#complex polycule

[let-me-sleep-or-die]

Listen I’m hoping when we get Cassandra back and Ankarna for the first time that they immediately decide they are Kristen and Figs parents. like: “Ah yes Saint Kristen Applebees-“

“you mean my daughter.” “she brought you back from being a corrupted fey construction of fear and literal nightmares?”

“parenting really changes you<3”

——-

“Figeroth Faeth Archdevil of Rebellion-“

“and my favorite daughter :)”

“she laid claim to your domain, and played a song so metal she reconstructed your fire horse”

“I know isn’t my kid the best.”

Let the lesbian gods be moms

[m0on-boys]

I don't ship any of the x-men they just all fuck

[dchuntress]

[duckdotimg]

MATCHMAKER

(all characters use she/her)

[ohyoufool]

Come one, come all It's happening again The empathetic hunger descends We'll tell no one Except all of our friends But I still don't know How did it end?

How Did It End? - Taylor Swift x OMG Check Please

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

the funniest bit to me is that lestat clearly hates that damn book but still let daniel interview him like

lestat, still royally pissed at armand for stealing away his favorite fledgling for decades upon realizing that armand finally made a fledgling after 500+ years: hey daniel :) do you want to interview me :)

daniel, so hard it hurts: yeah sure, boss. whatever you say.

ASKLJFBDLJSHBFLJHDSBFJHDSB LITERALLY LIKE

daniel, who armand has not talked to in years, who remembers that armand said he was still in love with lestat 150 years after they were together, who also remembers armand likes to watch him have sex with other people: i would love to have sex with you. i mean interview you :)

[essekknits]

Extremely torn whenever canon deals with Caleb’s past relationships because whenever the cast discusses them there’s a weird fixation on Astrid, and then I have to be torn because on one hand it’s “fuck yeah!!! Astrid!!! I love Astrid!!!” But on the other hand it’s “where’s Eadwulf!!! Stop ignoring Eadwulf!!! He’s also important and under-discussed!!!”

[midwinterhunt]

Dragon Age 2 would be better with polyamory

[askranma12]

Konatsu: how did you and Tatewaki wind up seeing each other?

(Herb and Tatewaki aren’t super involved, but Herb has to admit he’s cute and Tatewaki finds the whole ‘dragon girl’ thing very neat.)

[exuberantocean]

Still think people who ship MarkHelly or MarkGemma at the cost of the other are missing out on a thousand entertaining multiship scenarios.

Like, friends, you are missing out.

[revvethasmythh]

i really am obsessed with the implications of that tali dossier, like she is fully searching up human courtship and mating and going through a conflicted horny period immediately after having an awkward and flustered reaction to saying she'd be honored to link suits with me. WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING

[bizville]

Now that I'm in the headspace (ha) to think about it I don't actually DISLIKE Fenris/Anders as a pairing HOWEVER I can tell when the people doing it are of impure heart and intention. And it's a lot of them.

[gummy-sharks666]

BOYS, BOYS, BOYS

[ghastigiggles]

ok lore ramble beneath the cut.

The Ministry and Urbanshade are collaborators, to some extent.

This is a fact not unknown to anyone who's part of the main party (the Polyschule, as Sunshine and I have taken to calling it). The assets both Cephei and Audie use to stay stable enough to keep coming down give that much away, and Sebastian grew quite familiar seeing the occasional doctor in yellow branding in passing while he was an MR-P.

For that reason, the Ministry was never among one of the potential escape routes he had in mind. The risk of trading himself (and, later, his charges) by accident for god-knows-what further testing and experimentation was too great to even consider it - if the MInistry didn't stab him in the back and just send him right into Urbanshade's arms again. Yeah, no, pass. He'll take his chances with the alternatives, if he can ever get a damn hold of them.

Audie has an intrinsic trust in the MInistry, however. The Ministry has only ever been good to them. (Of course it has. It's all conditioning, can't you see that? Can't you see how they brainwashed you? Please, Audie, please use your eyes, use your brain. I know you have one.)

Eventually, the crystal is recovered. Some random EXR-P gets it. Spin a wheel, throw a dart, there's your hero of Urbanshade. That sucks for everyone still in the Blacksite - because now the clock is ticking and the pressure is on.

With the biggest asset recovered, Urbanshade will either wait out the enemy's resources or deploy measures they simply couldn't risk with the crystal in enemy custody. They have days, if that, to get the fuck out before they die. That's the fact of it.

So, with dwindling options, Audie is given one opportunity in the empty shop to use their callsign on the radio and request help from the Aquarium.

"... Bravo-Echo-Lima triple-eight requesting pickup. Party of eight. One Advocate, the rest assets of Urbanshade seeking recovery. They have information to offer in exchange for safe delivery to the surface."

When Sebastian walks in on the tail end of that exchange, the arrangements are already made, and while he's pissed off and terrified of the ramifications, this is something they're all locked in to now.

All he can hope is that Audie's faith is well-placed in Director Hart and the Aquarium staff, or they're all royally fucked.

[cherishedteddie]

Naruto invented polyam because he couldn't choose which one of his bestest homies to settle with, so he has them all.

[proustianrevelry]

loving the Longyue custody battle. Lesbian divorce was actually invented by straight* Chinese women in the 18th century.