#cody speaks

[theowlsarequeer]

The most underrated line of Not Strong Enough is "Skip the exit to our old street and go home," I could talk about that lyric forever it's so important to me

[butchcody]

Alright let’s get this fuckin show on the road. Hey guys, I’m Cody, I’m a butch audio erotica creator and I make audios for the sapphic community. I made this tumblr as a place to put my horny butch thoughts and post my audio updates. Links to all my shit is below, feel free to drop me a follow and a DM any time!

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[system-error404-notfound]

Impulsive and a jackass? Just get married to someone the complete opposite!

It worked for me anyway LMFAO-

[ne0npinkdream]

Woah look at this neat set it off phone layout that I have :]

[cd-head]

They don’t know I put ‘catboy’ in their about me

[random-gallifreyan]

When a baby is born on an airplane, what country is it a citizen off???

Like, pop a baby out over London and your kid is now English???

[codygotfic]

Hmmm.... having this blog may make me hit post limit if I'm not careful

[pacificwaternymph]

Bad Batch enjoyers right now.

[starryluminary]

I don’t know if its because I’ve been seeing and picturing them together for nearly a decade,,,, but I think their character designs complement each other really well

[trixree]

The brain worms are ON ONE tonight folks I am thinking about Cody/Maul/Obi-Wan post order 66 living on tattooine together

like what if Maul sought out Obi-Wan's Commander shortly after O66 to get obsessive freaky closure about how Obes died (feels robbed of the kill, generally mentally ill about it, etc.) and is like "he is useless to me with all this fucking Imperial programing in the way" and does Force Stuff to break Cody's chip and what if Cody Wakes Up and goes "I can use this fucked up little guy to get to my General, who I believe survived, and then I'll just kill him easy peasy and live happily ever after with my husband" so he tells Maul that Obi-Wan is probably alive, actually, and cue a really violent road trip of them retracing Obi-Wan's steps in the hours after O66 via Imperial intel and hyper competence on both of their parts and

OH NO WHAT IF THEY START TO FALL IN LOVE like the forced proximity of it all...LISTEN TO ME. the intimacy of fighting alongside someone and having a functional partnership that's turned Dependency on both of your part's because you were both Traumatized in surprisingly similar ways (raised as a tool of violence for someone else's purpose, same guy actually!) and also have a similar goal via your mutual obsession with this one guy and actually, he's not that bad for a sith/clone, and by the time they get wise to Luke's existence and gun it for Tatooine, Maul is like "if I kill Kenobi this is going to upset Cody. That is Unideal. Can i live with not killing Kenobi?" and Cody is like "I cannot kill him afterall, I like him too much, how the FUCK am I going to explain this to Obi let alone any of the mind control & sorry i tried to kill you shit"

and what if Obi-Wan kept Luke because Reasons and is just so goddamn thankful for some extra childcare help (Luke's in his terrible 2s and he's force sensitive -- Obi's more sleep deprived than he ever was during the clone wars) that he really doesn't give a shit at all that it's his ex that tried to kill him for some mystery reason and motherfucking Maul on his doorstep. help is help 🙏 and they bang and stuff of course okay I'm only human

[theowlsarequeer]

my personal favorite moment from when I saw boygenius live in june was during Revolution 0 when phoebe sang "I don't wanna die" and someone in the back SCREAMED "THAT'S A LIE" so loud everyone in the venue could hear it

[ifonlyweknewwhatiwasdoing]

Station 19 has caused a Codywan issue...

So like, Codywan with Cody as a firefighter, right? And Obi-Wan as an EMT. But like, I've got this adorable fluffy idea (that I hope stays that way but listen...) and I really want firefighter Cody covered in soot and trying to argue with Obi-Wan that the six kittens and mama cat he found 100% need oxygen and he's a damn EMT so will he just stop laughing and do it (he tried his mask but they kept wriggling).

BUT SOOT COVERED CODY AND KITTENS LITTLE BABY KITTENS HE NAMES AFTER SOMETHING NERDY LIKE DND CREATURE TYPES.

He just calls mama mama though.

But like Dragon and Mimic and Sprite and Devil and Goblin and host.

Devil is the one who is determined to get past every barrier Cody creates to keep them in their little nest area with mama. Ghost is pure white. Goblin is a little funny looking. Dragon likes to scream and Mimic always starts screaming after her. Sprite is the runt.

Obi-Wan is the hot EMT who drops his clothes the second he sees Cody shirtless and bent over tiny little kittens trying to weigh them on a kitchen scale. (He sets them on and then struggles to keep them on long enough to get a reading)

I also really want mama to be dying to be a street cat and Cody has to hold one of her babies outside to cry when she escapes out the door (because Devil learned how to slip out from her ) So she hears the baby and comes back and he always scolds her. And he's not allowed to have cats in his apartment so he teaches them to curl up in his warmer underneath the stove where they stay quiet and warm when his landlord stops by. He keeps a blanket there.

"Mama you are not made for the streets. You are a parent now you can't be acting like this. Get your calico ass inside." -Cody, probably at some point

[system-error404-notfound]

I keep forgetting where I am. I’m home. I’m home. I’m home.

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Okay uh I’m gonna leave that top part because whoever wrote that wanted to be heard but…I’m so confused I don’t even know who that was or what happened

[codygotfic]

Cody had idea and now Cody gonna implement it!!

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[lexluthorbutnotbald]

Ughh the scene where the dude coughs and says ‘Slut Penalty’… ooo good lord the rage😐

Why do men speak?

My fellow Lisa Frankenstein enjoyers raise your hand if you think she should have put the gum in his hair and not his book🤭

Also this being the outfit labeled slutty…. Crazy 🤪

[starryluminary]

Dating sim where Noah’s the playable main character and the goal is to get with one of a wide variety of campers on the island (to his protest)