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mossheartz · 1 year
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they were so homoerotic. and for what.
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dr-lizortecho · 3 months
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the thing about Bonnie and Clyde is no one gets them like I do- the writers are wrong, they’re Max and Izzy in another form, Rosa and Maria
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Every Alex Manes Scene (232/?)
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rnmhatchdayparty · 1 year
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Welcome to RNM Hatch Day Party!
June 14th 1997, three children of unknown origins were found wandering the desert of New Mexico, while a fourth child was similarly found by a nearby reservoir the same night. These children grew up to become what fans of Roswell New Mexico know as the Pod Squad; sassy, cowboy hat donning-angsty aliens that give this show its sci-fi charisma. 
Join us this June 14-16, 2024, with fan creations, show discussions, and maybe some fun games for a celebration of the day our favorite aliens hatched from their stasis pods. 
What is the suggested theme for your fan creations? Simple: The Pod Squad! (Other aliens besides the Pod Squad and human companions need not be excluded!)
Tag your contributions with #rnmhatchday or #rnmhatchday24 so we can see it!
Grab a margarita (before Michael steals it) and an alien carved green hatch chili to snack on while we get the party started!
P.S. Do not invite human significant others unaware of the aliens’ secret! Liz worked too hard on a adorable party banner for it to be hidden away! *looking at you Isobel 👀 * 
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asofterrnm · 2 years
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turn things around
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[Image description: a comic strip of 3 square panels. All three panels show a single continuous photo of Bonnie and Clyde. They are shown from the shoulders up, facing the camera, just inside the doors of the West Pecos Bank & Trust. Clyde is looking past the camera and smirking, and Bonnie is looking off to the side looking worried. The doors of the bank are open and it's dark outside. Text on the first panel reads "Life is never so bleak". Text on the second panel reads "that you can't turn things around". Text on the third panel reads "with a crime spree." Text below the panels reads “e horne and j comeau - a softer world dot com - a softer r n m dot tumblr dot com. End description.]
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rnmcrashcon · 2 years
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Let's pregame RNM CrashCon on March 25 with some fun polls to get our spaceship engines revving!
Pick your favorite quote from the villains that have rode through our town of Roswell.
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Round 1 results:
These are the round 1 results for both most and least popular villager. The winners of this round will continue on to most popular, the losers go onto least popular. Remember, just because a villager lost, doesn't mean they're generally disliked! They may have just gotten stuck with a heavy hitter round 1.
Biggest sweeps (85% and over):
Woolio 96.4% / Yodel 3.6%
Lily 95.4% / Limberg 4.6%
Lucky 93.4% / Lucha 6.6%
Sherb 92.7% / Shinabiru 7.3%
Henry 92.1% / Hippeux 7.9%
Cephalobot 91.6% / Cesar 8.4%
Lopez 91.5% / Louie 8.5%
Shep 90.9% / Sheldon 9.1%
Butch 90% / Buzz 10%
Chief 89.9% / Chico 10.1%
Bea 89.5% / Barold 10.5%
Bow 89.3% / Boyd 10.7%
Rio 89.2% / Rizzo 10.8%
Tangy 88.9% / Tank 11.1%
Skye 88.7% / Simon 11.3%
Shino 88.6% / Shoukichi 11.4%
Cleo 88.3% / Clyde 11.7%
Petri 88.1% / Petunia 11.9%
Ankha 87.6% / Anicotti 12.4%
Vivian 87.6% / Vladimir 12.4%
Rolf 86.1% / Rodney 13.9%
Molly 85.7% / Monique 14.3%
Diana 85.4% / Diva 14.6%
Portia 85.4% / Prince 14.6%
Closest matches (55% and under):
Camofrog 55% / Cally 45%
Cube 54.6% / Cranston 45.4%
Curlos 54.6% / Cupcake 45.4%
Frobert 54.6% / Fruity 45.4%
Anchovy 54.4% / Angus 45.6%
Wade 55.4% / W Link 45.6%
Bella 54.2% / Becky 45.8%
Jane 54.1% / Jambette 45.9%
Annabelle 53.8% / Analog 46.2%
Drift 53.8% / Drake 46.2%
Rooney 53.8% / Rollo 46.2%
Spike 53.8% / Sparro 46.2%
Alice 53.3% / Alfonso 46.7%
Billy 52.9% / Bill 47.1%
Grizzly 52.7% / Groucho 47.3%
T-Bone 52.7% / Sylvia 47.3%
Eunice 52.3% / Eugene 47.7%
Nate 52.3% / Nibbles 47.7%
Melba 52.2% / Meow 47.8%
Big Top 52% / Biff 48%
Erik 51.8% / Étoile 48.2%
Bettina 51.4% / Bessie 48.6%
Hornsby 51.4% / Hopper 48.6%
Mint 51.4% / Midge 48.6%
Scoot 51.2% / Shari 48.8%
Ed 50.7% / Egbert 49.3%
Frita 50.7% / Friga 49.3%
Samson 50.7% / Sandy 49.3%
Clay 50.5% / Claudia 49.5%
Koharu 50.5% / Kody 49.5%
Pinky 50.2% / Piper 49.8%
Julia 50.1% / Judy 49.9% <- (look at this shit)
Middle of the pack:
Punchy 84.9% / Pudge 15.1%
Curt 84.7% / Curly 15.3%
Muffy 84.6% / Mott 15.4%
Biskit 84.1% / Bitty 15.9%
Daisy 84% / Deena 16%
Kyle 84% / Leigh 16%
Coco 83.5% / Cole 16.5%
Roscoe 82.9% / Rory 17.1%
Stitches 82.9% / Stinky 17.1%
Mitzi 82.8% / Moe 17.2%
Vesta 82.2% / Velma 17.8%
Monty 82.1% / Moose 17.9%
Gladys 81.7% / Gigi 18.3%
Opal 81.7% / Otis 18.3%
Hazel 81.6% / Hector 18.4%
Purrl 81.4% / Queenie 18.6%
Tia 81% / Tiansheng 19%
Ione 80.8% / Inkwell 19.2%
Roald 80.8% / Robin 19.2%
Flora 80.7% / Flossie 19.3%
Chrissy 80.6% / Chuck 19.4%
Ketchup 80.2% / Kevin 19.8%
Kiki 79.8% / Kit 20.2%
Sunny 79.6% / Sven 20.4%
Lulu (anteater) 79.5% / Lulu (hippo) 20.5%
Poppy 79.5% / Poncho 20.5%
Bruce 79.2% / Broffina 20.8%
Hans 79.1% / Harry 20.9%
Gayle 78.9% / Gaston 21.1%
Pashmina 78.8% / Pate 21.2%
Bunnie 78.6% / Bud 21.4%
Beau 78.5% / Beardo 21.5%
Ace 78.3% / Admiral 21.7%
Marty 78.2% / Masa 21.8%
Gwen 78.1% / Gruff 21.9%
Dotty 77.9% / Dora 22.1%
Pekoe 77.8% / Peggy 22.2%
Aisle 77.5% / Al 22.5%
Goldie 77.5% / Gloria 22.5%
Elina 77.2% / Elise 22.8%
Maple 77% / Marcel 23%
Lolly 76.5% / Lobo 23.5%
Pierce 76.3% / Pigleg 23.7%
Phoebe 76.2% / Phil 23.8%
Tiffany 76% / Tiara 24%
Fauna 75.9% / Felicity 24.1%
Carmen (rabbit) 75.6% / Carmen (mouse) 24.4%
Ruby 75.6% / Rowan 24.4%
Fang 75.4% / Faith 24.6%
Papi 75.3% / Paolo 24.7%
Hopkins 75.2% / Holden 24.8%
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Boomer 74.8% / Boone 25.2%
Fuchsia 74.8% / Gabi 25.2%
Rosie 74.6% / Roswell 25.4%
Eloise 74.5% / Elvis 25.5%
Freya 74.4% / Frett 25.3%
Ozzie 74% / Oxford 26%
Chevre 73.9% / Chester 26.1%
Victoria 73.8% / Violet 26.2%
Stella 73.7% / Sterling 26.3%
Drago 73.6% / Dozer 26.4%
Maggie 73.2% / Mallary 26.8%
Gala 72.7% / Ganon 27.3%
Bianca 72.5% / Betty 27.5%
Belle 71.8% / Benedict 28.2%
Patty 71.8% / Patricia 28.2%
Bones 71.6% / Bonbon 28.4%
Merengue 71.5% / Merry 28.5%
Bam 71.4% / Bangle 28.6%
Hamphrey 71.4% / Hank 28.6%
Dom 71.3% / Doc 28.7%
Tammy 71.1% / Tammi 28.9%
Marcie 70.8% / Marcy 29.2%
Genji 70.7% / Gen 29.3%
Zell 70.3% / Yuka 29.7%
Cousteau 70.1% / Croque 29.9%
Teddy 70.1% / Tex 29.9%
Marina 69.7% / Margie 30.3%
Ribbot 69.7% / Rhonda 30.3%
Ellie 69.5% / Elmer 30.5%
Baabara 69.3% / Aziz 30.7%
Carrot 69.3% / Cashmere 30.7%
Claude 69.3% / Clara 30.7%
Peck 69.3% / Peewee 30.7%
Wolfgang 69.1% / Winnie 30.9%
Tucker 69% / Truffles 31%
Norma 68.9% / Nindori 31.1%
Jeremiah 68.8% / Jay 31.2%
Tutu 68.1% / Twiggy 31.9%
Flash 68.3% / Filly 31.7%
Rocco 68.3% / Rocket 31.7%
Sprinkle 68.3% / Spork/Crackle 31.7%
Zucker 68.3% / Zoe 31.7%
Ursala 67.9% / Valise 32.1%
Amelia 67.8% / Alli 32.2%
Deli 67.8% / Derwin 32.2%
Chelsea 67.6% / Charlise 32.4%
Boots 67.3% / Boris 32.7%
Cherry 67.1% / Cherri 32.9%
Cookie 67% / Colton 33%
Peaches 66.9% / Paula 33.1%
Sasha 66.9% / Savannah 33.1%
Flo 66.7% / Flip 33.3%
Freckles 66.7% / Frank 33.3%
Tom 66.5% / Toby 33.5%
Bob 66.1% / Bluebear 33.9%
Azalea 65.9% / Axel 34.1%
Caroline 65.8% / Carrie 34.2%
Tybalt 65.8% / Twirp 34.2%
Tad 65.5% / Tabby 34.5%
Agnes 65.4% / Agent S 34.6%
Cobb 65.4% / Coach 34.6%
Octavian 65.4% / Olaf 34.6%
Reneigh 65.4% / Renée 34.6%
Chow 65.2% / Chops 34.8%
Rudy 65.2% / Sally 34.8%
Maddie 64.9% / Maelle 35.1%
Chai 64.8% / Champ 35.2%
Olivia 64.8% / Olive 35.2%
Pippy 64.8% / Plucky 35.2%
Celia 64.7% / Cece 35.3%
Wendy 64.7% / Weldon 35.3%
Pango 64.6% / Pancetti 35.4%
Joe 64.5% / Jitters 35.5%
Puddles 64.3% / Puck 35.7%
Felyne 64% / Filbert 36%
Snake 64% / Sly 36%
Kid Cat 63.9% / Kidd 36.1%
Jacques 63.8% / Jacob 36.2%
Chabwick 63.6% / Chadder 36.4%
Bree 63.5% / Broccolo 36.5%
Sylvana 63.3% / Sydney 36.7%
Tipper 63% / Timbra 37%
Static 62.9% / Sprocket 37.1%
Marshal 62.8% / Marlo 37.2%
Annalisa 62.7% / Annalise 37.3%
Quetzal 62.4% / Quillson 37.6%
Nosegay 62.3% / O'Hare 37.7%
Ken 61.9% / Keaton 38.1%
Nan 61.9% / Murphy 38.1%
Tasha 61.9% / Tarou 38.1%
Rilla 61.5% / Ricky 38.5%
Julian 61.4% / June 38.6%
Knox 61.1% / Klaus 38.9%
Pecan 61.1% / Peanut 38.9%
Deirdre 60.9% / Del 39.1%
Whitney 60.6% / Willow 39.4%
Webber 60.5% / Wart Jr. 39.5%
Greeta 60.4% / Graham 39.6%
Cyd 60.4% / Cyrano 39.6%
Blanche 60.2% / Blaire 39.8%
Hugh 59.8% / Iggly 40.2%
Bertha 59.5% / Benjamin 40.5%
Dobie 59.5% / Dizzy 40.5%
Viché 59.4% / Vic 40.6%
Rex 59.2% / Rhoda 40.8%
Mac 58.9% / Madam Rosa 41.1%
Audie 58.8% / Aurora 41.2%
Apple 58.7% / Astrid 41.3%
Raymond 58.7% / Rasher 41.3%
Pietro 58.5% / Pierre 41.5%
Joey 58.3% / Jūbei 41.7%
Mathilda 58.3% / Medli 41.7%
Hamlet 58.2% / Hambo 41.8%
Bubbles 58.1% / Buck 41.9%
Penny 57.7% / Penelope 42.3%
Avery 57.5% / Ava 42.5%
Lucy 57.5% / Lyman 42.5%
Flurry 57.4% / Francine 42.6%
Kitty 57.4% / Kitt 42.6%
Huggy 57.3% / Huck 42.7%
Epona 57.2% / Emerald 42.8%
Stu 57.1% / Sue E 42.9%
Rodeo 56.9% / Rod 43.1%
Soleil 56.8% / Snooty 43.2%
Canberra 56.7% / Candi 43.3%
Kabuki 56.7% / Katt 43.3%
Walker 56.7% / Walt 43.3%
Apollo 56.4% / Antonio 43.6%
Leopold 56.4% / Leonardo 43.6%
Iggy 56.2% / Ike 43.8%
Miranda 56.2% / Mira 43.8%
Poko 56.1% / Pompom 43.9%
Raddle 56% / Quinn 44%
Megumi 55.9% / Megan 44.1%
Lionel 55.1% / Liz 44.9%
Nana 55.1% / Naomi 44.9%
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dayscrazed · 2 years
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Roswell, New Mexico Timeline (through season 4)
1x01- reunion 1x02- 1 week later Liz visits Rosa’s grave 1x03- 2 days (?) the morning after Malex have sex again 1x04- morning after the drive-in/blackout 1x05- morning after since Noah’s looking for Iz 1x06- the same night Max tells Liz the story 1x07- 1 week later police question Liz about the fire 1x08- 1 day or 2 after Iz admitted on psych 1x09- 6 weeks later Michael & Liz work on an antidote 1x10- next day, Alex talks to Michael, Iz is out of the pod 1x11- 1 day or 2 after, Iz shares her memory of Rosa 1x12- 3 days after Noah’s been in a pod 1x13- morning after Noah escapes
Whole season = around 10 weeks (Start of June through the 2nd week of August)
2x01- 2 weeks from Max dying 2x02- 2 weeks Mimi’s been missing 2x03- 2 weeks Michael has been at Pony 2x04- 2 weeks Isobel’s been going to cafe/ Michael been in “weeks-long hibernation” 2x05- next day, but then 3 weeks Max recovers and Iz attacks 2x06- 3 days they’ve been giving Max antidote 2x07- 1 week Rosa’s been training 2x08- 1 day or 2 ‘cause Max follows up on Jenna 2x09- that night they talk to Sanders, Max is arrested 2x10- 1 or 2 days later, they road trip to the reservation 2x11- 1 week since Alex never made it to the AF base 2x12- 1 day later, Michael building the bomb 2x13- that night, “tonight at Crashcon,” then a few (3?) days later
Season 2= 15 weeks; Through late November
3x01- 1 year after s2 finale (episode is 2 days) 3x02- the next day they put Jones in cage 3x03- next day, Lockhart machine on day 46 in previous episode and then goes off 3x04- next day Jones escapes 3x05- next day after Max heals Kyle and causes Liz to collapse 3x06- next day after Kyle went missing 3x07- next day because Jones healed Max 3 days ago 3x08- next day or 2, Michael says water tower was “the other day” (2 or 3 days ago) 3x09- 3 days later, Max has been asleep for 2 days/ Alex has exposed to machine for 2 days (episode is 2 days) 3x10- 2 days later, Michael says they fixed it a few days ago 3x11- day after, urgency to get save them from Jones 3x12- the same day, episode leads to night/the next day 3x13- same day, nine hours later because that’s the time limit of the serum they defeat Jones. Then, episode one day later
(Whole season = 18 days or 2 weeks and 4 days) A year later, through the end of November into early December
Season 4 = 6 months later
4x01- June 14th Hatch Day 4x02- The next day, after St Elmo’s Fire 4x03- A day later at night- Michael meets Bonnie. Ep goes through another day 4x04- That night and then the next day after Mimi dies 4x05- Next day, Tezca mindscapes Max 4x06- Next day, Isobel and Kyle morning after & Michael still sick 4x07- Next day, Max powerless and Liz is mad 4x08- Next day, Maria, Liz and Rosa panic about Alex 4x09- Next day, Liz in mist coma 4x10- Next day, evil!Liz jumps into science 4x11- Next day, Michael searches for Alex & Liz back at Crashdown, moved out 4x12- Next day, Liz detoxing and Malex attempt at wedding/ fuel to leave 4x13- Same day, daytime when they fight Clyde; but then another day (or two, maybe more?) until the wedding and then the day after the wedding, Max leaves
Whole season = about 16 days (2 weeks, 2 days)
Relationship Timelines:
- Michael sleeps with Alex 6 weeks, 4 days before sleeping with Maria. Alex talks with Maria and in less than a week, she kisses Michael. 
- Michael ghosts Maria for 2 weeks. Then, 2 weeks later, Michael parks at Pony and stays for 2 weeks, then she pushes him away. After 5 weeks, 3 days, she calls him: cornfield incident. They officially date for 3 weeks, 2 days
- Liz and Max kiss 7 weeks and 4 days after Max confesses his love. They sleep together a week later. 
-After Max is resurrected, he and Liz sleep together and then they date officially for 3 weeks 2 days. 
- About a week after Forrest leaves, Michael kisses Alex. Malex officially are together for the last 9 days (week and 2 days) of the season.
- Liz admits she still loves Max 10 days after she came back to Roswell. They finally kiss a week after that and officially get back together.
- About a week after Isobel meets Anatsa, she asks her out for drinks. Isobel and Anatsa start seeing each other for the last 5 days of the season.
- Alex gets trapped in Theo’s dimension for 11 days. Michael learns he’s missing after a week and goes after him on day 9.  
- Michael and Alex move in together after being together 6 months, and then get married roughly 2 weeks after they move in.
- Max and Liz have officially been dating for 6 months (plus the 3 some weeks they were together before) and have been living together for 4 months when Max tries to propose.
- Liz tries to propose roughly 2 weeks after Max tries to propose.
- Isobel kisses Kyle a week after she breaks up with Anatsa, 6 days after she learns about his feelings.
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identity-library · 5 months
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Mental Health (TV Shows)
A:
Alladin (1994)
Mechanicles (Low Vision)
B:
Big City Greens (2018)
Alice Green (Phobia - Snakes)
C:
Chicago Med (2015)
Jason Wheeler (Addiction - Alcohol/Drugs, Suicidal Ideation)
D:
Dead End: Paranormal Park (2022)
Barney Guttman (Abuse)
Norma Khan (Anxiety)
Dirty God (2019)
Jade (Abuse)
Doom Patrol (2019)
Kay Challis/Crazy Jane (Abuse, DID)
E:
Empire (2015)
Andre Lyon (Bipolar Disorder)
ER (1994)
John Carter (Addiction - Drugs)
Euphoria (2019)
Jules Vaughn (Depression)
F:
G:
Get Ed (2005)
Loogie (Dissociative Identity Disorder)
Glee (2009)
Emma Pillsbury (OCD)
Grey's Anatomy (2005)
Amelia Shepherd (Addiction - Drugs)
Andrew DeLuca (Bipolar Disorder)
Charlotte King (Addiction - Drugs)
Jo Wilson (Depression, PTSD)
Miranda Bailey (OCD)
Owen Hunt (PTSD)
Richard Webber (Addiction - Alcohol)
H:
Hazbin Hotel (2024)
Angel Dust (Addiction - Drugs)
House (2004)
Gregory House (Addiction - Drugs)
I:
Inside Job (2021)
Andre Lee (Addiction, Anxiety, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
Reagan Ridley (Trauma)
J:
Jessica Jones (2015)
Jessica Jones (Addiction - Alcohol, PTSD)
K:
L:
Lilo & Stitch: The Series (2003)
Clyde (Kleptomania)
M:
M*A*S*H (1972)
Benjamin-Frankling "Hawkeye" Pierce (Claustrophobia)
Mom (2013)
Bonnie Plunkett (Addiction - Alcohol/Drugs)
Christy Plunkett (Addiction - Alcohol/Gambling)
Marjorie Armstrong (Addiction - Alcohol)
Ray Stabler (Addiction - Drugs)
Regina Tompkins (Addiction - Drugs)
Moon Knight (2022)
Marc Spector/Moon Knight (Autistic, Dissociative Identity Disorder)
N:
NCIS: Los Angeles (2009)
Alex Kilbride (Addiction - Substances, Depression)
NCIS: New Orleans (2014)
Patton Plame (Addiction - Gambling)
New Amsterdam (2018)
Lauren Bloom (Addiction - Drugs)
New Girl (2011)
Ernie "Coach" Tagliaboo (Phobia - Boats)
Jessica Day (Claustrophobia, Phobia - Tight Spaces)
Winston Bishop (Panic Attacks)
O:
P:
Person of Interest (2011)
Harold Finch (Anxiety, PTSD)
Private Practice (2007)
Violet Turner (PTSD)
Q:
R:
Roswell, New Mexico (2019)
Alex Manes (Abuse, PTSD)
S:
Station 19 (2018)
Jack Gibson (PTSD)
Robert Sullivan (Addiction - Drugs)
Sean Beckett (Addiction - Alcohol)
Stumptown (2019)
Dex Parios (PTSD)
T:
The Healing Powers of Dude (2020)
Noah Ferris (Anxiety Disorder)
The Infinity Train (2019)
Simon Laurent (Abuse, NPD, PTSD)
The Lion Guard (2016)
Ono (Phobia - Bats)
The Magicians (2015)
Eliot Waugh (Abuse, Addiction - Alcohol)
The Prodigal Son (2019)
Malcolm Bright (Night Terrors, PTSD)
The Second Best Hospital in the Galaxy (2024)
Dr. Klak (Anxiety)
Total Drama (Franchise)
David "Dave" (Anxiety
Jay (Anxiety, Phobias)
Mickey (Anxiety, Phobias)
Mike (Dissociative Identity Disorder)
Sam (Addiction)
Shawn (Anxiety)
U:
V:
W:
X:
Y:
Z:
#:
9-1-1 (2018)
Robert "Bobby" Nash (Addiction - Alcohol)
Edmundo "Eddie" Diaz (Anxiety, PTSD)
Evan "Buck" Buckley (PTSD)
Christopher "Chris" Diaz (PTSD)
Maddie Buckley (Postpartum Depression, PTSD)
9-1-1: Lone Star (2020)
Judson "Judd" Ryder (Grief, PTSD)
Tyler Kennedy "TK" Strand (Addiction - Alcohol)
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mossheartz · 1 year
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this is 100% their dynamic. trust me.
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[Interviewer]: At it’s core this story is a love story- so can you tell me a little bit more about Liz and Max’s relationship?
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manesalex · 1 year
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Every Alex Manes Scene (231/?)
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rnmhatchdayparty · 1 year
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11x13kyle · 1 year
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Hey, I'm confused about something. Roswell recently said that Stan doesn't go on Fireside at all, but in your Stylegate post you state that he does make appearances on the podcast once the initial drama over his and Kyle's relationship dies down. Did the canon change since you made your stylegate post?
And if not, what would Stan going on Fireside even entail; what kinds of shenanigans would result?
matt stone and trey parker can give clyde four birthdays and like half of the characters three different last names but nadia and ros can only chuckle…………
nah but seriously that’s just an issue of this au being pretty big so we lose track sometimes! so i’ll say that as of this specific moment in time it’s up to you unless otherwise specified. do YOU think he’s been on fireside? then he has!
if stan does go on fireside, it’s very much like. instant regression. he immediately falls into his most tried and true childhood behavioral patterns and definitely has the matty healy on the adam friedland show experience of getting really into the podcast and the conversation and ending up saying something just INSANE and probably VILE. it’s like he’s in a trance where he only realizes the gravity of the situation once he leaves the studio and goes “ah. fuck. my publicist is gonna KILL me.” (his publicist has begged him over and over not to go on fireside)
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gaymasonjar · 2 years
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Will You Meet Me In The Middle?
Chapter 1: Don’t Worry About Me
“Who wants to bend to me first?”
The thrumming under his skin felt like fire. Burning. Forcing him to Clyde’s will. Alex breathed shakily as he watched Max face off with Clyde. The smell of the hot desert sand was mixed with the strong scent of rain from the number of aliens in one location. Blue flame burst between the two aliens before Max succumbed to the power and dropped to his knees.
Successfully breaking free of Clyde, Rosa stumbled up from the line that they were all kneeling in. She whacked the alien over the head with a piece of wood. It was enough to break his concentration. Max and Clyde blasted blue fire at one another again. The collision of flame caused a tidal wave blast that knocked everyone flat on their backs.
The world was ringing and silent all at once. Blinking his eyes weakly, Alex found himself staring at a blue sky. Daylight. The sun was blinding. Inhaling sharply, coughs racked his entire body. He could feel the thick blanket wrapped around him and the desert sand underneath him. His eyes slid shut. Hands grabbed onto his shoulders. Alex opened his eyes again, squinting. 
Michael. 
“All I ever wanted to do, is to make you happy.”
He was talking but Alex couldn’t hear it. His brow furrowed. Allowing Michael to pull him up into a seated position brought up a wave of nausea. His eyes closed again, taking deep breaths to keep himself from throwing up. 
They were back on Earth. The inter-dimensional prison was destroyed.
Alex made a face when someone pulled his eyelid up. A light flashed in his eyes rapidly. 
Kyle. 
Both Valenti and Michael were still trying to talk to him. He blinked slowly, unable to focus enough to read their lips. Michael’s grip adjusted until he was holding Alex against his chest. The quick beating of Michael’s heart pulsed against the back of Alex’s shoulder. It was grounding. Alex found himself melting into the embrace, eyes slipping shut. 
“We need to get him medical attention”, Kyle told Michael as he slipped his penlight back into his pocket. “I can take him to Deep Sky. It’ll be easier than trying to explain this at the hospital.”
Michael nodded as he lifted up his fiance in his arms. Alex tucked his face against Michael’s shoulder. The alien followed Valenti to his car nearby the portal site. After laying Alex down in the backseat, he climbed in beside him. Alex tucked his face into Michael’s neck. His skin felt cold against the alien. Michael rubbed his knuckles against his stubbled cheek gently.
“Baby, can you hear me…?”
Alex hummed softly, the ringing less prominent in his ears. His eyes eventually found Michaels’. A soft smile grew on his face. Michael returned the smile before kissing Alex gently.
“You’re gonna be okay, Alex.”
Alex grabbed Michael’s wrist before he could pull away, “Don’t leave me.”
“I’m not going anywhere. I love you, so much.”
“I love you too.”
Michael looked past Alex to the doctor in the driver’s seat. “We’re ready to go.”
“Alright.”
Michael helped Alex with his seatbelt before shutting the door. Kyle sped off into the desert. It was a long drive from Roswell to Las Alamos. Around 3 hours. Kyle kept glancing up into the rearview mirror, anxiety clear. 
“What, Valenti?”
“What happened in that place? You look like you’re on death’s door, Manes.”
“Radiation”, Alex muttered against Michael’s neck.
“What?” Eyes wide, he cursed under his breath, “Shit. You were in there for a long time.”
“It just affected him”, Michael added. “The rest of us never got sick from it.”
“I just hope it’s not too different from radiation poisoning on Earth. Alien radiation…”
Alex grimaced before grabbing his churning stomach. “Ugh- Michael-”
Michael hurriedly pulled out an empty grocery bag left in the back seat and shoved it into Alex’s hands. The brunette dry-heaved violently. What little water and stomach acid he had in his system came up. Exhaustion crashed into Alex like a heavyweight. He slummed back in his seat with a groan before sleep took over. 
“Alex? Alex!”
“Is he still breathing”, Kyle demanded.
“I-” Michael placed his hand on Alex’s chest. His heart was beating. Breathing was shallow but it was still there. “He is- he doesn’t sound good.”
“He needs treatment. Medication.”
“Valenti- tell me what to do.”
“Keep him breathing until we get there. Even if that means CPR in the backseat- you keep him breathing.”
“Don’t leave me yet”, Michael whispered into Alex’s shoulder. “We still have that life to build together.”
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