#christmas snippet thats not a snippet

[lena-in-a-red-dress]

I was gonna post a holiday snippet for supercorp, but honestly the only thing I could think of is Kara just looking at Lena. Like, you know how soft a person's face looks when its lit only by the glow of the multi-colored lights on a Christmas tree? I just want Kara looking at Lena as they sit on opposite sides of the couch, not from an argument, but because they're comfy enough to spread out in their own space occasionally. And Kara just sits and gazes at her partner, taking in the softened lines of Lena's features, which are equally content as she looks at the tree, lost in thought.

Kara can't begin to fathom what those thoughts might be, but it honestly doesn't matter. They're here, they're together, and that's all she needs.

[felassan]

Some snippets from DA dev Luke Barrett on the unofficial BioWare forum, cut for length:

DA:I -

User: "I am still convinced that Bioware cut the healing spells and went with barriers instead because of the Multiplayer." Luke Barrett: I can't speak to any other games directly but I can give a bit of historic context for DAI. The game was initially a more dungeon/linear delving - see how far you can get - experience and there was no barrier of any kind. As a side note: healing has always been a hot topic in design because as soon as you include it there are many other conceits you now need take into consideration for the gameplay - one of which I will call 'the Anders problem'. Anyway, as DAI got the date moved and shifted more into the pseudo-openworld the concept of attrition (see how far you can get before having to return to camp) became less relevant and we needed to help the Players have more moment-to-moment agency around their survival. Unfortunately for various reasons (one of which is the sad reality of designing a game with a shifting timeline) the healing couldn't be re-added so we ended up with more of a mitigation strategy in the barrier system. It went through a lot of iterations but eventually landed on what it shipped with which I would call... acceptable (but just barely). Now, I will concede that a part of the reason it didn't return after that shift was an aversion to holy trinity gameplay specifically for MP but it wasn't the core reason. As a side story, trying to balance the game (as that was my job on DAI - and yes, it could be much better haha) we had to all but force Players to take barrier. It is intentionally the first skill in the first tree for the Mage and all the autolevel (I also handled that) is designed to get it right away." [source]

User: "Merry Christmas Luke! Sooo what was the hardest class you had to balance? [DA:I]" Luke Barrett: "I feel like anyone who was around for the post-launch content will already know the answer to this as it was the bane of my existence when I got put exclusively on MP after launch but the Knight-Enchanter barrier absorbing was a pain. Stuff like that is very challenging to feel good without being broken as they are relative to damage so scaling is fairly open-ended. Too little and the casual players won't get use out of it, too much and the character builders will be wildly OP. We actually had a 'no nerfing' guideline for the SP side so it was a hard battle to fix that silly thing 🙃." [source]

"As a fun fact, I did all the logic for autolevel on DAI and the guideline I was given was literally "make functional builds, but don't make something optimal that you'd play"." [source]

DA:TV -

User: "If you can, say thanks to the people making the no die option possible." Luke Barrett: "Done! My team handles this stuff so I let them know 😊" [source]

"Comically, I designed the majority of the items and skills and I am still finding it fun making awesome builds (been almost entirely doing playthroughs lately" [source]

"Was really important to the team that everyone could play the way that felt best to them." [source]

"Each specialization has a focus around a few specific mechanics, some of which are the weapons or damage types but you can go off script and make it work for sure (this was intentional in the designs)." [source]

"I designed all the skills and so they're each enjoyable to me to some extent. I have been playing through the game over and over the last couple months for balance purposes so I've played them all fairly extensively." [source]

User: "Necrotic sounds like it could be either Spirit or Nature." User: "For Rogue, it replace "poison". For Mage, it replace spirit (Spirit bomb). For Warrior, it's more spirit (especially Reaper), but some skills could work as poison too. So basically they merged spirit and nature." Luke Barrett: "Thats pretty close to spot on. They were actually heavily iterated on throughout development - I can't (at least currently) go into specifics as to why though." [source]

"the target for the progression vision is that you can make a viable build out of almost** any aspect of the gameplay." [source]

"As for timelines, We started DA4 in October of 2015 roughly. The entire team was moved to MEA for about 3-4 months to help it ship and I also spent all of 3 weeks helping out on Anthem. But otherwise I've been on some incarnation of DA4 for about 9 years now - pretty ready for it to release 😅." [source]

"yes, years of working on the same thing can cause some burnout but I've played through the full game probably about 8 times in the last few months and it's still fun (though some of the specific levels that haven't changed in a long time I've done 50+ times easily and I could do without ever seeing them again 😂)." [source]

User: "I do kind of feel that at this point the DA team has put so much work into creating and improving their tools and learning the ins and outs of Frostbite [...] But who knows what the devs in the trenches really feel" Luke Barrett: "I will say it does some things very well and some things poorly, relative to other engines. Personally I really enjoy Frostbite but I've been using it since 2012. In an ideal world, many engines would be viable and developers would make games suited to the strengths of a specific engine." [source]

User: "Since this game is much more stat heavy than prior titles, specifically when it comes to skills and gear, there's likely a need for some balance changes to be made post-launch. Does the game being playable completely offline hinder the data capture side for your team (in terms of analytics), or is this a non-factor?" Luke Barrett: "Generally speaking, most people leave data analytics on so we get more than enough data coming in. Additionally, I'll personally be watching several channels for things that are underperforming (relatively speaking) and not have to nerf anything. The rpg side is vast though and I'm sure people will find OP combinations/synergies that might need 'adjustments' but as long as it's fun and not an "I win" button that trivializes combat I'm pretty cool with it." [source]

Luke Barrett: "I can safely say there are many builds for each class that will feel very powerful if you're not on the highest difficulty 😉. What I'm really excited for is when the guides comes out that show people the fastest way to get some of the uniques that unlock 'special' gameplay 😊. Let's just say I love the feeling of rushing to Patches in DS1 and kicking him off the bridge for the Crescent Axe (iykyk)." [source] User: "Speaking of guides. Will there be a guidebook like there was for DAI? " Luke Barrett: "Not that I'm aware of but I'm happy to help feed info to somewhere like fextralife or the dragon age wiki after a week or so to help with those pursuits. Have to leave some time for exploration and discovery before the optimizers streamline the experience 😉" [source]

"Effectively, at least until the game launches (and likely a week or so after), you won't get anything interesting out of any of the devs save Mike Gamble or John Epler. Longer term I hope to be very active, at least for build mechanics and all the combat/rpg nuts and bolts conversations." [source]

"I started "da4" in October 2015 and so after 9 years of effort (minus 3 months on Andromeda) I'm quite excited for tomorrow and the launch week. I don't know if I'd say nervous, I feel pretty confident in the product, but definitely that eager kid before Christmas feeling 😊" [source]

"As the person who did all the balance, I will say that if you are comprehending how to make a cohesive build and understand the combat mechanics, you should play on Underdog. One of the downsides to having a lot of power growth vectors is the difference between people who engage vs those that don't becomes a chasm quite quickly. If you start blowing enemies up rapidly, turn up the difficulty (or play on nightmare where that will not be the case) - basically if it ever feels super easy or like enemies are health sponges you're probably on the wrong setting for your skill level. The custom difficulty settings are there to make the gameplay enjoyable (for whatever that means to you)." [source]

"As a tip from me, the balance is subtly tipped in the players favor until the last fight of the 3rd combat mission. Be warned if it's feeling too easy you may want to wait until after that to decide." [source]

[on DA MP] Luke Barrett: "It was actually pretty fun but very much not what most people wanted us to make (including internally). Also we had, let's say, limited staff who had a passion and background in MP so it was definitely the right call to go SP only. Now, it would have been nice had we just started that way but so it goes sometimes." [source] User: "You still play it yourself from time to time (DA MP), or have you left it be?" Luke Barrett: "After playing variations of DA4 for so many years (9!!!) it's hard to go back to anything with DAI controls/gameplay speed. Even the initial Joplin prototypes I was doing were much more snappy/twitchy - for everything good about DAI the combat was definitely in the middle of two different styles." [source]

[on aiming bows] "we actually used to have separate buttons for ADS and ranged attack but it was wildly overloading the controller. These RPG games need controllers with at least 2 more buttons (fingers crossed for the next gen)" [source]

User: "After the last few games, I'm really surprised by the current skill... tree?" Luke Barrett: "I call it a skill graph - aside from the beginning where you have 3 choices the entirety of it is 2 choice splits and it'll essentially make a build for you. Just go a little at a time and aim for whatever specialization seems most fun to you 😄" [source]

"Loot is not random so theoretically guides with drop locations should appear pretty soon." [source]

"Yep, Spellblade is the only spec that directly impacts fire damage but you can get benefits from most of them and still go fire. As for the specs, yes it would have been nice to support all of them but just wasn't in scope unfortunately. Mage has Mourn-Watch, Shadow Dragons, and Antivan Crows specializations - only the Rogue has a Veiljumper one. Deathcaller left side you can go beam based and use a Fire weapon. Evoker you'd likely need to do a hybrid ice/fire build." [source]

User: "Bit of a side question, but for those who intend to make more characters, is BioWare considering upping the amount of playable character slots you can have (currently at 3)? Or is there a hardware restriction here given the game is offline playable?" Luke Barrett: "Don't quote me as I don't handle the technical side of this but my understanding is we have to allocate a specific amount of HD space on the consoles so we basically have to pick a limit, relative to our save file sizes, and then divide that by number of careers. I'll inquire if this is something we can increase with an optional download or something but I suspect consoles are stuck that way, unfortunately." [source]

[on Patch 1] "It's been awhile since I actually did the content for this patch so I'd have to check but I have a pretty anti-nerf policy for SP games. I know I fixed up a couple enemies that weren't as hard as they were supposed to be and definitely boosted a bunch of synergistic things though. I'll take a look tomorrow but for those that don't know, the turnaround time on these things is about a month of it's not an emergency due to certification process with consoles. Longer term my goal is to keep an eye in telemetry of any underused abilities and items (or enemies with too many kills under their belt) and audit them just to double check if they need a boost or if people just haven't figured them out yet 😉." [source]

"The equippable items are all predetermined with a minor exception*. Some items are class specific (all the weapons, a small amount of armors and accessories, 2 runes) so when you play a different class you'll see your classes 'version' of that item. Things that are random (from a table/pool) are valuables. Exception: Near the very end of the game we do a few checks on what equipment you haven't acquired. A bunch of those final drops, and inventory on the final merchant, simply find stuff you don't have and give it to you. That's basically the only major RNG we have with loot. If you notice even 99% of the skills and item mods employ an effect after a condition is met X times rather than a more traditional 'proc chance'." [source]

[on modding] "Once this starts to pick up, feel free to PM me if anyone needs help 'finding' assets or has questions about how one might mod something. We don't officially support mods buuuuut we don't have any kind of anti-modding stance either" [source]

"To give the high level gist of the resource economy: - each class starts off with minimal ability usage, this is intentional to force people to learn the other combat mechanics as they're a necessary skill and it's easy to lean on a crutch like ability spam and kiting - abilities are designed to feel powerful on use, thus they all have a decent cost and can't be spammed* - weapon attacks generate your resource - in the bottom right of the center skills area is a node to make each class's resource easier to manage - halfway down all starting segments (N, SW, SE) there is always a node that boosts generation - there are +max nodes on all sides of the skill graph for each class, this is particularly important for the Mage as they start each fight at max - each class can build into being ability focused but starts intentionally rounded - loastly, the first ability is always a resource spender and 1 or 2 of the next available ones will be cooldown gated. It is recommended to have at least one cooldown based ability slotted" [source]

"So loosely the rogue momentum works like this: - each ability costs 50 momentum - hitting enemies generates ~2 momentum per hit (base), you get extra for bow weakpoints - when you are directly hit, you lose 15% of your current momentum, this means the more you hold the more you will lose (this loss has a small cooldown so you don't lose a whole bar when you get hit rapidly) - momentum carries forward between combats (compared to warrior rage which decays when out of combat) If youre having issues, make sure you get that skill in the middle section that reduces momentum loss when hit. As a helpful tip, the Quicken buff generates small amounts of momentum each second so it's a good way to get more if you're having issues." [source]

"I highly recommend using the belt that grants Quicken early game until you can generate momentum faster yourself. And yes, the time dilation affects everything in the world except the Player so all your buffs and things still tick at normal speed" [source]

User: "If I knock an enemy off an edge, if they were supposed to drop something will it appear on the edge, or is it lost for good?" Luke Barrett: "It should appear on the ledge. I will say the 'real' loot from enemy drops are all hand placed. The actual random stuff is just valuables and materials." [source]

" The way it actually works is very complicated with a lot of necessary exceptions but loosely - each ability has a base damage and ones that hit multiple times have an offset multiplier. - That value is multiplied by the sum of all your stat bonuses, conditional bonuses, resist and layer modifiers. - We then subtract enemy defense and multiply by 1-resist (with penetration being calculated here). - this new damage then gets multiplied by 1+crit+weakpointpoint (so those bonuses always feel meaty) and then multiplied by a random number between .95 and 1.05 just to give a little range to the floaties (basically just a presentation thing) - we then multiply again for buffs and debuffs so they, again, always feel meaningful - lastly, we take all added damage and add it flat on top" [source]

"Specific enhancements make enemies immune to the matching affliction. For example, Fire Enchanted enemies are immune to burning. Juggernaut enemies are immune to being staggered but otherwise it should work in everything." [source]

[ethosiab]

wip tag game!!

ty for the tag @birrdies @silliest-sideblog and @sharpjay217 !!

Original Post Rules (from @fallen-knight): "WIP Tag Game: Rules: In a new post, list the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs."

I don't have many actual drawing WIPs at the moment but i do have a few writing ones piling up (help) (also i usually name the document the first thing that comes to mind so some of these are odd or silly lol)

'he's a survivor, that's what he does'

'tango's distracted, etho's in denial'

'reactions to sudden change'

'masks and masking'

'your honour my client did all that but in his defence he's just a silly little guy'

'commiseration over christmas'

'your love language is nitpicking'

Feel free to send an ask with the number or title! most of these i have snippets i can share :D

tagging @pancho-pinto, @oh-snapperss, @zeroideaman, @astronautbeans, @hitheeprithee !! definitely not 7 ppl but thats fine

[eedsknees]

WIP game

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigued them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

Thanks @bumblepony and @two-birds-alone-together for the tag!

I have…

1. nanowrimo

2. crazier than you

3. all i’m tryna do is save you the pain

4. after life au

5. roleswap au p2

6. in the eye of a mother

7. how i got with that one bard

8. the five times raine whispers thought luz noceda was their kid and the one time someone actually told them wtf was up

9. luz i love you but what the fukc

10. woodshop part 2 electric boogaloo

11. desperation’s a tricky fickle thing

12. the au i planned on the plane

13. blame nat for this

14. ellie girl go to therapy

15. reconnect

16. BIG BRO HUNTER

17. to eda

18. christmas fic

thats all i can find rn, go wild! idk anybody who hasnt been tagged yet, @banchywanch ? @oceanautic ?

[cousin-quartz-of-house-paradox]

thanks for the tag, @holyfuckthisfishcandrive!! :3

Rules: In a new post, list the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

ohoho let's go ( + for context ones in quotes are proper names i plan to post them under:)

"Iris Wildthyme and The Probability Problem, ch 2"

"living in the material world"

puts my faves in a stew and fucking stirs them

turlough (tv)canon-wise character study

sweet dellah era bennybrax<3 (ft christmas, fourth doc)

iris + four (old flames style) + romana i >:3

full galligang era, puts brax in the look-ur-worst-regret torture chamber

sweet dellah era braxjason<3

horrible horrible toxic yaoi (most toxic dweu ship ever?!!! woohoo!!!)

"hold my cigarette while it's lit (and let it burn you, baby)"

"still-forsaken shoulders fall silent now"

hilary and roger slice-of-life (ft the beatles, noel coward, marlene dietrich, and MORE!)

True History coda (or: mourn for ur gf who sacrificed herself 2 save the universe)

Identity (or lack thereof) of a natural-born sacrifice

sam/iris

sam/sarah jane (tv!sjas au)

THERE'S TWO OF THEM... (bennyiris)

riveriris ft eleventh doc

bennyriver (there's actual archaeology plot here. kill me.)

fuck it, *fixit au's your tragedy*

fuck you, *writes a better ending to your tragedy than canon*

(bs × orv au) I NEED A NAME FOR THIS

wanna stab myself in the heart so brax is doing that now :3 yay ;3

the Enemy within (well, everywhere)

statue of lolita in the office of the war monarch (oops, wrong timeline)

esmp1 au, ace blows a ravine between the codlands and her mythland<3 beloved<3

esmp1 au, eightfitz as jornoth.

war queen/brax... canonwelding time!!!

Audio Scripts:

"(Un)Happy Reunions"

Hahahahha thats. A lot of wips. The Curse of the writer lol.

tagging @quietwingsinthesky @i-am-become-a-name @strange-destinations @aquanafrahudy @verloonati @radio-ghost-cooks @the-oracle-of-the-lost @this-isnt-heathrow @fleetn-crab85 and uhhh whoever else idk, can't remember

[onboardsorasora]

❄️Share a snippet from a WIP of your choosing

Hi Bestie!!! thank you for this! I spent like too much time scrolling through trying to find a worthy snippet that didn't spoil anything lol. This is from my newest WIP, its omegaverse (so I hope you don't mind that) and its all set in medieval times! royalty/arranged marriages. the works! I hope you like:

It was only then, surrounded by his late father and the kings and queens that came before him, that he allowed himself to cry. He cried because this wasn’t what was supposed to happen. He was supposed to marry if he wanted to and only after he found someone who made his chest warm and his heart speed up; like his Papa felt for his Mama. Instead, he was being married off to a stranger for more land and an army. His womb bartered off at the best price.  He was just an omega.  Daniel curled up on the fragrant grass and closed his eyes. Tomorrow, tomorrow he would attend his lessons and sit with the ladies. Tomorrow he would be the future Princess of the North. Tomorrow he would be better equipped to manage. But today, tonight. He was just Daniel. An omega who missed his father and his warm hugs and his soft words.

I've written like 20k words for this but its been tabled for enchanted au: christmas. Gonna jump back onto this when thats done

[sequinsmile-x]

hiiii besites

time for some smut tonight thats going to be a gift for the lovely @cloudlessly-light.

It's a little silly but hopefully fun! Snippet below the cut <3 (Snippet is smut free, but the fic will be 18+)

The debate about the Christmas tree would always begin as soon as she started to think about it, making sure she dropped not so subtle hints that would make him raise an eyebrow at her. 

It was during their first Christmas together, their relationship only a few months old at the time, when she realised she could use his inability to say no to her when she was naked for her own gain. She’d seduced him easily by walking into his bedroom with nothing more than his favourite lingerie on, and once he’d fucked her into the mattress he’d agreed to her putting the tree up whenever she wanted to. 

It had become a tradition of sorts in itself. A game between the two of them that would always end with her winning, but it didn’t mean she couldn’t have some fun along the way. In fact, she’d just laid the evidence of last year's fun down for his afternoon nap in the nursery. 

[liquidluckandstuff]

I read your dadmort Christmas snippet and thought of dec 31st.

Dadmort is used to not celebrating his birthday because of the orphanage, not having friends in Slytherin and didn't care enough to inform his death eaters about his birthday so he thought it was going to be just another day but Harry makes up his mind to change that because he knows how it feels to be unwanted and ignored on his birthday and how it feels to have friends or family who are just happy to spend the day with you to celebrate the fact they were born.

Awwww thats so sweet 😭 and While Everyone is out there celebrating new years, Harry is throwing dadmort a lil birthday party i love it

[2nd2ndalto]

Oh sure, I'd love to do this instead of actually writing! Thanks for the tag, @anything-thats-rock-and-roll !

RULES: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

What if There Were Two

Squeeze 2

toothbrush

Adventures in Babysitting

treehouse

christmas

touch/sleep

coin

No pressure tags @stressedanime, @hideandsqueek, @rosyredlipstick

[chimivx]

thank YOU for writing such an amazing story. the angst was so good it had me opening google docs to work on my own wips LOL i havent written in months but you really motivated me. and thats what i call good writing B)

but seriously it was so well written i havent stopped thinking about it. the characterization was crazy. the difference between yn and taehyun when they were teens in the flashback scenes versus them as adults...... and the reaction to the dayquil when she was about to give it to Mina.... and soobin just being absolutely perfect husband material asjkjksajksajksa at some points i was like girly did NOT deserve him in the past, but he was so good that she was able to change. he really did pull an "i can change him" on her. and Joy, ugh she pissed me off but also was acting more like a parent/guardian than before..... time really changes people but at the same time it doesnt and u portrayed it perfectly.

anyways like i genuinely am in awe of how amazing the writing is. i've been reading published books the past few months to try and get back into reading, and they did not hit as hard as "no matter what i do" did. u deserve all the praise in the world!!!i know it centers around taboo subjects, but i think u did them justice without glamorizing/romanticizing it. theres a lot i could keep saying lol but i will end my ramble here. loved the fic <33 love ur amazing writing skills <333 i needed my weekly dose of soobin and u gave me all that and more <3

Holy shit??? Do you know the words you’ve just said to me?? Do you know how much these words mean to me!?! You’ve just made my entire life I think. Holy shit???

Your last little bit?? How you’ve been reading published books?? MY LOVE. YOU’VE GIVEN ME THE GREATEST CHRISTMAS GIFT OF ALL.

I appreciate you so, so much. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for this message. Thank you for reading my little messed up snippet of this crazy family… 🫶

I’m so honored, so happy that this inspired you to open google docs!! 🤣 Lord knows I’m always searching for pieces to do that for me!!! Good luck, my dear, you can do it!!

Thank you again, truly. You’ve just turned a shitty week around for me with this one simple message. Sending you love & happiness. 🫶

[eventinelysplayground]

Whip Cream Wednesday?

I have seriously run out of name ideas for these posts. Nothing super much to update today, I have one request so far for my 100 follower event so will be starting on that some time soonish.

I worked on a very old WIP snippet today I guess I'll call out. I had a rough idea of wanting to write a fic about something jotted down a few ideas then saw a poll today that made me think about that subject again and went back to it.

I have a few part 2's of fics I should work on but soon hopefully. I've been running back and forth a lot for blood tests and appointments lately so my blog and my prince RP blog have been suffering for it.

Still have some Kinktober and Christmas event fics to edit and post. Thats my primary focus this week and next, along with that fic I went back to today. Hope to have all the backlog out before the end of the month but I'll see. Fingers crossed for me I don't lose focus/drive again on my editing lol.

[drakudoll]

⋆. 𐙚 cyber-princess ⋆. 𐙚

PART ONE. . .

You find yourself in a panic as you realize you sent Mike, one of your closest friends: a set of holiday themed spicy dropbox content meant for Jess to look over and get tips from her on positions- turns out you fat fingered and sent it to him.

part two // part three

info// cam work, marking/bruising, overstim, pet play, pet names (puppy, good girl, baby, ), impact play, tying of hands, Dom!Mike-Sub!Reader, brat x brat tamer dynamic, implied chubby reader but can be read as any body type, sex toys (vibrator wand, dildo, cr-crop whip.), I'm probably forgetting something like usual lol!

fem!reader for this one guys lyk now

and this is set where Jess and Emily have not dated Mike prior and there is not beef or weirdness between anyone.

You see, Mike Munroe finding out you did online sex work was definitely not something you had anticipated first of all- second of all... you didn't expect it to end up in the situation you found yourself in.

12:48 am- Me: Jess- I have a set of stuff I want to run past you,,,like usual lol. made a little holiday set of yk the normal like red bows- cutie underwear all that dumb shit for Christmas. Jess: Girl you don't even need to ask tht jst send it!!!!!

You make sure your twitter and OnlyFans watermark is in the spot where you need it to be and get the dropbox folder full of at least 12 different photos and short 10-20 second snippets of you taking a bow off your bare chest, full frames of yourself wrapped in pretty Christmas lights- the works.

You send the link to Jess and put my phone on DND to go make some food- not realizing the crucial mistake I had made.

It wasn't Jess. It was sent to Mike, who was completely oblivious to your little job prior to this.

1:13 am- You return to your phone and take DND off- noticing Mike had texted you...which wasn't super unusual at this hour so you open his text before you open Jess's message. Mike: Oh? And what on earth could this be???? Mike: ...uh...I have a feeling...that was NOT meant for me. Mike: short-stack? Helloooo? You accidentally sent me somethin'. Mike: ...okay maybe I shouldn't have done this but I saw the watermark and felt like snooping since I already saw what you sent and- wow... you are quite popular on Twitter aren't you?

Holy. Fucking. Shit. WHAT?

Your body goes cold as you realize the major mistake you just made- YOU SENT YOUR CONTENT TO MIKE MUNROE.

Oh shit- Oh shit! shitshitshit!

Me: OH GOD- FUCK I AM SO SORRY-- Me: THAT WAS FOR SOMEONE ELSE. Mike: Oh? and who are you sending those pretty things too huh? Me: I was sending it t- Me: ....pretty...things?... Mike: Mhm... real pretty...

Are you hallucinating right now? the guy you've had a crush on for almost 2 months is... flirting..you think?

Me: are you? flirting with me right now? but like not as a joke? or as a joke like usual? I can't tell- Mike: who ever said it was a joke? you're just dense baby.

OH! okay. well...shit...

Mike: listen.. i don't know if you're intrested but.. BUT. i wouldn't mind maybe helping you film some stuff or even.. ah staring on your little show?

Me: oh- oh?...... maybe i sorta kinda want to take you up on that offer mister guy

Mike: ...you suck at being flirty but i know for a fact that you talk great dirty talk while getting fucked clearly

Me: hold on- how did y- YOU BOUGHT MY ONLYFANS?!

Mike: obviously? and i absolutely fucking came like a hose cus of it- what can i say you're quite the pretty girl.. Puppy :).

Me: you're such an asshole ugh- i bet you're all talk anyways

Mike: let me come over tomorrow night and i'll fuck you wrong? yeah?

Me: Bet- you're fuckin' on sleezeball. get to my place by 8 pm and dress to take it off if you wanna be ready for me ;)

Mike: jesus christ you're a worse horndog than me- which is impressive. You're on sweets. See you tomorrow night.

And thats how you found yourself in this little.. ah... predicament.

PART TWO TMRW!!

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Nah cause it goes like

People routinely get on camera and film their own music videos at home. Empty out a room, put on a cool outfit, go nuts.

People know what Earth is, but the general public knows little to nothing about it. Most coaches leave it at "humans live on Earth and coaches were created in their image".

The Danceverses celebrate Christmas, but all their knowledge of it comes from Christmas music.

Song and dance are a part of everyday life. Which sounds obvious, but it's why you can step out on the street and find at least a couple people doing little dances as they walk.

Because of The Flow's presence, there's rarely moments of true silence in the Danceverses. Even coaches who arent Flow users can mentally "listen" to the world around them, hearing various bits and pieces of different songs. Think of it like skipping through radio stations. Or better yet: the intro to Whitney, where it skips through snippets of four other songs before the actual song starts. Thats happening constantly in the background of the Danceverses.

There's a variation of the Internet and one of the more popular sites is called GrooveSpace.

There was a massive trend for fitness-themed coaches in the past (think Juice, You Can Dance, the sweat routines, etc). It died down for a bit, but the interest resurges by the time Brezziana and Story Mode roll around.

There are magical currents in space that connect all the Danceverses (except Floworld, which is heavily restricted), which many spaceships use to get from place to place. Courtesy of The Traveler and Si’ha Nova. They made quick space travel a possibility, when before it was only possible via magic portals.

Me contemplating a short fic about daily life in the danceverses purely to spout off headcanons about how people there live

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y/i/n

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y/i/n a snippet of a little 🎁 i made for someone’s upcoming bday😋🥯 i love you timmy hal youre my everything (vid will be up on my yt channel!!!!)

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↪️ y/i/n somewhere around the 29th but i hope sooner

↪️ y/i/n somewhere around the 29th but i hope sooner

fanpage9 y/n def will drop this bomb suddenly

jesserutheford soundtrack credit to me

↪️ y/i/n u rly couldnt wait could u jesse

fanpage39 Y/N + JESSE RUTHEFORD FOR TIMOTHEE’S BIRTHDAY

fanpage28 Its not even my birthday but im fucking excited

fanpage5 i really wanna send him a gift

y/i/n

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y/i/n oh timothee hal, where should i start? a year around the moon and i couldn’t be more thankful to have you in my life. thank you for being my best friend, for teaching me how to love, for your laughs and impromptu jokes, for the silly stories you told me when you can’t fall asleep, for keeping me warm and content, for making my dreams come true - i could go on and on but i thank you dearly for bringing joy into my life.. by simply being you. i love you, timothee hal. happy birthday, my love. 🌏❤️🔐 (here’s when he crossed a list off of my wishlist)

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enews happy christmas? more like happy birthday timothee chalamet 🎉 (@tchalamet) . ❤️ lover y/n l/n (@y/i/n) has set the most wonderful birthday party for the best dressed man. (📷: instagram)

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fanpage36 woooooo ✊🏽 ✊🏽 HBD timmy

fanpage8 happy birthday timothee🥳🥳🥳

fanpage5 bonne fête mon garçon préféré!!!

jimmyfallon Happy birthday 🎈@tchalamet

fanpage40 christmas is canceled we celebrate the birth of timothee chalamet now

deuxmoi happy birthday timothee

fanpage52 timothee saved my christmas🥺🥺

↪️ fanpage20 he saved OUR christmas

y/i/n tagged @tchalamet in a story!

y/i/n pregame dinner -> game 🥳

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tchalamet THATS 26 FOR ME !!! BEYOND GRATEFUL ✨✨

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h.a happiest of birthdays brother 🖤

kidcudi keep hittin it up💥✨👊🌌🌠🎇

fanpage29 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIMMYYY💖🧸 u saved my life

fanpage44 happy birthday pretty boy!!!!!

billieeilish 🥳

theweeknd 🎂

fanpage41 y/n is the best gf ever

fanpage15 its my birthday too!!!! and my wish is for you guys to be together forever, you complete each other🥰🥰🥰 hbd timothee❤️❤️

voguemagazine happy birthday to the best dressed man.

y/i/n i love u stink

↪️ tchalamet i heart u stink🤢🤢

fanpage25 joyeux anniversaire timothéeeeee 😆❤️🎂

fanpage30 HAVE A HOLY JOLLY BIRTHDAY BABY

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Hi! I saw you answer the ask about employee of the month and say no one has sent you an ask in a while to say they liked something or request more! I just wanted to come tell you I reread employee of the month and the second part at least once a week…and you are on my list of tumblr pages I keep up with so I can go back and read anything I haven’t yet or reread my favorites! I love everything I read that you wrote and wanted you to know! Keep being amazing and even if you never put out another part to employee of the month I will still continue to love what you have put out there. It truly is one of my favorites I’ve read! ❤️❤️

thank you so much this truly means a lot to me<3 I'm about 4k into the 3rd part of employee of the month now and i have about 1k written in part 4 cause i got too excited with an idea lmao, but they should be out soon!

till then, here is a snippet and the Spotify playlist for part 3

Going from dreaming of mornings with the love of her life to having Eddie cuddled up beside her as the sun comes up, felt a little fake. Too good to be true. It happened so fast and so seamlessly and easily and wonderfully… she lays there in the sunshine with a smile on her face and his arm draped around her chest as he sores lightly on her shoulder. His hair tickles her neck but she wouldn’t dare move and risk waking him up, he’s too precious when he sleeps. 

Her mom knocks lightly and opens her door slowly, she peaks her head in with a smile, “hey sweetheart… I need Eddie to move the van so I can go to work.” 

He lets out a deep breath and rolls off her onto his back, he rubs his eyes with his palms, “yep, I’ve got it, I’m up. Sorry about that, Mrs. Y.” 

“It’s not your fault, once the garage is working again we can get her dad's car in there and you’ll stop boxing me in,” she waves it off. “I’ll just start leaving my keys out, you can switch ‘em around on the nights you stay here.” 

“Yeah, sounds good,” he sits up with the sheets pooled around his hips, waiting for her to leave so he could get up and put his pants on. 

He doesn’t have a shirt on. He forgot what he looks like and that her mom’s never seen what happened to him. She gasps as she notices it and covers her mouth, “oh, gosh, I’m sorry— sorry, I’ll go.” 

“Oh no,” Y/N realizes what she was so shocked over. His scars are kind of alarming and not something you can just ask about when you first see them. “She’s going to ask me about these later…” 

“It’s okay,” he waves it off and hops out of bed. While she was lucky to sleep comfortably in just a long t-shirt, he radiated so much heat that he could only sleep in his boxers. He slips into his jeans and throws on a shirt and his coat, “Steve tells people that his are from a motorcycle accident so that’s what I’ll tell her if she asks.”

“It happened to Steve, too?” She had no idea, she remembered the scar on his neck from the Christmas party, but she didn’t think they’d have matching scars past the mental ones. 

He nods, “yeah, he got attacked like 2 days before me? I think? Or it was the night before? Who knows, honestly, it was all a blur down there… but I’m going to go move the van, you want anything from the kitchen?” 

She shakes her head, “no, just you… hurry up and get back up here.” 

“Will do,” he gives her a wink and slips out the door. 

She gets out of her bed to sit by her window and watch what he does every morning when he sleeps over. 

He brushes the lightly fallen snow off her mom's little car and puts her windshield wipers down, he starts her car to ensure that it’s nice and warm in a few minutes when she’s ready to leave and backs his van up onto the road for a few minutes. 

She can see them talking now as her mom comes outside, Eddie makes sure she doesn’t slip on the black thats hidden on their paved driveway. He holds her travel coffee mug for her while she gets into her car and then shuts her door for her, he waves her off as she backs down the driveway and then she’s gone. 

And she won’t be back until a little after 3pm. 

The relationship that Eddie and her mother have built in the last few weeks is too sweet. She’s taken him in like a son, and he’s taken to the man of the house role quite easily… and Y/N thinks that’s mostly Wayne's upbringing shining through. He was sure to make himself useful, he was making up for the home-cooked dinners her mother provided by shovelling the driveway and taking out the trash and essentially, making Y/N and her mother's life easier after the last 2 years without her dad. It’s all he really knows how to do to show his appreciation for what someone else is doing for him. It made Y/N only love him more to see how much they got along. 

He lights a cigarette in his van and smokes it outside while shovelling the front step and sprinkling some salt on the ice-y spots. When he snuffs out his smoke and heads back inside, she can hear him in the kitchen taking what’s left of the coffee in the pot before he slowly makes his way back up the stairs and into bed. 

She’s laying there with a smile on her face when he comes back in, he shuts the door behind himself and sets his coffee down on the night table on his side of the bed. He’s claimed that side, it’s his night table now. It's covered in his things from the last 4 nights that he’s been there— His rings, his wallet, his work keys and a bunch of change, it’s all proof of how comfortable he is in her home. 

He slips out of his jeans and back under the covers, freezing his ass off from being outside, “holy fuck, since when was January this fucking cold?” 

“Always,” she can’t help but laugh. “You’re just not used to going outside at this time of day…” 

“Oh hush,” he takes his coffee back in his hands, holding it close to his chest to warm himself back up. “I actually like being up at this time, but getting home at midnight and not being able to fall asleep until 3am makes it hard.” 

“I know, I know,” she gives in, laying down on her side, snuggled up into his, she has only a few days left before school starts back up again so she wanted to spend all that time in bed with him as possible. 

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how enhypen hyung line spoils you

a/n: okay so the only reason im writing this is because heejay went on tmi news and heeseung said jay is probably the richest enhypen member.. plus jay spending 6k on a hotel for heeseung and the fact that jay’s dad owns a travel agency got me thinking so 😁  yeah here’s a headcanon on how hyung line spoil you :D — also reminder that this is a work of fiction and I wrote this based on what I think would suit with their personalities !

HEESEUNG

hee will also spoil you with his undivided attention !!

it sounds simple but whenever he is with you, he is not focusing on anything but you. he feels like he doesnt spend as much time with you as he wants to, so moments with you are so precious to him and he is always listening and responding. its really relaxing </3

(open to read more <3)

i dont really think heeseung is the type to buy you lots of materialistic things but since i feel he is really attentive he’ll instead just randomly gift you things that you had said you needed around him and just ended up forgetting about.

you complaining about it being so hot lately and needing to buy a small fan to carry around? heeseung will randomly gift you a portable fan he bought you the other day, oh you know, just ‘casually’ as he says. you saying how youre so hungry and dont have time to go get food during your lunch break?  you have food delivered to your work.

 also !! heeseung is so sO unbelievably talented !!

plus he knows how much you like his singing, so how else does he spoil you? with his voice.

it sounds cheesy but ); how could you not drop everything right that second when heeseung starts singing for you 

so,, you both chilling in bed together and relaxing? he’ll start humming softly or singing quietly because he knows how much you enjoy it, especially when youre stressed out ):

You’re so lucky because he literally voice records him singing cover songs in English too and send them to you, just for your ears only

Also will show you snippets of enhypen’s new songs or choreos because he knows you’re an engene too hehe

JAY

tbh he doesnt even bat an eyelash at the prospect of buying you something expensive

i mentioned this before but if he is out shopping, travelling, etc and he sees something he thinks you would like, need or look good on you? he buys it with no second thoughts !

loves buying matching outfits with you <3

he likes to spoil you as well in terms of quality time ):

he’ll rent a small yacht for you both to enjoy a relaxing evening together, rent a restaurant out just for you both, etc just so you two can spend a relaxing time together privatley <3

WILL pull a lee young joon on you from what’s wrong with secretary kim and rent out a whole theme park just to surprise you with 😋

also uses the fact his dad is the owner of a travel agency to his advantage and often books hotel and resort stays for you both whenever he can 😋😋

i think jay would also be the type to spoil you with cheesy couple gifts during anniversaries and on dates lol

so you HAVE started to build a small collection of stuffed teddy bears on your bed..

ofc he spoils you with materialistic things !! he likes it but with jay your comfort and happiness is ALWAYS one of his top priorities with you so he also always makes sure to make some time in his schedule whenever he can, just to spend some time with you <3

JAKE

I think jake wouldnt spoil you that much, at least he wouldnt make it explicitly obvious

more the type to spoil you with surprises during anniversaries or special occasions 

will be all shy like, “y/n youre not busy for the two days after your birthday, right? just saying please leave your schedule free for then.”

you’re confused but do what he says anyways, and when he surprises you with plane tickets, you have to pretend to act surprised hehe

often pays for expenses such as café or restaurant bills for you (EVEN if you tell him you can pay it yourself 🙄)

i think he would spoil you with random gifts that he gets for you, and over time they accumulate and each little thing he gives you is a reminder of one of your many dates with him <3

that picture frame on your bedroom wall over there? oh jake surprised you with it. the necklace youre wearing? oh jake bought it for you. that blanket on your bed? oh jake didnt want you to get cold at night, so he bought it for you to make sure youre warm ):

he is also very thoughtful so he always considers your health! and he spoils you in the sense of making sure you have the necessities he thinks you need !

when you both went out on a date and he noticed you didnt have a scarf and was complaining about how cold it was he went and bought you a new one rIGHT that second. jake wont dare let his y/n catch a cold 😠😤

jake is also so so sweet ): so he ALWAYS is showering you in compliments and praise

lowkey youre spoiled by his kind words like you could be doing the bare minimum and he’ll be telling you ‘yes thats my baby! youre doing so well!!”

overall jake just wants to make sure youre healthy and happy !! he is always noticing the small things about you hehe so he ends up spoiling you in his own ways unintentionally (:

SUNGHOON

okAY so youre literally dating him but he’ll be telling you how lucky you are to even be receiving his attention in the first place 🙄

but lowkey he does spoil you too

I see sunghoon making beaded bracelets for you and gifting them to you ):

Another one of the #teddybeargivers™

Spoils you a lot on special occasions. Will buy you roses, candles, chocolate, teddy bears etc. the typical boyfriend-y gifts on days like valentine’s or your bday </3

I feel like sunghoon is very subtle about spoiling you but when he sometimes does spoil you it’ll be something low-key expensive

Like uh sunghoon ?? An apple watch for Christmas?? i don’t think I can accept this

But he’ll look at you like 😐 y/n I went out of my way to buy this for you and it was expensive u better be grateful

Idk if this makes sense but he spoils you in his hoodies 😋

He always have a bunch that he separates ready for you to steal hehe

Also you know how I mentioned the gifts on special occasions? Well he will also write these long, detailed cards and give them to you and since sunghoon isn’t the best at conveying his emotions when he puts down all of his feelings down on a piece of paper,, you always feel so spoiled and flustered in his love ):

<3