#chuckle sandwich headcanons

[sardonic-the-writer]

CHUCKLE SANDWICH HEADCANONS ☆

• Being on the podcast for the first time is—an experience that's for sure

• Charlie Schlatt and Ted had all reached out to you before for collabs of certain kinds, so you knew them fairly well through the experiences (ie. minecraft videos, to be a beta tester for big projects of theirs, asking help with new editing software even if you were as clueless as them, etc etc.)

• But they'd never once mentioned bringing you on Chuckle Sandwich. Which you were fine with. It's not like they had time to bring everyone on the internet to it at some point, so for now you were content sitting at your computer listening to the new episodes while they dropped

• In fact, that's exactly what you had been doing when a little discord notification popped up on your computer, clicking on Ted's profile picture after pausing the video

• "hey. a bit last moment, but we have a spot open for the podcast right now and wanted to know if you'd like to be a guest"

• Attatched to the bottom of the message was a random meme you had seen him, and multiple others, send dozens of times before. But it still coaxed a snort out of you as you typed your answer back

• "yeah! no problem, mr. milk. just give me some of the details and I'll be all set. also, get some new memes loser"

• Four days later and you were sitting at your streaming set up with your hands behind your head, smiling lightly as they introduced you to the audio listeners. Who by now Ted had made clear he loved to death

• "So! First things first, gentlemen, any questions for our esteemed special guest?"

• "What's the weirdest thing you've shoved up your ass."

• "Alright, that's enough talky time for you, Schlatt."

• Honestly, the podcast went great. You often highjacked the conversation to go on a separate tangent without even realizing it, snapping your fingers with a "Hey! That reminds me of—" before continuing on

• Charlie especially had a great time. For once he wasn't the only one that uncontrollably giggled throught the entire—and I mean entire—games no games or bacon no bacon question

• I picture Ted trying desperately to keep the episode a salvageable one, trying to have at least one decipherable conversation to keep in the final cut before giving up when you Schlatt and Charlie started arguing about which gum flavor was the best

• "It's fucking cinnamon you neanderthal! You fucking pussies dont know how to handle a real mans stick of gum!"

• "First of all, the h in neanderthal is silent, Schlarengitus. If you're going to insult me do it right. And secondly, any answer other than mint is a pure crime."

• "Guys, guys, I think we can all agree that grape is the best flavor. Also, (Y/n), what in the actually goopy shloopy fuck did you just call Schlatt?"

• After most of the episode had been filmed, everyone was in agreement that this needed to be done again. If not for the views, then for the shit ton of fun you all had

• "Hey who knows? Maybe we can do a vlog in real life together and have a beat (Y/n)'s ass for liking the most basic bitch flavor of gum there is."

• "Say that to my face you little—"

• Yup. Good times

[unhonest-iago]

Passenger Prince

The Chuckle Sammie boys as your passenger prince

Slimecicle

Best passenger prince ever when it comes to giving directions or sharing snacks, making sure both of y’all’s phones don’t die

One of those ‘I’m willingly to listen to anything’ type of people so expect his playlists to be all over the place. Even including country

Gets you to play that ‘I spy’ game or the ‘what do you think their story is,’ pointing with his head towards another driver at a stop light

Helps you empty the bags onto a cart so he can get y’all checked in while you try to get front row parking

Ted Nivison

Ends up arguing over stupid questions; ‘is a hotdog a sandwich?’ ‘Is water wet?’ And he purposely plays devil’s advocate

Has to do a walkthrough of the apartment before leaving to make sure he didn’t forget anything. Still forgets something.

Y’know when a radio station starts to go staticky? He listens to that until he absolutely can’t. Unintentionally refuses to use the aux cord.

Insists on holding your hand in the console, letting go whenever you need both hands to steer

Schlatt

Man is doing his absolute best to annoy to hell and back; very ‘I’m not touching you’ from Lilo & Stitch type vibes

But the moment he sees you falling asleep at the wheel, he immediately has you pull over or get a hotel if he’s just as sleepy

When bored, he’ll just roll down the window and glide his hand through the air. Staring at whatever’s in the distance

Slams down a whole bag of beef jerky. Slapping your hand away if you try to sneak a piece before proceeding to giving you the tiniest piece he can find.

[lexinivison]

·˚˖ them with an s/o who covers their face

– ❛ 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬: Ted, schlatt, charlie.

– ❛ 𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: how the chuckle boys are with an s/o who has a habit of covering their face when they laugh and smile

– ❛ none that I'm aware of and I'm 100% self-projecting on this one.

*.₊.˚꒰:: SCHLATT !

honestly he wouldn't notice until one day someone points it out and from there on out he pays close attention to you and starts to notice it as well.

whenever he sees you covering your face, he just walks up to you and grabs your hand moving it away from your face and just walks away

he doesn't know exactly what to say or even do in a situation where someone has a habit like that

so he just simply grabs onto your hand and holds it or just moves it away from your face

*.₊.˚꒰:: TED !

I can see him getting a little upset at first, because he thinks that you are just hiding from him. but whenever he pays even more close attention to you he eventually notices that you just developed a habit

whenever he sees you doing it again, he asks you what's wrong and honestly gets a little sad whenever you tell him that you are just self-conscious of your laugh and face

and so you hide your face.

Ted is very understanding and tries his best to help you overcome your habit

so if he sees you hiding your face again, he simply just says ' you're doing it again' and just grabs onto your hand holding it, until you stop.

*.₊.˚꒰:: CHARLIE !

honestly he understands right away why you are hiding your face. Because not only did he also use to do that, he also has friends who do that as well.

he doesn't say anything about it for a little while because he doesn't want to make you uncomfortable. but sooner than later he eventually asks you about it

and whenever you tell him the truth, he just says okay and he'll try to help you overcome your habit

whenever he sees you hiding your face again, he just asks you a bunch of random questions to distract you and grabs onto your hand without you noticing, and just holds onto it, so you hopefully don't cover your face again.

𖦹: Honestly this isn't my best work again, but I always wanted to get something on this topic because hiding my face whenever I laugh or just smile, is something that I've struggled with for awhile now. and I can't see myself getting over my habit anytime soon. so I just wanted to write something about it.

[schlattsdoll]

schlatt the kinda guy to let u sit on his lap to do his make up then get a boner 🤷‍♀️

🍓🩷

minors dni

schlatt wanting you to do his makeup for a stream, appealing to his female audience. "this would be a lot easier if you let me shave the chops bubbas." you joked with him, pulling out a razor. "hell no, only my barber can touch these." he stroked them, the pointed to his lap and pulled you down so you could sit. "so you're eye level short stuff."

he thought he was fine with you sitting there, but he underestimated exactly how much wiggling you would be doing. moving up to do his eyebrows, back down to check if they were even, bouncing back to do his eyeshadow and scooting to see if the wings were sisters or twins.

his mind drifted briefly to last night's activities, that started somewhat similarly; you sitting in his lap excitedly bouncing as you watched a movie. he shook himself out of his daydream, hearing the tts say something about how cute you were. "she's all mine, ain't she just the cutest?"

you finished up your handiwork, bouncing again in excitement. "doesn't jay look so pretty?"

he ended the stream soon after and washed his face with the clothe you handed him. "why'd we stop? i was having fun!" "we stopped, princess, because of all your wiggling an' bouncin'. now we got a problem." he thrusted his hips into yours and you giggled. " i can help with that..."

[writingduhh]

Chuckle Sammy || Falling Asleep In His Lap (HC)

(In this HC you fall asleep on their lap at a party / get together)

Leave me some detailed or vague fic requests or HC ideas plz I’m all out and I need some inspiration 😭😭😭

❥ Jschlatt:

▷ The second he notices you’re asleep he goes protection mode.

▷ He won't allow anyone within a 5-foot radius of you, fearing that their presence might wake you.

▷ He knows how hard you’ve been working lately and insists that you catch up on sleep, even if it’s at a party.

▷  Whenever someone close to you makes an obnoxiously loud noise, he'll respond with a stern glare and a finger to his lips.

▷ He tenderly traces soothing shapes on your back or arms with his fingertips.

▷ Definitely takes this opportunity to take some silly pictures. Using Snapchat filters or just terrible angles and lighting

▷ He will take some wholesome pictures too, of course. Spamming his snapchat story with your face.

▷ As the night progresses, and people get louder he makes the call to head home.

▷ He doesn't bother waking you up; instead, he simply scoops you up in his arms, carefully carrying you out to the car.

▷ On the drive home, he ensures the car stays at the perfect temperature, keeps the music volume low, and skillfully navigates around any potholes.

▷ Once home he takes it upon himself to get you ready and into bed.

Once home, he takes it upon himself to get you ready for bed. Carrying you inside from the car, he softly lays you down on your shared bed, while he rummages around the closet to find one of his hoodies for you to wear. Gently he’ll change you out of your party outfit and into his oversized hoodie, possibly waking you up in the process.

“Hm? Where are we?” You mumble very confused by the chnage in surroundings.

“Shh we’re home now toots, let’s finish getting you ready for bed.”

You easily complied as he instructed you to lift your arms, then he pulled his hoodie over you.

"There we go," he says, his voice now deeper as he too was growing tired.

Together you both cuddled up together in your bed, falling asleep nearly instantly.

❥ Ted:

▷ Once he realizes you’re asleep he goes full mom mode.

▷ He'll take care to delicately adjust you, making sure you’re comfortable and preventing you from waking up sore.

▷ Looks around for a blanket. If he can’t find one he’ll use the jacket/button up off his own back to keep you warm.

▷ I can see him being the type to still mingling around at the party as you sleep on the couch but he’s never more than a few feet away from you, constantly looking over and checking in

▷ If he's not up and mingling with other partygoers, he's right by your side, talking casually to those closest to him, running his hands through your hair, and tracing your face as you lay on his legs.

▷ As the night winds down and people start to leave, he'll softly wake you, ensuring you're okay and offering a refreshing glass of water.

"Y/n, come on, it's time to go," Ted softly spoke, gently rubbing your shoulder.

"Hmm?" you grumbled, slowly sitting up from where you lay on the couch.

"It's getting late, hun. We should probably get going," he explained, offering you his extended hand.

Slowly, you grabbed his hand and rose to your feet, resting your body against his.

He let out a soft laugh before saying, "Would my tired baby like a piggyback ride?”

You nodded, rubbing your eyes. Swiftly, he bent down, allowing you to climb up onto him before securing your legs with his arms. Sleepily, you laid your head against his shoulder, the subtle movement of his walking occasionally swaying your tired head.

▷ Once to the car he softly places you in the passenger seat, buckling your seatbelt before placing a soft kiss on your forehead.



[unlust-fvck]

dating chuckle sandwich headcanons!

came up with these while discussing the boys w/ @yumiis <33

schlatt

absolutely LOVES petnames ; handsome, baby, love, and BEAR!!! i have the biggest headcanon that like little nicknames and inside jokes are his favorite because they’re so intimate without the pressure

he LOVES when you play with his hair/rub his scalp. with the big rats nest he will do anything to feel some sort of massage. he’ll let you french braid it to fit under his hat.

ted

INDIE CONCERT DATES!!! he loves seeing you all dressed up to go to these events with him and it means so much to him, especially if you don’t listen to indie music to begin with.

really appreciates and praises raw beauty if that makes sense?? like he loves seeing you wake up in the morning just to see your groggy eyes search for him. he thinks it’s the most beautiful thing in the world.

charlie

UGH WHAT A LITTLE MEOW MEOW. charlie is such a sucker for compliments of any sort. he’s a huge blusher. like i’m talking smiling wide and rosy cheeks as he stumbles over his words.

slut for physical touch. i don’t make the rules. literally will wrap himself around you while watching a movie. he loves the feeling of being warm ; not only to the touch, but also inside. he loves skin to skin. your honor, he’s just a girl in a girls world

[showf4lls]

ɞ ― make a home in you; chuckle sandwich

cw + info! fluff, headcanons / no CWs

includes! ted nivison + charlie slimecicle + jschlatt

dedication! @ivyinnit

notes! i’m currently trying to get over a breakup and am kind of struggling w yearning atmo so this request (while old) was kind of perfect thank you for dropping into my askbox, ivy!! little update: it’s been so long since i’ve received this request, i know. it should’ve been easy to get it out quickly, but school absolutely melted me this semester. i know that ivy’s deactivated now, but in the case that she comes across it, i hope you enjoy beloved <3

TED

⎼ y’all schedule out laundry days together. it’s cute as fuck okok

⎼ forehead and cheek kisses while you’re on your way out the door

⎼ if he wakes up before you, he makes your morning drink of choice just the way you like it! though, he prefers to sleep in with you

⎼ if you don’t have any important plans for the day and you’ve set alarms just for the sake of waking up at a certain time, he turns them all off before you wake up. he wants to give you an opportunity to rest as much as you need to; your body will wake up when it’s ready

⎼ brunch dates! while you guys prefer to sleep in together, you alternate between sleeping in and waking up at a reasonable hour depending on your plans. ted really likes taking you out to brunch and just walking around window shopping with you after

⎼ if either of you are going somewhere important, the other will help them get ready and run through a mental checklist with them before they go in order to make sure the person leaving has absolutely everything they need

⎼ y’all are constantly doing bits. it’s kind of confusing for your friends, but neither of you care much because you’re just having a great time

⎼ ted is an absolute gentleman always, not just in the honeymoon phase. constantly opening doors for you, helping you put your sweater on when you’re leaving the house, opening the car door for you. stuff like that

⎼ he rubber ducks for you a lot. just sits down near you and listens, letting you work out your issues by talking it out without feeling awkward about it

⎼ he’s just overall a great listener and very in-tune with your needs. only gives advice and input when you ask for it, but he always makes an effort to validate your feelings. holds you when you need him to and steps back when he senses that you need space. also really good at problem solving and helping out when you get overwhelmed or have sensory overload

– when you have bad days, he has a tendency to go above and beyond. he cooks dinner for you, makes sure your comfy clothes are all washed and clean, and generally just makes sure you have to do as little as possible so that you have the proper space to calm down

CHARLIE

– you guys have rapid fire joke contests together, usually late at night when you’re sitting on kitchen counters, snacking. you go back and forth until either the two of you are laughing so hard that it would be physically impossible to keep going, or someone can’t come up with a joke fast enough

– you try to stay on the sleep cycle but you both tend to get a little out of whack every once in a while, so you have these phases of going to sleep at a decent hour and then going to sleep when the sun is about to come up

– as such, you guys have these phases of making spontaneous runs to the grocery store or gas station to get snacks, usually cereal for some reason. you get whatever you want and charlie never lets you pay for any of it. on the later nights, you guys sometimes experiment with new flavors of things or weird snack combinations

– he has a thing about always making sure you’re warm enough. you’re a little chilly? he’s pulling his sweater off and pulling it over your head. once you’re all comfy and settled, he’s on his way to turn on the heater. your feet are cold? he’s running to get you a pair of fuzzy socks and a blanket in case your legs are cold too. even when you’re about to leave the house -- it’s colder than 50 outside? he’s scrambling around the house, gathering gloves and scarves and beanies for you to take with you in case you get cold, even if they don’t match. no other options but you’re still cold? mans is wrapping himself around you, trying to use his body heat to warm you up himself. he hates when you’re chilly and uncomfortable :[

– brings you home little presents all the time. literally anything that remind him of you. you have a collection of buttons and keychains that he’s seen while walking through shops. he also steals cool props from videos and projects to give to you. you have a little collection going

– loves pda all the time, but not always cuddling (which can sound confusing, but let me explain). he likes casual pda with you around the house, whether it be you resting your feet in his lap while you both lounge across the couch, sitting on the floor and leaning back on his legs while you watch a movie, him putting a hand on the small of your back while he moves around/behind you, holding onto your hand until you’ve walked out of reach, gently pressing his knuckles into your back while you’re laying on the other side of the bed and facing away from him. likes to be touching you when he can be but in little ways that aren’t super overwhelming (mostly because i feel like you’d both be too fidgety to just cuddle)

– some of your most domestic moments are spent in the kitchen, usually cooking dinner together. it’s light and warm and it feels so much like home that you sometimes find yourself questioning if it’s all real. he’s right there to tell you it is. but back to dinner. he loves cooking for you, and you love cooking for him. it’s all laughter and winding down from work days and gentle hugs and swaying together as he hums for you

SCHLATT

– it’s a little hard to find domestic moments with schlatt off the top of your head, but they’re there when you look for them. they’re quiet, but they’re ever present

– he sleeps a lot, meaning that you usually wake up before him. if he’s sleeping light enough to hear you get up, he’ll roll over, half asleep, wrap his arms around your middle, and pull you back into his chest, mumbling a groggy “ten more minutes, babe. i’ll be up then, jus’ ten more minutes.” it’s never just ten more minutes

– he picks you up and carries you around a lot. not in the typical way. if he thinks you’re working yourself too hard, he’ll grab you from your desk and throw you over his shoulder, dropping you onto the couch and forcing you to watch a movie with him. or you’ll be sleepily making yourself a snack in the kitchen and he’ll grab you from behind, just wrapping his arms around your middle and picking you up. he carries you, complaining and squirming, the whole way to your room and tells you it’s nap time

– you guys have a lot of nap dates. it’s an easy, sweet block of time for you guys to spend together, hazy and together while napping on and off. if one of you wakes up, you get to fondly watch the other nap until you fall asleep again. watch the easy rise and fall of their chest, run a hand through their hair, trace gentle patterns on their skin, play with their fingers, listen to the beating of your heart

– you do the dishes together. you wash and schlatt dries. sometimes you get into towel fights or start flicking water at each other with your fingers

– schlatt follows you out of bed when you get up in the middle of the night. he’d never admit it, but he has a hard time sleeping without you. he hates waking up to a cold bed. so when the clock blinks 3:17 and he feels around to find nothing beside him, even if your side of the bed is still warm, he huffs and gets up. pads through the house with puffy, tired eyes until he finds you. wraps his arms around you from behind and rests his chin on your head. “what are you doin’ outta bed?” he never waits for your response, just starts ushering you back to your room

– really likes seeing you in his clothes, again, not that he would ever admit it. he’ll purposely “forget” to do your laundry so that you have to start wearing his hoodies, tee shirts, sweats, etc. it just gives him the warm fuzzies, seeing you be so comfortable and cozy in his clothes

– hangs on you a lot on days when there’s nothing to do. he’s pretty idle about it, too, kind of like a character accessory. sometimes you just have to go around the house doing your stuff with this big man hanging off of you because you don’t have the heart to tell him to leave you alone for an hour or two to get your work done

[teddynivvy]

i have sleepy morning ted brain rot so (gn!reader, not nsfw)

the sunlight shining through the blinds in the early morning, and ted is turned away from you while the streaks of warmth lay along his back

messy bed head hair!!! and his glasses abandoned on the nightstand from where he took them off before falling asleep last night

his t-shirt tight across his back and shoulders, grey and well-loved and soft to the touch

he’s breathing evenly and with a gentle snore, the blankets pulled up to his waist and concealing the pair of black boxer briefs he wore to bed

when he stirs, he flips to his back where you can trace the outline of his pink lips and long eyelashes resting on his cheeks

“w’time is it?”

his voice is deeper than normal, given the time of day, and that he was in deep sleep only moments ago

just so gravelly and deep ugh i’m very 😵‍💫

“early,” is all you reply, because you’re not entirely sure yourself and it’s not worth a moment of taking your eyes off of him to check

he opens his arm to let you in to lay against him, on his chest and tucked safely against him

he grumbles a little in response, opening one eye for only a second before kissing your forehead and humming at the feeling of your palm on his tummy

his hand would snake around to rub your back before falling right back into deep sleep, you not far behind him as you listen to the rise and fall of his breath

[harvsboy]

space camp boarding school (bs) au thoughts (chuckle boys)

a/n; I'll do more x reader base headcanons after a while but for now have my silly lil thoughts on the chuckle boys at space camp boarding school😌

tags; @riverwritez @titishq @asterjaxx @luv4luci @zuuriell (ask or dm to be added!!)

charlie is the one that gets every question right during presentations. everyone rolls their eyes at him when he answers (I think it's hot but whatever-)

ted is the best leader, so team exercises, missions-- that's his forte. he's also an amazing communicator so he definitely gets stuck in positions where he's always in back and forth communication with someone.

schlatt on the other hand would seemingly be the jock, and he sort of is. best volleyball player across the entire school. every section and level possible. its safe to say he wins every championship he can, and is definitely the team captain.

charlie enjoys academics the most, although he has a tendency to slack and rely on just *knowing* which annoys the hell out of his crew trainers most often. SO MANY MEETINGS WITH THEM !!! they're always on him about actually trying, and that slacking is setting a bad example. does he care? not really!

ted is a mix of a hands on learner and an academic fella. he loves any project that involves steps and physically working on it. goes absolutely feral when it comes time to do any sort of rocket launch. seriously is bouncing with joy!!

schlatt could care less about academic learning although he's always been the most interested in space history. it's just intriguing to him how much has gone into space exploration over the years. his favorite fact is the first rocket in recorded history was actually a weapon that was created with a bamboo shoot and gunpowder :3

all three of them love activity nights. what are activity nights you may ask? every saturday evening there's an optional activity that lasts for an hour for the whole school (space camp is on their own campus and the levels each have an hour back to back, theyre not gonna make the advanced acad kids suffer by doing scavenger hunts with the space acad kids) sometimes it's trivia night or a scavenger hunt or maybe it's something like cookie decorating!! it's always fun and space related and all three of them find it enjoyable in some capacity.

[slxtmeri]

hey meri my love i NEED ted hc’s while ur on you’re period PLEASE THE BRAINROT-

feel free to make them smutty

hi max my wife

here are some hcs mwah

a/n: period sex isn't my thing but i gave you something else ;)

ted nivison while you're on your period?

sfw

♡ would 100% be overly concerned. he would act like a worried mother

"no, no baby. don't get up, i'll grab you a water bottle. no, stay in bed!"

♡ he read somewhere online that dark chocolate helps with cramps, so he buys a variety of it. you'd wake up to a basket of chocolates, chips, and other snacks in a basket waiting for you.

~ if you don't like chocolate, he would just buy you other snacks :3

♡ cuddles with you if you ask him to. he just wants to make sure that you're comfy

♡ absolutely isn't embarrassed to go to the store and buy a shit ton of pads and tampons for you. he didn't know what kind to get, so he just bought one of everything

♡ orders you a heat pad for cramps. he also keeps painkillers specifically for you when you're on your period

♡ binge watches anything you want even if it's something he wouldn't normally watch

nsfw

♡ the two of you would be cuddling when you decide to sit up and straddle him

♡ he was a bit confused at first, but then realized what you wanted as you grinded down onto his crotch

♡ makes you lie down on your back, legs spread

♡ would get a vibrator and tease you with it for hours you whine and complain, but you obviously love it

♡ would play with your tits with his free hand while you grind down onto the vibrator

♡ once you finished, he would carry you to the bath and put the sheets in the wash, before returning and helping you wash off <3

♡ takes very good care of you overall :p

[s0ftl3]

OK so imagine going with Schlatt and driving a tank and he just flirts with you the entire time like he's never met you before.

"So doll? You come here often?"

Fucking with him and doing the bit back acting like you do t mine him either. “No, how often do YOU come here freak.”

His pride is wounded but the rest of the guys found it hilarious. Yoh made sure to build his confidence back up by telling him how great his ass looked while he was laying down shooting though. And of course his ego shot straight back up joking telling the cameraman to stop filming his ass.

Going up to Ted and Tucker bragging abt it too like a high school girl gossiping to her friends. “Guys my girlfriend said I had a nice ass teehee” and Ted and Tucker are just looking at him like he’s a weirdo.

[sardonic-the-writer]

VALENTINES DAY WITH THE CHUCKLE SAMMY BOYS <3

• You had all decided to spend a day together—just to meet up and enjoy some talk. And shenanigans of course, but that was to be expected

• The boys all wore some form of pink that day—somehow roping you into it along the way

• Ted and Charlie were wearing their own respective hoodies, both a pale red color with different valentines day designs

• Schlatt had instead opted for a pink baseball cap with the words Little Guy on it, the detail having been added on per request of Charlie and you last minute, both of you doubling over with laughter at just the mere thought of it

• The costume choice had you practically beaming—which was the only reason Schlatt had even pretended to entertain the idea in the first place. Although as the holiday further progressed, he found himself enjoying the trivial activity alongside both you, Ted, and Charlie

• Valentines day was spent without cameras or microphones. No videos or podcasts were recorded, not even a tiktok, and the only bits you all played along with were your own inside jokes

• Eventually, after a few casual drinks and scrolling through social media, Ted reminded everyone of the gift exchange he had brought up a couple of weeks ago as an excuse to show appreciation for each other

• To say that everyone had scrambled to bring out the poorly hidden gifts would be a crude understatement

• Playing along with his egotistical persona, Schlatt had gotten each of you a free youtooz from his brand—although you and you alone had gotten a small plush Jambo tacked onto your gift, which Charlie whined about for a bit

• The goopy man himself then revealed that he had gotten everyone coloring books he commissioned a fan to do. Just some four to three paged books with things like the Chuckle Sandwhich logo and each of you in a rather cartoonish art style linking arms, along with a set of cheap crayola crayons

• You, being you, had winded up getting everyone a group gift. It was a new light up sign for the irl set of Chuckle Sandwich, the only thing different about the original model being the smiling faces of each of your online personas sticking out from the side of the sandwhich to wave with flashing lights. Everyone had enjoyed it, although Schlatt teasingly complained he was way too short in the depiction

• Going last, Ted had pulled his own gifts out reluctantly, sollomly handing them over. After the tissue paper and heart themed wrapping paper had been cleared away, you all saw why. He had given away one of his coveted Rainforest Cafe cups to each of you, explaining he picked them out with care and reason

• "Just to be clear, I will be expecting each of you to take me on a seperate trip to the Cafe to pay back your debts. These gifts are not handed out lightly."

• "Sure Ted, my boy. Sure."

[nikaizkool]

tbh I want to fuck charlie really bad!

HE WHIMPERS FOR SURE.

You b like riding him and he’d just b holding your hips and moaning so loud 😍😍

[lexinivison]

·˚˖ 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗮𝘀 𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀

– ❛ 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐃𝐄𝐒 : Ted, charlie, schlatt.

– ❛ 𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: how the chuckle boys are as older brothers

– ❛ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: cursing, not proofread.

*.₊.˚꒰:: SCHLATT !

he's 100% the type of brother to randomly call you in the middle of the night or day, just to call you a bitch or ask you a dumbass question and then hang up

he insults you like crazy, but obviously you know he doesn't mean it and just jokes around with you. But if anyone else insults you he goes full on overprotective brother mode.

he loves to make fun of the fact that he still has to help you with math homework, and he laughs even harder when you fail the class because he gave you the wrong answers on purpose.

but just because he makes fun you on a daily basis, doesn't mean that he doesn't care for you because he does.

he likes to have a movie night or a gaming night with you every once in a while. and then proceeds to yell at you and rage at the TV because you are winning at the game

*.₊.˚꒰:: TED !

this man absolutely loves to pick on and bully you at any given time. but it's a way of him showing affection towards you, in his own ways.

he likes to hide you from the media because people can be ruthless sometimes, and he's seen people talk and make fun of you before. so he doesn't like to show you on social media, unless you say you are comfortable with being on camera.

but people obviously know you exist and have seen you in a couple of his videos. And Truthfully people like you more than him ..

it's weird but he loves to help you with any kind of homework that you need help with, you have a math problem? Oh look Ted is right there to help you, getting stressed with homework? Ted is right there pulling you away from it and watches a movie with you instead.

absolutely loves to hangout with you and plus his girlfriend. because he likes the way you both get along. and then he later on regrets it because you both bully him so much

*.₊.˚꒰:: CHARLIE !

he is the most sweetest brother ever, that is until he starts to pick and yell on you and then that's when he's not so sweet. But of course he doesn't mean it in a rude way, only in a joking way.

loves to have random gaming nights with you and staying up all night playing dying-light two, that is until grace comes into the room like mother yelling at you both to go to bed.

Also loves to gives you any free merchandise that you want

baking competitions are a must between the two of you and you both try to make the world's most disgusting cupcakes, cookies or cake.

honestly he is like Ted, he doesn't like to show you that much on camera considering that you are younger than him and also the last time he showed you on camera, people made a bunch of disgusting comments about you.

whenever it comes to homework he just looks at the work, says 'wtf is this' and then walks away without helping you.

[schlattsdoll]

ted + voice kink?

minors dni

ted knew his voice was one of his more attractive features, knowing how easy it was to bring you to your knees

what he didn't realize was how easy it was exactly. you could listen to him read a fuckin dictionary and you would fold.

HE!! TALKS!! YOU!! THROUGH!! IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and its so fucking good ohmylord.

says shit like "you're doing so well f'me sweetheart, you look so pretty stuffed full of my cock." or "that's my good girl, takin' me so well..."

once he realizes you have a thing for his voice, he's so much more confident about speaking, knowing how weak in the knees it makes you

[writingduhh]

Being Jschlatts S/O Includes (Hc) …

Shout out to my babe @lvrj4mie for the amazing ideas ILY POOKIE

Pairing: Schlatt x Y/n

Type: Fluff

▷ He’s very protective over you. Not in an unhealthy “you can’t leave” way, more of a “if anyone hurts you they’re dead” way.

▷ You have a drawer of your things at his place. After you began dating and practically spent every day at his house, he insisted that you keep a drawer of your belongings at his place.

▷ Receiving occasional bursts of affection from him. It's as if he can't contain his love and excitement, especially during those moments when he's feeling particularly affectionate. You could be sitting on the couch and he’ll just immediately smother you and attack your face with kisses… not that you mind.

▷ Definitely the Black Cat x Golden Retriever couple trope.

▷ Schlatt can be a chaotic and unpredictable character, but you're there to provide stability and calm in his life. You help balance his hectic lifestyle and remind him to take care of himself. You’re the calm in his storm.

▷ Despite his tough guy exterior, he's rather tender-hearted, especially when it comes to you.

▷ Spoils the shit out of you. Whatever you want he gets, even though you insist he doesn’t need to get you anything/you don’t want anything. He does it anyways.

▷ Introvert and Extrovert Balance. If Schlatt leans toward extroversion and you are more of an introvert (or vice Versa), you find a harmonious balance. He brings you out of your shell, and you provide him with moments of quiet reflection.

▷ Stealing his hoodies/shirts.

"Hey, toots, have you seen my..." Schlatt's words trailed off as he caught sight of you comfortably seated on the couch, wearing his oversized hoodie while engrossed in your game. Due to his substantial stature, his clothes practically swamped you, with sleeves rolled up twice for a better fit.

"Is that my hoodie?" he asked, a playful smirk on his face.

You nodded, a hint of mischief in your eyes. "Yeah, it is. I can take it off if you don't want me to wear it."

He shook his head, a fond smile spreading across his face. "No, no, it's okay. You look good in my clothes." He wrapped his arms around your shoulders and leaned in, planting a tender kiss on your neck.

▷ He has so many nicknames for you. Toots (obviously), sweetheart, babe, I could also definitely see him call his partner pet.

▷ Comfort in silence. Whether you’re watching him edit, gaming in the same room, or simply sitting together silently on the couch, you didn’t need words to communicate. There's a comfortable silence that speaks volumes about your connection and comfort with each other.

▷ His cats absolutely ADORE you… Maybe more than him.

▷ Late night food runs. Due to the nature of his job, Schlatt has a lot of late nights editing videos or planning future projects. On those particularly stressful nights, which is often, you like to suggest a late night food run to clear his mind. He always agrees as it’s an excuse to spend some quality time with you… and get food.

▷ You shamelessly tease him in a playful manner, fully aware that you can get away with it.

▷ Contrary to popular opinion I think he’s quite affectionate, at least behind closed doors. He’s always got a hand on your thigh, laying on your chest, or some sort of touch.

▷ You’re definitely ‘Those pet parents’ with Jambo and Burnt soup. They’re basically like your children, making you the perfect happy family.