#codems

[ememz666]

boywife n girlboss

[jacktenenbaum]

no tumblr sexyman poll matters except the Cecil one. every other one coming out after that is trying to get their fave crowned but they aren't. the idea that STAN PINES and CECIL PALMER are even close to being the same is nuclear bomb/coughing baby levels of insane. accept Cecil and you will be free.

[newcodesociety]

"Every year, millions of college first years become roommates with people they’ve never met before. There are no parents to set rules, and that one roommate who keeps on leaving their stuff everywhere, doesn’t seem to understand that he’s making everybody’s life harder. Sometimes, one person does the thankless work of cleaning up after their roommates. Arguments erupt over allocation of duties, and the takeaway lesson is inevitably, “get your own place as soon as you can afford it”.

A similar situation plays out in tech companies as recent graduates become codemates with engineers they’ve never met before. Normally there are “parents” (senior engineers) to supervise, but this isn’t always the case. Maybe the company hired too many junior engineers; maybe the senior engineers are overloaded; maybe the senior engineers can’t or won’t mentor. For junior engineers in these situations, here is a crash course on How To Be a Good Codemate."

Click the link above to read more

[jellyfish-headmates]

scenekid alter?

★ " something is swimming in ! " ★

let's go see who it is!

Name(s): synth, keratin

Pronouns: they/them, th3y/th3m, xe/xim, pai/paint, spa/space, sol/solar, star/stars, glow/glows, tech/techs, cy/cyber, co/codem gli/glitch, vir/virus, pix/pixel, ne/neon, 🎉/🎉s, 🌈/🌈s, 🌐/🌐s

Age: ageless - looks like a teenager

Gender(s): girlboy, genderflux, weirdkidgender, scenething, sceneix, cringecoric, kandigender, glowystaric, scenepupgender, kandithing, cybergender, webgender, laptopic, internetgender, stargender, alienstar

Orientation(s): abrosexual, fluctuates between lesboy/lesbian and omni (preference for men)

CisIDs: scene, (par)autistic, proshipper, chronically online, niche interests, kandi maker, chosen therian

TransIDs: transhazard, transhandwriting, transartist, transluciddreamer, transabled, transadhd, trans(clinical)zoanthropy, transfakedid, transtourettes, transtherian, transvampirekin, transzooblood, transwings, transcatpaws

Paraphilias: 🐾, 👥, 🍭, 🔥

Role(s): dysphoria protector, sleeper

Signoff: 🌈🌐

Source: n/a

Species: human-ish?? idek

Likes: the internet, neon colors, researching stuff, darkshipping, not being a jerk, sleeping, th3ms3lv3s, using typing quirks

Dislikes: staying up late, darkness, quietness, any negative emotions, spiders, bigots, haters

Triggers: the body being unable to fall asleep, bright colors, gender dysphoria

we MAY have perchance gotten carried away with this one

~ 🪐🐠

[syncoflove]

📌 #CellphoneKODE’s next guest.

SAN and Gyuvin ZB1 introducing each other.

📌 My codemate whom I met today.

—> A childhood picture of a codemate.

Gyuvin: Our hyung who has shoulders that I want to climb on..🥰 my bias! let me introduce you to my role model!!

📌 My code mate I met today.

—> A childhood picture of a codemate

SAN: Let me introduce you to my cute dongsaeng who said he's an atiny and approached me first with deer-like eyes❤️

[edogawa-division]

The sun was setting in Edogawa and inside the lab of a certain gothic mansion, a certain butterfly themed android was smiling and keeping her giggles muffled as she snuck out the house to meet up with her beloved, her Codemate, her husband for today was a very special day for the both of them.

Today was the first year anniversary of when they got married.

Just the thought was almost enough to make A.D.A. overwhelmed with emotion but she shoved it down, it could wait until she was perfectly snugged in her husband's arms.

She smoothed down her beautiful blue gown, she was surprised when Malphas sent it to her but it only served to add to her excitement for what may come. The hardest part was distracting Kaoru long enough for her to leave the house, thankfully her sister A.M.U. and twin brother A.R.K. volunteered to cover for her, the latter knowing how much this meant to his twin sister and because A.D.A. threatened to transfer his consciousness into a Tickle Me Elmo doll.

Fortunately, it didn't take A.D.A. long to reach the place where Malphas wanted them to meet up, the sight of the large cathedral-like building took her nonexistent breath away, she walked up to the door, prepared to knock but was startled when the door opened by itself, walking inside, her eyes glittered and shined at the whole place decorated in a romantic and borderline sensual way, it felt like a scene out of a movie.

"Hello there, pretty butterfly."

A.D.A. whipped her head around and she couldn't stop a smile forming on her face when she saw her husband smiling not his usual smirk, but smiling a genuine loving smile at her, he was dresses very refined and A.D.A. didn't even bother hiding the way her eyes ran over him hungrily making Malphas snort and roll his eyes fondly at his wife.

"Take a picture, Princess, though I'm sure your storage has to be full already."

"Ha! Never, I can have never enough of you...and our babies." A.D.A. grinned and threw her arms around Malphas in a hug, one he gladly returned, the blue haired android sighed happily, burying her face into the male's chest and inhaling his intoxicating scent.

"You and your seventy-one photo albums." Malphas muttered as he rested his head on top of hers, chuckling when A.D.A. huffed and pinched his side both knowing that it did absolutely nothing to the raven haired male.

"Seventy-two."

"Of course, babe, now c'mon, believe it or not, I actually have something more planned than just a nightly rendezvous." Malphas tapped A.D.A.'s waist, signaling her to let go to which the butterfly pouted and relented, switching to hold his hand as he guided her further into the building.

"How did you even find this place?" She questioned, looking around in awe, Malphas smirked lightly, satisfied that his work was being well appreciated. "Believe it or not, this used to be a Church, that shitty priest from Ginza commissioned this building to be another one of his churches but Scorpion Den quickly shut that shit down, now its another one of their bases, or at least it will be soon but for now it belongs to us."

A.D.A. hummed in response, her mind created a mental image of her husband tearing through Crossroads goons with frightening ease, the sight only filling her with desire for the male next to her.

The pair entered a room that looked similar to a nest, completed with fairy lights and a large bed with many blankets and pillows. "I figured we can skip the whole wining and dining and get right into what you like the most, the gifts."

Sitting on the bed and pulling A.D.A. onto his lap, to which the female giggled at, Malphas proceeded to place gift after gift on her lap.

Starting with a bouquet of blue butterflies, they fluttered their gently as they sat on glowing iridescent flowers.

Then there was a beautiful and intricate photo album filled with photos dating back to the start of their relationship to their wedding photos and when their children were first born.

Malphas smiled. "Aiko actually made this so its more of a gift from her than anything but I figured you'd want a physical copy, its only activated by either you or me so you don't have to worry about Kaoru or anyone else looking through it."

Next was something that took her by surprise, A.D.A.'s eye widen as a glowing purple necklace was placed onto her open palm, faintly buzzing and almost pulsing with pure energy. The blunette female turned it over again and again, fascinated with the piece of jewelry, however, there was something...familiar about the energy it gave off, A.D.A. had felt this before, during the one time where she was-

"Mal!" She gasped, turning to look at him with wide eyes, as to confirm if this is what she thought it was. "Is this-"

"A piece of my core inside a necklace? Yep and before you worry, no, I'm not in pain or anything though it was a bit jarring removing a piece of myself. I want you to have this, A.D.A., there's no one I trust more to have my life in their hands than you." Malphas placed a kiss on her head and the overwhelming feelings A.D.A. felt came back with a vengeance, tears springing up in her eyes.

"M-mal..." She whimpered, wrapping her arms around him and burying her face in his neck, the dress, the nest, the gifts, the necklace, it was all too much, Malphas only squeezed her in a hug of reassurance and held her, allowing her to get her feelings off her chest as she cried. "There there, Princess, take all the time you need." He murmured.

After a couple of moments, A.D.A. took a breath and wiped her tears, finally calming down from her brief moment of emotional overload. "Sorry..." She sheepishly smiled at him and Malphas only chuckled. "Maybe I should've slowed down a little, but there's one more gift I need to give you."

"There's more?!" A.D.A. gawked, "Mal, you've given me so much! I'm getting spoiled here!"

"Then I'm doing my job right, that's my duty as your husband after all." Malphas laughed before moving A.D.A. off his lap and all the gifts away to a safe place, the female android was much too busy admiring her new necklace when Malphas pulled out a glowing blue vial.

As much as perverted criminal A.R.K. is, he sure knows how to put his mind into something when he was determined, Malphas made a mental note to thank him later...if he could remember by the time they were done. Popping open the cap, he poured the entirety of the vial in his mouth, holding the liquid in (and cringing at the overly sweet taste) and walking over to A.D.A., taking her by the chin and catching her by surprise when he smashed his lips against hers, prying her mouth open and transferring the liquid from his mouth to hers, forcing her to swallow.

After a few moments of making out, the two parted ways, leaving a thin trail of saliva connecting their mouths, A.D.A. panted heavily as her face flushed a deep red, squirming under Malphas' predatory gaze. "Mal..?" She questioned.

Malphas said nothing as he clipped the necklace around her neck and pinned her down onto the bed, using one hand to loosen his tie, he smirked down at his wife and leaned in to whisper in her ear.

"How many do you think I can put in you, twins? Triplets? Quadruplets? Let's find out."

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MALADA MY SHAYLAAAAAAAS 💙💜💙💜💙💜💙💜💙💜

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT MATURE CONTENT AHEAD

If anyone had managed to walk past the cathedral-like building at this very moment they’d be rewarded with the sounds of deafening screaming and a female voice begging for more. 

A.D.A moaned for the nth time her body covered in bruises, scratches, and bite marks on every available surface, she was also covered in quite a bit of… fluids with her stomach distended quite a bit from the amount of cum Malphas had stuffed inside and there was even some leaking from her cunt. 

Malphas groaned at the sight of his wife, running his hand along A.D.A’sbody and collecting as much of his cum as he could before pushing it into her cunt. A.D.A wined at the action her tights twitching. 

“Sorry, Princess, I seem to recall a certain someone saying they wanted another baby. I’m just making sure you get your wish,” Malphas teased as he kept collecting his cum and pushing it inside of A.D.A.

“A-ahhh…mmmgh…nnngh…” A.D.A could only respond trying to gather her thoughts into something coherent.

“Open up,” Malphas says as he pushes his fingers against her mouth. Lazily, A.D.A’s tongue laces around his fingers as she licks the digits clean and moans against his hand, relishing in the flavor of Malphas’ cum and of her own mixing together.

“Fuck, you’re beautiful,” The raven-haired android said as he bent over, taking one of A.D.A’s large tits into his mouth as he nipped and bit at the taut peak. A.D.A let out a small whine, hands burying into his thick locks as she pulled him closer to her chest. Malpah smiled against her breast before releasing it with a pop and moving on to the next one. He began suckling harshly, fangs scraping against the nipple as his hands wandered down to A.D.A’s hips, quickly pushing them down on the bed; leaving her pinned.

“Look at how messy and swollen you are? Need my cock that badly, Princess?” Malphas asks as he runs the head of his cock through A.D.A’s folds a whimper leaving her mouth as he does. Gripping his shaft, he presses the head between her lips, spreading them as he teases them, circling the head around A.D.A’s dripping hole.

“P-pleeeuh…please…nnngh…aahhh…mmf…” A.D.A begged, looking at her husband in the eyes trying to spear herself on Malphas’ dick. 

“Happy anniversary babe,” Malphas leans down with his fangs out on full display whispering lowly into A.D.A’s ear as he punctuates each word of his sentence. Then with a harsh thrust of his hips, Malphas buried himself in one go inside A.D.A immediately sending her skyrocketing into another orgasm with once again her loud screams filling the air.

The night was still young after all and Malphas had promised his wife another kid or 3. Something that he planned to deliver plus it was a bonus for him to see A.D.A debuted herself on his cock like this. 

“Just a few more…hundred rounds Princess. Be a good girl and take them all will you?”

[betterstllbemywindingwheel]

Next Wednesday, I predict it’ll be lime bikes with Codem outside Buckingham Palace.

[karlmarxmaybe]

The Codemical Wedding

concept: guy who leaves a lot of comments in their code which should be good but the problem is they're all written like this

[ememz666]

bonus doodles to my previous comic

[newtras]

Openai's Codex is part of a part of the unity of the new Agentic Coding Tools

Openai, called the Codem called codex called codex, called Codex, called Codex, called the Codex, called Codex, called the Codex, called Openai to new orchestai to new Agentic Coding Tools. Most of the AI ​​coding assistants are autocomplete from modern texts from modern-day devices such as the Gitubub and Windsurf. Generally, pools live in the integrated development environment and users…

[satrthere]

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[znvision]

Cómo obtener el comprobante de empadronamiento a una obra social en la web de ANSES

ANSES, organismo dependiente del Ministerio de Capital Humano, recuerda que los trabajadores en actividad, titulares de la Prestación por Desempleo y jubilados y pensionados que cuenten con cobertura de una obra social pueden acceder al Comprobante de Empadronamiento (CODEM) desde aquí. Este documento es válido para realizar cualquier tipo de trámite y no requiere de firma ni sello. Es importante…

[meguztazemen]

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[zalopro]

Stickman AFK: Low up the latest code update on November 29, 2022 - Receive great gifts!

Stickman AFK: Low up the latest code update on November 29, 2022 – Receive great gifts! #Stickmanafk #codem with #gamehay Welcome passionate gamers AFK! This article will give you the latest code list updated on November 29, 2022. Quickly enter the code to receive valuable rewards, help you conquer the world of Stickman AFK easier than ever! List of Code Stickman AFK (November 29, 2022): Below is…

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