#corrie shenanigans

[stealthetrees]

Commander Fox: and then we had to expand to the store room because they all had so much shit we can use, but we have a solid filing system. I’m gonna have to pull out the GOOD blackmail to get the clone rights bill passed though. Maybe even a bomb threat or two, perhaps kidnap a spouse

Captain Rex: I asked why Fives is alive I don’t care about your involvement in politics

[themistymountainscold]

hound: watch this! i taught grizzer a new trick.

hound: *throwing a ball past fox* go get it!

*grizzer doesn’t move*

fox: he didn’t do anything.

hound: exactly. i taught him to ignore social conventions and to think for himself.

[mamuzzy]

“Got a package got a a clone, uhh, no CT number here, but the message reads ‘Happy Birthday Dreadbolt!’ ”

“Could someone please pick up the parcel?! I’m gonna get squished flat under this humongous thing.”

hope I’m not late, happy birthday :D

It's never too late! Thank you so much for thinking about me and for the present too <3 (i hope the corries will give it back soon).

Currently I only have my sketchbook at hand, on train to go visit my parents for a few days. But I wanted to draw something silly with Fox =D

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

*taps microphone* so i’d just like to talk about all the little kids in coruscant who would absolutely be out of their mind with love and awe for the corrie guard, and their fire engine red painted armour

these kids

these kids would wait at their windows to watch them drive past their window on a scheduled patrol. they’d be so thrilled to see them in the market. or when Fox is standing next to Palpatine in the press in his extra red paint

their parent will be like ‘want to talk to them?’ and the kids will get all shy.

they might even draw pictures of them to give to them

because no matter what the adults think, abiut flesh droids or military police being given more and more responsibility (that theybwould see as power) as the war went on, but little kids know what’s up. they know how cool garbage men are, and fire men (with the shiny red paint), and other civil servants that adults don’t think are awesome but kids know

and you know, you just know that Sergeant Hound, with his cute mastiff and awesome bucket paint would be the absolute pinnacle of coolness to an eight year old coruscanti child

[ani-and-the-corries-au]

Thorn: do I even want to know what's going on here?

Lucky, Fuse and 'Sighter, surrounded by half their armor and a bucket of paint.

Lucky: since you asked, probably not

Fuse: In fact, it would be best if you forgot you saw this.

Thorn: what are you three doing this time.

'Sighter: i believe it's called finding a loop hole Commander.

Thorn, rubbing the bridge of his nose: Shinies

[sun-roach]

Some more Rainbow squad quotes as they continue to live rent free in my head✨

Redd: Did you ever saw someone and went 'kriffing stars, I would hit that'?

Sticker: The chancellor?

Stitch: A-ah Sticker, I think he meant something else…

Sticker: He said 'hit'. What else would he mean? I would hit the chancellor for overworking everyone

Cuyan: *glares at Redd* stop looking into the mirror before i murder you

Strife: It’s so quiet…

Cuyan: So?

Strife: …! Cuyan where is the dumb trio?

Cuyan: Sorry, Strife. But Sticker paid me to keep my mouth shut

Strife: With what?! Stickers?

Cuyan: Actually he paid me with this peace

Strife: *alarmed* don’t tell me they went-

Thorn from another room: STRIFE!!! GET YOUR KRIFFING MEN UNDER CONTROL, BEFORE FOX GETS AN HEART ATTACK. WE DON'T NEED MORE GLOW IN THE DARK STICKERS AND WE DEFINITELY DON'T NEED GLITTER IN OUR CAF

Stitch: Yesterday I tripped down the stairs

Strife: You got hurt?

Stitch: Yes

Strife: Where?

Stitch: My ego

Sticker: You have an ego?

Stitch: …*sobs*

Redd: Guys i have a funny holo video of Stitch fal- oh

Cuyan: Redd… you will die earlier than I thought *loads gun*

Strife: …I definitely need more caf

Redd: Guys! Amazing news!!!

Cuyan: Did you find your brain?

Sticker: Redd you lost your brain? AGAIN?!

Redd: … that’s… wow… okay. Nevermind. I am not going to tell you shitheads anything anymore

Stitch: …

Redd: !!!Stitch…guess what?

Stitch: Just tell us, Redd… please just tell us

Redd: I found some pretty jewelry

Cuyan: … *growls*

Sticker: Uhhhhhh show them!

Stitch: Redd no…

Redd: Redd yes! A fool just let them lie around unsafe on a table

Strife: *breaks into the room* REDD I SWEAR I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU. WHERE IS THE SENATORS NECKLACE?

Redd: Only the necklace?

Strife: …you know what? Yes. Give me the necklace and keep the rest. We will talk later

Redd: Why are you crying?

Strife: Because you make me so angry

Redd: Oh

Redd: Anyway! Red gloves or red socks?

Thorn: Strife what are you doing?

Strife: Sticker ruined his blacks. I am patching them up. Continue with the mission details. I am listening

Thorn: Oh… alright

Hound: Wait! Can you help with my blacks too? Grizzer woke up on her wrong paws today

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Fox: Quin annoyed me today so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Cody: But there's nothing special about tomorrow and you hate pompous displays of affection

Fox: No, but there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic sets in

Cody: Kriff

[galaxyofjedi]

[stealthetrees]

Story time!

Fox was having a shity day, and then he was having a great day.

The usual bullshit, politicians, riots, criminal activity, syndicates after his head. He hadn’t slept in 30 hours. He was out of fucks to give.

Palpatine knocked a pen off his desk and asked Fox to pick it up. Fox went blind with rage and shot him on the spot.

Corrie guards standing outside the room poke their heads in, and see what happened. They congratulate Fox and gently chide him for not giving them more advanced notice as they respectfully arrest him.

Fox is in prison for about 27 minutes while they fake his death via stabbing by inmates he had arrested previously. He gets the CT number and armor of an ARC captain and is sent back to work, as per protocol.

Fox decides that this is an excellent time to take a team and go take out the leader of the Black Sun syndicate because they’ve been a pain in the ass for a while now. So he loads up a slug thrower and goes to kill Maul.

Somehow, news of what happened got around rather quickly and many people came to the marshal commanders office demanding an explanation.

Thorn, newly promoted, was not having a good time.

“Fox has been arrested” he explained patiently “he’s dead now tho so don’t worry about it”

“What does our decommissioned batchmate have to do with this?” Cody and Wolffe demand “we’re here about Fletcher”

Thorn forgot about Fletcher.

Well, he didn’t forget. How could anyone forget Marshal Commander CC-1010 Fletcher- oh wait.

Thorn realizes he has Fucked Up. He does not offer further explanation. He just sits down in the shortly little chair behind the shitty little desk in the shitty little office full of generals and commanders staring at him suspiciously and Thorn banged his head on the desk. Maybe if he knocked himself out he wouldn’t have to deal with this.

The universe decides to mock him further. Fives and Dogma, who are supposed to be dead, stick their heads through the door and somehow miss the huge crowd of people.

“Fox just got back and he gave us Maul’s head before heading up to blackmail a senator after dealing with that riot, what do you want us to do with it?”

[littlemissmanga]

Tooka Interviews

I'm sure you've all seen puppy interviews, where celebrities hawk their latest project while petting adorable puppies. Notable ones include Chris Evens, Tom Holland and Keanu Reeves

So, in an AU where Fives succeeds, Palpatine dies and everyone is happy, the clones are petitioning for their rights, right? And how best to motivate political change?

Positive public images.

Remember, under Palpatine's influence, the main sentiment among Core world residents was that clones were basically droids. So to change that, Riyo Chuchi - as the senator spearheading the push for clone rights - organizes for a tooka interview, a gimmick to get people's attention.

First up is Fives, the clone who saved the Republic. He is genuinely good on camera, a bit of an inspirational speaker but still relatable, and he's overjoyed by the tookas without letting them derail the interview.

Riyo is so pumped at how well it went, she negotiates for even more interviews.

And it makes the most sense to start with Fives' commanding officer, Captain Rex. But Rex outright refuses at first but is convinced when he's told he can be paired with another high-rank officer. Obi Wan is about to suggest Cody, but just a single look is enough for the Jedi to reconsider.

Ultimately, Fox is not happy about being voluntold to join Rex by his still mostly secret girlfriend, but her reasoning is sound and he really can't say no to Riyo anyway. Little does he know though that she may have let the whole thing slip to Thorn, who not only records it, but plays it on the holoprojector for the entire guard.

Hardcase is also alive in this AU, and he writes a very polite email to Senator Chuchi explaining why he would be a great interviewee (he really just wants to be smothered by a giant pile of tookas.

[ratcready]

BREAKING: an ARF trooper and a medcorps jedi have been arrested in coco town on suspicion of Silly Goofy Activity. more at 10

[howdidthisevenhappenanyway]

happy foxquin week Day Five!

today’s prompt is ‘I found him in the dumpster’

1, 4030 words, rated G for the Corries staying silly :3

“Mesh’la,” Fox says tiredly, “That’s my jetii, not yours. Let him go.”

The roar of reply sounds distinctly defensive.

[ani-and-the-corries-au]

Fox: The guard doesn't really do Jedi.

Thorn: What do you call that then?

Looks over towards the tables where a Ten year old Padawan is enthusiastically explaining his life goals to a large chunk of the guard.

Anakin: And then once you're all free from Depur and his Sleemo Senators then you guys can go do whatever you want, there's a whole galaxy out there you know? And one day I'm gonna see all of them and it's gonna be totally Wizard and And maybe some of you can come with me and-

Fox: He's our Jetti'ika, doesn't count

[sun-roach]

Shriek: -She comes back to see Sticker and this time she's brought another box for him- you'll have lots of fun with this one I bet -she grins cheekily as inside the box is several nerf guns with plenty of ammunition. Based on the grin on her face she's for sure armed other chaotic siblings with these and knows full well this is going to be a mess. Especially since the little foam bullets have suction cups on the end of them- have fun~ -she ruffles his hair playfully and finds a not so great hiding place to watch this unfold- ( it was this or water guns and both just scream absolute chaos😂)

<Ohhhhh!!!! Vor'e, Shriek!!!!>

Sticker grins wide, eyes shining bright. He takes two of the nerf guns out and runs off.

His squad is standing outside. Strife is discussing something with Thorn, Stitch sleepily leans against Cuyan, who is glaring at Redd.

The young arc gets into position and fires both of the nerf guns in his hands, aiming at Redd.

The projectiles hit the red head's chest, suction cups allowing the foam bullets to stay stuck on the chest plate, making them look like nipples.

Redd blinks in surprise, Cuyan and Stitch look irritated at each other, before breaking out in laughter.

<Ehhh … Redd you got there something…>

<No shit, Stitch…. And I know who is responsible for this. STICKE- >

Another foam bullet hits Redd. But not only he gets hit. Cuyan and Stitch get shot as well.

<SHABUIR!>

Cuyan growls and looks towards Sticker, who is laughing out loud. Stitch shakes his head and tries to get the projectiles off his armor.

<Sticker! You could hurt someone!>

<I am good at aiming! Don’t worry Stitch! I got more of these! Here!>

Stickers goes to hand each of them a nerf gun, as well as some ammo.

Redd's annoyance immediately disappears. Instead his eyes start to shine.

<You will regret this Sticker!>

The two start to shoot each other, while looking for a good spot to cover. Cuyan grumbles.

<Why are you pulling me into this osik? You know our sergeant and commander are just right the- >

Cuyan's eyes widen in disbelief. Stitch shot at him! The young medic gulps but can’t hide his giggle.

<You… uh… REDD COVER ME!>

<Roger that, Stitch. Sticker left.>

<Aye aye.>

Redd and Sticker grin wide as they start to shoot at Cuyan from both sides, while Stitch runs.

The grumpy Corrie growls and tries to find a good hiding spot, where he can shoot at his foolish brothers.

<I WILL MURDER YOU ALL!>

He finds a hiding spot, but he is not alone. As Shriek greets him with a grin, Cuyan accidentally shoots, causing the bullet to hit Thorn.

The brothers all form a silent 'o' with their lips and it becomes quiet.

Strife stares at the bullet on Thorn's tigh and becomes pale.

<Oh no… what have you di'kuts done…?>

Thorn's eyes narrow, his head slowly turning towards the squad.

<Who of you shot at me?>

Redd, Sticker and Stitch open their mouths to tell him that it was them, but Cuyan already steps forward.

<It was me… Sir- >

Thorn hides his chuckle and keeps a serious face.

<Step closer. Who gave you that gun?>

Cuyan now glares at Thorn, back straight, hands down.

<I don’t know, Sir.>

The commander steps closer to him and raises a hand just to pat Cuyan’s head.

<You are a good soldier. But you really have to train your aim, vod'ika.>

Thorn laughs, surprising the whole squad but also causing them all to relax.

<I- I didn’t intend to- >

Unwillingly Cuyan's eyes dart back to his hiding space. Thorn follows his gaze and gasps as he sees Shriek.

<You! Shriek!!! I knew it!!!! You are the secret person who is equipping Sticker with all this chaos!!!!>

Thorn grins wide and suddenly takes the nerf gun out of Cuyan's hands to shoot at her.

<This is for the caf machine!!! Oh Fox will love to hear about this. Everyone in 79's will know about your shenanigans.>

[incorrectclonewarsquotes]

Quinlan: Sitting next to Fox while squeezing a rubber chicken

Fox: Ignoring him while scrolling through a datapad

Qunlan: Squeezes the chicken right next to his ear

Fox: Punches Quinlan in the stomach as a response, causing Quinlan to double over in pain and flops onto Fox’s lap

Fox: Starts petting Quinlan's head as if he didn't just hit him and continues scrolling through datapad

Cody: You two have a very interesting way of showing your love for one another

Quinlan: *Wheezes in pain* Missed you too babe.

Fox: *Grunts* Can't say I feel the same.