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[hmcbook]

I believe Sophie could gently hold Harrow's hand. She could help her clean up bone dust. Harrow would be fascinated with her word magic and Sophie would kick the asses of Harrow's skeletons. Sophie wouldn't care too much of how necromancy works but me thinks she should fight skeletons with her bare hands. I think Sophie could also shake Gideon by the shoulders and look deep into her eyes and tell her that she matters and she's wonderful. Gideon and Harrow would both cry. Then they could all walk to the flower fields and watch the sunset together. I think that would fix me, actually.

[findafight]

Steve shows up to work one day with a baby bjorn complete with sleeping baby on his chest and Robin is like Steve....what the fuck?

And Steve says "I would've called you last night but she'd only stop crying when I held her and my parents were fighting, obviously, and I had to figure out how to make her bottle then I fell asleep with her on top of me and I think my dad legitimately forgot about us even though this is his fault, and there's no one to take care of her so I had to bring her. Sorry."

That is a lot and answers very few of Robin's questions.

"who...is she?"

Steve brightens and smiles down at the baby who's tiny baby fist is scrunched up in his work vest. "Oh! My half sister. Her mom works for one of my dad's business partners and brought her to my parents while they were away last week so they came home, mostly to dump her off on a nanny they forgot to hire--hence my baby holder here--and fight. Turns out dad cheating is easier to ignore when there isn't actual proof of it."

"oh. Woah."

"yeah. Anyways, ready to rewind some tapes?"

So they start work Steve logging returns into the computer and cupping the baby whose name I don't know yet's head. Then the little baby wakes up, making little baby noises, and Robin is not one for babies really, but Steve coos and picks her hand off his chest and waves it at Robin.

"see, that's your auntie Robin! Say hiii auntie Robin!"

The baby chews her tongue at Robin and blows a spit bubble.

And how is Robin supposed to not be charmed by that?

"awww," she says, letting the baby grab her finger, "yeah, I'm your auntie Robin. Your big brother's gonna take care of you so good huh? You'll know your way around retail in no time."

Steve giggles.

It is then that The Gremlins decide to show up and Cause Noise. Baby sister starts to cry and Steve takes her to the back to get her to calm down and change her, comes out (ignores the party's questions. Giving them Ultimate Mom Pose with Bonus Effect of Baby) hands her to Robin who is a little nervous but she will not let her new niece (?) Down, and goes back to find and heat up a bottle.

Eddie, who drove the gremlins and was looking for something in his van comes in, sees Robin holding the baby and is like huh? What's this?

And then Steve comes out with a bottle and a baby blanket over his shoulder, reaches for the baby from Robin and tries to get her to latch on the bottle with quiet words and gentle hands and Eddie is not okay he's not fine he's having a melt down because Steve with the kids is one thing but Steve with a Baby is something very different and he should not be expected to keep it together seeing this

Part 2.

Part 3

[tapakah0]

[mewtwo24]

I just started reading the svsss volumes (and re-read them again because A LOT IS GOING ON) but like. This shit is so hysterically funny I don't even know where to begin.

Was no one????? Going to tell me that one of the cornerstone jokes in the damn series is that lbh's adoration for his one and only 'tism person who literally cannot express his emotions to save his life is basically genetic?????????

Was no one???? No one AT ALL going to tell me that Mobei-Jun straight up yeets Airplane at the problem in one of the scenes?????? And that in the most hilarious twist of fate Airplane then unyeets Mobei-Jun not twenty minutes later?????

It's one thing to see people joke about sqq and lbh being unable to communicate but it's on a league of its own when you have to read HUNDREDS OF PAGES of sqq's inner monologue be like 'that's my darling boy. my baby. my sugar plum pumpy umpkin you're my sweetie pie' but on the outside he says "get lost binghe" and somehow deems that an effective expression of his affection that lbh will surely understand. 'Why is lbh whining and crying and tugging at my sleeve like a plaintive wife, why is he so angry?' Sqq asks, the entire circus, as lbh is about to fling himself off a cliff for attention--

In short, MXTX is the queer comedian of our generation and nobody appreciates her enough

[chalamet-chalamet]

Timothée Chalamet has now been nominated for 3 Golden Globes:

2018-Best Actor in a Drama-Call Me By Your Name

2019-Best Supporting Actor for Beautiful Boy

2024-Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical for Wonka

[bleue-flora]

[atopvisenyashill]

they’re having an unserious off

[miroana]

“It is better to know one book intimately than a hundred superficially” (Tartt, 31).

I am absolutely fascinated by the fame and reverence this quote from the Secret History has achieved. It terrifies me. Let me explain.

Who’s line is this? Oh, yes. Professor Julian Morrow. Julian, in his lecture on how death begets beauty, on how Dionysian madness lends immortality. Julian, who isolates the greek class, buries them in the glories of the past and in their privilege, and submerges them beneath illusions until his students can’t tell right from wrong and real from imagined.

These words are satire. This is NOT a lesson any teacher should impart, and should NOT be beloved and relatable. In one sentence, Donna Tartt summarizes the entire cautionary tale of the novel: the selective, warped, and obsessive view on life the greek class held, born from entitlement and cultivated by Julian, led the students to tear themselves to pieces.

What’s more, the way people quote it all the time makes this line all the more haunting. Widespread parroting of Julian’s teachings only reinforces Donna’s themes: human minds are easily manipulatable, it can be hard to think critically about what you are taught and what you read, and that the easy, self-assured conviction belonging to the reader that, “I, personally, would have behaved differently than Henry, Richard, Francis, Camilla, Charles, and Bunny” is nothing but another illusion.

[figofswords]

wow I didn’t think reblogging that tea post and then seeing people’s tags would deal me such strong psychic damage. come over I can fix you I can find a tea you will like. “I don’t like tea” how can you say that as a blanket statement when there are so many vastly different kinds of tea. head in hands

[unknownteapot]

SHE YELLED IM GETTING FUCKING MARRIED. SHE DID NOT STUTTER. END OF DISCUSSION.

[samijey]

Big Strong Boy more like Big Happy Boy

[sainz100]

Max Verstappen | 2024 Belgian GP | 📸 via Verstappencom's Insta

[chumii1]

[kinda-daily-warriorcat]

Squirrelstar!

[floofballsammy]

Slight spoilers for into the pit.

Okay so we all agree the 5 balloons we pop in the hat minigame are representative of the missing children.

They're colored like the main 4 animatronics (except for foxy, maybe because they already used red for the other set of balloons pink is close enough) and not like the other balloons seen in the main minigame and happiest day section.

(balloons in main minigame and party room).

In general, that whole minigame has big MCI vibes. 5 hats to collect (thinking off, aren't they also a bit arranged like the Give Gifts Give Life minigame? see below), obvious happiest day ref, the 5 balloons we pop in the colors of the animatronics, BB's air adventure was part of the original minigames that set the children free. Heck, the ourple man himself is in there.

Really what throws me for a loop is the sixth hat. (Which, if it really is another missing child we didn't know about in that group, the 6/5 makes sense here).

(Collect the hats and give gifts give life comparison. Because BB's air adventure looks nothing like this).

Why is it four balloons instead of five? Probably cause of subtlety and how it looks or something, idk. I still find it recognisable enough.

Am I making sense? Am I just being insane? I don't know. Just wanting to post. Let me share my thoughts.

[elizabeths-dumbassery]

I fucking love this game stop.