#christmas rp starters

[stelacole]

christmas songs sentence starters

﹡ ❝ last christmas, i gave you my heart﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ jingle all the way. ❞ ﹡ ❝ you better watch out. you better not cry. ❞ ﹡ ❝ christmas tree has been built﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ all i want for christmas is you﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i'll be home for christmas. ❞ ﹡ ❝ i'll have a blue christmas without you. ❞ ﹡ ❝ have yourself a merry little christmas. ❞ ﹡ ❝ what a bright time, it's the right time﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ frosty the snowman, was a jolly happy soul. ❞ ﹡ ❝ have a happy holiday. ❞ ﹡ ❝ christmas land is the human mind's empire where peace reigns. ❞ ﹡ ❝ let it snow﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ santa claus is coming to town. ❞ ﹡ ❝ he's gonna find out who's naughty or nice. ❞

﹡ ❝ he knows if you've been bad or good﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ out of all the reindeers you know you are the mastermind. ❞ ﹡ ❝ run rudolph. run﹗ ❞

[bassettmemes]

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! a collection of sentence starters and prompts to inspire holiday/wintery interactions. trigger warnings for mentions of food and drink. 

❝ are you really playing christmas music already? it’s barely november! ❞

❝ come on, get in the spirit! dance with me. ❞ 

❝ if we’re having turkey for thanksgiving dinner, i’m not eating. the bird always looks at me funny and i’m not eating stuffing that’s been stuffed up a butt. ❞ 

❝ are you going to come sledding with us? it’ll be fun! ❞

❝ we can put up the christmas lights tonight! ❞

❝ i don’t want to be a grinch, but untangling lights isn’t exactly my favorite pastime. ❞

❝ let’s wear matching ugly christmas sweaters to the party! ❞ 

❝ do you think this eggnog is spiked? ❞ 

❝ don’t tell anyone, but, i spiked the eggnog. ❞ 

❝ you’re who i want to kiss at midnight on new year’s eve. ❞

❝ pucker up! you got caught under the mistletoe. ❞

❝ i didn’t know what to get you. i hope you like it. ❞ 

❝ you got me [insert gift here]? i love it. ❞

❝ please tell me that’s not a puppy yipping from the box... ❞

❝ isn’t it a little cliche to get engaged on christmas? ❞ 

❝ we always watch grandma got run over by a reindeer. it’s tradition! ❞

❝ i was sucking on this candy cane and accidentally made a weapon... ❞

❝ did you remember to get carrots to leave out for the reindeer? ❞

❝ i loved christmas as a kid, but i haven’t felt the magic in a long time... ❞

❝ do you want to bake cookies with me? ❞

SEND A WORD FOR A PROMPT. add + REVERSE to switch up who does what.

[ SKATES ] for sender and receiver to go ice skating.

[ COCOA ] for sender and receiver to get hot chocolate at a winter festival.

[ FESTIVAL ] for sender and receiver to go to a winter carnival. 

[ ICE ] for receiver to slip on some ice while walking with sender. 

[ FROSTY ] for sender and receiver to build a snowman.

[ ANGEL ] for sender and receiver to make snow angels.

[ MISTLETOE ] for sender and receiver to find themselves under the mistletoe.

[ TREE ] for sender and receiver to decorate the christmas tree. 

[ PRESENTS ] for receiver to open a present from sender. (bonus points for saying what the present is.) 

[ GRINCH ] for receiver’s reaction to sender not being in the holiday spirit. 

[ KITCHEN ] for sender and receiver to make a mess in the kitchen while cooking the holiday feast.

[ MIDNIGHT ] for sender to kiss receiver at midnight on new year’s eve. 

[ TIMES SQUARE ] for sender and receiver to watch the ball drop.

[astroprompts]

✧ —𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐒

[ send +reverse for the roles to be swapped, when applicable ]

🌲: for our muses to go out and buy/cut down a Christmas tree

🎄: for our muses to decorate a Christmas tree together

🎁: for my muse to receive a gift from your muse

🛒: for our muses to go holiday shopping together

⛸️: for our muses to go out ice skating together

🔔: for our muses to deck the halls

🎵: for our muses to go caroling

🎅: for our muses to write letters to Santa Claus

✒️: for my muse to write a holiday letter to your muse

☕: for my muse to offer your muse a cup of hot chocolate

📺: for our muses to watch a holiday movie together

🥂: for my muse to offer yours some spiked eggnog (or other alcoholic beverage)

🍪: for our muses to bake holiday cookies together

🍽️: for our muses to cook/eat a holiday meal together

🌟: for our muses to wish upon a shooting star

❄️: for our muses to get stuck inside during a snow storm

⛄: for our muses to build a snowman together

🎀: for my muse to help your muse wrap gifts

⚡: for our muses to lose power in the middle of a snow storm

💋: for our muses to share a kiss under the mistletoe

🛷: for our muses to go on a sleigh ride

🔥: for our muses to cozy up in front of the fireplace

🧣: for my muse to give yours their scarf/jacket to keep warm

[promptfairy]

❥     𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐘    [   𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂    ]   .

change gendered language   &   add context to your needs . happy roleplaying !!  ♡

“   last christmas ,   i gave you my heart .   ” “   i kept my distance ,   but you still caught my eye .   ” “   tell me ,   do you recognize me ??   ” “   now i know what a fool i’ve been .   ” “   if you kissed me now ,   i know you’d fool me again .   ” “   i was hiding from you   &   your soul of ice .  ” “   my god ,   i thought you were someone to rely on .   ” “   i guess i was just a shoulder to cry on .   ” “   now i’ve found a real love ;   you’ll never fool me again .  ” “   i thought you were here to stay .   ” “   how could you love me for only a day ??   ” “   i thought you were someone special .   ” “   i don’t want a lot for christmas .   ” “   i don’t care about the presents underneath the christmas tree .   ” “   i just want you for my own ,   more than you could ever know .   ” “   make my wish come true .   ” “   all i want for christmas is you .   ” “   i won’t even wish for snow .   ”

“   i’m just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe .   ” “   i’m feeling christmas all around .   ” “   it’s hard to focus when i see him walking across the room .   ” “   i’m avoiding every mistletoe until i know it’s true love .   ” “   i want to let you unwrap me .   ” “   this year ,   i’ve got to be smart .   ” “   later ,   we’ll have some pumpkin pie   &   do some caroling .   ” “   in the meadow ,   we can build a snowman .   ” “   it’s the most wonderful time of the year .   ” “   you are my home for all seasons .   ” “   please don’t cry ,   it’s christmas .   ” “   i only want you under my mistletoe .   ” “   i might change your contact to   ‘  has a huge north pole .  ’   ” “   i’ve been a bad girl ,   i guess i’m getting coal .   ” “   let me come warm you up ,   you’ve been out in the snow .   ” “   you’re my wishlist .   ” “   looking at you’s got me thinking christmas .   ” “   it’s been a long ,   hard year .   ”

“   let’s hope the snow will make christmas right .   ” “   sure it’s madness ,   but it’s magic .   ” “   i just want a cozy little christmas here with you .   ” “   you’re the only one i’m wishing for .   ” “   we were dreamers not so long ago .   ” “   there’s no time to waste ;   there’s so much to celebrate .   ” “   tell me what’s on your wishlist ,   i wanna make it come true .   ” “   i don’t think i’m gonna make it through the winter ,   babe .   ” “   santa won’t bring you somebody who loves you more than me .   ” “   you’re gonna leave me all alone ??   on christmas ??   ” “   can’t we just snuggle underneath the tree by the fireplace ??   ” “   you know i make those cookies you like .   ” “   maybe this christmastime ,   you’ll finally realize that i could be the one to give you everything you want .   ” “   greeting cards have all been sent .   ” “   i still have one wish to make .   ” “   in my dreams ,   i’m christmasing with you .   ” “   every day is a holiday when i’m near to you .   ” “   if there is love in your heart   &   your mind ,   you will feel like christmas all the time .   ” “   merry christmas ,   darling .   ”

[memesofthevale]

holidays can be hard

❝hey, wanna spend the holiday along together?❞ ❝i wasn't really planning on doing anything this year...❞ ❝can't we just get along? just for today?❞ ❝i love you. please come home.❞ ❝fuck your family. let's party like its Y2K.❞ ❝your mom's a bitch, and her mash potatoes are always thick like paste.❞ ❝yeah, my mom kicked me out, but look a white christmas!❞ ❝i just don't want to spend the day alone this year.❞ ❝my family was never big on celebrating.❞ ❝go away, i don't like [holiday]❞ ❝did you really call my dad a cuck and throw a roll at him?❞ ❝i guess i should've known better than to trust you could be civil.❞ ❝please don't leave. you haven't opened your present yet.❞

[giving] sender shows up without warning to receiver's home to deliver a present knowing receiver has no one to celebrate with.

[taking] sender takes all the gifts from under receiver's tree and burns them.

[coal] sender gives receiver the cold shoulder, refusing to spend the holiday with them.

[blood] sender stands up for receiver when receiver's family is cruel.

[forget] sender forgets to come over to receiver's to spend time together on the holiday.

[unconditional] sender picks up receiver to take them to out as a distraction from old wounds left by family/friend/etc.

[jolly] receiver tries to cheer up sender after sender breaks down on the holiday.

[jolteon-rph]

WINTER / SEASONAL STARTERS.

A bundle of seasonal starters for winter, unrelated to any particular holiday.

Feel free to change the prompts and/or sentences as you see fit, or combine them to make a new prompt.

TW: Swearing/cussing.

Emoji prompts:

❄️: Our muses are caught out in the snow together.

⛸️: Our muses go ice-skating together (at an ice rink or frozen body of water).

🔥: Our muses make a bonfire together.

🏔️: Our muses take a winter hike together.

🛒: Our muses go winter shopping together.

🥾: Our muses go camping together in the snow.

✨: Our muses go stargazing together.

☃️: Our muses make a snow sculpture together.

🧥: My muse offers your muse their coat to keep them warm (add a ‘+’ for the reverse).

✋: My muse puts their cold hands onto your muses back to surprise them (add a ‘+’ for the reverse).

🌨️: My muse throws a snowball at your muse (add a ‘+’ for the reverse).

♨️: My muse offers your muse a warm beverage (add ‘+’ for the reverse).

🧤: My muse catches your muse as they’re about to slip on some ice (add ‘+’ for the reverse).

🧣: My muse gives your muse their scarf (add ‘+’ for the reverse).

Sentence prompts:

“It’s colder than a witches tit out here. Should’ve brought a coat.”

“Your face is all red from the cold...”

“Feel how cold my hands are! Feel them.”

“Aren’t you cold in just that? I’m freezing in my coat!”

“Maybe it’s time we head back inside... I think I’m going to catch a cold if we sit out here all night.”

“The snow is so pretty when its freshly fallen. Shame it gets ruined by the time everyone’s trodden in it.”

“It’s a bit nippy. You’re gonna need a scarf, at least.”

“I don’t feel the cold. I just power through it.”

“Maybe we could get some hot chocolate from that cafe, over there?”

“Are you looking forward to the new year?”

“I have a... slush on you. Or does ‘I glove you’ sound better?”

“Quit playing in the snow. We’re not kids.”

“The star’s are so pretty in the winter. I love it when the sky is so clear.”

“You know what? There’s... snow way out of winter... hehe.”

“What if I pelted you with a snowball. Would you cheer up then?”

“I think you need to get some better shoes. You’re gonna slip and slide all over the place in those things, with all the ice around.”

“I can’t stand how dark it gets, so early, this time of year!”

[untitledmemes]

Untitled Christmas Prompts

'Tis the season to be jolly! An assortment of prompts and starters for a variety of Christmas related situations. You decide who is Muse A and who is Muse B. In case of Multimuse, don't forget to specify which one/s. Adjust as necessary to fit pronoun and/or descriptor. Reblog, please do not repost or add.

[ Work ] Muse A found out that they have to work on Christmas day. Muse B shows up to spend the day with them.

[ Single ] It's Muse A's first Christmas alone. With Muse B around, it's not going to stay that way for long.

[ Lap ] Muse A gets home after a long Christmas day, only to find Muse B dressed as Santa in their living room. They motion for them to sit on their lap.

[ Expectation ] Muse A turns around, only to find Muse B waiting right behind them, holding a mistletoe over their heads and an expecting grin on their faces.

[ Taste ] Muse A can't go home for Christmas, so Muse B surprises them by making their favorite Christmas dish for dinner—the one that reminds Muse A home the most.

[ Double ] Muse A wears the proudest smile as they give their gift to Muse B, sure that they made the best, most original choice. It was only they opened their gifts together that Muse A found out Muse B got them the exact same gift!

[ Tease ] Muse A dons a brand new holiday themed lingerie, having planned out an very sexy Christmas eve for themselves and Muse B. They sit in the living room, expectedly waiting for Muse B to return home.

[ Warm ] Muse A and Muse B sit in front of the fireplace, drinking a hot beverage and getting to know each other better in this cozy setting.

[ Cold ] Muse A, the more experienced of the two, takes Muse B to go ice skating.

[ Dare ] Muse A and Muse B buy each other the ugliest, most bizzare Christmas sweaters they can find, daring each other to wear it for the entirety of Christmas day in public.

[ Celebrate ] Muse A throws a Christmas party! Why? Because all they wanted to get to see Muse B again.

[ Tree ] Muse A arrived late and all the trees are sold out! When they tell that to Muse B, they do everything in their power to get them one in time for Christmas.

[ Snow ] Muse A and Muse B got into a friendly competition: Who can build the best Christmas snowman this year?

[ Crumbs ] After baking too many cookies for their volunteer work on Christmas, Muse A decides to make a personal delivery of what's left to Muse B's house.

[ Ouch ] Muse A and Muse B find themselves meeting in the last place they'd expected on Christmas eve: The hospital.

[ Watch ] Muse A and Muse B decide to watch a Christmas movie marathon together.

[mimis-memes]

🍎  ｡:*• ─ CHRISTMAS PICK-UP LINES SENTENCE STARTERS.      ›    ( a compilation of various christmas/holiday-themed pick-up lines taken from various sources, for muses who are feeling flirty this holiday season !  feel free to adjust them to better fit your muses.   note: numbers 21 to 40 can be nsfɯ, so please read at your own risk ! )

nice & funny : 1.    ❝ There’s snow one like you ! ❞ 2.    ❝ When we met, it was love at frost sight ! ❞ 3.    ❝ I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you. ❞ 4.    ❝ Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice ! ❞ 5.    ❝ Are you Christmas ?  Because I want to merry you. ❞ 6.    ❝ There's snow place like your arms this Christmas ! ❞ 7.    ❝ Do you live in an igloo ?  Because you're pretty cool ! ❞ 8.    ❝ I didn’t think I was a snowman, but you just made me melt. ❞ 9.    ❝ If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you. ❞ 10.  ❝ I’ll be home for Christmas — and I want you to come with me. ❞ 11.  ❝ You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree ! ❞ 12.  ❝ I don’t need Christmas lights, you’re already shining so bright ! ❞ 13.  ❝ The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart. ❞ 14.  ❝ Let’s drink some hot tea in the snow. After all, ‘Teas the Season ! ❞ 15.  ❝ I don’t have a Christmas list, because you’re already the best gift. ❞ 16.  ❝ It’s the season of giving, so you should give me your phone number. ❞ 17.  ❝ Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree ?  Because you’re a star ! ❞ 18.  ❝ Let me take you on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not going to flake ! ❞ 19.  ❝ Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas ? ❞ 20.  ❝ If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round. ❞ naughty & sexy : 21.  ❝ Let’s make this a not-so-silent night. ❞ 22.  ❝ Let me help you out of that ugly sweater... ❞ 23.  ❝ I want to fill you up with my... holiday spirit. ❞ 24.  ❝ How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight ? ❞ 25.  ❝ The only package I want this Christmas is yours. ❞ 26.  ❝ We don’t need a sleigh, you can ride me instead. ❞ 27.  ❝ Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true. ❞ 28.  ❝ Let’s both be naughty and save Santa the trip tonight. ❞ 29.  ❝ Is your name Winter ?  Because you’ll be coming soon. ❞ 30.  ❝ Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree. ❞ 31.  ❝ Your stocking isn’t the only thing I’ll be filling up tonight. ❞ 32.  ❝ Are you ornaments ?  Because I want you all over my tree. ❞ 33.  ❝ You're the first gift I want to unwrap on Christmas morning. ❞ 34.  ❝ Call me your Christmas tree, because you’re turning me on. ❞ 35.  ❝ Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me ? ❞ 36.  ❝ I was going to warm my hands by the fireplace, but you’re much hotter ! ❞ 37.  ❝ Do you like the song “Jingle Bells” ?  Because we could go all the way... ❞ 38.  ❝ Are you looking for a tree topper ?  Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top. ❞ 39.  ❝ I just got some mistletoe. How about we go back to my place and try it out ? ❞ 40.  ❝ I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas ? ❞

Sources: [ 1 ]  [ 2 ]  [ 3 ]

[rowan-post]

m i d w i n t e r t a l e s // f a n t a s y r p m e m e

A holiday themed meme for all your fantasy muses. Add REVERSE for role reversal.

[ KINGS OF HOLLY & OAK ] Sender takes reciever to a midwinter celebration in honour of the Holly King. Once there, reciever and sender get roped into enacting the rebirth of summer by playing the part of each king - Holly and Oak - in a ceremony meant to revitalise the Oak King from his long slumber.

[ CURSE OF THE WINTER WITCH ] Sender is struck in the heart by the witch's ice and reciever tries to thaw them by any means neccesary.

[ THE WILD YULE HUNT ] Reciever attends the Wild Hunt as one of the hunters and sender is (either willingly or not) this year's prey.

[ ETERNAL WINTER'S SONG ] The sender has cast a spell to cloak the land in eternal winter; reciever comes to plead or fight with them in order to undo the spell.

[ BONFIRE WARD ] Sender and reciever have been traversing a deep, dark wood as the clock strikes midnight at midwinter. The veil is at its thinnest, and the undead walk. Now reciever and sender must huddle up and keep watch over their fire through-out the night - for if it's snuffed, untold horrors await.

[ WINTER'S SLUMBER ] Sender is caught in a blizzard and gets sirened and ensorcelled further into the storm by reciever. Sender has just laid down in the snow to let cold take them, when reciever takes pity on them and carries them to safety.

[writingpromptneeds]

'white christmas' (1954) prompts. 🌨️

'I know I'm leaving them in good hands.' 'That's not a very nice Christmas present, is it?' 'Yeah, it's nothing but a scratch.' 'That's the last time I'm gonna dig up a date for him.' 'When I figure out what that means, I'll come up with a crushing reply.' 'Forty-five minutes going to be enough?' 'Well, it's not good, but it's a reason.' 'Just like honesty needs a little plus, fate needs a little push.' 'That's a pretty cynical point of view.' 'Looks like our work's cut out for us.' 'Maybe you'd sleep better if you had something to eat.' 'I know exactly what I'm going to dream about tonight.' 'I'd rather not discuss last night, if you don't mind.' 'Well, you're not exactly Superman, but you're awfully available.' 'Now, that didn't hurt too much, did it?' 'You know, in some ways, you're far superior to my cocker spaniel.' 'I only did it for your good.' 'Sometimes I wish the wall had fallen on me.' 'Break your arm, your ankle or your neck, but don't break anything valuable.' 'It just shows you how foolish people can be.' 'They haven't done much for you, hardly anything.' 'You didn't expect me to come down in my bathrobe, did you?' 'Look at this, relatives already.' 'I'm gonna be very busy here.' 'I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.'

[themultiverseheroines]

Open Holidays Fandom RP (to all fandoms)

Luz Noceda was looking forward to this. It's been two months since defeating Belos and saving the Demon Realm. Thanks to the Collector, they created a new portal to allow them to come between this world and back home. Luz was looking forward to spending the holidays with her friends, mom, and your muse.

"I know the Demon Realm is a scary place, but it's also a lot of fun. And with me bringing Christmas to the Demon Realm, I know it'll be even better. Just um stay close to us and don't wander off. Otherwise, you might end up being someone's dinner."

[thedoctornumber11]

Christmas/Winter Holiday Starter Call

Like/reblog/comment for a Christmas starter or Winter Holiday starter of some sort. Multimuse blogs, please make sure I know what muse you want the starter for and side blogs, please make sure I know what blog you want the starter for. I'll post a starter around the 18th of December.

[dodgerrpmemes]

Christmas Related Starters

“Are you not simply having a wonderful Christmas time?”

“It’s snowing!”

“Is that mistletoe?”

“I got you the biggest present.”

“Hot cocoa with marshmallows coming right up.”

“I’m going to demolish this entire gingerbread house.”

“Cosy pyjamas are my favourite.”

“Wanna snuggle up and watch Christmas movies together?”

“How is Rudolph the most famous reindeer if you have to ask if you recall him?”

“Can we go and look at Christmas lights?”

“I’m putting the star on the tree!”

“Have you left the cookies out?”

“I heard the Christmas market is in town.”

“I booked us a sleigh ride.”

“I hear sleigh bells!”

“Penguins are Christmassy, fuck you.”

“This is my favourite time of year.”

“That snow globe is beautiful.”

“The lights are all tangled!”

“Did you eat all the chocolates on the tree?”

[untitledmemes]

Christmas Classics Prompts

An assortment of prompts and starters taken from a variety of classic, iconic Christmas songs. Adjust as necessary to fit pronoun and/or descriptor. Reblog, please do not repost or add.

“ Let the Christmas spirit ring! ”

“ Have a happy holiday! ”

“ Everyone knows a turkey and some mistletoe helps to make the season bright. ”

“ They know that Santa's on his way. ”

“ Although it's been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas to you. ”

“ It's the right time to rock the night away. ”

“ Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet! ”

“ Been an awful good girl, Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight. ”

“ I'll wait up for you, dear. ”

“ Next year, I could be just as good if you check off my Christmas list. ”

“ I really do believe in you. Let's see if you believe in me. ”

“ The weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful. ”

“ Let it snow! ”

“ If you'll really hold me tight, all the way home I'll be warm. ”

“ I don't know if there'll be snow, but have a cup of cheer. ”

“ Kiss her once for me. ”

“ It's the most wonderful time of the year! ”

“ Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you. ”

“ Let your heart be light. ”

“ Next year, all our troubles will be out of sight. ”

“ Make the yuletide gay. ”

“ Someday soon, we all will be together if the fates allow. ”

“ It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas everywhere you go. ”

“ You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. ”

“ You're as cuddly as a cactus. ”

“ You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel. ”

“ I wouldn't touch you with a thirty nine and a half foot pole. ”

“ I'll have a blue Christmas without you. ”

“ I'll be so blue just thinking about you. ”

“ Here comes Santa Claus. ”

“ He doesn't care if you're rich or poor, he loves you just the same. ”

“ A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight. ”

“ Later on we'll consprise as we dream by the fire. ”

“ My baby's gone, I have no friends to wish me good, once again. ”

“ Please, come home for Christmas. ”

“ Won't you tell me you'll never more roam? ”

“ I'm gonna get to know you better this Christmas. ”

“ Let nothing you dismay. ”

“ Somebody's gonna make a happy trip tonight. ”

“ So dig, Santa comes on big. ”

“ Have a yule that's cool. ”

“ 'Tis the season to be jolly. ”

“ Follow me in merry measure. ”

“ Everybody waitin' for the man with the bag. ”

“ You'll get yours if you've done everything you should extra special good. ”

“ Do you hear what I hear? ”

“ Do you see what I see? ”

“ Do you know what I know? ”

“ Happy Holiday! ”

“ It's the holiday season! ”

“ There's no place like home for the holidays. ”

“ No trip could be too far. ”

“ You better watch out. You better not cry. ”

“ Gonna find out who's naughty and nice. ”

“ He's making a list, and he's checking it twice. ”

[medjedrpresources]

Mock The Week: "Unlikely Things To Hear at Christmas Time" RP Starters

content warning; profanity, dark humour, sexual references

Feel free to adjust gendered terms as needed

"I went to Africa last year. They do know it's Christmas."

"Last year, for Christmas, to help my grandfather give up smoking, I bought him a petrol-infused cigarette. His face lit up."

"I've burnt the turkey and I'm shagging your brother! I'm joking, the turkey's fine!"

"I'm not saying you haven't made an effort, I'm just saying I didn't realize Pot Noodle did a turkey flavour."

"Awww, I knew they cared, they've sent me an eCard."

"This Christmas, why don't you spice up your festive sex life and give your partner a surprise. Put the fairy up yourself."

"D'yknow, I think this is the best stuffing I've ever had. Shall we put our clothes back on before your parents arrive?"

"It's Christmas? Today? Are you sure? The shops have kept that very quiet."

"We always have a goose here at Christmas. I don't know why really, its conversation's terrible and it shits all over the floor."

"A good tip for sprouts is to slice them very thinly, drizzle them in olive oil, throw them in the bin and drink a bottle of red wine."

"Aww, I just wish that Monopoly lasted longer…"

"What the fuck is eggnog?"

"Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or have you just got a really weird shaped penis?"

"I um… I know you didn't want diamonds and things, but you deserve something really expensive so… I've bought you some gas."

"Bit of oil, bit of salt, and finally you put a lemon up the bottom. Strangely, I quite enjoy it."

"Well, it's soaked in brandy, let's get it lit and we can pretend she fell asleep watching telly."

"Oh, we're under the mistletoe. I think you know what that means… I've locked us outside again, haven't I?"

"I'm afraid Santa wasn't able to bring you a toy train, so he's brought you a toy replacement bus service."

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A Ghost Story for Christmas Sentences

(Sentences from A Ghost Story for Christmas (1971-). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"That's the mark of death. I know it well."

"You won't last the night."

"Good manners cost nothing, do they?"

"You seem a kind soul."

"Twisted, he was. Where others had a soul, he had a corkscrew."

"I don't think you can say those things anymore!"

"I did not trip him up!"

"Don't make assumptions about me!"

"Everything has to end."

"You dance well!"

"At the time she was seen, it was impossible that she could be a living person."

"You deserve no tenderness at any man's hands!"

"Was there a particular reason for your search, or do you just like to dig?"

"What is the point in tradition if one is constantly changing things?"

"The gossip is that he fathered a child with one of his servants!"

"One must look to the future, not the past."

"I hope we shall become friends."

"What the devil have you been up to?"

"You still haven't said what you were up to."

"My books have been my only true companion since childhood."

"He swears whatever attacked him wasn't human - and, from the scratches on his throat, I'm inclined to agree with him!"

"To a collector of fairytales, this is no doubt fascinating - but you cannot seriously believe that."

"What other explanation is there?"

"How could such a thing as this stride through the streets, even at night, without being seen?"

"You must allow that each incident in itself is capable of a more natural explanation."

"It won't do. No, it won't do."

"Don't do anything rash."

"I'll happily look into the matter myself, but it is going to have to wait a few days."

"You have five minutes to destroy that thing, or I swear to God, I will put a bullet in your brain!"

"You would murder me?"