#comfy old man......

[kana7o]

Christmas card🎄✨

[julitatas]

ok FINE i'll give him some clothes geez 🙄🙄

(nobody asked)

[godbirdart]

rat in post-op recovery

[skunkes]

[jellybeanium124]

something I've noticed about ofmd fanfic is that writers tend to write stede and ed the ages that rhys and taika are in the real world at time of writing. like I've started seeing fics where stede is explicitly 50 when I never saw that before rhys turned 50. I just think that's neat 💖💖💖

[eclipseshotel]

What Elder Predator sees when he wakes up to me snuggled beside him

[aiqingdemeimiao]

https://twitter.com/buckIeydiaz/status/1721216980219220476?t=o9bj5k63sHZE2H9sHllZkw&s=19

Ben kadiff Andrew and Paul at a drag show

slowed it down & brightened it so it's easier to see, but this bit where ben just grabs andrew's head is cracking me up 😭😭😭 why are they like this

[cienie-isengardu]

Lin Kuei vs Shirai Ryu characters and teaching/training outsiders

Kuai Liang as Sub-Zero

Sheeva: What can the Lin Kuei teach the Shokan? Sub-Zero: The art of stealth and surprise. Sheeva: Enemies should be met head on.

Jax: So the Lin Kuei train Special Forces. I'll be. Sub-Zero: It was at General Blade's request. Jax: General Blade. Still not used to that.

Spawn: Ready to freeze Ten Hells over? Sub-Zero: First, we must train together. Spawn: Training's over. Time for assholes to die.

Sub-Zero: Back for another training mission? Cassie Cage: Gonna kick your ass in a snowball fight. Sub-Zero: I doubt that.

Jacqui: I've got new gear to test. Sub-Zero: Want to know if it's cold-proof? Jacqui: Let's find out.

Bi-Han as Noob Saibot (MK11 intro dialogues)

Noob Saibot: I could make you the perfect killer. Terminator: By improving my programming? Noob Saibot: By teaching you to embrace darkness.

Mileena: Out of the shadows, Bi-Han? Noob Saibot: To teach you the power of darkness. Mileena: My father has already taught me.

Frost (MK11 intro dialogues)

Frost: I can train you in the assassin's art. Sindel: Dear, I'm several millennia your senior. Frost: Which hasn't made you wiser.

Hanzo as Scorpion (MK11 intro dialogues)

Jacqui: Any chance of a Shirai Ryu training mission? Scorpion: Training outsiders is Sub-Zero's passion. Jacqui: Huh. Takeda thought you'd be interested.

Erron Black: Don't s'pose you'd teach me that rope spear. Scorpion: And divulge Shirai Ryu secrets? Erron Black: I can make you share, Scorpion.

Kuai Liang as Scorpion (MK1 intro dialogues)

Kenshi: Why won't you help train the Taira? Scorpion: The Shirai Ryu's methods aren't to be shared.

Johnny Cage: Now what's the harm in me riding along? Scorpion: The Shirai Ryu's secrets must remain so, Cage.

Ashrah: I'd do well to follow your example. Scorpion: Then start by studying my kombat.

Raiden: You honor me with this lesson. Scorpion: Pay attention. There is much to learn.

Tomas as Smoke (MK1 intro dialogues)

Smoke: "Let's go, Kung Lao. Liu Kang wants us to do this." Kung Lao: "What could this fight possibly teach me?"

Smoke: "Sareena wants to train with us." Ashrah: "She has good taste in instructors."

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Dr. Goldfoot - Dr. Goldfoot and The Girl Bombs (1966)

[tswwwit]

Isn't Bill like... Rich rich... Like multi universal rich, if so-

1. Why does he live in dippers shabby apartment/house most of the time

2. Does he help with bills (heh) and financial problems?

3. Imagine reincar!dip being a broke college student that's barely hanging by a thread, and is getting kicked out of his apartment next month, and he's like "man, should I get a sugar daddy or something, where would I even find one, it's not like they appear out of thin air after I turn 18" Sighs and blows out the candle on his 18th birthday candle and Bill literally materializes out of thin air in front of dipper

4. Does he sometimes buy random/weird shit online to annoy dipper with (ex: comically large spoon, those robot dogs/cats, etc)

To invade his personal space and living situation! Generally to be a nosy little pest. Bill prefers to bother his mortal in the limited time he's around rather than hang out in the ol' humdrum of his place, and the run-down shabby hangouts Dipper ends up in are charming in their own Very Dipper kind of way!

Sure does! If he remembers that other bills exist. Not something he has to think about most of the time. Plus, Dipper has an independent streak that's against being too dependent on his husband most of the time, so on occasion he might object to Bill forking out the dough - but he'll suck it up in a bad situation.

A Most Excellent Scenario!

Yes, definitely, absolutely. Novelty is always a plus! It's also neat to buy 'gifts' for Dipper, that are like. Those chocolate bullets where one of them has a habenero center, only this set is all peppers.

[laddertek]

after 19k live viewers watching that stream there better be more tango/etho fan content 😂

they have no right being such a rarepair

[girlfox]

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[sarcoptid]

This cat is driving me nuts 😵‍💫 he's become so fussy at night and just YELLS and YELLS and sometimes I can't figure out what he wants

If I don't want to keep a litter box in my room I have to escort him out to it multiple times a night and he has to have his food and water full at all times or he WILL take me to task, 5am or not (he doesn't act like this during the day???)

He's old as hell and has bad vision and so I can't hold it against him but my kingdom for a night where he's content

[something-in-the-seas]

I love how everyone assumed Ryan was wearing his pajamas and a bathrobe in 2. I don’t care if he’s hearing a jacket and slacks, that’s a bathrobe and it’s become one of his quintessential outfits.

[joeygodofwarsideblog]

kratos just looks so old and tired and defeated when is it his turn to take a nap and have some soup or something

[queenofbaws]

chin in hands

idk folks. tonight i'm just thinking about the one (1) scene we get with matt and ashley. and mourning that we didn't get to see them interact more in-game. or like. at all.

i just think

i just. think.

theirs would be such an interesting friendship to dissect and study under a microscope skdlfjlskdfjsldfj