with pre-battle of Manhattan Ethabaster in the Barbie meme, Ethan is the one with the dead straight, slightly worried face while Alabaster is having an absolute blast. Post-battle of Manhattan Ethabaster the roles are reversed, Alabaster's facial muscles have forgotten how to smile and Ethan is running the Underworld like he owns the fucking place.
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How am i supposed to have a regular workout routine when my back is always doing something
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Muhritocracy in action :
“The Emperor’s roster is full of commoners, they shame me by having more achievements than I do!”
Something something social status is still prevalent in Adrestia, regardless of possession of a crest.
Supreme Leader cannot “reform” her own people and country’s mentality, how the frick are we supposed to buy she can civliz- I mean, “reform” the rest of Fodlan?
Especially if a noble prick who thinks it’s shameful to be outdone by commoners is one of her generals???
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i went swimming yesterday for the first time in years & afterward found myself weirdly antsy about getting back in the water n like. weirdly stressed about the pool closing for the holiday weekend. so i went again this morning and about halfway through my workout realized: i don't......... feel my joint pain. in the water.
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So it turns out. the name prompt from twilight princess is not just for the save file but the character’s actual in game name. so anyway for no reason at all here is my horrible son lunk who has every disease and cannot climb ladders
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oh dude rip laddersmith gilligan. only jst noticed his corpse by the profaned capital bonfire. at least he died surrounded by the things he loved
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this is the best and worst time of year at my job bc it’s slow and we barely have to do anything. But they also give out VTO (voluntary time off) and eye unfortunately am not addicted to the grind. My check is gonna look crazy if I’m not careful 😭
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my beloved grandma, who i would honestly kill for, just literally told me "no you're doing absolutely right in climbing the career ladder first and then you can get yourself a man who's even more successful than you later"
i'm
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