#corpse retrievers

[dunmeshistash]

Dungeon Meshi Human Interracial offspring (Mostly Spoiler Free)

As you might know, in Dungeon Meshi "human" is a term that refers to not only "tallman" (the equivalent of our world humans) but also Half-Foots, Ogres, Dwarves and Elves.

Besides the weird bone counting classification Kabru made I think one of the defining "human" aspects might be being able to have offspring with each other (unclear if that's possible at all between human and demi-human).

That said the Adventurer's Guide has some information about it that I wanted to share.

First, Humans in dungeon meshi are divided between short and long lived races, those are:

Long Lived Human Races:

Elf

Dwarf

Gnome

Short Lived Human Races:

Tallman

Half-foot

Ogre

As a general rule mixed offspring seems to be infertile but there's some exceptions.

Confirmed mixed race offspring that can leave descendants (Fertile offspring):

Tallman x Half-Foot

Tallman x Ogre

Dwarf x Gnome

An easy chart with the info! (It's not that complicated but its easier for me to see like this) (edit: added info what mixes have confirmed and speculated characters)

Seems like short-lived species can only have fertile offspring with each other and the same for long lived. Although there's no information about elves being able to have them with any other races, maybe because they live so much more than the other long-lived species (400 vs 200 & 240)

There's also no information about Ogres with Half-foot but I don't imagine the logistics to produce offspring would work there 😳

Another thing is that the Adventurer's Bible describes that the tallman have had an explosive growth due to having fertile offspring with half-foot and Ogres , so I wonder if that means their offspring are tallman too? Or are they still half-half-foot (a funny name) and half-Ogre? Unclear!

some of the confirmed mixed characters:

Corpse Retriever Leader - Half-Dwarf (Dwarf x Tallman)

Corpse Retriever Priest - Half-Gnome (Gnome x ? [Probably Tallman])

Fionil - Half-Elf (Elf x ? [Probably Tallman])

For the chart I added them as confirmed half-tallman due to their height/looks, I'm just being overzealous here.

Speculated mixed from the race portraits

In order: Half-Foot page: possibly half-dwarf | Elf Page: possibly half-foot or gnome mix | Dwarf page: possibly half-gnome.

Sources and Spoilers Bellow the cut

From the page about tallman in the adventurer's bible (p134)

From the page about dwarves in the adventurer's bible (p140)

From the page about Ogres in the adventurer's bible (p140)

Page about 'other characters' (p098)

Fionil Profile (p096)

Spoiler And ofc I did not forget Marcille! I just don't want to tag this as spoilers since that would be pretty much the only spoiler

[squiddy-ink-s]

Dungeon Meshi OCs! More about em under the cut

[mwolf0epsilon]

So there's this game called Lethal Company...

Been playing a lot of LC with a couple of discord server pals and predictably this generated two OCs.

Remember my first Blender sculpt? Yeah, with a lot of help from @egg-exe it became a custom cosmetic for our group's collective modpack, and it is the main gimmick of my Employee character. The story behind it is that The Company decided to use alien creatures to scout hostile moons and planets via mind-melding with "volunteers". Basically an organic ROVER program of sorts. The experiments didn't yield very positive results, with Frogsilon being the worst possible outcome (the Frog was not an animal, rather, a sentient species of alien who completely took over the subject).

Leon, on the other hand, is part of an offshoot project (same sort of base concept, different end result sorta scenario) where eyeless dogs were captured and slowly domesticated via a lot of selective breeding. Their purpose is to collect bodies from failed full wipe-out missions where no one survives. Because obviously The Company doesn't believe in wasted resources and would use the bodies of the Employees for whatever purpose they deem fit.

That's enough exposition for now. Enjoy these character concepts and fun doodles (Buddy the Masked and its Crew belong to @pangolin-404, check out their fics about this oddball group! They're fantastic!)

[vipermenace]

I had another Dungeon Meshi style dream but this one involved Quickscope!! She was a half-elf/half-dwarf and her cybernetic arms and legs were now metal gauntlets and grieves. She was hunting the mage that cursed her body.

Scope ran into a small adventuring group that had a kobold, half-foot, and tallman. She argued a lot with the half-foot a bit but near the end when she left the group, the camera quickly cut to Quickscope working on a hard mechanism to trip every trap. She jumped from ledge to ledge, showing off her dexterity as she dodged each spike popping out. Scope did this purely to make the item the party was searching for easier to obtain. She was worried it would kill them, so she helped out in her own way because she didn't want them to die lmao

[creativesplat]

Fell Xenologue Alfred.

[bellbones1207]

Doodle of Kabru, my beloved <3

[thereallycoolmonsterithoughtup]

i feel like if surja and kabru met while The Island Dungeon™ still existed surja would kneel down on both knees n try to scam/steal from kabru but also worship him like a god and he would be like "haha thanks but youre kind of weird and i see right through your act. " and then kabru beheads him and his head rolls lmaooo

HELPPPP his negative rizz has devastating consequences

[aerial-jace]

Theatre-style incense burners my beloved. Easily my favorite kind of artifact. I weep for the fact that the vast majority of the ones found outside Teotihuacan were looted and ended up in the hands of private collectors.

(Photos from this amazing catalogue on the website of Fundación La Ruta Maya.)

[angrylesbianstereotype]

S5 of Breaking Bad is just Mike and Walter literally fighting for custody over Jesse in a lawyer’s office so Walter shoots Mike :( so then Walter gets custody of Jesse only to uhh immediately give it away

[guideaus]

way too much happens in the next chapters that are getting adapted, so i imagine this wont be the first things one peoples' minds, but if people get mad at this, the anime onlys are probably a lost cause for kabru

[tropiyas]

whenever the galaga enemy captured my ship I felt kind of flustered, and when I managed to take it back to get the double guns I felt awesome

[masterdisastre]

Look At Yourself - MasterDisaster - Katekyou Hitman Reborn! [Archive of Our Own]

Khr rarepair week day 2: Corpse Retrieval

Pairing: Lambo x Reborn

Audience: teen and up (just to be sure, because there's a corpse? Pretty much very innocent aside from that)

Triggers: poisoning, and I guess Reborn could ask and kiss, not the other way round

Enjoy! @khrrarepairweek

[slimeciclecock]

HE'S DIED LIKE FOUR TIMES GIVE HIM HIS BODY BACK 😭😭😭

[mwolf0epsilon]

The frog wasn't the only cosmetic I have made for @egg-exe 's custom accessories pack. I have also made a puppy Leon and a baby thumper (Thumpuppy) for myself and @pangolin-404 respectively (among several other cosmetics that I have made and plan to eventually make).

Sometimes you just need a little creacher as emotional support.

[jvzebel-x]

🦋