, GO AFTER MJF. OMG HAIIIII MJF HIHIHIHIHI 13 DAYS OMGJJDSIJZZJ KENNY ON&BHESNNAJSN I AM SO HERE FOR THIS, PLEASE I NEED THIS WHAT THE FUCJ

Oh no, another viewing into Adam Cole’s kidnapping. RODDY STOP BEING SO RUDE. Is this food porn. GIRLIES WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭 YEAH STAND UP 4 YOURSELF ADAM. LEAVE LEAVE LEAVE. ESCAPE THE KIDNAPPERS. OMG RODDY FINALLY TURNING A NEW LEAF? IM BEGGING, I CANNOT I NEED TO SEE THE KINGDOM & RODDY TRYING TO BE NICE TO MJF😭😭😭💀💀💀

HAAIIIIII HOBBS, HAAIIIIIII TAKESHITA☺️☺️❤️❤️❤️ GLOAT IT BB, PUT JERICHO IN THE FUCKING DIRT. FUCK YOU CHRIS JERICHO. YOO?? DON HOW ARE YOU DISSING KYLE WHEN YOU LITERALLY HAVE WILL OSPREAY IN YOUR CORNER. DO YOU THINK HE REALLY GON CHOOSE YOU FOR DOING THAT TO KYLE😭😭⁉️ KYLE DONT TAKE THE FUCKING OFFER, JUST WORK ON GETTING WILL OUT

HIIIII KENNY☺️☺️☺️💞💞💞💞💙💙💙💙🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ this match is GOING to serve so much cunt omfg AND I WAS SO RIGHT. AAAAAA IM GOING FUCKING INSANE OMFG KENNY UR FACE‼️‼️ every once in a while there will be matches that change me as a man, and this is definitely one of them. THIS SHIT IS MAKING MY GAY ASS GO FUCKING NUTS, AAA KENNY. HE WON‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶 Sorry Kyle, but look on the bright side no Don Callis in your ear now!!!! :)) SHUT THE FUCK UP DON

OMG OMGNDJBSRIHSFBVIHGSRBIHFBHIS3UIEBAEAFBUI OMG DANHAUSEN VID DANHAUSEN VID I CANT HAIHIAHIAHIABIABIAHIAHIAHIAHAIHAIAHIAHJAI I CANT WAIT FOR HIM TO COME BACK IM GOING FUCKING INSANE OVER THIS OMFHRSHJBIFSJHBVHDJSBCJHDAKHBCMHDAHMBCKDAHHBCKHSBDCBKHDAHBCBKHDABHCIUADBCKUADBCKUBHKDS KUBS

OOOOOOOOOOOODZJJCJSF HSF IM WATCHING THAT PREMIERE VID, SWERVE BBBYYYY OMLL. OMG SWERVE NANA HIHIHIHI. IM SO HAPPY FOR YALLS. Swerve what’s wrong, oh OH HANGMAN AND SWVER BACK @ IT AGAIN. HANGMAN :(((((((( OHHOHO I AM SO EXCITED 4 THIS

IITS STTIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGG. lol I just like saying it, not rlly a big fan of him but he cool. Ewww Hulk Holgan mention. YAY NATURE BOY MENTION‼️he still does got it ngl👏👏 AA DEBUT STARTING AT REVOLUTION AND RETIREMENT STARTING AT REVOLUTION, WHAT A BIG CIRCLE. HOPE THINGS TURN OUT FOR YOU MAN YOU BEEN AROUND FOR SO LONG AND HAD A LONG GREAT CAREER. HOPE YOUR HAPPY THO BRO

AAAAA ITS RJ CITY OMG JIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIH TONI HIHIHIHIIHIHHIHI ILY BOTH SO MUCH HIHISHDHCHXBBCBHCNXBXBHXHSA I’m sorry what, HOW ARE YOU GONNA PLAY THE PICTURE SMD THEN GO TO COMMERCIAL? WHAT THE FUCK IM MISSING QUALITY CONTENT OF RJ CITY AND TONI. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

OH NAH, NICK WAY E AND HIS MOM⁉️⁉️ WATCH YOUR TONE YOUNG MAN. GIRL NICK WHAT. R U FR TELLING UR MOM TO SHUT UP? BRO YOU GON GET AN ASS BEATING WHEN YOU GET HOME. GIIRRRRRLLLL SHE GON HIT YOU WITH THE HANGER WHEN YOU GET HOME. CHRISTIAN CAGE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ OMG NAH SHE SMACKED HIM⁉️⁉️⁉️ NAH CHRISTIAN HAS THE ADOPTION PAPERS NOW💀💀💀 OMG DARBY HAIAHAIHAIAHAIAHIA. CHRISTIAN FR IS NICK’S NEW DAD😍😍😍😍 (I can be his male wife) OMG DARBY GETTING RAGDOLLED AGAIN. AH NICK WHAT HAPPENED WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING SRE YOU OKAY. STING GET OFF OF CHRISTIAN NOW‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ AW CHRISTIAN BEING A GOOD DAD AND CHECKING HIS SON🥹🥹 hope Nick’s tooth is okay tho. (Wonder if Chris is checking in on his other son too)

WAIWAITIWIT TRIOS MATCH? KIP SABIAN? OMG ARE WE BRINGING BACK KIP SABAIN VS ORANGE CASSIDY AGAIN? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG I NEED THEM BACK FEUDING TOGETHER I NEED IT NOW

OMG OMG BEST FRIENDS + HOOK FXFHIISHCIHNCEINEWJKCNWNCSIDCNCKDJSNC HAI HAI HAI HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KRIS VS WILLOW FUCK YESYESYESYEYSYES I NEED ORANHE VS KIP AGAIN PLEAS

Wait WAIT WAIT THE ACCLAIMED V DADDY MAGIC ANGELO AND DANIEL? OMFG YESY3YESYYESYYEDY I CANT WAIT OVUIHIHGRVIYBSRVYIR AND WE’RE GETTING HOOK+RVD AGAIN ON DYNAMITE? I AM LOVED I AM TRULY LOVED

Stray Bullet Juice Robinson is so slay, I love it💛💛 CAASSSSTTERRRRRRRR HAIHAIHAIHAI BBG🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️ MAX STOP THRUSTING UR BELT, LISTEN TO BOWENS AND BEHAVE😭😭😭😭😭 NNNNNAAAAAAAHHHH CASTER YOURE FOWL 4 DOING THAT ON LIVE TV💀💀💀💀 NOOO DADDY MAGIC LET DANIEL DANCE ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ I NEED MJF ON COMMENTARY MORE PLEASE TK🥲🥲 MJF PAYIN LFF DUSTIN?🤨 OOOOOO BOY, NAH HE KNEED JUICE IN THE NUTS💀💀 tricky? Y’all’s relationship is tricky? AAAAAWWWWWWW TONY🩷🩷 that’s RIGHT MAX, Caster still loves u very much���🫶 AAAA TRENT & DUSTIN HUG☺️☺️ NOOO TRENT :(( bro stay losing💔💔 OH OH DANIL ELIMINATE HARDY. DADDY MAGIC😠😠 NOOONONONO PLEASE DONT SET THIS UP AS A DANIEL AND DADDY MAGIC SPLIT. CASTER IM BEGGING WIN PLEASE PLEASE PELASE. MICDROP🎤✂️ HE GOT HIS TITLE BACK FROM JAY WOOOOO. LOWBLOWING MFF. NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CASSTTERRRRR💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 at least we have both of max2 laid out on the floor😔😔 wish the best 4 you Maxi❤️ (hope Caster & Adam r there to support him)

[theslowesthnery]

spent several hours playing tekken 8 again, so here's a list of good things and bad things, as well as random neutral thoughts

good things:

the gameplay is as good and solid as ever as far as i can tell as a very casual mostly-offline player, literally no complaints there. i'm not fond of these new-fangled power up special modes like heat and rage but whatever, they're apparently a thing now so i'm just gonna have to learn to live with them lol

the game is beautiful, and i'm especially genuinely impressed by character's faces and facial animations, doubly so for the less pretty characters who are actually allowed to emote properly, like i can't help but smile everytime i see paul smiling for the camera in one of his pre-battle animations because it just looks like such a genuine human smile

yoshimitsu my beloved is beautiful and i would like to kiss him approximately a million times

tekken ball!!!

bad things:

like i complained before, the fact that so much content has been so obviously left out of the base game just so it can be sold later as DLC. namely, a lot of staple characters that many players main (so if these people want to play with their main character, they're forced to buy the DLC), and customization options. the customization mode is so threadbare - there are so few options, and they're all incredibly basic and boring - it's actually kinda gross, especially once you realize that what you see is what you get, that you can't unlock any more

speaking of the customization mode, a lot of the items you do get need to be unlocked with in-game currency you get from playing, which is perfectly fine and good. what isn't is that you have to unlock every single of those items separately for each character, even though for the most part they're the same goddamn items across all characters!

the game showers you with in-game currency but besides the few uninteresting customization items, there isn't really anything to spend it on

no fun game mode a la tekken 6's scenario campaign that you can keep playing with a character of your choice and unlock new stuff and gain in-game currency. if you're a mostly offline player like me, once you do the big main story mode and all of the shorter character episodes, there isn't really that much left to do

speaking of the character episodes, most of them are...really meh. all of them are really short, only five battles, and all five matches of most of the characters take place in the iron fist tournament stage, which gets super fucking boring to see super fucking fast. and idk i just miss the old story/arcade modes from the older games where it was like...five random battles, one specific encounter unique to each character, followed by the semi-final boss and then the final boss which were the same for all characters. it really feels like these days the tekken team puts all of their focus on the big story mode (that you have to beat with specific characters, you can't even choose the character you play, and there really is no reason to play through it more than once) and the other modes are an just afterthought

kind of a small complaint but tekken ball doesn't have a mode where you can just endlessly go against randomized cpu opponents or even an arcade mode, after each match you have to go back to character selection and choose random again and it's kinda annoying

also do the different balls in tekken ball even have any differences besides visual? my sister and i played with all the balls that were available to us (so all except one) and they all felt the same, where as back in tekken 3 the difference between the regular beach ball and the iron ball was HUGE. kinda dumb if the balls don't have any actual meaningful differences, and it makes unlocking new ones completely pointless

a lot of non-white characters are looking suspiciously pale 🤨

(my having more negative than positive things on my list does not mean the game is bad, far from it, good gameplay is pretty much all a tekken game needs to be good)

random neutral observations:

some of the characters' outfits are ridiculously overdone, like there's so much going on in them that they look like they're from another game, especially when you compare to the rest of the characters who wear at least somewhat realistic and practical clothes, or at least clothes that look like they could actually exist in the real world. lars, alisa, claudio, feng wei, jun and zafina are the worst offenders, so it's not even the newly added characters - no, reina, victor and azucena look fine to me (if anything, victor looks a little bland)

the story keeps pushing lars, alisa and claudio to the forefront and i just could not give a less of a damn about them. no offense to anyone who really likes them, but they come across as such deviantART-level "OC do not steal" characters to me, and the fact that the games insist on making these new characters (instead of the old regulars) super crucial and important and central to everything makes me like them even less

it's not like the characters' stories in the past games have been super deep and great but the fact that azucena's story - and in fact entire personality - is literally just that she likes coffee is...wow. her design is great and fighting style wise i think she's a great addition to the game, but there is literally nothing else to her character besides "i love coffee" and it makes me feel like i'm taking crazy pills

i kinda like reina? specifically when she puts down her genki girl act and acts basically like heihachi, that's very cool to me, especially paired up with her sort of powerhouse-type fighting style. i just wish she was older, i hate that all female characters in the game need to be (or at least need to look like they are) in their early twenties at most. as cool as the heihachi-like "stay down like the dog you are" attitude coming from a woman is, it is a little silly coming from what looks like a skinny teenager

some characters can wear their rival character's clothing and it is probably The Gayest Thing i have seen in these games lmao my sister and i fucking screamed when we saw that hwoarang can wear jin's outfit and vice versa

i need to replay tekken 7 because i seriously cannot remember any of the things tekken 8 claims have happened. kazuya killed heihachi? jun is alive? all i remember is leo kneeing poor yoshimitsu in the groin (in his own ending, no less!) and the cute little ghost accessory you could get lol

i want heihachi back

king needs some meat on his bones, or more specifically some fat over his muscles

i like how the game goes out of its way to not use any pronouns for leo

kazuya's character scenario ending is...surprisingly adorable. i'm surprised the games are going with him and jun actually loving each other, but i like it, it's cute :3

the moment we saw true devil kazuya for the first time in the big story mode my sister went "TOGETHAAAA" and i fucking lost it

i'm so goddamn sad that i'm not good with yoshimitsu anymore :'< i used to be actually pretty fuckin' decent with him once upon a time, but then namco gave his fighting style an overhaul and i just could never learn his new stuff. i still don't understand why they felt he needed an overhaul in the first place, it's not like he was anywhere near being too strong, so the way some of his staple moves got changed for the worse (you now turn your back to the opponent after fubuki! you can only do knee cap in the swordless stance! door knocker can now only be done while rising!) is still absolutely baffling to me, like literally why would you do this

i can't remember any of the music

[cloudninetonine]

Yo yo! Top Gun anon here and first I’m so happy people are seeing the v i s i o n. To add to it and a bit of what others said imma put it in a list because I have so many ideas but I don’t wanna overwhelm!

1) To play on the cozy player/stronk chain thing and the gravity of the initial rift/difference between the two parties: reader with softer hands/less scaring than the group. Why? Not just for the fluffiness of hand comparisons (and the “must protect”) but for the realization that they’re the farthest thing from what these fools got going on.

They lift up a sword, and I dunno how rough the handles are but these guys definitely have no problems with it. Yet for player it’s much rougher than anything they’re used to. Holding onto it for so long could be painful. Laying in their types of (most likely) makeshift sleeping bags? Coarse fabrics=uncomfortable. Mid rant funny thought about how the chain my see player as “fussy” or something along those lines but instead they’ve barely ever, if at all, came in contact with this much extended “roughing” of the “it”. Lowkey this makes me think of how cozy and nice things can be now in comparison to then.

2) Same-ish point but Stronk chain? Angry player being fireman carried by whichever link away from (danger/mischief/etc) and just hitting his back, not hard but enough where a normal person give up and set em down, but he isn’t even phased. Just calling over his shoulder like “Are we done?🤨 Got it out your system?”

3)Angst warning that plays on Player being more affected by the carnage and battle: That scene from monsters inc where Sully is forced to scare and thus terrifies Boo? That but Player accidentally stumbles into battle because of Dink let’s say. A Link (let’s say Hyrule bc peak angst) whips around and Player has a sword pointed inches from their eyes. A bloody face and stony/wild eyes meet wide and watery ones. Player tries to play it off, they know it was an accident/misunderstanding but…they can’t help but to be on edge for just a little while. And Hyrule/the Link you choose? Ooooh boy.

4) I will later address the Top Gun Au when I get this all out my system because bayBE these ideas are FLOWING?? What’s the discord link again??/hj

Bonus: I know I glossed over the softness of hand comparisons but I gotta be honest the idea of Player’s skin being softer, smoother, less blemished or whatever sparking up a bit of teasing within the group. Maybe it’s just the basics of lighthearted digs at the idea of them in a fight or something as simple as them not being accustomed to handling such heavy weaponry. Let’s say Wars gets up first and takes their hand to compare it to his own battle ridden one. It starts off with the old “taunt”, laughter from the rest (including an “angry” Player) then as the rest carry on he zones out, thinking about how their hand is so much smaller in comparison. So much more…delicate? No no, that couldn’t be the word. Though when put next to him of all people it wouldn’t be far fetched. I’d carry on with this bonus but I don’t wanna make a whole mini fic in your asks GCHBYCHB but I SHALL expound farther on these ideas and more if y’all want because I have been STARTED.

Okay, anon, I would love all of these ideas expanded on I love them a lot!

Player being more soft compared to the others just brings a whole storm of ideas, as are their materials. I think you may have or someone else did mention it in another ask where one of the boys steal Player's clothes because of how comfy they are and I think it's a perfect idea! Them relaxing in Player's hoodie, their eyes heavy because wow this is the most softest thing they've ever felt! Then in comparison there's Player struggling because why is this fucking tunic so itchy and horrible??? Man alive is there fire ants woven into their clothes?????

Also Player just being carried in frustration would be hilarious?? Player snarks Legend and Hyrule has to carry them away while they blow up flustered in frustration because this shouldn't be happening! Even if they're heroes and buffer!

Now Player being much softer to those topics. I can definitely see Hyrule maybe being a frantic fighter as he's dealt with close calls many of times! Imagine how heartbroken he would be, seeing Player's horrified expression, stumbling back away from his sword and looking at him with a hurt that makes him want to drop to his knees and beg for their forgiveness. He wouldn't want them to brush it off, not when he can tell that they're obviously still struggling but he knows pushing the subject wouldn't work in his favour either.

ALSO WAITING FOR THE TOP GUN AU but of course take your time

[eunzul]

wow, people actually know I exist??? especially when it's the person you really admire????

thank you so much @estcaligo for the tag!!💕✨🌸

1. would you be mer, a beastman, a fae, or a human? (or other!)

as much as i love to live in the sea, i would rather be a beastman instead✨ its mentioned in ruggie's chats that beastwoman are a lot stronger and are often the ones who do the huntings.

they're so strong that leona and ruggie avoid getting into their bad sides.

and that makes me go "hell yeah, i wanna be buff like jack 💪✨"

2. would you be at rsa or nrc?

most likely in nrc. my soul is tainted with darkness and evil that nothing could ever repel it.

3. what dorm would you belong to?

with my crippling anxiety i would be in ignihyde. that's it.

oh and i took the dorm sorting thingy and i got ignihyde which made me shit my pants of how accurate it is—

4. what character(s) would you be best friends with?

im not really a social butterfly type of person and rather spend most of my entire day inside my room so i'll probably vibe with Idia more due to our introverted nature and same interest in video games

and also cater so we could send each other stan twitter memes around 2 in the morning and gossip daily about celebrity dramas.

5. what character(s) would you hate?

*sigh* sebek.

now i don't actually hate his character at all but if i ever met him in real life i would absolutely DESPISE him.

listen, i love his waka-sama too but with his loud boasting and bragging about him and saying that i suck cuz im human is just—

like boi aren't you human too 🤨🤨🤨

but he's also the same guy that i would have a crush on cuz he's cute and his voice lines in the game are just— 💕💝❤️💕💝❤️❤️💝💕💝❤️💕💝❤️💕

6. what character(s) would you date?

i don't really see myself dating anyone in nrc (also im probably aromantic but still questioning) but i would date my man azul out of everyone 🥰🥰🥰

i think azul is a traditional type of guy, the one who's in-charge of the relationship.

i don't like the idea of my partner carrying all the load but at the same time i leaned more to the submissive role of the relationship.

so yeah, i choose my octo boi 🐙

7. what would floyd's nickname be for you?

still shrimpy cuz im short 😔

8. and rook's?

idk man mademoiselle creator of art i guess??? or some art related nicknames.

9. what twst character(s) are you most like (personality-wise)

idia is just me but minus the brains the handsome face 😔

10. which subject(s) do you think you would excel at?

if i suck in science and in pe in real life, then there's no way im gonna excel in alchemy and flight.

so i think i'll be great in history.

11. what club would you join?

im no musician but I WOULD DIE JUST TO JOIN THE LIGHT MUSIC CLUB (or pop music club whatever)

they don't really do anything much other than eat snacks or chat and i want to chill with the music bois

and if we're gonna perform i'll just play my little kalimba.

12. how do you think you would survive in twisted wonderland/what would your life be like in general?

i'm an emotional trainwreck so at some point i will overblot in my life. whether I'm at school, work, in the sea or sand, wherever and whenever— it's gonna happen to me.

if somehow i survive my overblot, i guess i'll be fine. if I have great friends and family who will support me and if i put effort into everything and i think I'll be alright.

13. [optional!] what would your unique magic be?

honestly this is giving me the same problem i had with "what's ur bnha quirk?!?"

since i chose beastman in the first question, i thought it would be funny if my unique magic is being a 'copycat'.

like i can copy everyone's unique magic and use it as an advantage to find what's their strongest and weakest points.

or if we're tasked to battle as a team, i can copy one of my member's unique magic so it doubles our power and defense. it's really helpful especially if they are powerful.

Now @eemerald-eyes @eriange @dovechil its ur turn ✨

[dendrophalaen]

can we talk about baldur's gate i've been dying to talk about baldur's gate

(spoilers below, mostly about act 3 and the ending)

i'm sure these points have already been discussed MANY times and by people who are better at articulating their words than i am. BUT I GOTTA TALK ABOUT THIS STUPID GAME CONSUMING MY MIND (brain worms (real) (tadpole) (not clickbait))

very rambly

i am a cut content truther

i did not play Early Access but bring daisy back!! i think she is more interesting than what the guardian became

daisy can still be the manifestation of the tadpole and the guardian is there to steer you away from its influence. plus down by the river gets to make sense again

obviously the guardian is the emperor, who does have an interest in convincing you to embrace the tadpole powers in canon HOWEVER. in my silly little fanon, the emperor wants you sane and/or manipulatable enough to work with him to defeat the elder brain, so he would discourage the use of the tadpole

why would he NEED tav to be a mind flayer too? 🤨 like buddy what if i'm a STRONGER rogue illithid than you are and i ruin your plans?

there should've been actual consequences for consuming tadpoles/using the powers (even with the emperor's/orpheus' protection) → as in: you start to lose control and your sense of self because you are accelerating ceremorphosis

not sure how that would work game mechanics-wise, but it gives more weight to the dilemma of choosing to use the tadpole or not than just "raaa i am upholding my morals and values i want to stay 100% non-illithid raaaa" (which i think is a valid reason but feels a bit flimsy)

speaking of orpheus, i think he should've had a more active role earlier on in the story than being reserved for the very very end, whether that be actually being freed from his prison or just a way for tav to interact with him

just some way of getting to know him better instead of just taking voss' and lae'zel's word for his character (i guess taking the gamble on if orpheus is trustworthy IS part of the story and my tav was stupid enough to do that, but i feel like there are many companions/other tavs who would rather make a more informed decision) lol

emperor... what a guy (it/he)

it would've been so funny to play up his straight man/Only Sane Man role, especially for a tav who is easily distracted off doing side-quests

no fun allowed (emperor) vs yes fun allowed (daisy)

anyway he is SO frustrating like he says he's Special and not like other mind flayers because he still has his personality, but at the same time he says "i can't help it i'm a mind flayer"

WELL WHICH IS IT (this may be the point. to cast doubts over trusting his words. i am still allowed to hate it though)

was balduran already an asshole. is that why his personality stayed

ooohhh OOOOOHHH BALDURAN/ANSUR. WHY DO THEY GOTTA BE DIVORCED OLD MEN (affectionate)

dear ansur.... i'll always be your balduran....

I WOULD TREAT ANSUR RIGHT

(← dragonborn tav)

let me ride this undead dragon into battle just to kick the emperor's ass

SPEAKING OF kicking the emperor's ass, i hate how freeing orpheus makes the emperor throw a tantrum about trust and join the netherbrain

mfer i can trust you WHILE ALSO disliking the idea of imprisoning and exploiting a whole ass PERSON

YOU SAW WHAT I DID FOR NIGHTSONG

i've seen people speculate that it's because the emperor believes he has a higher chance of survival by siding with the netherbrain and willingly allows himself to be dominated by it

but i think it is so. stupid 😭 cmon man it can't just be two binary choices for you (get killed by orpheus vs join the netherbrain) i'm sure there's a secret third option we can work out

it would've made more sense to just have a fight in the astral plane right then and there over the netherstones (but he wouldn't initiate an unnecessary battle where he would be outnumbered lmao)

plus that choice/ending should've factored in more of what your relationship with the emperor was (making overall positive/cooperative choices over the course of the game → chance of convincing the emperor to stay on your side or something)

IT'S JUST SO SUDDEN

i had more things to say but i forgot them all. the emperor scrampled my brain and i would let him do it again

also i'm still early in act 1 in my dark urge playthrough, so i do not have thoughts on how durge aspects fit in with everything yet :]

i love this game i like to think about it

[feralnumberfive]

Okay this may be an odd ask, but are their any planes that you think that your blorbos would like, either in the sense that they’d just be interested in it or they’d actually want to fly it?

I'm so sorry to be answering this like three weeks after I got this, but I've spent time pondering this because I was so excited when I saw this ask! 💖 I saw this ask when I hopped on here during my break to make a post about the weather, and let me tell you when I saw this my heart soared (pun 100% intended). I've been trying to figure out what blorbos I want to use and what planes would best match their personality, what they would like to fly, and one that would be their favorite

You may be thinking "Pine, how does a plane match someone's personality?" 🤨 Very valid question, but performance, characteristics, handling, and role are important in aircraft and they all have their own unique "personalities" too oddly enough! I know I sound off my rocker for saying this, but trust me it's true

I'm going to use just three different characters because two of them came to my mind at the mention of "planes" and one because, well, he's the blorbo this blog is dedicated to! I'm not going to be very descriptive of these because then this post would be waaaay longer than it already is, so you're just going to have to trust me on my choices 👍

First we'll start off with none other than Mr. Luther Hargreeves!

Something neat about the show is that it actually shows us what kind of aircraft Luther is interested in! In his room we can see multiple aircraft models and paintings. From what I have seen these include a: Spitfire, B-24, B-52, Lancaster, A-36/P-51A, Ju-87, Short Sunderland, a handful of little made up airplane trinkets, and a USS Macon (ZRS-5) airship.

He also has a few rocket models, but I'm not really going to pay attention to those and more so focus on the planes instead. Excluding the last two items I mentioned, we can notice two interesting patterns amongst these aircraft models and paintings.

All of these models are of WWII aircraft, besides the B-52 and ZRS-5, so Luther really likes aircraft from WWII!

He likes Allied aircraft! The Ju-87 is the only Axis WWII aircraft out of the bunch. He especially loves Commonwealth aircraft. He has two different paintings of Spitfires, the Lancaster model, and the Short Sunderland model, which were all used by the Commonwealth (and sometimes other Allied countries but I'm not going to make it complicated)

So I'm going to give Luther the Supermarine Spitfire (no specific variant) for his favorite plane since he has three of them amongst the two paintings in his room.

I think Luther would then love to fly the X-15 since he likes space/rockets too and the X-15 is a rocket powered plane used by NASA

And finally, I think the Bristol Beaufighter best matches Luther's personality. The funny thing about this plane is that as soon as I saw this ask I knew I would be including Luther, and my mind immediately associated "Bristol Beaufighter" with Luther though I didn't know much about the plane. I knew of it, but didn't really know the role it played in the war so after looking it up, I think it fits him personality wise!

Next up is no one other than my beloved Armin Arlert!

For his favorite plane, I am going to give him the H-4 Hercules aka the "Spruce Goose" since he loves the ocean and was fascinated by flying things

A plane I think he'd want to fly is the Grumman Goose. Again, it's a floatplane but this one is way smaller than the Hercules and I think it would be fun to explore smaller bodies of water in. It can also land on land too so overall it's a neat little plane to explore in!

The plane I think best matches his personality is the E-2 Hawkeye. Like Armin, this aircraft isn't a fighter, but is instead used as an advanced battle management and strategic planner for its allies

And finally, the blorbo ever, Five Hargreeves!

He was a little bit difficult to choose for since he doesn't have anything related to aviation in his life besides causing the Hindenburg to crash, but since I've been interested in aviation for basically my entire life I know what planes boomers are attracted to lol

Five's favorite plane would be the P-51D Mustang since it's such a hotrod of an aircraft and a fantastic fighter. Like I said about boomers, this is a plane that they love (gotta be 100% honest nearly every avgeek loves the Mustang) Five wants a 1970s Corvette Stingray and while this may not be from the same era, hotrods and WWII fighter planes go together like bread and butter so I think he'd love it. The P-51 is also a timeless aircraft, just like how Five is like a timeless person (lol)

As for the plane I think he'd want to fly, it would be the Hawker Hunter. I think Five would like something that can go fast but also something that isn't too flashy but is still a classic aircraft. I think Five would also appreciate this old plane, that is certainly outdated, but is actually still used to participate in combat just like him

Lastly, and I hate to be that person but I'm totally going to be that person, I think the F-22 Raptor matches Five personality wise. I feel like this is too obvious of a plane to give to Five (I was actually going to give him the Me 163 for this one) but I feel that the most deadly assassin in his world deserves the (potentially) most deadly plane in our world. The F-22 is stealthy, fast, extremely agile, extremely maneuverable, and just like Five it can kill without ever being seen by the enemy. If it does have to engage in close combat, it is a fearsome opponent and almost always has the upper hand

The fun thing about this is that there are sooooo many other aircraft that would match these characters too so the possibilities are almost endless. Thank you so much for this fun ask, and I am so sorry for not being able to answer it until now! If I ever want to ask my doctor about an autism diagnosis and they ask why, I am going to show them this post 🫶

[chqnified]

Thank you for the tag @abiaswreck <33

Sorry it took me so long to do. Tagging @niche-bitch @anautumncarol if you both want to do it, no pressure though <3

1. Birthday?

24/7 ... I love using it as a pun.

2. Favorite color?

Black would be the overall agreed colour. But here are a few parts favourite colours: Felix is blue, Isla is lilac, Echo is blue, Avi is black, Celia is blue, Dani is red.

Mine is red and black.

3. How tall are you?

5"7 irl.

4. How many pair of shoes to you own?

2, one pair of regular black converse and a pair of Dr martens max platforms. I also have a pair of cheer shoes, but it'd break my brain to wear them outside after being conditioned to never step foot outside of the gym of competitions with them lol

5. Favorite song?

Favourite song of all time, Side effects by skz.

6. Favorite movie?

The Call

7. Who would be your ideal partner?

My current partner. Caring, understanding, funny and attentive. They literally remember the tiniest of things I would have randomly told them about months ago and I find that endearing tbh.

8. Do you want children?

Yes. I'd adopt 3 children I think. Definitely at least one child. Sounds cringey, but I want to give them the world yk...

9. Have you gotten in trouble with the law?

Nope.

10. What color socks are you wearing?

Black. I only own black long socks, or black / white sports socks.

11. Favorite type of music?

K-pop and Alternative. But, tbh, as a system, our music taste is very varied.

12. How many pillows do you sleep with?

3.... But..... I was supposed to get rid of the third as I was bought a replacement pillow for one of my old ones..... But I'm hoping nobody will notice I kept it.

13. What position do you sleep in?

On my side or stomach

14. What don’t you like when you’re sleeping?

Any lights on. The glow in the dark stars on our wall are fine, but light as in sunlight, lights, screen light, lamp light or even you know the tiny lil lights on machines that signals they're on standby or whatever. Really annoys me. Oh, also noise, that isn't my music from earpods.

15. Have you tried archery?

Yes. I wasn't too bad at it actually.

16. Favorite fruit?

Lychees ? Mango is great too.

17. Are you a good liar?

Yes. Now see, most people would say I'm a bad liar, but being brutally honest, if I didn't want you to know truly, you wouldn't. I pick and choose. Also.... If you're labelled a bad liar, it makes it all the more easier lol.

I'd like to add, I don't go out of my way to deceive people to harm them or be shitty, I would do so to keep myself and the system safe. If you have to loose battles to win others in more important circumstances, that's what I'll do. I think tbh, it'd only make sense if you lived my life

18. What’s your personality type?

Istp apparently

19. Innie or outie?

20. Left or right handed?

Right handed, left footed.

21. Favorite food?

Hash brown with ketchup

22. Favorite foreign food?

Idk, I love pretty much most Chinese and Greek food ig. It's so good 🤨

23. Are you clean or messy?

I'm very pedantic, everything has its place, shelves have to be dusted as well as skirtings, picture rail etc. So yeah clean. Tidying is also my way of taking my mind off things.

24. Most used phrase?

'your mum' 'bestie' 'slay' 'so anyways'

.... I don't have any justifications.

25. How long does it take you to get ready?

Depends if I need a shower or to wash my hair. If I've showered the night before already, 30mins (including getting out of bed). If I need to shower and maybe wash my hair, 1h.

26. Do you talk to yourself?

Well. Yeah. But I mean, as parts, we're usually always around one another, so, I don't talk to myself often.

27. Do you sing to yourself?

Rarely.

28. Are you a good singer?

Ask the neighbors.

29. Biggest fear?

Being hated. Loosing everyone.

30. Are you a gossip?

No. I don't have the energy. Our only gossips are Aris, Echo and potentially Erin.

31. Long or short hair?

Long for a boy, short for a girl. Depends on what stereotypes you're basing it on.

32. Favorite school subject?

Biology and stats.

33. Extrovert or introvert?

Introvert

34. What make you nervous?

Depends on the day. But loud noises, especially loud unexpected noises are anxiety inducing for me

35. Who was your first crush?

Uhmmmmm I think it was one of my 'boyfriend''s older sister.... I was 6 or 7 at the time, leave me alone.

36. How many piercings do you have?

Only 2 currently but will be getting some more between now and the end of summer.

37. How many tattoos do you have?

None, but I really want to get some

38. How fast can you run?

Faster than an ostrich. Definitely.

39. What color is your hair?

Light brown

40. What color are your eyes?

Blue

41. What makes you angry?

Really random things. Probably big hypocrites the most though. oh and when people have opinions on something they have no knowledge about/ done no research on.... And refuse to listen to someone who knows about it more than them

42. Do you like your name?

Birth name no. Collective name (Charlie) all of us don't mind/like the name. The system name (Eleutheria) we all chose it out together, so definitely love the name, it has a lot of meaning for us. Our individual names, most of us picked out our own name so again yes.

44. What are your strengths?

I can accurately adjust myself according to my surroundings/environment/people I'm with to fit in without thinking.

45. What are your weaknesses?

I get too attached to people. I'm also extremely emotionally erratic

46. What’s the color of your bedspread?

Grey

47. What’s the color of your room?

My room carpet is aqua blue, my walls are light grey and white, my curtains are dark grey. My bedsheets vary, blu, grey or lilac. So overall. Blue / grey

[lifeasatargetedindividual]

My enemies: "You're fighting a losing battle."

Me: "If that's the case, then shut up about it and let me find out on my own. Seems more to me like you're growing a little intimidated over the steps and leap of effort I'm now putting into this." 🤔🤨

This is MY life, and at the end of the day, I'm the only one who has to live it, not those looking in from the outside who choose to share their daily dose of criticism and discouragement. The fact my life was completely hijacked out of my control during a time when I'd finally gotten on my own two feet and was doing much better for myself will never sit well with me. Lynn Brinley knew exactly what he was doing when he had my name added into the TSDB. Despite my past, NOTHING started happening to me until AFTER he made his threat that he would destroy my life. A coincidence? I think not. What stands out even more, he felt so "wronged" by someone he'd met online, yet where was that same intense hatred when it came to his ex Katy Childers, a woman he knew from online AND in real life who he claimed wronged him and played his feelings? Allegedly, he hates her guts and even went so far as to make a video over how narcissistic of a person he believes her to be. Yet did he have HER name added onto the list? Did he threaten to wreck her life as he had threatened me? Nope. Why? Because Katie Childers has the same connections he does, THAT'S why. She even managed to, at the time of their fallout, get his probation violated. Like geez, you'd think he'd have more beef with a woman who fucked around in his REAL life, rather than some chic from online who never even knew where he lived. And let's not forget Tiffany Moser, another woman he knew online and in real life and had sexual relations with, and another woman he tried to have labeled as "narcissistic" after she made it clear she does not want to be with him. See the pattern? I guess all women who turn him down in any way are narcissists right? Yeah 🙄 Out of all the times he claimed she did him wrong as well, where was that same outrage toward her that he expressed towards me? She, like Katie, is also a free woman. And I'd be a fool not to mention Louise, his ex-wife who not only divorced him but also took custody of their child from him and only let him see her when she wanted to? These are all women who did worse to him than I ever could. My only "crime"? Challenging and defeating his so-called "gangster manhood" on an online forum. I suppose the shit hits differently when I can see through you, even from online, and can cut you down with TRUTH rather than the typical lies trolls use to try and bury you. I will never forgive him, because he went into complete overkill mode just to make a point over who has the biggest balls! You can't go after the women who totally screwed you over in your REAL LIFE, making you out as the biggest punk ever, but you can go after a girl online you never even met and KNEW had no protection, no connections and a history of being used and abused by others. We both did each other wrong, but did you ever catch me running around trying to find ways to make you miserable? Did you ever catch me trying to involve other people to get back at you? Never once. Why? Because I'm a SOLO fighter, unlike you, I don't need a crowd to beef me up and make me feel better about myself. That's why even with all the enemies you've gained me, I'm STILL shining bright. THAT is the true story. Just wait till it's all been exposed and it's forever over, you're going to have a very rude awakening, and it's going to cost you EVERYTHING. You started this war, now I'm going to finish it, not just for myself but for ALL T.I.'s, especially those who are survivors of a cruel revenge, like me. Just you wait. Should've just personally came after me yourself. This one's gonna cost you majorly.

[pugs-cats-bb-8]

Vanilla-Madarame

*I note anytime I see an unvoiced conversation.

**I can only react to what I've seen. Which means some things will be talked about later or earlier than usual.

If Ann could kick him from across the table, she would.

Nobody's going to be near Morgana tonight. Not with all those beans.

Unvoiced conversation.

The whole buffet getting food is unvoiced.

Fish, dessert, meat and rice 🤨🤨. Fish, meat and rice would be noraml on their own, but add in dessert. Maybe if it's a savoury one.

Unvoiced table conversation.

Unvoiced conversation.

If Ren doesn't eat well, what does he eat then?

I really hate that you have to switch from caps. Most keyboards know to switch after the first letter.

My first playthrough, my name was in all caps. So, every time someone said my name, it looked like they were yelling my name.

"Don't you have school tomorrow? I'm tired, so let's go to sleep". 🤣🤣 Morgana is definitely a cat.

Igor sounds real thrilled.

Unvoiced conversation.

Principal potato and her 🙄🙄.

Mishima doesn't know personal space. I may not like him, but at least he doesn't leak your record with ill intent.

No phone call after meet-ups. (Forgot to put that in the first part).

Unvoiced conversation.

The mini cactus used to be bought at the flower shop Shibuya? I think they moved it to the Shinjuku flower shop.

Also, there was a record store instead of a sports store.

"A prize would be great"! So would not dropping dead from a heart attack, Morgana.

Elizabeth as a possible answer 🤣🤣.

The sun on Ryuji's shoes.

How'd Morgana get up there?

I don't know what it says about me, that I prefer Akechi over Makoto.

The thing on the top of the screen is different.

The car sounds are different.

Same with the ending battle noise.

Unvoiced conversation after winning.

I like to play the options in Mementos differently depending on person. For people who didn't do much, I let them go. For others, they get a harsher option. Unless it requires a softer one. Sometimes the harsh option isn't right and your teammates tell you to ease up. There are some people who deserve the harsher option.

Now I remember why I took Morgana out of the lineup.

Unvoiced conversation.

Unvoiced conversation.

Different wording on the question.

Different answer.

Different test questions.

Morgana won't let you get it wrong. Also makes you redo all the questions if you miss one.

I always thought there was a time limit on choosing answers.

That font is weird.

Different questions and no essay one.

Different questions.

Different questions.

They stuck Maruki right in there.

Unvoiced conversation.

How does anybody not hear Yusuke's keys jingling?

I like the cat picture.

The 16th became a Maruki question.

Unvoiced conversation.

Why is the train conversation not voiced?

Unvoiced conversation.

So who put the request up?

That painting is beautiful.

If Sayuri is not Yusuke's mom's name, then where does it come from?

Unvoiced conversation.

If you break the smashy nearest the skylight, the first time, you enter Madarame's palace. It will never grow back.

No smashy on the top thing when you enter.

No, "Hey, that looks stronger than what I have. Mind if I use it"? Line.

No shadows when you walk in.

Unvoiced conversation.

Unvoiced conversation.

Unvoiced conversation.

Unvoiced conversation.

I think Yusuke should've said that from the start.

Unvoiced conversation.

Unvoiced conversation.

I like Tokyo Emergency.

They changed it from a Shiisaa to a Ame-No-Uzme with Frei.

I really wish they made those lasers easier to see.

I love that the controller doesn't register Ren's movements sometimes, so you just run into the lasers. Well, on Royal, that is. I don't know if this problem came from Vanilla or is Royal exclusive.

I prefer if Morgana has kitty teeth, instead of human teeth.

Less lasers where the grappling hook would be used.

They added more lasers to implement the grappling hook, so Ren could do dramatic flips. 🤣🤣 I love it.

I don't think I've gotten that smashy behind the statue. Unless I have and don't remember it.

Different wall colours, different layout, more enemies.

Unvoiced conversation.

There's only an enemy on Ann's side.

Morgana's just casually dancing on top of the gold vase.

He backflips instead of reeling back and saying "Damn it".

Ryuji had 8 bullets. Royal has 3.

"They run very fast". With what legs, Morgana? They more float fast, or fly fast.

If you can convince one to join you. My dude, they join you no matter what. You don't have to convince them.

Added a saferoom. Wait, they just moved it up.

Different layout.

Different layout.

One enemy instead of two. Make that 3.

Stairs leading to where you would use the grappling hook.

Damn, enemies are jumpy! Kinda reminds me of Strikers.

Treasure Demons were weak to more than one element?

Also, how can you see the weakness without trying out all the elements?

3 enemies instead of 2 and a red one.

Red shadows spawn 5 enemies? I was expecting Shiki-Ouji.

Treasure chest.

A button behind the painting.

I love how they stop you from tagging the saferoom till after you check out the gold building.

Different sound for the pretty doors opening.

Unvoiced conversation.

I didn't get a Shiisaa till Okinawa in Strikers. I don't think it's in Royal. (It's not).

Unvoiced conversation.

How tired can you be that doing a crossword is too much?

No matter what Ryuji says or does. He is a true friend.

Unvoiced conversation.

Different wording.

Ann's acting🤣🤣.

She just pulls him in. 🤣🤣.

Unvoiced conversation.

Unvoiced conversation.

I love the couches. They look so comfy.

Ann saved Yusuke from being called fried tofu 🤣🤣.

Shadow in front of the statue isn't a red one.

Different layout.

4 enemies instead of 2.

I love how if you turn around in the vents, you can see that there's nobody behind you. 🤣🤣.

Unvoiced conversation.

Unvoiced conversation.

There's Shiki-Ouji.

You get Media instead of a blank skill card.

I wish you could turn off the lasers in Royal. I have trouble seeing them even with Third Eye.

I will forever love when you're being chased. He just kicks open the door. 😍😍😍.

What is that encounter rate for Treasure Demons?

I love how multiple enemies come out of red shadows.

He presses buttons with the side of his fist/wrist.

Paintings did not change.

Different layout.

I'm not sure how you hide behind those cushy couches.

There's more bathrooms? So they took out the other bathrooms.? And a shadow is just waiting for you in the lady's room?

I see where the second will seed was added.

The door's not hidden.

Different layout.

Different layout.

Different layout.

Nice camera view.

How early do you get Harisen Recover? In Royal, it's Rank 6 or 7.

You're running on fumes by the time you end Madarame's palace in a day.

So many fucking shadows at the end.

Unvoiced conversation.

They moved the hook room across the palace.

I thought the calling cards were made of thicker paper.

I think they stand further back in Royal. Or maybe it's a different camera view.

Unvoiced conversation.

Unvoiced conversation.

What the fuck? He goes from paintings to dude, back to paintings, back to dude. So a 4 phase fight. Fuck me. And I thought the Royal fight was tough.

(NG+ you just bum rush the second phase with 3rd sem weapons and hope he doesn't get a lucky hit or crit in. 4 clones taking pot shots at you is kinda dangerous).

Ren swearing is cute.

My first playthrough Yusuke died and I didn't heal him, so Yusuke didn't get to see Madarame get defeated.

Unvoiced conversation.

"We have too many dudes". "Shall, I dress as a woman"? 🤣🤣.

One whole question instead of a three-part question.

Unvoiced conversation.

Uh, Maid Watch 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️. Why is Sweet playing? That just makes it even creepier. I wonder how this scene goes in Japanese?

Great... Makoto 😠😠😠.

Unvoiced conversation.

That uniform is ugly.

Who thought to put purple and yellow together?

Slight different question. I misread Herlock as Hemlock.

Royal added the "punish me more".

Added a third option in the velvet room.

Morgana won't let you keep seeing the movie. 🤣🤣. Oh, but if Ryuji wants to see it. He'll let you go.

Rainy days, when the Treasure Demons come out to play.

Same theme, different question.

Did they tone down Takemi's sadism a bit?

No R.5 romance flag unless they moved it in Royal.

I've never used the patches Takemi sells. I just use items or spells to heal.

Why does the crossword take up a time slot?

"We'll come out more charming than before". I don't think you're going in the bath with me, Morgana. Maybe he's talking to the player?

"You're even more handsome than before". So, I guess he's going to knock Akechi dead, then.

Unvoiced conversation.

Never tell your friends about Mementos Missions and not do them. They'll never leave you alone.

I mean, Morgana does the same thing. But I can live with him. I don't like constantly getting texts saying "We should go to Mementos".

They added the "I carry Morgana in my bag" thing in Royal.

Ren probably has a beefy left shoulder.

Different question.

"I feel like I can call whenever I want since I'm full of Guts". 🤣🤣

And Sojiro doesn't find it odd that you're using that phone?

"I don't have any friends". Says the man with three friends and a cat.

Yusuke just invites himself.

No extra conversation with Ryuji about changing uniforms.

Either the music randomly cuts out or the video I'm watching got copy righted.

How can he tell if you're a patient or not?

No romance flag for R7.

First, Sojiro tells you, that you don't look half bad. Then, Yusuke's talking about you broad shoulders.🤨 Does everybody want you?

Unvoiced conversation.

Unvoiced conversation.

Different question, similar topic.

Unvoiced conversation.

How the fuck did we only dream in black and white until colour TV was invented?

Unvoiced conversation.

Unvoiced conversation.

Madarame's palace- Multiple sections are different. Prefer Royal.