#chorb

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

guys im laughign so hard at this like

okay backstory is that @gallusrostromegalus​ bought a truly buckwild amount of stuff for holiday sale/guest room decoration so i thought itd be nice to make/include a few lil bonuses into the order right? 

So I sewed another chorb on the train and he turned out pretty good if a little lopsided. Fairly easy to put a pack together to start and finish the project on a 2 hour train, you just need the cut darts, felt accessories, some pins, fabric glue, stuffing, thread, needle and scissors right?

he’s got a lil goofy face. pogchamp.

but the funny thing about the creation of the train chorb is THIS selfie

where it looks like I’m using this little creature, this little creation by mine own hand, as a 

got damn wizard orb/ magic focus 

casting beams and casting beams and casting beams of chicken I guess??? I spose I’ve always been whatever artificer class is irl but this is fucken hilarious to me. 

[valdevia]

Photograph of a strange chicken born in 2002 in a farm in Essex, which had several extra heads and limbs that matured at different rates. Nicknamed "Chorb", it became a local media sensation. It only lived for 6 months. There are no other known cases of this mutation.

[floweringglass]

I'll have to take better photos at some point with actual sun, but finished chicken orb! Thanks to @theshitpostcalligrapher for the inspiration- and you should totally go check out the plushies and other art people have made, think she has a long post with several but I am not awake enough right now to find it.

[mayaisuu]

The chorb language

[murderacademia]

Chorb font

[crispcrackle]

could you draw Charles Cuevas ? your artstyle is amazing btw

thank u :D

[bleuflowerfields]

chorb.

[sotogalmo]

5:05

Imma curse you DRDT eaters of my blog, with my cursed art I did of them in Therapy. Non dominant hand, no pinky too.

Oh. And this old drawing of David, on my Smart Fridge. I think in the style of NNSG

[aizuxq]

chorb

chorb

[ormspryde]

Today's sketch, a chicken orb. Why is it floating? Why is it emitting cyan worms? Let's not inquire too closely.

[ID: A pixel drawing of a very round chicken floating in midair and emitting glowing lines. /ID]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Chorb spotted in the wild (HomeGoods).

submitted by @mcdoogledork

YESSSSSSS

[icannotgetoverbirds]

chorb...

[floweringglass]

Sir Chorb the Second

[crocutaborealis]

Pebble in chorb mode

[stickersgeorg]

Stickers from @theshitpostcalligrapher !!! I love them so much and I've gifted a bunch :D

[999aethers]

free him, he misses chorbther