#collision Lane

[smallcloisville]

🎶...Our love would be forever🎶

I actually had high hopes for this one because the song seemed fitting for them, but I am confused about what I made. Umm, anyways, here it is.

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

I'm sorry, I'm sure everybody has seen the puns a hundred times already, but the way he decided to approach her from behind and loom over her when he said that is killing me... 😂

[thatswhatsushesaid]

time for what might actually be a controversial opinion in my corner of the mdzs fandom but, uh

i do actually think we should stay out of the canon jiang cheng tag 😬 like yes, it’s absurd to create a tag that includes the word “canon” in it for content that is largely just very bad faith fanon takes, but forget the pedantry of that for a second and just bear with me.

if i’m understanding the fandom history of this tag correctly, the canon jiang cheng crowd specifically started using it because fans of jc (rightfully!!) got on their case about constantly dropping their character hate and bad faith commentary in the general character tags

they have by and large been consistent about tagging their bizarre hateboner content with this tag. they are self-containing in an easily avoidable quarantine zone (which is more than the jgy antis ever bother to do)

aside from how people who like jiang cheng feel about a group of antis claiming that their tag is the “canon” one, realistically people who are looking for jc content are just going to type his name into the search bar and then explore the general tags first

i’m not a jc stan, but i do like him and categorically disagree with the cjc crowd’s assessment of his character. but like. i make a very big deal on this blog about not tagging character hate, or not tagging pointless character negativity that no one actually wants to see, or making use of known character-critical tags so that people can easily sort and filter what they’re looking for on this site without forcing other people who are just minding their business in the general tags to see stuff that is just shitty and mean-spirited. it would be extremely rich of me to say those things and then turn around and not say something, or even encourage, my followers to cross that line. even for people who have been cunty at me and my friends in the past.

like honestly just… let them have their little enclosure where they can say their wrong things to each other, and leave them alone. the adults can just keep talking in the general jiang cheng tags.

[big-gay-apocalypse]

// Multiversus: Collision Detected (2024)

[taraxippos]

Whenever the concept of bad driving comes up on here sooooo many people out themselves as terrible drivers who are a danger to themselves and others because they consider themselves to be Phenomenal drivers to the point they want to be cops about it.

Like believe it or not people cause accidents by deciding it's their divine mandate to regulate other driver's speeds for them. Not even just in situations where other drivers respond aggressively and are more directly at fault, though even then it's especially important Not to actively go out of your way to impede the progress of an aggressive driver just to like, stick it to them because you're the worlds goodest specialest little traffic cop. If you get into a fiery wreck because you're trying to enrage the jacked up 1000000 megawatt LED headlights pickup truck tailgating you, frankly you both deserve it.

[kent-farm]

—Superman and Lois, "Collision Course"

[variouslengthsofwire]

PSA: Those lines on the ground when you drive

You are supposed to follow them and stay within/between them. Yes, even when you're in an intersection. Even, perhaps especially, when you are turning. If there are dotted lines in the intersection, stay within them.

I was nearly hit in one intersection by someone who decided they were optional, right after a red-light-runner almost hit us both. Just two blocks later, I witnessed an accident parallel to me, when one person decided to ignore them. Totally different cars in all three almost or actual accidents. People don't know how to drive anymore.

[maineventpapiuso]

"AEW and WWE both had new tag team champions Saturday night."

[confines]

when i do a good job driving: i'm such an important member of society. the world is my oyster and i have no limitations. i should plan a roadtrip.

when i do a bad job driving: i should be put down like a dog.

[icterid-rubus]

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve almost been hit by a Tesla driver distracted by their car touchscreen I’d have two nickels but WHY THE FUCK DO CARS HAVE TOUCH SCREENS FUCK AUTO MANUFACTURERS

[vyragosa]

this week genuinely had so much bad shit happening and unecessary injuries and just overall insane encounters that made me question how much bad luck i accumulated i just want this week to be over genuinely that i don't even have energy to draw or even write i just have 0 energy that's how bad it is all

[productiveandfree]

Starting a Family? Consider These 9 Safety-Conscious Finds

Starting a family is a significant milestone filled with excitement and new challenges — including buying a new vehicle that can keep your loved ones safe.

Given the many available options, selecting the right car that prioritizes safety is essential. This is your guide to the safety-conscious family vehicles that will help you make an informed decision for your growing family.

1. Nissan Rogue

Consider a used Nissan SUV, like the Nissan Rogue, for your next family vehicle. Equipped with a host of cutting-edge driver-assist technologies like automatic emergency braking, blind-spot warning, and lane departure warning, the Nissan Rogue prioritizes accident prevention and occupant protection. 

Its impressive crash test ratings from the IIHS and NHTSA underscore its commitment to road safety. Beyond safety, the Rogue's family-friendly design offers spacious interiors, quality materials, and smart storage solutions that cater to families' diverse needs. 

2. Subaru Ascent

The Subaru Ascent is a standout choice for families in need of a safe and dependable vehicle. Equipped with Subaru's renowned EyeSight Driver Assist Technology, it offers features such as pre-collision braking, adaptive cruise control, and lane-keeping assist. With top safety ratings from the IIHS and NHTSA, it provides peace of mind for families on the go.

3. Honda CR-V

The Honda CR-V is a popular compact SUV known for its well-rounded safety features and spacious interior. Equipped with the Honda Sensing suite of safety technologies, including collision mitigation braking, road departure mitigation, and adaptive cruise control, the CR-V ensures a safe and comfortable ride for families.   

Its high safety ratings and reliability position the Honda CR-V as a top contender in the family vehicle category, prioritizing peace of mind for drivers and passengers alike. The CR-V's stellar safety record and proven dependability make it a standout choice for families searching for a secure and trustworthy vehicle.

4. Toyota Highlander

As a midsize SUV, the Toyota Highlander has long been celebrated for its safety features and family-friendly design. With Toyota Safety Sense 2.5+ standard on all trims, the Highlander offers a comprehensive suite of safety technologies, including pedestrian detection, lane tracing assist, and automatic high beams. 

5. Mazda CX-5

The Mazda CX-5 is a compact SUV that prioritizes both safety and style. Known for its engaging driving dynamics and upscale interior, the CX-5 also excels in safety features. With available technologies like adaptive front lighting, blind-spot monitoring, and rear cross-traffic alert, the CX-5 provides families with a safe and enjoyable driving experience. 

6. Volvo XC90

For those placing a premium on safety, the Volvo XC90 is a standout choice in the luxury SUV segment. As a leader in automotive safety, Volvo equips the XC90 with cutting-edge features, including City Safety collision avoidance technology, pilot assist semi-autonomous driving, and run-off road mitigation.   

With its Scandinavian design, exceptional safety ratings, and advanced safety technologies, the Volvo XC90 provides a mix of luxury and security during travel. The XC90 stands out as a sophisticated choice, ensuring style and safety for families seeking a premium driving experience.

7. Ford Explorer

The Ford Explorer is a well-established name in the SUV market, known for its ruggedness and family-friendly features. With available safety technologies such as a rearview camera, blind-spot information system, and lane-keeping system, the Ford Explorer offers a safe and comfortable ride for families. 

8. Kia Telluride

The Kia Telluride has been praised for its exceptional safety features, upscale interior, and competitive pricing. Equipped with Kia's Drive Wise suite of safety technologies, including forward collision avoidance assist, blind-spot view monitor, and lane following assist, the Telluride offers families a secure and enjoyable driving experience.   

The Kia Telluride's robust safety ratings, ample cargo capacity, and comfortable seating make it an enticing option for safety-conscious families. With its focus on safety features and spacious interior, the Telluride offers an appealing blend of security and comfort for families prioritizing safety on the road.

9. Hyundai Palisade

Another strong contender in the midsize SUV category is the Hyundai Palisade, known for its safety features and spacious cabin. With the Hyundai SmartSense safety suite standard on all trims, the Palisade offers features such as forward collision-avoidance assist, blind-spot collision-avoidance assist, and lane-keeping assist. 

Choosing the Right Family Vehicle for Your Peace of Mind

Selecting a family vehicle that prioritizes safety is one of the most important steps you can take to ensure the well-being of your loved ones on the road. The top picks highlighted in this guide, from the Subaru Ascent to the Kia Telluride, offer a range of advanced safety features, solid crash test ratings, and family-friendly designs. 

Whether you opt for the innovative technology of the Volvo XC90 or the reliability of the Honda CR-V, each vehicle provides a secure and comfortable driving experience for safety-conscious families. Remember, safety should always be at the forefront of your decision-making when choosing a vehicle that will accompany your family on countless journeys ahead.

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[vmantras]

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[hungry-hobbits]

every time i narrowly avoid some horrific auto accident by some kind of intervention i think about the fact that in an alternate reality another version of me died

[tardistimeladyyeah]

Thinking about the time I almost got in a wrong way collision (would not have been my fault if it happened) and my mom was like "we bought that truck because it had the best safety ratings" and I was like "yeah in 2003"

[kent-farm]

I know everybody says it gets easier as they get older, but I guess the trade-off's getting left behind. I know, but our main job as parents is to put ourselves out of a job.

—Clark and Lois, Superman and Lois, "Collision Course"