#could even be herbert

[pollenallergie]

I just know that Eddie secretly loves skincare… but only because you love it. Of course, you get him some skin care essentials so that he can create his own ~*custom*~ daily routine, but the man hardly ever uses them. At best, Eddie sometimes uses the cleanser you bought him to wash his face in the shower, but most the time he either forgets to wash his face entirely or (more often) he does it with the same cheap bar of soap he uses to wash everything else. Really, he prefers to watch you work through your own simple three/four step routine. In Eddie’s opinion, there’s something oddly therapeutic, soothing even, about watching the one he loves do something that you so clearly enjoy; even if its something as mundane as washing your face or applying some moisturizer. 

Occasionally, Eddie will partake in skincare with you, but only because he loves that its a peaceful activity that he gets to do with his favorite person. His favorite aspects of skincare are facemasks. In fact, Eddie loves, loves, loves when you come home with new face masks for him to try; especially when they’re the ones that you have to like spread on his face. Clays, gels, creams, he loves them all, mostly because you’ve deemed him too messy to use them on his own. Instead of giving him the opportunity to make an absolute mess of things, you do every single step for him while pampering him along the way. During the application process, you give Eddie a nice facial massage as you spread the slightly chilly substance all over his skin. Then, instead of letting him wash it off himself - because he just gets water all over the bathroom when he does that - you take a warm, damp wash cloth and gently wipe it off for him. Once his skin is all bright and clean, you even give him another little facial massage when you apply some moisturizer to skin, paying extra special attention to his masseter muscles because the poor bean tends to clench his teeth. The whole experience is just absolutely wonderful for our dear Eddie because you dote on him the entire time; he fucking adores it. Mr. Edward Francis Munson (because I genuinely believe that man has the lamest middle name ever; most hot guys do and its usually a family name or some shit like that) is not a big fan of sheet masks though, mostly because they’re really slimy in a way that he’s not super fond of, plus the lack of mess means that you allow him to do them mostly independently and, therefore, don’t really dote on him as much. Although, he doesn’t necessarily hate them, he’ll still use them if you offer him one, but he typically prefers the messier masks; he’s a messy dude.  

Also, every other Friday, after Eddie gets his paycheck, he takes you to your favorite beauty shop so that you can stock up on your staple products and maybe, if you’re feeling particularly adventurous, splurge on a couple new things for the both of you to try. You two often don’t have much money to spend on non-essentials, but skincare is one of those extravagances that you allow yourselves to indulge in whenever its feasible to do so. After all, Eddie would sooner have no money to his name, no food in his belly, and no home to return to than deny you the pleasure of indulging in one of your favorite things in the whole wide world. Is that too dramatic? Probably, but this is Eddie the Thespian we’re dealing with here. 

[mezucore]

just watched lisa frankenstein. the danbert parallels grabbed me by the throat so here we are

[holofizz]

my distraction for today.

If I tried to flesh it out I'd lose track on everything else I'm supposed to be doing...

[hubriswest]

reanimator au where everything is the same but meg lives and is dating francesca and they always talk shit about dan. also every friday herbert gets to tag along

[daxwormzz]

Posting oc art but you ALSO get the baron. Yeah that’s right you have to look at my art of Vladimir Harkonnen.

[necromancy-savant]

I have a fun question for you all: what's the worst movie that you love despite how objectively bad it is?

[vampyr-bite]

i don’t understand why people making ‘dune is bad because of cultural appropriation’ posts also tell people that it doesn’t matter when the plot is explained to them because like. the plot is that the cultural appropriators are the bad guys? that fundamentally changes everything, no? a white guy quite literally declares himself the messiah on a planet that has been exploited for decades because it is home to a valuable resource. the white people in the film are the americans and arrakis is the middle east and the spice is oil (i know the book was written in the 60s so this wasn’t the analogy that the author had in mind but if the shoe fits…). they appropriate the culture to win them over. you’re upset that jessica is wearing ‘muslim’ clothing, but she is doing so to pretend to be one with them so that they will more easily accept her son as ruler over them. it’s not a white saviour narrative - paul doesn’t save them he commits a genocide. like. how does this not make a difference to how you view it?

[swag-system]

slender-swagsystem: collect my canadian friends&mutuals..

[overly-hubristic-mad-scientist]

ok so given everything went well the the Bride’s Reanimation what exactly did Dan decide to do? Because while he did agree to her creation with the agreement that she would be his replacement Meg, she’s not she has a different brain and based on what we saw a different personality what will Dan’s reaction be if she’s not what he originally wanted? Will he get discontent and look for happiness elsewhere like he did with Herbert? Will he resent her for not being Meg? Even if she was similar enough for him there’s no guarantee that she would love him back, which is extremely understandable since he is essentially her parent. What if the Bride just isn’t into Dan at all and just wants a dad? Will he leave? Will he blame her? Will he blame Herbert? Will he just lose it and try to inflict harm (he’s not emotionally stable especially not when it comes to romance) I’m kinda curious to know what will happen

[sunny-honeytears]

How many shots would it take me to hook up with TDV characters (based on hungarian casting) (shots are measured in jägermeister)

Krolock: Two for confidence

Herbert: Depends on actor but 4 for confidence

Alfred: Two. One for me, one for him

Professor: Zero. Absolutely zero.

Sarah: 1 for human Sarah. 2 for vampire Sarah..nevermind 3

Chagal: Blackout drunk.

Magda: Depends. Pre-bite Magda? Nothing. Post-bite Magda? 3

Rebecca: Respectful no<3 idk we can knit together

Koukol: Another respectful no<3 But we can be besties

[draconifay]

I love how Avalon, in development, went from being this menacing guy who literally poisoned + tried to kill Herbert, created the Negativitron in order to have all of Craftworld's creativity and recreate the world in his image due to his vanity

To, in game, being a well-intentioned guy who was just annoying as hell to half the alliance because he loves himself too much

[jenlrossman]

They've got actual lady boobs in this movie and i am over here ogling Jeffrey combs's wrists and forearms

[wearebackbagels]

Alone together

@invisiblegargoyl @rosescruensixxam @fergusfraserapologist @booksoncanvas @adowbaldwin @butternuggets-blog @elkro

[a-pigeons-soliloquy]

gnawing on the bars of my enclosure at that Will Salieri art btw. i don't know ANYONE else in this fandom who knows that musical 😭

omg another person who knows mozart l'opera rock???? hello!!!!!!!!!! so happy that there's at least two of us lol

[wackulart]

WELL

OMG OKAY

THE MOVIES OVER IM WOW

[chemicaljacketslut]

i gotta watch bride of reanimator today eee