Hi! Congratulations to the 500 followers! 😄
I have a JoJo question: If you'd have a stand, what would be it's name and abilities?
Mine would have a bit of a weird name (in the world of JoJo at least), because it's name would be a "modern" band, Starset (they're my favourite band 😅) It would look like an astronaut similar to the cover of the band's first album, Transmissions, with a blue-purpleish colourpalette:
It's powers would be similar to Hermit Purple but it could send messages with the help of any communication tools into the past or into the future too. This ability's name would be Transmissions; this ability was inspired by the music video of My Demons which is on the mentioned album. And when this ability activates, the stand's colourpalette would change into red-orange-purple-blue and wold change similarly to most of the videos for the fourth album, Horizon.
And I think it would have a passive ability that would work like an inventory with the name Manifest. A different pocketdimension or something where things can be stored and brought back in my hands.
God, sorry for this long essay, I hope it wasn't too annoying 😅 I'm curious what yours would be.
Here, would you like some coconutballs? I made them tonight. Sorry if you don't like them or if you're allergic to coconut. But it has cherries in them 😏🍒
I hope your Christmas was great!
Oh my goodness hello!!! thank you so much for the congratulations, it is seriously amazing that I have made it this far in such a short amount of time and am growing faster by the day!!
you put so much thought into your stand and that literally sounds awesome!!
i feel like as the more jojo's progresses, the more complicated it's stands get lmaoooo
this is actually such a difficult question lmao
i had someone ask me what my stands name would be and I said Still Life like the song by Sitcom to keep with the music theme jojo has, but also Demon Days (like Gorillaz) would be cool
i would definitely want some sort of teleportation ability because convenience is everything to me. and maybe to keep it complicated jojo's style i could teleport to other dimensions or it even just teleports me to a random place instead of where i choose because jojo's can be like that fr sometimes lmaooo
also, yes i would love a coconut ball! those look delicious! so thank you very much!!
hope you have a great rest of your day/night and stay hydrated!! <333
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The End Of Mankind As We Know It - Climate Change
"It's the end of the world as we know it,
It's the end of the world as we know it,
It's the end of the world as we know it,
And I feel fine"
R.E.M - "It's The End Of The World As We Know It"
The Good News:
WE AIN'T GONNA DIE FROM MAN-MADE CLIMATE CHANGE!!
The Bad News:
WE MAY END UP LIVING AS SERFS.
According to a small group of climate hucksters (who profit and gain more power) - unchecked carbon caused by me driving to my son-in-law's house to watch America's Cowboys beat the hapless Eagles every year will increase the temperature a couple of degrees over the next few decades.
Let's cogitate on those couple of degrees for a moment shall we?
A few thousand years ago, Canada and a large part of the northern United States was covered in multi-maga thick ice. To add insult to injury, nature created a lake as big as Lakes Erie and Ontario combined right where Missoula, Montana sits today.
The ice dam holding the lake back was over 2,000 feet tall.
Every 15-20,000 years the dam would suddenly collapse, and a flood would be released with a force equal to 60 Amazon Rivers that would rush to the Pacific Ocean. These floods every few millennia created much of the geography of Washington and Oregon.
Every 15-20,000 years. Over and over.
When the next ice age happens, and it will happen again - Portland, Oregon will disappear in a matter of hours - washed away by the inevitable Missoula Flood - sweeping all the tents, boxes, trash bags, drug needles and street poop down the Columbia River and into the Pacific Ocean.
So even if you buy into the line that by driving petrol fueled cars and heating our homes with natural gas means an increase in the temperature of a couple of degrees - which means we can grow bananas in Iowa… I'm good with that.
Sounds a lot better than wearing four polar bear hides during the next ice age - trying to stay warm while gazing at the eastern horizon fearfully anticipating the next gargantious wall of water.
Or, maybe future elites will plan on stopping that too?
The only for-sure-bad-news Climate Change we need to worry about will take place in a few thousand years and it will be totally unrelated to driving cars or eating meat.
Even in the worst, most scarious scenario absurdias, i.e., the elites are correct and us petrol heads kill all the polar bears and the oceans rise and the Mojave Desert is all of a sudden at the bottom of an ocean… so what? The Mojave was under water before. If it happens, we will just squeeze a little closer together and have some beautiful views of the Pacific Ocean from the west side of the Rocky Mountains. (Los Angeles and San Francisco will be the first to go when the ocean rises - so it's not all bad.)
Look, there are two Doomsday Scenarios related to Climate Change.
Scenario One: The highly touted nightmare scenario that is not going to happen.
Me and my goombahs cause the earth to heat way up, the oceans rise and hurricanes and floods and drought destroy civilization.
Which means that the animals will rule once again and us few goombahs left will retreat to the trees where we will sip Coconut Mojitos and watch the Chimpanzees beat the hapless Orangutans in a game of Coconutball.
Scenario Two: The secret plan to enslave mankind that won't do a thing to stop climate climate.
The more likely scenario is that the elitists are successful in convincing us to give them all of our individual liberties so they can guide us and make decisions for us.
No more constitutional protections, no more free speech, no more free markets that threaten to destroy the environment by us driving our 1964 Midnight Blue Ford Mustangs.
We will sit huddled in our solar and wind powered homes, always cold in the winter, always hot in the summer, eating our government approved bug meal and plant based tuna casseroles.
Only allowed to travel more than a few blocks occasionally to re-elect our wise leaders.
Or, maybe to conduct ceremonial abortions and sterilizing genital mutilations in honor of The Goddess Gaia.
Either way it'll all work out in the long run for Mother Earth because, either we end up living in trees, or we live our lives as serfs ruled by the elite managing our carbon footprint.
The first one ain't never gonna happen.
The second one might happen if we believe the climate hysteria stories and we give up more and more power to the hustlers, elites, 'experts' and the upcoming climate biased A.I. super computers.
I'm an optimist so I'm looking forward to watching Coconutball.
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