Mao Mao has sometimes been followed by Chubbum due to the latter hearing his voice and mistaking him for his dad. This led to a lot of awkwardness between Mao Mao and Chubbum's father when the misunderstanding had to be cleared up face-to-face.
[ID: various screenshots of Mao Mao with tumblr posts on them
First image is of Mao Mao angrily looking to the right with a tumblr post by johnnyjoestarsofficial that says "my mom likes to tell me "you have to pick your battles" well im full of rage and i'm picking all of them.
Second image is of Mao Mao angrily looking at Chubbum with a tumblr post by bloodyethanol that says "what if i just lost it. what if i just lost my shit the entirety of it.
Third image is of Mao Mao smiling happily with a tumblr post by tumbwr that says "meow and for the love of fucking god mrraow"
Fourth image is of Mao Mao standing angrily with tumblr post by autismpowerz that says "experiencing symptoms. Ignoring them."
Fifth image is of Mao Mao shoving a pie away from his face with a tumblr post by unfortunatesal that says "personality test came back negative"
Sixth image is of Mao Mao looking at Shin Mao with a tumblr post by hipsterurl that says "dad (derogatory)/End of ID]
Bonus
[ID: Three screenshots of Mao Mao and the shadow version of himself
The first screenshot is of Mao Mao looking to the right with a post by live1967 that says "i hope i don't have to fight my evil shadow self today"
the second screenshot of shadow Mao Mao with a post by die1967 that says "hey"
the third screenshot is of Mao Mao fighting the shadow version of himself with a post by live1967 that says "no fucking way"/End of ID]
I’m also a scheming little rat. That’s my whole thing. I am also, if you recall, the proud owner of 3 other scheming little rats, or more accurately hamsters. Rest in peace, Chubbums. I love scheming little rodents. Just this week Princess Daffodil got out of her cage and shredded a month’s worth of toilet paper. I love her.
Nobody asked for this but here’s me Rating on a scale of 1 to 10 how much I would trust animals from podcasts with my life
1: the admiral (TMA)- the timeline really depends because if it’s when the lil guy is living with Georgie still then 8/10 but if it’s s5 then most likely more of a 3/10 because you know, stuff w the hunt happened (was it the hunt? I’m tired)
2: koshekh (WTNV)- uhh 5/10 because he is a silly little guy but I’m also pretty sure unless I’m in the nightvale radio station bathroom he can’t rlly do much plus he’s murdered people I think?
3: nimbus (HFTHW)- 3/10 i love cats and I would love to trust nimbus more but them seems to be a little bit of an interdimensional being and also nikignik hates them
4: Jackie & Heidi (HFTHW)- Jackie is for sure 9/10 she is loyal and on task and the sweetest bean Heidi on the other hand is more of a 5/10 just because she is like dead and spooky and stuff.
5: Edgar (HFTHW)- 0/10 he eats souls there is nothing more to say.
6: Bruno (W.BG) the most precious baby boy 9/10 he is so silly and goofy and he would be a 10/10 however dispite his perfect everything he is also not very smart, still the goodest boy though.
(Edited)
AHH okay so here’s more.
7: the omen(HFTHW)- I feel like it depends on how the omen feels about me already, because I think it would kill me themself but if I’m on good terms then 7/10 probably
8: bluster the gigantic horse (W.BG)- somehow this horse is exceedingly smart however I think his exceedingly large size might get in the way in some situations so 6/10
AND SOME MORE
9: the late chubbums the wonder girl (W.BG)- love her so 6/10 just because I don’t think she could save me if I was in space.
10: lady Ethel’s flys (HFTHW)- I’m gonna say 2/10 because I believe that they could do maybe something if I was important to them but most likely I’m actually diner soooo
(Also if anyone could be a doll and remind me who Delilah is because I forgot and I feel very bad about it)
Taking on that full cast challenge I reblogged the other day for WOE.BEGONE. Here's the list I'm going to be using:
(SPOILERS UNDER CUT, SERIOUSLY, THIS IS A LIST OF ALL CHARACTERS WITH MULTIPLE NAMES LISTED WHICH MEANS IT ALSO REVEALS ANY "X CHARACTER AND Y CHARACTER WERE THE SAME ALL ALONG STUFF, DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU'RE NOT CAUGHT UP!!!!!)
Central Characters
Mike "Mikey" "Michael" "MDawg" "MW" "The Gambler" "The Bear" Walters
Anne
Matt
Christopher "Topher" "CANNONBALL" Evans
Ryan
Hunter Jeremiah "Jerry" "H" Hartley
Chris "Chance" "Blorpo"
Ryan "Shadow" "Donder"
Marissa Ng
Charlie
Edgar
Ty Betteridge
Sylvester August Baxter
Major Iterations of Central Character
Mikey
Latvia Mike
Michael
OVER Mike
MDawg
Emdubya / MW
Innocent Hunter
Mystery Hunter
H (may be the same character as Mystery Hunter)
Punished Hunter
OVEdgaR / Mustardseed
Edman
Ty Betteridge (Green)
Ty Betteridge (Yellow)
Cowboy Ty / Outlaw Ty
Recurring Side Characters
Troy
Eagle
Cole
Felix
Ravi
Boris
Kasimieras Berzina
Jamilla Gardner
Recurring Side Iterations
Texas Michael / Tex
Council Anne Who Joins Base In S7
Unknown 4th Hunter
Young Ty / OVER Ty / Arbiter Ty
Ty Betteridge (Blue)
Sly
August
Bax
Very Minor Character / Bit Character
Unnamed Flinchite Boot Sent To Kyrgyzstan
Unnamed Arbiter that Meets Mikey Before Donny's Fourth Challenge
Paul
One-Off Or Minor Iteration
Van Mikey
Alaska Mikey
Cowboy Edgar (Saved Mikey During Rugby)
Ty Betteridge (Orange)
Tier3!Michael
Sly II / Bax II
Punished Mike
Other Mikey / "Baby Mikey" (fan-given name)
OI Mikey
Lieutenant
Replacement Mikey
Replacement Troy
Animals
The Bear (OVER)
The Bear (Latvia)
Hamster 1 / Chubbums the Wondergirl
Hamster 2
Hamster 3
Hamster 4 / Princess Daffodil
Bruno
Banjo
Lucy, The Largest Cat In The World
The Bear (The Diary of Aliza Schultz)
Shadow II
Flapper
Nine Unnamed Crows
Delilah
Bluster the Gigantic Horse
No Appearances / Not Real / One Appearance, Central Role or Some Characterization
Aliza Schultz
Charles Thibbideau
Flinch AKA |=|_1/\/(|-|
John
Donny Evans
Brendan Evans
Rafael Muslani
Latif
Luis
Felix's Mother
Felix's Father
No Appearances / Not Real / One Appearance, Minimal / No Characterization
Taylor Yarmoth
Gretchen Stevensbretcher
Carol (OVER)
Todd (OVER)
Mike's Mother
Mike's Father
Mike's Boss at OVER
Southern Woman who Gives Mike The Job At OVER
Patrick (papercraft hat crewmate)
Jamie (Hunter's friend)
Harlan (Hunter's friend)
Bill (regular at the Sidewinder)
Hannah (wife or partner of Bill)
Jess (lives in Boulder, once visited by Shadow)
Two Pool-Playing Regulars at the Sidewinder
Interrupting Bar Patron
Greg (Hypothetical neighboring OVER guard)
Troy's Unnamed Boyfriend
Borissa
Dave (OI)
Samantha (Flinchite)
The Ty Spectrum
Magenta Ty (Decorated for the office party)
Chartreuse Ty
Rainbow Ty
Beige Ty (Does data management)
Aquamarine Ty
Uberpink Ty
Vermillion Ty
Vitellary Ty
Crystal Ty (Does meditation)
White Ty (Did entertainment at the office party)
Black Ty (Did catering at the office party)
Peach Puff Ty (Does tracing)
Ultramarine Ty
For those unfamiliar with the Full Cast Challenge, we intend to write a fic that is either from the POV of or otherwise examining every single character in WOE.BEGONE. For ease of use we have separated this list into categories; others taking on the challenge can exclude characters or categories as they wish, but we intend to write for every single character listed above, except for some of the "Animals" and everyone listed under "The Ty Spectrum" and "No Appearances / Not Real / One Appearance, Minimal / No Characterization".
If there are any characters I have missed, please let me know!
wanted to draw more sweetiepies besides the ones i usually draw
adorabat’s class goes on a field trip to see what the other sweetiepies do for their jobs
scoops, proofreading kevin’s essay: well damn. in all my years of newspaper editing i’ve never seen anything as poorly written as this. you really suck at writing, kevin
If I recall, Parker basically said that the characters share the birthday with their VA, so we actually do know their birthstones because of that.
Mao Mao - November 8 - Topaz
Snugglemagne - Also November 8 - Also Topaz
Adorabat - September 6 - Sapphire
Tanya Keys - November 20 - Topaz Again
Orangusnake - September 14 - Sapphire
Shin Mao - January 5 - Garnet
Rufus - May 4 - Emerald
Reggie - November 18 - Still more Topaz
Bao Bao - November 1 - Topaz for the 5th time
Meditatin Melvin - November 14 - there is a disproportionate amount of people with topaz for the VA's
Chubbum - August 15 - Peridot
Ketchup - April 26 - Diamond
These are all the birthdays I could find on Google so, there you go fandom.
MIKEY: Those were the days, weren't they? Base was new. Our group was new. The sky was the limit. We were doing tiny little missions just to see what happened if we moved things around. We had hamsters that lived in my bedroom. Rest in peace, Chubbums.
CHANCE: We sure have come a long way.
MIKEY: Say it back.
CHANCE: Huh? Say what back?
MIKEY: Rest in peace, Chubbums.
CHANCE: Ah, ha, okay. Rest in peace, Chubbums.
MIKEY: Thank you.