#clown anon 👾

[hearthtrob]

sending you good vibes forEVER

xoxo the clown

sending all those good vibes back !! :D

[selfship-confession-box]

★ Hello my fellow selfshippers! ★

PR0SHIP/C0MSHIP/TERFS/ZI0NISTS/ETC DNI. THIS IS NOT A SAFE PLACE FOR YOU.

Box Status: open !!!

Confessions are queued, may take a while to post ^^

This blog is for selfship confessions of almost any kind. Whatever reason you don't wanna post it on your blog, or if you just wanna put a confession here for fun, you're welcome here! Selfship art is welcome as well ^^

Whether your f/o(s) is/are obscure, non-human, etc, this blog is welcome to all kinds.

Similar blogs (not owned by me!): @/selfship-vent-confessions , @/nsft-selfship-confessions

"How do the f/o tags work here if I want to filter them?"

I tag them as "f/o (character here)!" It sometimes depends if the user who submitted the ask included a last name/full name/etc, as I usually do not know which characters the user is talking about 0_o (hence why i don't put fandoms)

Do not use the word "simp" here, as the word is appropriated AAVE. Do not use slurs either, I think that should be common sense.

Blacklist:

Anything Harry P0tter related

Anything Hazb1n Hotel related

FNAFcraze19912 - Reason: Flirting with a minor

Taken anon sign-offs below!

💉 Syringe anon

🩹 Band aid anon

🦄 Unicorn anon

🌻 Sunflower anon

🦐 Shrimp anon

⛅️ Cloudy anon

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🛸 UFO anon

🌌 Night Sky anon

🐰 Hare anon

S anon

🎶🎀 Music Bow anon

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Blue Text anon

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phonelover anon

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Puppet anon

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⚡🗡 Lightning Sword anon

Sheep anon

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Phen 228

Nya anon

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Kaiju anon

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🩷💌💛 anon

NK 💚

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🍞⚪️ Whitebread anon

🌌🛸 Night UFO anon

🥩🦴 Meat Bone anon

👽 Alien anon

🌼💮🌼 anon

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⚡️ Lightning anon

💥 Explosion anon

🐚💔 Broken Shell anon

🪞 Mirror anon

⌨️🌱 Keyboard Sprout anon

🍓 Strawberry anon

❤️🐈‍⬛ Lovecat anon

☕🥐 Coffee Croissant anon

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💉🩸The Count anon

🎬🌸 Movie Flower anon

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Silly Billy anon

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AMnon

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Despair anon

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☀️🖌️ Sun Brush

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❄️🐱 Winter Cat anon

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⭐️♠️ Starspade anon

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S'more anon

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🟨🟦🟥 Primary Colors anon

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🌀 Whirlpool anon

Midget 💚🌴

🚪🌀 Hallways anon

⭕️🎸 Geometric Guitar anon

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🐕🗡️ Chihuahua Guard Dog anon

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🌠🐾 Starry Paws anon

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:] anon

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Chaos anon

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🍬💫 Starcandy Anon

TVee 📺 anon

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⁉️‼️ anon

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🦊🪡 Sewed Fox anon

🐱💋 Catkisser anon

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Purple Text anon

🌼✨ Sparkly Flower anon

🎂🐚 Cakeshell anon

❤️💻 Computerlover anon

🎪🎠 Carnival Horse anon

🦇💤 Sleepy Bat anon / 😐🎉 Yippee anon

🌴💚🖤 anon

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🪦🪽 Mortis anon

👹 Demon anon

🌟🍻 Starbeer anon

🧛‍♂️🎪 Vampire Circus anon

🦇🎢 Batcoaster anon

[lifesteal-headcanons]

(I just realized that the Members of LS that “Left” that AREN'T bad ppl can rejoin the SMP's current Season, I think idk 😭)

ANYWAYS,

I joined Zam's Stream (7/7/24) & Heard Chappell Roan after crying while watching a KSMP Vod so here's this >u<

Redd's relates to California - By Chappell Roan (Redd misses the heat of the Nether compared to the permanent season that is a specific biome in the overworld.)

Ash & Clown relate to Pink Pony Club (They're both done with the judgement of what they once known and find comfort on Lifesteal. Fight with me over this)

Squiddo & Zam's Hot to go, I have nothing to relate this too, he just sounds like the type of person to jam out to it while building and not care about the lyrics.

Kab, Hannah, & Jumper's is Femininominon. Bc they're girl bosses. More specifically Hannah & Jumper likes it bc it reminds them that they aren't a plot device for anyone, anymore. It symbolizes to them that they have more worth than helping male Simulation Players around them Rise. Kab just sees it as empowering since it's a reminder that she isn't annoying, or a little bug. She has a name for herself. She is herself, she is important. And that it's important too value herself too.

- 👾🪻 Anon

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[aftonsparv-bugzz]

H O N K H O N K !! :o)

ladies and gentlemen, prepare to knock your fat craniums to this brand fabulous new BLOG !! 🃏 𖤐⊹₊ 🎪⋆

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:33 < welclawme nyall !! ૮ ˙Ⱉ˙ ა rawr !!

:33 < this is a re-entry/re-introduction/blah blah blah whatever to my blog xoP 🩻

:33 < (heres a supurr cool link to my introduction :o00 https://www.tumblr.com/aftonsparv-bugzz/743871612061990913/tag-guide )٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

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:33 < heres some info on what i'll be doing on this blog !1!1! ⋆˚🐾˖°

:33 < youcan request many things !! such as:

sprite/character edits !!

pannel edits !!

dni banners/just any banners in general !! (re opened !!)

emojis !! (for discord n stuff :3 )

non scibal emojis and agere/petre things !!

flag requests !! (though im not great at them)

user boxes !! (re opened !!)

ship edits !! (any ship, so long as it dosent go against the dni (dni is in pinned intro post))

stimboards/fashionboards !! (if you have certain wants/prices, please tell me !! also these might take a little slower (fashionboards now closed !!)) (can do, but it'll be like this !!)

moodboards/playlists !! (certain songs/themes wanted, please do tell me !! these also might take a little longer !!) (playlists closed !!)

source calls/kinfeshions !! (please be nice and not rude though !!)

making icons !! (lgbtqia2s+ + character icons, fictive icons, therian/kin/alterhuman in general icons, ect)

:33 < ect ect !! (≧ᗜ≦)

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B33 < please do be respectful and specific when requesting things though !! ¯\(º_o)/¯ please do not harass anyone who requests things if they arent using anon !! iwill not stand for it on my page. ido not tolerate it. please just block them and move on if they make you uncomfortable.

B33 < also, keep in mind this blog only has 1 mod !! requests may take longer to complete ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) (╥﹏╥)

:33 < ido prefer getting requests related to my interests/things iknow well (see pinned post) but idont generally mind !! ^_^ 🪼⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ (also, even though this is a pretty homestuck based blog, you can request non homestuck related things and non homestucks can interact !! it isnt only a homestuck blog, its just mainly homestuck because im currently obsessed with it :33)

:33 < this is a pretty messy blog so you'll be seeing things of everything everywhere on this blog but yea !!1! :33

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:33 < on that note, here are some things iwont do :o[

pendulum swings. no clue how to do them

recipies (no idea how to make one)

skincare/selfcare (again, no idea how to make them

prooshuip/comship ectect

sexual things (im a minor. kissing, hugging, ect is fine, but anything slightly sexual that makes me uncomfortable will be rejected)

and anything not mentioned

(also anything involving discourse !! ido not want to be invol with it !! (<_<") and anything agaisnt my dni/anyone who goes against my dni iwill not do things for :o( and by the way, if youdont want me to tag something as something, please tell me !! otherwise i'll probably tag it wrong (<_<"))

B33 < this might change in the future, but for now, iwont do them :o(( ☆⌒(ゝ。∂)

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:33 < thankziez furr reading all of this !1!! :o3

B33 < oh yea also i take art requests ^_^

:33 < byebye !! ^_^ 🌊✮ ⋆ 🦈｡ * ⋆｡

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:33 < dividers: first, second, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 (sorta messed up the numbers but yea) tumblr is being annoying and not letting me add alt text im sorry (if the description is bad, ido apologise

[fatuismooches]

Fontaine Archon Quest Act 1 + 2 Spoilers beneath the cut!!! 👾 anon and 🎺 anon i responded to you here :) (Also lots of talking about Arlie because I LOVE HER)

I've also gone through Lyney and Lynette's character stories/voice lines regarding Arlecchino (and a rough translation of Freminet's) and I completely agree! To be completely honest she seems more nicer than I thought she'd be. Of course, she's still strict and evil but she still has standards and seems to care for the siblings to some extent. One of the lines I found most interesting was "Perhaps the most amazing aspect of Lyney's Founding Day magic show was its ability to have even "Father" lay down her heavy burden and enjoy a brief moment of familial love." I didn't expect her to have such a close connection with the siblings. Plus, when she denied giving Lyney a Delusion and also allowed Lynette to keep a box of cats? Loved that. She can be cruel and mean but she does have some sort of heart left. Not to mention Arlie's confirmed to be from Fontaine. I hope we learn her real name soon! Totally with you there with her being soft only for reader ❤️ She has the ability to be kind but expresses it in perhaps an unconventional way. Even when she's being soft she doesn't know exactly how to act. Really looking forward to her in-game appearance!!

HELP I WAS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE😭😭 Saved for months with absolutely no regrets. Currently saving for Arlie as well! I wish you luck on your primogem saving ❤️❤️

FR I LOVE THE SIBLINGS SOOO MUCH 😭💖💖 (Freminet was robbed of screentime though) AND YES ARLECCHINO I LOVE HER 😭 Ugh I can totally imagine that <3 Arlie shows her kindness in a stern and strict way but you're the complete opposite. You can't fathom being cold to these little cuties! You're the affectionate one and while Arlie does scold you a bit about spoiling them too much she can't get too mad because at least you can handle all the mushy stuff which she cannot do very well. I'm now brainrotting about the kids seeing you and Arlie argue and becoming scared for your relationship and trying to get the two of you to reconcile 😭 I'm literally bouncing in excitement for 4.1 i want to see her so bad!!

Moving on to me just talking about the quests. Did anyone else feel a bit upset at Traveler for how they treated Lyney and Lynette at the end?? I did considering everything the twins went through. I understand the Traveler not trusting the Fatui but they were literally holding onto Childe's Vision in that moment?😭 Besides that little piece, these two Archon quests were really solid and lots of fun. Was also surprised how many serious topics were put into it too. Usually they leave the dark stuff for side/world quests.

Navia. Definitely an amazing character i loved her in the quests. Really beautiful, great personality, and i love her two bodyguards. Her voice while yelling at Neuvillette was really raw 🥺 Also loving Furina a lot. I didn't expect her to be insecure of herself. Seems like her confidence is just a facade for her people's sake. Y'all already know how I feel about Neuvillette haha i didn't expect him to be so emotional but I'm loving him so much! (I love everyone lemme just stop repeating myself 😭)

But damn being dissolved into water is so grim 😭 Imagine just being Fontanian and all of a sudden you learn you could simply dissolve and no one would ever know. I'd literally be so scared that i could die at any time 😭

EDIT: I CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT CHILDE IM SO DONE. IM SO SORRY CHILDE LOVERS I GOT TOO SWEPT BY ARLIE. Anyway. Childe was so freaking cute. He is the kind of guy who would tell you every little detail no matter how minuscule it is about his siblings. Teucer told him about something that happened to him? Okay now you're getting the same story but more drawn about and longer because Childe can't help babbling about his family.

I know people are clowning on Childe for getting beat by Neuvillette but give my man some credit 😭 He managed to scratch A DRAGON THATS IMPRESSIVE OKAY.

[maidragoste]

Im sorry but Laenor is such a frigging clown like wtf do you mean you thought your sister was in the know? Do you really think that your sister, who was raised by Rhaenys "The Queen Who Should've Been" Targaryen, would allow her husband to fuck another woman let alone her cousin?!?! Boiiiiiii you're hella fake for that and idk if MC forgave you, I'm still mad 😡 but since you did apologize, youre no longer on my shit list like Harwin and Rhaenyra are

Laenor is dumb but at least he apologized not like someone *coughcoughRHAENYRAcoughcough*

But I understand everyone's anger with him, I'm also angry with Laenor like dude, it was so hard for you to ask your sister "hey, are you and Harwin dating my wife?" instead of assuming it 🤡

Btw, anon, if you talk to me again next time you can choose an emoji (except this one 👾 because it's already reserved) so I know I'm talking to you 😉

[whorekneecentral]

had to drop the guy i was talking to bc he started trying to make moves on my friend 😭😭 i feel like a fucking clown but anyways happy valentine’s day babe💀

-👾anon

that sucks lmaooo

happy valentines day!!! <33

[scoups4lyfe]

honestly., scoups your commentary or your tags are so funny

"Man, you don’t think George’s dad experimented on his son, do you? Like with Giff’s DNA? "

LOL

Why is that funny

I—

[2-dsimp]

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Childe 🥋

Yandere! Karate Club Leader! Childe!

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Albedo 🥼

Yandere! Science Club Leader! Albedo!

Yandere! Science Club Leader! Albedo! Crack cannons

Venti 📸

Yandere! Photography club Leader! Venti!

Yandere! Photography club Leader! Venti! Crack cannons

Diluc ⏲️

Yandere! Cooking Club Member! Diluc

My Besties Art

Scaramouche 🎖

Yandere! Student Council Member! Scaramouche!

Yandere! Student Council Member! Scaramouche! With flirty S/O

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My Besties Art

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Aether 💫

Yandere! Heroic! New kid! Aether!

Aether + angst/fluff

Aether + Tall reader

Heizou 🔍

Yandere! Discipline committee member! Heizou

Chongyun 👻

Yandere! Occult club leader! Chongyun

Bennet ⚾️

Yandere! Sports Club Member! Bennett!

Thoma 🏮

Yandere! Student Council Member! Thoma!

Zhongli 📚

Yandere! Tutoring Club Leader! Zhongli!

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Yandere! Tutoring Club Leader! Zhongli + Anon kisses

Xiao👾

Yandere! Gaming Club Leader! Xiao!

Yandere! Xiao art

Arataki Itto⛓️

Yandere! Delinquent Gang Leader! Arataki!

Kaeya🎭

Yandere! Drama Club Leader! Kaeya!

Lumine🌑

Yandere! Villainous new kid! Lumine

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Yandere! Occult club member! Hu Tao

Kokomi 🫧

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The Bully

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[epikulupu]

fuck it here's my pronoun hoard. warning for some gore + bug related ones. didn't put the full sets bc JFC that would take so long and it would make this ask 10000x longer -🧮

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ALL OF THSE ARE SO GOOD

some favs ;; pipis / trollface / contaminate / experiment / blorbo / plinko / (^._.^)ﾉ / ███ / 🧾 / 🗯️

[lifesteal-headcanons]

The FFYF or the FVCK you Found Family™ (Ash, Squiddo, Kab, & Clown) Function as a found family even when the STARR producers aren't tracking them. (When we watch streams these are logs that STARR has collected off of the Players codes, I'm injecting this Headcanon into the asks). They don't act like a typical Found Family type thing but they all collectively have game night & 1/4 gets to choose the game every time they do it (1 per month) Ash Typically Chooses Monopoly, Clown; Candy land (Idk it just fits), Kab; Sorry, & Squiddo is Oujia boards or really any occultty type games to entertain the ghosts.

Also Shippy bonus :

My LIFESTEAL!!!!!! (NOT REAL PEOPLE >:{0 ) Headcanon's for their Sexuality's & Stuff :3

Squiddo; AroAce (She cares more Abt pets & stuff), & Demi-Girl (tbh she's more Demi-God than Demi-Girl if I'm being honest)

Kab; Also AroAce, Fully gal though :)

Ash; Bi, or REALLY Gay, Internalized Homophobia tho (TOTALLY NOT PROJECTING/HJ), and Non-Binary / Enby

Clown; Pan, He's pan,

:3

- 👾🪻Anon

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[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Anons Master List

Here is a list of all the Anons! This will update as time goes on and more lovely Anons are added~!

Note: If you do not see your name here please let me know!

Emojis Taken

Blue Heart 💙

Purple Heart 💜

Black Heart 🖤

Orange Heart 🧡

Green Heart 💚

Alien 👾

Movie 🎭

Rain ☔

Star 💫

Puppy 🐶

Retro 📼

Pisces ♓

Artist 🎨

Skull 💀

Ghost 👻

Panda 🐼

Moon 🌙

Rainbow 🌈

Sushi 🍣

Ice Cream 🍦

Banana 🍌

Mermaid 🧜♀

Dolphin 🐬

Diamond 🔷️

Book 📕

Clover 🍀

Ink Pen 🖋

Knife 🔪

Snake 🐍

Ramen 🍜

Cheshire 🐈

Chick 🐥

Sunflower 🌻

Mushroom 🍄

Leaf 🍁

Sheep 🐑

Clown 🤡

Nepeta ♌

Bow 🎀

Sapling 🌱

Pumpkin 🎃

Bee 🐝

Writing 📝

Shield 🛡️

Cactus 🌵

Abro 🌌

Clubs ♣

Candy 🍬

Anon 👤

Aquarius ♒

Bamboo 🎍

Eagle 🦅

Rose 🌹

Lightbulb 💡

Turtle 🐢

Watermelon 🍉

Spider 🕷

Rabbit 🐇

Cheetah 🐆

Sunglasses 🕶️

Shooting Star 🌠

Cloudy ⛅

Autumn 🍂

Coffee ☕

Thunder ⛈️

Dusk 🌆

Bell 🔔

Carousel 🎠

Question ❓

Earth 🌎

Horse 🐴

Tiger 🐯

Rat 🐀

Taurus ♉

Mouse 🐁

Black Star ✴

Paw 🐾

Love Hotel 🏩

Laptop 💻

Oceanon 🐳

Aries ♈

✨Sparkle✨

Hat 🎩

Koala 🐨

Scorpio ♏️

Chocolate 🍫

Unicorn Trash 🗑🦄

Fairy 🧚‍♀️

Kiwi 🥝

Crocodile 🐊

Pizza 🍕

Cash Skelly 💵💀💵

Ship 🚢

Dragon Heart 🐉💙

Bone Snake 🦴🐍

Joker Card 🃏

Deer 🦌

Burple 🅱💜

Coconut 🥥

Broken Demon 💔👹

Snail 🐌

Blossom 🏵

Crown 👑

New Moon 🌑

Cowboy 🤠

Butterfly 🦋

Snowflake ❄

Crystal Ball 🔮

Lemon 🍋

Cheese 🧀

Tree 🌳

Wine 🍷

Dance 🕺🏻

Dino 🦕

Spoon 🥄

Idea ⚡💡

Peacock 🦚

Sakura 🌸

Pufferfish 🐡

Egg 🥚

Smiling Hearts 🥰

Eggplant  🍆

Mail  📧

Capricorn ♑

Fleur ⚜

@ Mail 📧

Wise Monkeys 🙈🙉🙊

Cherry 🍒

Tennis 🎾

Smiley ☻

Phone 📞

Lock & Key 🔐

Cancer ♋

Moon Jester 🤡🌙

Dice 🎲

Bug 🐛🐜

Waffle 🧇

Monke 🐒

Strawberry 🍓

Phish Cake 🦐🍥

Rainy ☔

Milk 🥛

Peanut 🥜

Sleepy 💤

Honey 🍯

Exotic Butters 🎀🌟

Milk 🥛

Chocolate Milk 🍫🥛

Party 🎉

Baphomet 🐐

Juicebox 🧃

Checker 🏁

Stem 🌱

Chair Egg 🪑🥚

Peacock 🦚

Magician  ♠️♠️♠️

Bin  🗑

Sleepy Candle  💤🕯

Mouse Moon 🐀🌓

Blood 🩸

Sunrise 🌇

Aubergine 🍆

Mint 🌿

Wereanon 🐺

Hikkomo 📸🔪

Butter Bee 🧈🐝

Dutch 🇨🇷

Dream 😴💜

Moon Bug 🌕🦋

Ghost Bee 👻🐝

Squid🦑

Skull Ring 💀💍

=)

Indonesia 🇲🇨

Hibiscus 🌺

Onion 🧅

Red Heart Panda ❤🐼

Cool 😎

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Carrot 🥕

Owl 🦉

Telephone ☎

Honeydew Melon 🍈

Music Note 🎼🎵

No Emojis

Greek Myth

Red Panda

Toast

Raboot

Supportive

Z

Pineapple

Cookie

Angst

Tofu

Coze

And

Plaid & Boxers

K

C

L

Anxiety

Feather

Kuma

Porcelain

Denver

Pan

Baka

Despair

Void

North

Rhinestone

Vaguely Threatening

Satyr

Enon

Lesbian

Genderfluid

Sweet

Distortion

Heartlocket

Turron

Sun Jester

Warlock

Math

Molten

Clown

Half Corrupt

Fire

Angel

Coke

Spacerabbit

Steampunk

Full Moon

Mask

Boba Tea

Galaxy

Chansword

Noodles

Basil

X

Werewolf

Hidden

Conspiracy

Animal

ENA

Family Member

Kneecaps

Skittles

Starecrown Stan

Yellow

Salt

Glitch Phone

Dimwit

List

Ace

Flower

Half Ghost

[lifesteal-headcanons]

Here's a headcanon I love, also the reason as to why is bc I personally believe that if you're married to someone in the MCYT!CU (Minecraft YouTube Cinematic Universe) it speeds up the tick speed when both are on since they count as one entity. {Something something Marriage bringing two people together in joint unity of love, except they don't truly love each other. OR MAYBE THEY DOO?? 🧐🤨}

ANYWAYS- Ash & Redd got married on the Teamseas world. Where they teamed up to make more trash, And never divorced. The two people wlho knew though were Clown & Branzy bc Clwon helped run that world so he saw the entire ordeal (and was laughiong his ass off.) Since BRANZYCRAFT was asked to be the officiate (he didn't know Branzy was an ordained minister yet). So Ash has two wedding rings, one made of from obsidian from the teamseas world, which he typically keeps in a hard drive world (Since it's the MCYT!CU Hard drive worlds are like PRIVATE private property, it's another word for a single player world). The other is from Parrotx2 during the Lifesteal Wedding, hell Ash only said that since he knew he couldn't get legally divorced {Scamduo both agreed to never talk about the marriage so that also means never talking about divorce, which ended up benefiting Ash more than Redd.} Anyways, so when Ash 1) saw he was getting married 2) in a dress.. Well he didn't mind that I believe he minded more that it wasn't a traditional Indian marriage dress { I think they're called something starting with a T? I don't remember the exact word, sorry :/ }, but lastly 3) Was that it was to PARROTX2, and REDDOONS is his man of honor???? {He was upset since he rlly would've preferred a marriage to Redd in front of LS than one to PARROT. Also Redd & Ash have a thing where they don't admit love, or anything, but they have this odd protective / possessiveness over eachother's hearts & marriage, since they'd never admit it but they're both atleast a little bit glad they married on that world. Both for Ash's pride and they're weird Bro-mance deal.} The only one Ash currently takescare off, well as much as Ashswag would be expected to care for of a ring, is Redd's, he only keeps Parrots bc it's shiny. {Corvid / Magpie Ashswag is REAL.}

- Yours Truly, 👾🪻Anon

(PS: 👾🪻 & 🪻👾 are both me, I might get them mixed up!)

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[lifesteal-headcanons]

Idk if this counts as a LIFESTEAL Headcanon or not. But I believe all MCYT SMP's are interconnected like a food web. I mean that they're all watched on by the Watcher from EVO SMP. More specifically they send out players that they specifically watch over (It was Parrot & Ash for Lifesteal, Kaboodle & Clown for KSMP, Gem & Pearl for Empire SMP, Pearl & Grian for Hermitcraft. Ect!) But once they weren't getting the content fill they neeqded wfrom Ash & Parrot they moved onto the Ksmp and watched over both Lssmp & Ksmp, sometimes at the same time. (and they'll constantly feed on the LSSMP when the life series aren't running. It's a life-smp thing!) Oh also I'm on a Kaboodlesmp kick. So once they felt K!Clown not give them enough Angst™ they through Ash (& Branzy) into the mix to spice things up. But Branzy was giving Clown hope so they then almost immediately took him away. (as I said I'm on a KSMP / Kabooe SMP kick, I'm sorry! 😅) - 👾🪻 Anon

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