#coffee and robots

[tinyxrobot]

Animal chores come before coffee. Shockwave wasn’t pleased.

[atomictavernwyvern]

Express your morning energy with this epic graphic! Robot, coffee and pure "Caffeine Rage" - perfect for anyone who starts their day on a high. Let the world know what really drives you!

[iggyshippingcorner]

alright cozy stobotnik hug before i go to work

stone’s fractal scarring a la chaos emerald is directly inspired by doctor_wumbo on tiktok because I haven’t been able to stop thinking about his art since I saw it <3

[keferon]

Howdy!

I think your Monster Hunter AU is really cool and I wanted to know if you’d be cool if I tried to write something in the universe? (Specifically about Prowl haha, I saw him once and thought 👀 “man i wonder if tarantulas was in this au how spooky he’d be given he’s spooky enough in canon”)

Would also love to know your thoughts/if you had any of what Prowl could be up to, I know the au is Lost Light focused so I totally get it if you don’t have any/etc.

Hope you have a good day! Love your art!

Hoooo boy okay okay. Prowl.

He's a Golem created by Orion.

In mythology, Golems are essentially living statues made of clay mixed with blood and animated by magic. They are stupid and exist for primitive manual labor.

In my universe, a Golem is basically the same thing, but made of metal.

Orion assembled his golem from empty armor, parts stolen from the medbay, and his own energon. And then he went and got a Wisdom artifact and put it in the golem's head, because the rules strictly forbid giving golems internal organs like sparks or processors.

As a result, the golem was very light because it was essentially empty inside, so even when it moved it did so very quietly for a mech its size. Orion had been startled the first fifteen times the golem would appear completely silent beside him. On the sixteenth time, he called the golem Prowl.

Prowl is basically not a real mech. He has no spark, he has no need to eat or sleep. His only and primary task is to serve Orion. Thanks to the artifact, he is freakishly intelligent, not only compared to normal golems, but to normal mechs as well.

Orion keeps his origin a secret from everyone except Ratchet and Shockwave (because Shockwave was the one who taught him how to create golems), so all the mechs in the Order are convinced that Prowl is just Orion's very tedious assistant, not...you know...a walking puppet who has incredible intellectual abilities, but almost no emotions or conscience:)

[driver270]

Future Foreshadowing Of Fractured Friendships 🤖☕️

[patrothestupid]

cop dog

[vivlily]

Giving sentience to mundane objects can only possibly be a good thing. I think you should totally buy a coffee machine, you surely won't regret it.

[noirbunnydeluxe]

I just made a list of all the "Kai x Robot" I've shipped, because it amazes me how they just keep multiplying.

[The order of this list is based on the first one I shipped to the most recent. I'm just rambling here, guys.]

[Update - June 16 2025]

Kai x Zane (opposite) 🔥🧊

I could literally make a PowerPoint presentation on why Oppositeshipping is the best and why you SHOULD ship them.

They are perfect together, they are whatever they want to be together. ♥️♥️✨️♥️✨️

Every time someone shares content about them, my hope in humanity is restored a little.

JUST LOOK AT THEM!! ✨️♥️✨️🤍✨️

Kai x Pixal (hotwire) 🔥⚔️

Their chemistry, their dynamics, they are simply a great duo ♥️💜

I really went from them not being able to stand each other unless Zane was there to mediate, to them giving each other smoochies and cuddling on the couch together.

Kai x Zane x Pixal (insufferableshipping) 🔥🧊⚔️

Polyamory won! 💕✨️♥️🤍💜✨️

Kai won!! ♥️✨️♥️

I WON!!! 🖤✨️🖤🖤✨️

Kai x Ice Emperor🔥❄️

I ship them in a specific way.

In a toxic, Stockholm syndrome, PTSD and hurt/no confort way.

AND I LOVE IT!! 💔💙

(Kai's sanity doesn't survive this.)

Kai x Echo 🔥🕰

They're more platonic than romantic, but it is 100% certain that they will start an arson together.🔥🔥🔥

Kai x Coffee bot(she needs a proper name)🔥☕️

Rivals at work, lovers in life~💕

After Echo I was like, "Yeah, her too, why not? What's one android more?"

Kai x Rusty 🔥⚙️

Are you even surprised at this point? You're just lucky I don't know how to draw mechs.

Neither platonic nor romantic, their relationship is on a gray scale.

Kai deserves some comfort during the horrors.

Also, I imagine them like this. Is kinda funny.

[thefrogwild]

new fantasy space station robot schematics just dropped ⚙️

[schellis]

various kale sketches from over the last month

slowly figuring out how to draw him better :]

[thepapernarrator]

If you think about it, more places should be more like Rainforest Cafe. Interesting, themed, a bit creepy. A volcano erupting every eleven minutes. Silly drinks.

[coffee-and-cake]

Other Optimus primes with humans: Such a young race with so much to learn. I will try my best to be a good guiding hand for them so they may never go through what our own planet. I will do my best to keep you all safe from the deceptions.

TFO Optimus *tosses a feral human at Megatrons face*: FLY MY SCARAB!!!

[mimenoises]

They are sisters to me

[thechaogardencafe]

@zac-attack2008

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[driver270]

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Judging by the quotation marks surrounding the word "Prime," Swerve knows what Sentinel did. At least D-16's considerate enough to not start a brawl at Swerve's.