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Cllasifications of characters
I've decided that this post will be edited every time when I'll come up with the new way you can classify your favorite fictional/historical characters.
What pet would they own or at least want. I'll put some characters here to show what I mean a) Cat or dog person -> Sherlock Holmes as a dog person and Hermione Granger as cat person here b) They want/own some unusual pet eg. reptile, spider, bird etc. -> might be Dustin Henderson since he had Dart c) They want/own some rodent (hamster, rat etc.) -> you can suggest someone (I don't count Ron with his rat) d) They don't want a pet (but it doesn't mean they won't have one because maybe their partner dreams about having a pet) -> I'd say Mycroft Holmes or Severus Snape (except an owl which is for post not for cuddling so it's not really a pet)
This is something I created with my friend. Would they prefer to drink coffe or tea and what kind of. First step: coffe or tea; Second step: would they add milk (I know that tea with milk is weird but for some reason english people like it); Third step: would they add any sweetener like sugar, honey etc.; Forth step: would they add anything extra like cinnamon or some other fancy seasoning
Can the character cook. I started talking about that with my boyfriend and then with my friend who extended that so credits to her. a) the character can cook well b) the character can't cook at all (they would burn water for tea) c) the character basically eats instant food (like that 'soups' you make by pouring water inside) d) the character can cook some easy dishes like scrambled eggs or pancakes and lives like this
By their handwriting. That's something I also randomly talked about with my boyfriend. I'm still not sure about the types of characters but I've got a few and I'll put it here with characters we talked about. This characters will be from "Attack on titan" beacuse we thought about it during watching. a) the character writes so fancy that nobody can read this -> Armin b) the character just writes ugly -> Eren, Connie c) the character writes so small letter that you have to read it with magnifying glass -> Mikasa
Do character has a high alkohol tolerance and how would they act when drunk. a) high tolerance but always drunk first anyway -> Sirius Black b) gets drunk and dares everyone else to drink -> Sirius again c) doesn't drink but dares everyone to drink -> Draco Malfoy d) says the craziest things when drunk -> Molly Hooper (low tolerance); Nymphadora Tonks (high tolerance) e) gets sleepy when drunk -> Luna Lovegood (low tolerance)
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#inspired by the japanese researcher who taxonomically classified fish-shaped soy sauce bottles#theyre is my hero#cranedraws#art#my art#artists on tumblr#fish art#fish#soy sauce#soy sauce fish bottle#taxonomy#design#poster design
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The Minister of Information condemns the "Sarf" crime and calls for classifying the Houthi militia as an international terrorist organization.
Minister Condemns Houthi Militia for Deadly Explosion in Sana’a Tragic Incident in Residential Area Minister of Information, Culture, and Tourism, Muammar Al-Eryani, has strongly condemned the horrific crime committed by the Iranian-backed Houthi militia. The militia stored weapons in a residential home located in a densely populated neighborhood of the Suf area in Bani Hashish District,…
#calls#Classifying#condemns#crime#houthi#Information#International#militia#Minister#organization#Sarf#terrorist
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Angel manta ray (what if fish was bird??)
#drawing#artists on tumblr#illustration#digital art#procreate#kinda fucked up that manta rays are classified as fish
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#vote blue#vote democrat#vote harris#fuck trump#Jd vance#conservatives#republicans#2024 election#project 2025#trump#kamala harris#election 2024#joe biden#democratic party#biden administration#Vote Kamala#kamala 2024#vote kamala harris#Couch fucker#childless cat ladies#cat lady#cats of yore#vote Kamala#president biden#dark brandon#lock him up!#classified documents#donald trump#indictment of trump#merrick garland
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Guy who has wandered through the halls and corridors of your body not with any special kind of love but with the untold intimacy of a contractor assessing the damages and potentials voice: right, so the main issue here is that the body is currently a temple, okay, and what we want is for it to be a home, cause temples are pretty and all and occasionally nice to be in if you're into that sort of thing but very few people would actually want to live in one. So what we're gonna do first is you're gonna take a look at what's here, the carrying walls and windows and all that, and you're going to come up with something you'd actually like to be alive inside of, and it's going to be a lot of work and it's going to feel strange and stupid and embarrassing but you're still gonna do it, because otherwise this construction site is fucked. And maybe what you want to live in is a skatepark or an anime-themed cat cafe or an esoteric library that has a dildo section for some reason, so it might feel like it's a downgrade from a temple, but it's actually the opposite cause the main customer for a body is you and the main customer for a temple are templegoers and maybe higher powers of some kind, - i wouldn't know about those, they never hired me, - not the temple itself, which is what you are, right, cause the body/mind/soul separation doesn't actually do anything, so what you're gonna do is look at the current layout and dig out whatever hope and ability to want you have and come up with a blueprint, and then my boys can actually get to work. Oh, and you have got to change the windows, it's drafty as fuck in here.
#oleg's writing#original writing#i don't know what this classifies as honestly#epiphanies that feel like god slapping you in the face with cheese and are conveyable only through Tumblr shitpost format
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Kamala Harris: she is Indian, she is black, and she's OWNING Trump 🔥
#vote blue#vote democrat#vote harris#fuck trump#Jd vance#conservatives#republicans#2024 election#project 2025#trump#kamala harris#election 2024#joe biden#democratic party#biden administration#Vote Kamala#kamala 2024#vote kamala harris#Couch fucker#childless cat ladies#cat lady#cats of yore#vote Kamala#president biden#dark brandon#lock him up!#classified documents#donald trump#indictment of trump#merrick garland
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#vote blue#vote democrat#vote harris#fuck trump#Jd vance#conservatives#republicans#2024 election#project 2025#trump#kamala harris#election 2024#joe biden#democratic party#biden administration#Vote Kamala#kamala 2024#vote kamala harris#Couch fucker#childless cat ladies#cat lady#cats of yore#vote Kamala#president biden#dark brandon#lock him up!#classified documents#donald trump#indictment of trump#merrick garland
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Can we talk about the kind of woman Applejack attracts.
#SHE JUST WANTS TO DO CHORES#pony posting#THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE AREA#THAT DESIRE HER CARNALLY#my little pony#everyone wants Applejack is such a fun trope#mlp#applejack#rarity#autumn blaze#mlp fim#countess coloratura#rara#cherry jubilee#mlp gen 4#mlp fanart#friendship is magic#I don't even know the name of these ships dfhbdh#I will not hear arguments that Autumn blaze does not classify as a beautiful woman. she's a mythical being#tortured by thirst lol#so fucking funny.#Rara's “childhood friends that grew UP” thing is so funny.#rarijack is peak but I think its funny that theres more beautiful women into her.
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Y'all have got to stop virulently hating men. Like, I'm sorry, I fucking hate the patriarchy too, but the patriarchy isn't just men and saying it is just exculpates complicit women. I am the mother of a young boy, and I look at this precious, empathetic 8 year old boy I'm raising and I don't know where online is safe for him. Places like this will say he's evil just for his gender, and other places will say "we'll be your friend if you hate with us," and still others will radicalize him in other ways. Where is he supposed to go? Why are we saying the radicalization is the fault of the kids just trying to find a place to hang?
Like this is seriously getting urgent. You have got to fucking stop conflating the patriarchy and men. 53% percent of white women voted for Trump. Men aren't the problem. White supremacy and Christian patriarchal structures are two examples of patriarchy-reinforcing structures that aren't solely couched in maleness. Men aren't the problem, and pretending they are drives more men into more welcoming extremist spaces and also ignores all the parts of this that are forwarded by people who aren't men.
What I see happening all over is scared, depressed, lonely people looking for someone they're allowed to hate automatically, unquestioningly - someone they're allowed to place all the blame on. Fascism says people of color, non-Christian people, queer people, etc., are the ones they're allowed to hate.
And way too many of yall answer that no, it's leftist to hate men instead. You are doing *the exact same thing they are.*
Fucking knock it off.
The answer is we're not supposed to hate anyone automatically based on their immutable personal characteristics. Hate the specific people who've hurt you. Hate the self-reinforcing systems that let them get away with hurting you. Hate the strangers who prop up those systems. Hate the fascists. Hell knows I hate Donald Trump, but it's not because he's a man, it's because he's a piece of shit.
Hate the pieces of shit, not the gender.
But don't hate men just because they're men. That's unhelpful, stupid, insane, and entirely counterproductive. Fucking. Stop.
#unforth rambles#politics#the way people are treating that one dude on that post makes me sick#if you think some monolith called Men is the problem#then congratulations you are more of a problem than many men#this is why terfism is gonna grow after this election and some of yall will fall for it hook line and sinker#the moment you decide an entire biological group can be classified as the bad ones#you stop being part of the solution and you are not my ally
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It's pride month? Do you want me to like draw gay people? what?
My friend is finishing mdzs and I'm obsessed with them all over again
#mdzs#mo dao zu shi#mdzs fanart#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mxtx#wangxian#wei wuxian#lan wangji#pride month#illustration#fanart#does it classify as old man yaoi yet or should we wait until they're both technically 40?
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the US is directly bombing syria, iraq (x, x, x, x) and yemen simultaneously tonight (very early hours of 03.02.24) while, of course, continuing to proudly fund israel’s ongoing genocide in ghazzah. they’re saying that this is only the beginning of their operations in iraq and syria. meanwhile, israel is increasingly targeting rafah, having just martyred 11 palestinians there in one airstrike alone. as a reminder, rafah is essentially the southern most area in ghazzah and is where israel told palestinians to flee to, calling it a ‘safe zone’. this is all happening the same day israel announced it is preparing for a ground invasion in rafah. allah reham kare
#what to say. ya rabb 🤲🏽🤲🏽🤲🏽#at what point does this get classified as ‘regional war’ at what point does the situation become disastrous enough that it is recognised as#a genocide of palestinians at what point will it be enough how much blood does the us want#palestine#syria#iraq#yemen#imperialism#m#!
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Dropping f-bombs on the job while dealing with fuckery just makes me like her even more.
I can't wait to cast my vote on the ballot 🗳️ for her come November.
The MSM is a thirsty bastard
#vote blue#vote democrat#vote harris#fuck trump#Jd vance#conservatives#republicans#2024 election#project 2025#trump#kamala harris#election 2024#joe biden#democratic party#biden administration#Vote Kamala#kamala 2024#vote kamala harris#Couch fucker#childless cat ladies#cat lady#cats of yore#vote Kamala#president biden#dark brandon#lock him up!#classified documents#donald trump#indictment of trump#merrick garland
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"wdym you're a man, you were born a girl and youll always be one" = general transphobia directed at a trans guy
"why would you want to be a man, all men are horrible" "clearly you only want to be a man so you arent oppressed anymore" "gender traitor" = transandrophobia
#the fag speaks#transandrophobia#trans#important#apparently im posting about this now you can block the tag if you dont wanna see it for wtv reason#alsooo disclaimer this is just how i perceive it#if you would classify this stuff differently thats okay!
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something holy possessed me last night and I drew the most banger piece of ship art I've ever made. rlly proud of this !
#murder drones#fanart#md uzi doorman#uzi doorman#md n#serial designation n#nuzi#md nuzi#biscuitbites#md biscuitbites#my art#theyre so gross uugh someone kill them bot h#pls ignore any stray or misplaced pixels. im too lazy to fix the lineart#enjoy my very messy pixelart that is barely even classified as pixelart
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