#hflc

[lawoftheclaw]

Getting abandoned by your older brother: light work no reaction

Finding out he went HFLC:

[jinxjade]

Hi, so a friend and I took a crack at decoding Lobo's manifesto and I believe we did it.

I'll just begin by just saying what I ended up with then I'll explain how I did it, since you asked so nicely.

"the worlds greatest hero is the big bad wolf stop no person living or otherwise has saved more lives than the scary monster from the fairy tales that taught us to stick to the road at night to trust our gut to not cry wolf and make sure our houses foundations are solid stop theres a big bad wolf in every story in every culture in every nursery rhyme and cautionary tale no one reaches adulthood without learning a lessen from him about moderation and wisdom but our world is run by a cabal of manchildren idiots drunk on their own power and the warm safe feeling in the pit of their gut when they skip the security line and fly private the rich and the powerful buffered by the scurrying parasites that enable their idiocracy through their competence and cowardice stop they all went and ignored their grandmas wisdom they didnt pay attention in school they built a world on foundations of sand and theyre acting all affronted that were getting upset because the tides coming in higher and higher their pillars are eroding and the foods going bad and theyve run out of holes to dig in the ground to hide in but dont worry stop the big bad wolfs coming back in a big way im here and im loud and im hungry and im gonna blow their straw palaces down and stomp over and gobble them all up stop its only the sheep in the herd that have to fear the wolf stop

lobo is king"

I'll explain how I did it under the read more if you just wanted to read the manifesto.

Okay so, this is obviously a keyword cipher based on the words alpha beta, or whatever the username of that reblogger is. But, I'm not very smart and I couldn't figure out what the R was so, I took the scenic route. Lobo always ends their posts with "lobo is king" and they use "stop" instead of periods. I quickly figured out that meant that "jmam fs hflc" = "lobo is king" and "stmn" = "stop". I then took the original encoded version and replaced all of those letters. After doing that, I got a version of the full message but the most helpful bit was this at the start. "teo woqlds gqortost" This seemed to me to be pretty clearly "the worlds greatest" under the cipher. So I then made those changes too. After that it was really just seeing what made sense with the message that was beginning to show up. I wish I could tell you what the actual keyword is but I've got nothing. Either way, hope that helps you, your night owl!

Your NightOwl #003

i saw a ghost today and it made me a nihilist.

Dramatic, i know, but how would you describe the following (if you were also trying to write a good blog):

Over the weekend </3 unalived another victim. When word got out, her id got leaked and soon her face was everywhere- underneath a heavy-handed political message.

Over the course of a few hours, she had gone from being a person, to being a victim. Then, they had gone from victim to symbol, from symbol to strawman, to punching bag, to false-flag operator, to meme, to whatever you wanted her to be. 

Not the most dignified funerary procession. If you judge our society by how well we handle death, we’d get a failing grade.

Well, what would actually happen is that we’d be given a Gentleman’s C.

But after watching that parade pass me by on every social i could thumb over to, 

i saw her. Alive, healthy, happy. 

In an insurance commercial.

If </3 was out and about over the weekend, they didn’t leave any b0dies in their wake. There were no sh00tings and no d3aths. The poster, the victim, it was all fake.

It’s actually more fake than a fake: it’s a mock-up made by a politically specialized PR-marketing-firm-monstrosity; their “take” on what a good political advertisement could look like in the age of </3.

They say that it was meant for internal use only, and got leaked through some kind of corporate-espionage sleeper-employee bs. i believe them, but only because the fallout’s been such an entertaining disaster for anyone with a sense of humor (and a hatred for corps (and their ugly-as-hell homepages)).

My personal favorite wrinkle in the story: Their initial statement claimed that the woman they used in the “internal document” was just a “theoretical victim” that their graphic design department “generated algorithmically”. Then, they had to turn around and admit that someone just slapped a few filters on some stock-footage actress’ headshots and they hadn’t actually used any kind of “algorithm”  for anything. And THEN they had to admit that the actress in question wasn’t a real person at all but was actually a “virtual personage” owned by the stock-footage database. And THEN they had to admit that they hadn’t actually purchased her license before “using her likeness in creative ideation”. 

Okay so not a singular wrinkle, but still.

So. what looked like a horrific sh00ting turned out to be the best corporate trainwreck in months. 

Thank god.

i wish that more could come of it than just a laugh. There won’t be reflection, or changes, or consequences for anyone. People will claim that they knew it was fake the whole time, or dip under the irony covers and start making conspiracy theories about </3′s “lost victim” or whatever.

i don’t know what it is about </3 that brings out the worst in people, and maybe i never will. i just hope that i’m not the only person noticing it.

But i’m trying to not end these posts on negative notes all the time, so here’s something fun that i’ve been working on: a scrap of L0b0′s manifesto!

Probably a fake, of course, but it’s hard enough to decipher that it might be the real deal. My friend says that since i found it physically printed and in a public place, it’s at least got the basic requirements. i’ve transcribed it in the “Read More” below, so feel free to try and crack it- but you have to share the cipher with me if you do.

good hunting,

your night owl

<(●_v_●)7

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[daily-deliciousness]

Egg burrito

[clubstyleeurope]

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[keto-bebop]

Threw together these chicken and spicy slaw chaffle sliders for lunch today and they were deeeelicious

[highfatminimalist]

Day 22/30

So this 30-day round of keto was supposed to end a week from today, but I’m extending it to September 2nd, because that’s the day my SO is flying into town and I know I’ll have a couple cheat meals while he’s here. So now this is a 39-day challenge lol.

I’m still doing vegetarian keto on workdays, and I’ll continue this until the end. This is a yummy stir fry I prepped earlier! Pan fried tofu and veggies in a homemade stir fry sauce. Carb count is a smidge high because I included bell peppers but everything else, including the sauce, is pretty safe.

Yesterday turned into a bigass cheat day, because it was my best friend’s birthday. So we did brunch/mimosas and cake. My disordered brain wanted to fast today, but I resist that shitty little voice and went right back into my routine. Also, that’s only the second time I’ve cheated since starting this round and I’m okay with that.

[maefort]

Garlic cream cheese stuffed portabella mushrooms ❤️ going to start posting more of the stuff I make as well as progress pictures. Unfortunately I’ve gained a lot of weight back from 2 years ago but I was in a bad place and went back to eating really bad food everyday.

[losingitinjersey]

Remember how last night I made the healthy decision to eat chicken and veggies solely for the scale to be kind to me today? Of course that means I gained :) BUT, I’m well aware that this is the game we play when we weigh every day. Because I weigh every day I need to not obsess over the numbers as much as the overall picture.  (saying it makes it true, yes?)

I am well aware that I’m only able to get this silhouette due to tight high-waisted spandex, but I’m okay with that. 

Made my chaffles today with some diced jalapeno. Definitely something I’ll try again as well as it encourages me to continue to mix things up!

Erp does this thing now where she loves to kick things out of her bassinet so today her firefly landed in my coffee :)

My new favorite word signifying the opposite of the life I’m currently living. 

Thank you Google Photos for reminding me of this fantastic memory of  hanging with @zerocarb in SF last year and teaching her how to do a full body mirror shot.  Seems relevant to today ;)

Snacky snack with the cheese wrap, mayo, turkey slices and tomatoes. 

Went out to the garage today to do my lifts and I find bird poo on my bench?! Apparently a bird has been in my garage. I hope they’re okay and managed to get out while the doors were open.  

Dinner tonight was moar chicken! Paired with a cucumber, feta, tomato salad.  Deeeelish!  Am I tired of chicken yet? NOPE. 

Happy Friday, friends :)

[beauty-brains-and-booty]

SO. This is definitely a work in progress. I REALLY was craving some greens and Nutrients and wanted a green smoothie, but had to figure out how to make it keto friendly. I decided on 1/2 an avocado to replace a banana I’d normally use, 1/2 a cucumber, half a bag of spinach, ginger, lime juice, matcha powder, and a bit of water. I wanted to sweeten it, so I started with 1 tsp of honey, then figured I’d try the stevia I use for coffee. The flavor honestly is pretty good! However, it’s very low calorie. I think next time, I’ll use an entire avocado, a little less water for a thicker consistency, and maybe experiment with some canned coconut milk. If I could find a non-flavored plant based protein powder I like, I could add that too and make it a whole meal.

I will definitely make an update next time I make this and tweak it! Also, can we talk about the fact that I’m NOT an avocado lover, have never purchased an avocado in my life, picked one based off a Tumblr post I saw years ago, and managed to pick the perfect one? So satisfying.

[daily-deliciousness]

Bacon wrapped chicken

[easylowcarbrecipes]

Have you joined the Chaffle Bandwagon? Here are 4 Easy Chaffle Recipes you can try for breakfast and lunch!

[bobsbunlessburgers]

Dinner last night! 4 egg omelette with pepper jack cheese, ham, and sausage. I ate the ham slices, sausage and about 1/3 of the omelette. Talk about full. Lol. Been getting in my gallon each day and I’m feeling great! #ketosis #ketogenic #ketoweightloss #ketodiet #keto #ketogenicdiet #lowcarbhighfat #lchf #ketofood #healthy #goals #ketofriendly #lowcarb #ketogeniclifestyle #weightloss #challenge #100daychallenge #carnivore #meat #hflc #weightlossjourney2020 #foodporn #ketojourney #ketomeals #ketoliving #ketoaf #joy #health https://www.instagram.com/p/CEE5UhiJb9f/?igshid=esl77i2ttje7

[highfatminimalist]

I hate when high carb vegans/vegetarians/etc are super smug on this platform about eating fruit all day and being in excellent shape.

Like, that’s really fucking great for you, but don’t shit all over keto and Atkins because your body processes carbs in a non-lethal way.

Low-carb life isn’t for EVERYONE, but it is a literal life saver for people who are genetically predisposed to metabolic disorders and insulin resistance, so mind ya business.

[ketodiet567]

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[losingitinjersey]

Sure feels like I should have consumed less calories today given my eats of eggs, keto chow, chicken and broccoli, but it all was keto approved goodness. So satisfying and tasty.  

I’m bummed I didn’t get a walk in today but it was 90 out and I had the babes so that was a no go. Instead, we enjoyed the extra time together.  

Today, for the first time ever, erp spent a good 20 minutes or so with her head laying on my chest looking up at me as she was getting sleepy for bed.  Heart explosion.  Normally she’s so interested in what’s going on around her that she’s constantly up on her arms looking around.  I took this opportunity to snuggle in, brush her hair with my hand and rubbed her back.   Love that quiet peacefulness she exhibited tonight.  

[beauty-brains-and-booty]

Coffee has been an interesting experiment while going keto/sugar-free.

I ALWAYS have to have my coffee moderately sweet and creamy. For the longest time, I would add raw honey and a bit of creamer because I’m a slut for fancy flavors in coffee. 

Well since I can’t do sugar now, I’ve tried finding new add-ins for coffee to make it taste good. And I’ve only gotten half-way decent results. Sugar-free/unflavored creamers taste like ass. I eventually found out that the Splenda/stevia blend tastes really good and using half and half. It tastes decent enough, but nothing special.

BUT GUYS. I wanted flavored coffee really bad the other day. So, I had the idea to get some McCormick flavor extract. I’ve been adding a little bit of cake batter extract to my coffee and OH MY GOD it’s SO good.

I went on Amazon and found a seller that offers 60 different flavor extracts, so I got a pack of 5 flavors to try out: raspberry, blueberry, brownie batter, carrot cake, and pumpkin pie. I’m SO excited for them to get here and to try them. My sugar-free coffee will never be the same.