#cocoa ramble

[cocoachronicles]

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[flamingtoads]

[kalopses-sonderes]

It’s it alright if I ask for a platonic cookie run self aware au? It’s basically where the cookies come into baker’s world and they keep trying to kill them. The baker sees this as adorable and treats the cookies like pets. The cookies keep trying kill baker and baker just pulls out a spray bottle filled with water and sprays them a few times until they give up. Eventually they warm up to each other and become friends. The reason why the cookies didn’t leave sooner is because the baker put a new password on their phone and they couldn’t go back

This is so stupid

Stop this is cutest thing I have ever seen I just wanna eat this request I’ll keep it forever its amazing. This is gonna be just my ideas on this request instead of a fic because I have it’s of ideas and can’t write them all out :(

- Just imagine like five of the cookies in the kitchen counter trying to grab a knife since they’re so small like two inches. Baker walks in on this and sighs, filling up a spray bottle for water and starts spraying them. They just start scattering like little roaches.

Baker: Bad, cookies, bad! -spray spray-

Cookies: SCATTER!

- A few of the cookies who just sit through the spray till their dough gets super soggy and gross (cough cough Red Velvet cough cough) and they walk away like a limp piece of bread and you have to sit them out the dry on a cookie sheet by a window.

Baker: Red Velvet.. Just give up, you’re barely able to stand up.

Red Velvet: I will not give up! -falls over-

- The cookies live in your living room locked in with those baby cages so they don’t roam around the house. They were having a group discussion about you and wether they will accept you as you watched since they forced you to join and decided your “fates” Once they finally warmed up to you and finally got access to the entire house instead of just the living room. You wondered why they haven’t left yet if they hated you so much before, they told you about how you changed your password and they couldn’t unlock the portal got their home.

Baker: Soo, why did you guys not leave when you hated me?

Cookies: well.. your phone didn’t accept the secret code we put in so we couldn’t get to the portal home..

Baker: secret code.?… Oh! I forgot I changed my password!

[mblue-art]

You made Killer such a cute little sad boy omg I am screaming. Please hug him or something, or trap him under a content little kitty idk but he needs it.

I love your art, it's so soft, sweet, warm, and cozy. Like marshmallows in warm hot cocoa <3

awe, ur sweet anon, thank u i appreciate this very much <333

belated cuddles from a kibby and his crush!! for the birthday boy! (napping at the coziest corner at ccino's 😎)

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[yonemurishiroku]

Hades’ pet: the guardian of the Underworld, fearful three headed beast the size of a mansion.

Name: Spot.

Hobby: playing with red ball.

Nico’s pet(s): fluffy, quiet, the size of a ball at best, absolutely obedient.

Name: The Cocoa Puffs.

Hobby: making people relieving their traumas. 😀😀

[nugulover69]

[alterkrystal]

I love the April fools event. -u-

This is only but a taste of the effects of the shroomies. :)

[mintaikkcorpse]

Thinking about Mint Choco going on the spinning teacups ride bcuz Cocoa wanted to go on only to pass out because he got dizzy

(From the official Cookie Run Account on insta)

[hanakou-often]

HANAKOU NATION START YOUR ENGINES!! Even though February's months away, I wanted to give people (me) ample time to get their ducks in a row. While I'm only on tumblr, I'm aware that there's other Hanakouers on other platforms so feel free to participate/share this on other places too!! If y'all have any questions, my inbox is always open! C:

[fumifooms]

The ultimate dogboy in Dunmeshi to me isn’t Laios, Lycion or even Kuro. It’s Mickbell.

Little dog man’s never had enough. Little dog man has someone in his hands already but it’s not all that he’s wanted and craved. He’s hungered for so long and now he doesn’t know what can quench it. When you’ve been hungry, once you have something it’s hard to not binge eat it because you never know when you’ll lose it. He wants more from them, more of them, more to chew, more safely locked within his teeth, more to taste on his tongue. Hungry greedy unkempt misbehaved. I think he loves like a dog I think he slobbers and digs his teeth in because he doesn’t want to let his bone go and he’s hungry and starved.

And he’s not like Laios he’s not like Kuro he’s not like Lycion, calling him a dog in any way would be the greatest offense to him but also it’s true. Sorry. Dogboy against your consent. You better be ready to unpack a lot of stuff you don’t like hearing about yourself!!!! The unwilling dogboy analogies are the most interesting ones get out Laios and Lycion. Mick doesn’t want to be a dog, it’s dehumanizing, demeaning, but he is, he loves like a dog.

Feeling dehumanized and demeaned by loving so much, by being walked on a leash by your feelings until your body acts on instinct like it’s primal and animalistic, for feelings you cannot control, and you’re drooling you’re drooling you’re clawing teeth snapping but you’re on hands and knees begging for scraps and treats. Just a dog picking up crumbs of a fine meal from where it’s dropped on the floor, affection from coerced hands, peanuts of self-esteem from judging others, anything to soothe while surviving.

It will come back by Hozier save me. "I love like a dog" and everyone is unhappy about this, it’s too much for everyone involved, 10/10. Dunmeshi animalistic metaphors you never miss. Stray dog mick. If I don’t use a dog motif in my mick fics it’s not me someone is impersonating me

This was my train of thought for the mickbell & kuro web weaving i made a while ago I guess. Dog imagery mickbell you will always get to me…

Little dog man wants a white picket fence family and house, somewhere someone to belong to :( Okay that’s more Kuro actually, happy to just have his little kennel day after day just following his owner, shackling yourself for the love. Ough.

Mickbell, my ultimate dogboy... He plays the part so well (derogatory)

Coughing blood

[cocoachronicles]

Hi hi hola hola probando :3c

[loveandleases]

One good thing about the winter storm and being snowed in: no distractions from working on Chapter 2 and adding in some code.

(the urge to pelt someone with a snowball is strong.)

[cocoafloodsthemetro]

What do you do when the art isn't arting :/

I mean wtf is this shit

[fox-guardian]

shoutout to the people who are far too warm. every one of my coworkers has the worst circulation and they're all so cold all the time shivering with hoodies + long tees and the heater on meanwhile I am dying if I am not standing directly in front of the fan with a tshirt on with that thang going full blast. thanks to it being 30°F outside I can finally wear leather chokers again without That overheating me and being a sensory nightmare in the store as well.

shoutout to the people that when the fam turns the heat on at night and you're ready to get cozy, you're Too Warm and have to close the vent AND turn the fan on ya. I see you and I am fanning you with my busted hand fan that I bring with me to work for the aforementioned Warm Store reasons.

[yonemurishiroku]

wonder how mortals would see the Cocoa Puffs thought. Black cats? Black poodles? omg that boy is walking 20 black poodles

[burnt-cheese-toastie]

okay so i saw more of cocoa

litterly if anything happens to her im killing everyone, she is best bun bun

i need a bootleg plushie of her now, this is a threat, please commission me so i can make that dream happen