#house md hc

[realbeefman]

if chase was a werewolf and s1 foreman found out he would put chase down instantly no questions asked. however if s8 foreman found out he would just straight up let chase eat people in the hospital as long as he was polite about it and cleaned up after himself

[housetenisballs]

House before meeting wilson to me is like the popular smart guy who's kind of an asshole, has so much rizz and yet has never in a serious relationship or had any interest in people –until wilson. Wilson is 1 in 3000 who managed to catch Gregory House's interest. He's naturally a curious person, but with wilson, for some reason, he's so invested. I think house is aware of his attachment to this guy who's seemingly the opposite to his personality yet the only one who gets how his brain works. In the Repression MD show, we know they have Issues™ though from what i see house is more likely to be aware of his attraction to the same sex than wilson. He never blatantly denies he's not straight. So at a fundamental level, although he doesn't have a name or doesn't want to give it a name, House is aware that he feels something about wilson that he never felt about anyone like that before. And i know it's a bit reductive to describe their relationship using tropes but house is in a he fell first kind of situation. I just can't stop thinking about house & wilson's getting to know each other phase because i can imagine the repressed sexual tension in their interactions must've been sooo suffocating that even strangers suddenly need a breather whenever they're around. 

[2ooled]

if you hate cuddy dni because i hate you. anyways here are some cute hc things i made for my own viewing pleasure 🫶

[michaelealys]

+ maybe rb after voting id like to know the peoples opinions totally not for fic reasons nooo

[hilsonmybeloved]

house would take photos like this in x-rays then send them to people when they piss him off

[malpracticinghomosexual]

i haven’t been very active on here bc i’ve been drawing other ~non house related things~ but i really want to so my asks are open for requests or if anyone just wants to say hello :) !

[livepoultryfreshkilled]

in my opinion at around 38 chase took estrogen hrt for long enough to grow breasts then stopped. never explains why either. hes just like i don't have any boobs foreman youre going crazy you're insane. i think you're hallucinating. i think you're having guilt based hallucinations because you know thirteen is dying. and he gets him to believe it too

[atomicradiogirl]

i can’t find my old hilson proposal post about the down low but as i’m rewatching this episode i realized that wilson ACTUALLY DOES propose to house with a wedding band. not like a diamond ring but it’s probably one of wilson’s old rings or he literally bought one just for this. god they’re so insane. i love them

[grxffiti-on-your-grave]

house's autism this house's autism that yes cool good but what about wilson's autism. how about his. that guy's wild. what about wilson's autism

[osinthewhite]

I've made a mistake of talking about my special interest to a man

"Umm I don't think Wilson and House are really gay... also what you said about Wilson being just as insane as House doesn't sound true. I haven't watched the show but-"

EXACTLY. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT. SO SHUT UP.

[realbeefman]

allison “did you ever love me?” “i don’t know!” cameron i diagnose you with being more in love with the idea of being married than with your actual husband

[thutner]

“ my first memory of you is when you got fired as #6. ”

“ my second memory of you is when you reappeared as #9. ”

“ my third is when you set that patient on fire trying to restart her heart. ”

“ later on, i was the one you confided in.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ about your parents.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ about what happened to them.”

“ and i always felt there was more to talk about. i wish we had more time. ”

[junipum]

wilson cries more on his period and house almost kills five patients a week instead of just one

[yourfaveisomegaverse]

Dr. Gregory House from House is an Omega

[couldtransitionsaveher]

DR. GREGORY HOUSE from HOUSE MD

JUSTIFICATION:

"House is known for his deductive reasoning skills but gets confrontational when anyone analyzes him and his inexhaustible supply of self loathing/pity, plus he routinely reaffirms his gender in a way that borders on confrontational. That said, transition would not have made House a *better* person, but she'd be way hotter and more interesting." - @pretentiouslimericks

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[there-is-only-air]

forever dying on the hill which is hate yourself by tv girl is completely hilson coded, house's pov being angsty asf and pining hard

like come on

totally wilson coded to try to love someone or lie to himself that he does just bc they love him. self sacrificing so someone else is happy, but it wouldn't end up happy as much as he tried

wilson going from person to person trying to be satisfied in a relationship but never finding it. distracting himself from how he feels abt himself by finding different people who like him enough to have sex with him house feeling like wilson would date anyone before even thinking about dating him. house is always the one who stayed no matter what

wilson's history of cheating/admitting/then breaking up. even doing the 'admirable' thing of fessing up but it doesn't make him feel any better