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10 Benefits of Cloud Computing course
Table of contents
 Introduction
Models of Cloud Computing
Why Cloud Computing?
Conclusion
FAQ’s
INTRODUCTION
In today’s fast-paced digital landscape, where connectivity and data are the backbone of businesses and individuals alike, the advent of cloud computing has sparked a revolution. Imagine a world where the traditional constraints of computing—physical servers, limited storage capacity, and costly infrastructure—are rendered obsolete. In this world, computing power is no longer confined to local hardware but instead flows effortlessly through the virtual corridors of the internet.
Cloud computing represents a paradigm shift—a fundamental reimagining of storing, processing, and accessing data. At its core, it is a model that offers computing services over the Internet, providing users with on-demand access to a vast array of resources, including servers, storage, databases, and software applications. This shift from owning and maintaining physical hardware to leveraging remote, virtualized resources has profound implications for businesses, organizations, and individuals alike.
The cloud has become an indispensable tool for driving innovation, enhancing productivity, and achieving strategic objectives, from the smallest startups to the largest multinational corporations. Its scalability, flexibility, and cost-efficiency have empowered organizations to adapt quickly to changing market conditions, experiment with new ideas, and deliver value to customers at unprecedented speed.
However, the significance of cloud computing extends far beyond its technological capabilities. It represents a democratization of computing power—a leveling of the playing field that enables startups and small businesses to compete on equal footing with established industry giants. It fosters collaboration and innovation, breaking down barriers to entry and unlocking new opportunities for growth and advancement.
MODELS OF CLOUD COMPUTING
Cloud computing is a transformative approach that leverages the internet to provide access to a wide range of computing resources and services on demand. Rather than relying on physical hardware and local servers, cloud computing enables users to access and utilize virtualized resources hosted on remote servers maintained by cloud service providers.
At its core, cloud computing offers three primary service models:
Infrastructure as a Service (IaaS): This model provides users with virtualized computing resources, such as virtual machines, storage, and networking capabilities, on a pay-as-you-go basis. Users have full control over the operating systems, applications, and development frameworks running on these virtualized resources.
Platform as a Service (PaaS): PaaS offers a complete development and deployment environment in the cloud, allowing developers to build, test, and deploy applications without worrying about the underlying infrastructure. PaaS providers manage the infrastructure, runtime, middleware, and development tools, enabling developers to focus solely on writing code.
Software as a Service (SaaS): SaaS delivers software applications over the internet on a subscription basis. Users access these applications through a web browser or API without needing to install or maintain any software locally. Popular examples of SaaS applications include email services, customer relationship management (CRM) platforms, and productivity suites.
In addition to these service models, cloud computing encompasses various deployment models:
Public Cloud: Public cloud services are provided by third-party vendors over the Internet and are available to anyone who wants to use or purchase them. These services are hosted and managed by the cloud service provider, offering scalability, flexibility, and cost-efficiency.
Private Cloud: Private cloud services are dedicated to a single organization and are typically hosted either on-premises or by a third-party provider. Private clouds offer greater control, security, and customization options compared to public clouds, making them suitable for organizations with strict compliance requirements or sensitive data.
Hybrid Cloud: Hybrid cloud combines public and private cloud environments, allowing organizations to leverage the benefits of both. It enables seamless integration between on-premises infrastructure and public cloud services, providing flexibility, scalability, and workload portability.
WHY CLOUD?
1.  Cloud: Your Virtual Growth Spurt
Scalability without boundaries: Easily increase or decrease resources based on demand, ensuring that your infrastructure can grow with your business needs.
Dynamic resource allocation: Allocate resources dynamically, optimizing performance and minimizing wastage.
Cost savings through efficient resource utilization: Pay only for the resources you use, avoiding unnecessary expenditure on idle infrastructure
The Freedom of Anywhere, Anytime Access
Remote access to data and applications: Access critical business data and applications from anywhere in the world, enabling remote work and enhancing productivity.
Increased productivity and flexibility: Empower employees to work on their terms, whether they’re in the office, at home, or on the go, leading to greater efficiency and work-life balance.
Enhanced collaboration across geographies: Break down geographical barriers and foster collaboration among teams spread across different locations, driving innovation and teamwork.
Innovation at the Speed of Imagination
Instant access to cutting-edge technologies: Leverage a wide range of cloud services and tools to experiment, prototype, and innovate rapidly without the need for upfront investment in infrastructure.
Rapid experimentation and prototyping: Quickly test new ideas and concepts, iterating at speed to bring innovative products and services to market faster.
Accelerated time-to-market for new ideas: Reduce time-to-market for new products and features by streamlining development and deployment processes, gaining a competitive edge in the marketplace.
Cost-Efficiency: Pay Only for What You Use
Elimination of upfront hardware costs: Avoid the capital expenditure associated with purchasing and maintaining physical hardware, shifting to an operational expenditure model that aligns costs with usage.
Predictable, pay-as-you-go pricing model: Enjoy predictable billing and budgeting with pay-as-you-go pricing, scaling resources up or down as needed without long-term commitments.
Optimal resource utilization, minimizing waste: Maximize resource utilization and minimize waste by scaling resources dynamically based on demand, optimizing cost-efficiency and performance.
Collaboration: Building Castles in the Clouds
Real-time collaboration on documents and projects: Collaborate seamlessly with colleagues and partners in real-time, editing documents, sharing files, and working together irrespective of location.
Seamless sharing of data and resources: Share data and resources effortlessly within and across teams, breaking down silos and facilitating cross-functional collaboration.
Enhanced communication and teamwork: Foster a culture of communication and teamwork with cloud-based collaboration tools, enabling employees to work together more effectively and efficiently.
Security: Fort Knox in the Cloud
Robust encryption and authentication mechanisms: Protect sensitive data with robust encryption and authentication mechanisms, ensuring that only authorized users can access critical resources.
Continuous monitoring and threat detection: Monitor cloud environments continuously for suspicious activity and potential security threats, proactively identifying and mitigating risks.
Compliance with industry standards and regulations: Ensure compliance with industry standards and regulations by leveraging cloud providers’ security certifications and compliance programs, minimizing legal and regulatory risks.
Disaster Recovery: Cloud’s Safety Net
Automated backup and recovery solutions: Implement automated backup and recovery solutions in the cloud, ensuring data integrity and availability in the event of a disaster or system failure.
Geographic redundancy for data protection: Replicate data across multiple geographic regions to ensure redundancy and resilience, protecting against data loss and minimizing downtime.
Minimized downtime and business continuity assurance: Minimize downtime and ensure business continuity by leveraging cloud-based disaster recovery solutions that enable rapid failover and recovery in case of disruptions.
Flexibility: Your Digital Shape-Shifter
On-demand resource allocation and scaling: Scale resources up or down on demand to meet changing business requirements, ensuring optimal performance and cost-efficiency.
Ability to adapt quickly to changing business needs: Adapt quickly to changing market conditions and business needs by leveraging the flexibility of the cloud, and deploying new services and applications rapidly.
Freedom to experiment and innovate without constraints: Experiment and innovate without constraints by leveraging cloud resources, and testing new ideas and concepts with minimal risk and investment.
Environmental Impact: Cloud’s Green Thumb
Energy-efficient data centers and infrastructure: Leverage energy-efficient data centers and infrastructure provided by cloud providers, reducing environmental impact and carbon emissions.
Shared resources leading to reduced carbon footprint: Share resources efficiently in the cloud, reducing overall energy consumption and carbon footprint compared to traditional on-premises infrastructure.
Contribution to corporate sustainability goals: Contribute to corporate sustainability goals by adopting cloud computing, aligning with broader initiatives to reduce environmental impact and promote sustainability.
Competitive Edge: Soar Above the Competition
Faster innovation cycles and time-to-market: Innovate faster and bring new products and features to market ahead of the competition by leveraging cloud computing’s agility and scalability.
Improved agility and responsiveness to market demands: Respond quickly to changing market conditions and customer demands by adapting and scaling resources dynamically in the cloud, staying ahead of competitors.
Enhanced customer experiences and satisfaction: Deliver superior customer experiences and satisfaction by leveraging cloud-based solutions to provide innovative products and services that meet customer needs and expectations.
CONCLUSION
Joining cloud computing opens doors to a world of endless possibilities. It’s about becoming part of a dynamic ecosystem where innovation thrives, opportunities abound, and boundaries are constantly pushed. In this realm, you’ll find yourself at the forefront of technological advancements, collaborating with brilliant minds from around the globe to tackle complex challenges and drive meaningful change. Embracing cloud computing isn’t just about a career—it’s about embarking on an exhilarating journey where every day brings discoveries and the chance to make a lasting impact.
FAQ’s
Q1) Which is the best Institute in Bengaluru to learn Cloud? 
Innovative Academy in Bengaluru provides the best Cloud learning courses in Bengaluru.
Q2)How is Cloud better than other networking platforms? Ans)
Read the above article “Why to Choose Cloud”.
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sunderwight · 10 months
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had a thought of what if Airplane had leaned a little more into the self-insert idea for Luo Binghe when he was still at the early stages of writing, with an end result that Luo Binghe actually Looks Like That because he basically looks like Airplane but with long flowing hair and a more idealized figure
SQQ going "why the fuck did you make his face so pretty???" and Airplane bullshitting about plausibility while trying really hard not to blush. twisting his fingers and scuffing his toe like jeez bro he's not that good-looking...
which of course sets SQQ off because how DARE!?! not 'that' good-looking?!?! just look at him! he's xianxia Helen of Troy with a face that launched a thousand harems! like okay sure with looks like that it does make sense that half the female population was willing to timeshare a marriage with him, but it's also totally unfair to SQQ, who has no recourse against those looks either! and who could? that is the most beautiful face ever!
Airplane's getting flustered. tries valiantly to make the case that objectively speaking Luo Binghe isn't that good-looking, it's just that SQQ is biased, but boy does that not go over well. SQQ has hitched the tattered remnants of his self-perception as a straight man onto the idea that Luo Binghe is just so devastatingly attractive anyone would want to hop into bed with him, and he is not letting go of it, so Airplane is just gonna get wrecked with inadvertent compliments
bonus if the Shang Qinghua look is actually the result of several illusions because when Airplane first transmigrated in, he got the same face too, and foresaw potential problems if the half-demon protagonist turned up looking like him. so he used illusions. he doesn't actually look all that different, in fact! the illusions just make it so that when people see him, they get a strong impression that he's unremarkable, so they don't really register what his face actually looks like and their brains fill in the assumption that he must just be kinda plain
oooh ooh double bonus if the system inserted a behind-the-scenes explanation for it too, which is that Shang Qinghua is actually unwittingly related to Su Xiyan!
and the whole thing comes to light post-epilogue when Shang Qinghua's illusions get stripped away by some monster-of-the-week, while everyone except Mobei Jun has a freak out about why do you look just like Luo Binghe?! (Mobei Jun isn't freaking out because he already figured out how to see past the illusions and just assumed everyone else wasn't mentioning it for some human cultural reason or something) and then Yue Qingyuan calmly explains that Luo Binghe's mom is Shang Qinghua's matrilineal cousin. Shang Qinghua's mother and Luo Binghe's human grandmother were half-sisters.
what? how does Yue Qingyuan know? you think that Cang Qiong doesn't check up on the candidates for the peak lord positions before handing off power, doesn't make sure there are no conflicts of interest or divided loyalties to other sects? what sorts of things do people imagine Qiong Ding's diplomats do? (I don't know either but, for the purpose of this scenario at least some of it is tracking down this stuff -- YQY handled most of it personally for his generation's ascension because he didn't want anyone else digging into his and Xiao Jiu's pasts) anyways, the connection could have been troublesome for its ties to Huan Hua Palace, but by the time it came to light Su Xiyan was deceased and there was no evidence that Shang Qinghua had ever even met her. so it wasn't deemed significant enough to matter, was just made note of and then mostly forgotten
so Shang Qinghua is like "oh THAT is why you kept bringing her up to me back then?!" because at the time he'd just been fully in "haha how would I know anything about the impending plot and the tragedies I am both partly responsible for and powerless to prevent haha that's so funny shixiong I KNOW NOTHING" mode, which luckily at the time was easily read as him just not wanting a dead cousin he never met to tank his chances of securing a promotion
SQQ is floored. he is having issues about this. Shang Qinghua is related to Binghe? Shang Qinghua looks exactly like him?! wait. Binghe has human family? still alive? like grandparents and stuff out there, who might want to meet him...?
Luo Binghe decides to step in at that point because he does not want to meet any more relatives! no more surprise relatives! no!
luckily this distracts Shen Qingqiu from thinking about all of the things he's said to Airplane about Binghe's looks for long enough for Shang Qinghua to flee the scene
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post-s11 Tami definitely gets tired of Lip and leaves him.
yes, I do like them as a couple, I think it is an interesting dynamic and that Tami is good for him honestly, even though they lived completely different lives and crash so many times because of it throughout the last seasons.
fact is Lip won't ever change and will keep making the same kind of mistakes and she will get fed up with it eventually. they'll go different ways, maybe keep a somewhat friendly relationship, and she will get a new partner and Lip will have a Sean kind of relationship with Fred: that kid is the most important thing in his whole life and he's constantly hunted by the fear of drinking again and hurting Fred.
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truestfeeiing · 23 days
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hiiii if I’m not too late, I’d love to hear your answers to 4 and 12 🫶
hiii thanks so much for the ask, empress!!!! no omg you're not too late, i love to yap about writing and also listening to writers yap.... thank you so much....... as you can see, i've written far too much for a light read below. and i hope you don't mind spoilers (for my own work lol).
4. a story idea you haven't written yet
MELLOBOT!!! i'll discuss it briefly. Basically, it's a sci-fantasy au where something similar to the Kira case still goes down, but a Terminator-esque war between machine and humans break out (advent of AI, etc etc). Near creates a homunculus of Mello with the help of Gevanni in exchange for his services as an AI and android scientist, and so Near inadvertently becomes drawn into the side of the machines. Mellobot, as i've affectionately dubbed him, is an amalgam of developing AI and tissue engineering, so Near raises him from birth, essentially, and this time he makes sure Mellobot receives all the love the real Mello never got. As Mellobot grows older and learns the truth of his existence, the tides of war shift to the human side as AI technology destabilizes. Near has to grapple with his growingly complicated feelings about Mello, his believed-dead love interest, and Mellobot, technically his son but maturing quickly into the face of the man he loved and a painful reminder...
and, of course, who stands on the other side of the war, taking down war machines and thwarting cyber attacks? the living, breathing Mello!!!!!!!!!! Screams!!!!!!!!
it's a story that i have shared one snippet of, and i plan to end it at its climax. It will be Quite the longfic, it will be pretty angsty but more like, depressing and bittersweet? And philosophical? But it will be exciting, and quite sexy at times... heheh... /gets shot I'm happy about the idea because it incorporates a lot of sci-fi themes I love, but i admit that i need to read and research more before i can truly get started writing it.
12. a trope you're really into right now
100000% came-back-wrong stories. as you can see, both ikiryo and mellobot (temp name) are came-back-wrong stories, in a way. i just find something so deliciously tragic about reuniting with someone you love only to find them not quite the same as before... and how to fill that space of uncertainty: will there be new love, or will it destroy what little love remained? is it more painful to start over or continue a charade? pet sematary by Stephen King is a pretty good exploration of the psyche of how someone reaches a breaking point where they're willing to win back love, in whatever form they can get, even if it comes back not quite right (disastrously wrong).
some forms of came-back-wrong i really like: androids/robots breaking down/getting corrupted, ghosts returning from the afterlife, someone who gets irreversibly changed by their trauma, amnesia...
full list of asks here, i will answer any and all of them with burgeoning enthusiasm
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I was thinking about Dilton’s insane garage laboratory again, and I got an idea for a comic. I would draw it, but I draw so slowly that it would take forever to finish a 6+ page comic, and I have too many other ideas to work on. So all you get is a written summary:
— Dilton’s dad hears from the other parents (or the newspaper) that multiple cars have been broken into or stolen in the past few weeks, and he decides the family needs to keep their car safely in the garage instead of the driveway, at least until the perpetrator is caught.
— He informs Dilton that this means Dilt needs to clear all his science stuff out of the garage to make room for the car.
— “You want me to dismantle my lab? Dad, please, don’t do this to me! Anything else!”
— “This isn’t a punishment, it’s just how things have to be for the foreseeable future. Your lab was our garage first, and we need a garage more than we need a lab right now.”
— “But how can you expect me to transport all of my equipment within the day? Where can I possibly store it all? How can I continue my experiments under these conditions?”
— “Why don’t you ask those friends of yours for help? I’m sure they’d be more than happy to lend a hand. That boy Moose, especially, should be useful in carrying your computers around.”
— So Dilton asks the gang for help, and they agree to help him clear out his lab, as well as each taking a portion of his science stuff to look after (there wasn’t enough space in Dilton’s room for all of it). They also agree to keep Dilton’s experiments going themselves, in small ways like taking notes on observations, or adding three drops of such and such to this concoction each day… etc. They’re all excited, thinking it’s going to be fun to try their hand at mad science for a while.
— Next comes a series of little Disasters caused by Dilton’s science in the hands of his inexperienced friends over the next few days.
— One of his friends ends up drinking some sort of potion (or multiple), either on accident or on purpose, and there’s some kind of weird effect—I’m not sure what yet, but almost definitely a minor transformation of some sort, on the same level as turning green or growing a tail or only talking in parrot squawks. This causes humorous problems in their life. (Jug wouldn’t drink unknown potions on purpose, because he has common sense, but Archie has none, so it would make more sense for him to do it intentionally.)
— One of his friends has to look after some animal test subjects, like mice in cages or something, but it turns out the animals have been made superintelligent, and they break out and start sabotaging the character with clever plots. The character fights back, mostly unsuccessfully, and things descend into Tom & Jerry territory. (I think this would be funny with Jug, especially since Hot Dog could be there too, animal vs animals.)
— One of his friends (maybe Betty?) has to look after a robot, and all seems cool and fine until it malfunctions (not her fault) and turns evil or chaotic and starts destroying things. (Its glowing eyes turn from green to red, so it’s clear that it’s evil now. This was an intentional design choice on Dilton’s part, as a warning sign in case of malfunction, and because it looks cool.)
— Veronica is given something she doesn’t need to observe or use, just store somewhere and not mess with. But at a fancy party, she tries to show off to her rich friends that she’s smart as well as beautiful and wealthy by showing off ”””her””” cool new invention, and she turns it on. She immediately loses control of it, whatever it does, and it causes a Disaster. This one’s working correctly, but Veronica doesn’t understand how it works or how it turns off, so it’s still causing a problem. (Hmm… maybe a weather-creating machine? Imagine a blizzard packed into a ballroom.)
— (Midge and Moose also helped Dilton, so I need to think of two more disasters. Or maybe, since they’re closer friends to Dilton, they know a thing or two about science and following instructions, so they don’t do anything they’re not supposed to, and they happen not to meet with any malfunction-type accidents. Everything goes fine with them.)
— The comic ends with Dilton’s dad reading in the newspaper that the crook who was breaking into and stealing all these cars has been caught and put in jail. He says to Dilton that this means their car is safe (because problems are very simple in this world), and so Dilton can have the garage back for his lab. (Let’s say it’s been like a week since the start of the comic.) Dilton is excited, and says he’ll go find his friends right away and tell them, and get his science stuff back. He rushes out the front door, only to find all his friends running up his sidewalk together, all carrying the science stuff he gave them and begging him to please take it all back! (Dilton is surprised, because he had no clue about all their problems, but everybody else looks like a wreck from their individual ordeals. This is all in stark contrast to how excited they seemed in the beginning to take on the science.)
— The end! That last scene was the punchline and final panel.
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peachcitt · 2 years
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stayed up super late last night with friends doing halloween stuff (getting drunk and spilling tea) knowing full well that i had to get up early today to go to a quince out of town . i am awake against my will and regretting many decisions
#peach rambles#not staying up late and getting drunk. Let me be clear. that is my natural habitat#i regret rsvping for this quince that happens halloween weekend which just so happens to apparently be the busiest weekend of my goddamn#life. im exhausted from a week’s worth of lack of sleep and i am also no where near done with three of my monday deadlines#and i am losing an entire day (?) of work to this quince.#also it’s halloween weekend i should be getting drunk and looking hot😭😭😭😭#instead i am in the passenger seat of my father’s truck attempting to pretend i am alive#he called me this morning to say how far away he was from my house#but i missed the call because i kept on pressing snooze because. Obvious Reasons. and when i saw that he called#i called him back and he was like ‘im ten minutes from your house’ bitch i hadn’t even packed for the night yet. i was still fully in bed#i feel like if i close my eyes for too long im going to have a category five sleep incident. whatever that means#i think i forgot to pack a bra? fucking. i don’t know#i brought my computer so that i could possibly work but there’s absolutely no charger to speak of in#this vicinity. fuck. and uhhhhh i look like death but the only makeup i have is a singular eyebrow pencil#and the remnants of my eyeliner from last night. also the fake blood still in my fingernails#speaking of fake blood i bloodied my shit up for real last night which was very high risk high reward for me#the blood was four bucks from walmart and said that it stained skin and i was like#what a perfect product to cover my face and body in the day before i go to a family function#it ended up working out because i looked fucking good and i took a shower before i went to sleep#(did NOT check how i looked before i went to bed so this morning when i looked in the mirror and say i was blood-free it was a miracle)#but anyway. yeah. i want to pass out
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kakusu-shipping · 11 months
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This scene from Virtue's Las Reward with GTM-CM-G-OLM but instead of Luna, Sigma, and Alice being the dumbest dummies when it comes to technology it's just me going ham info dumping robot nonsense while I'm massaging his poor stiff joints and he's flirting with me the entire time
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clairelutra · 1 year
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sooo guess who has two thumbs, a copy of hogwarts legacy, and a brand new graphics card that can finally handle it :D
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wickedghxst · 1 year
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i’m still pissed abt vtmb2 btw. how do you go from complete player freedom in character customization to limiting creativity by locking your character to an already established backstory & minimum of 300 yrs of history. it’s insulting.
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eyebrowpunk · 2 years
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had a dream where I was quite convinced that the track Rules of Nature from Metal Gear Rising actually originated from the popular independent western-developed visual novel Katawa Shoujo
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ghosty1111 · 2 years
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mental health vent undercut teehee *anime head bonk* ^ڡ^
im so worried that the company i interviewed at isnt gonna get back to me. ive been applying to jobs for almost 3 years now and ive only gotten one other interview before this(that i got rejected from). the interviewer mixed up on telling me what job i was being interviewed for(i applied to 2 at the company) and didnt tell me the real one until the end of the interview. so i fear i messed it up by talking about it in the context of a different job. i emailed them after this about it and its almost been a week(the interviewer said theyd get back to me in a couple days).
the other problem im having is ive been avoiding replying to emails for the """job""" i technically have as an assistant art teacher for bday parties for some art company bc ive been so convinced i wont do well at the job due to my mental health and i shouldnt do it. i have one already booked for the 6th so i have no choice, the emails were for other future work. im embarrassed that i cant just get myself to do something even this small, but also my brain has become All Or Nothing levels of stubborn in regard to work(either i get a fulltime wellpaying job that can allow me to move out or it isnt worth it). even tho this job would be good for SOME money, my brain keeps trying to convince me that im too fatigued and suicidal and its not worth it at this point. that i deserve better.
im tired of being stubborn and having high expectations for life but i cant help it if i want something worthwhile after spending every single day feeling like shit and hating being alive. they all said this feeling would eventually go away if i continued to work on fixing it. but it hasnt. everyone makes fun of this 'negative teenage view' of life, but why would i want to make something that makes me feel worse? its not as easy as just 'changing your views and faking it' trust me ive tried so many times. and i burnout so fast every time. my body isnt meant to live like that and i hate it.
my mom said that i shouldnt get a fulltime job bc what if i cant handle it, and i said that i would rather try an option that would potentially change my life and find out for sure that im not meant for being alive, rather than wasting my energy on something that changes nothing. i hate my suicidal mentality.
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#vent#'but u live w ur mom in a room w so much stuff and computers and video games and everything u could ever need🙄'#it takes so much of my energy just to play mobile games. i have to force myself to play MOBILE GAMES in order to actually 'do' something.#and often thatll only last a week or so before i burnout. from mobile games. then im back to doing nothing till i can get back into it.#ive been trying to get myself to use my laptop again lately(just so i can be in a sitting position out of bed)#and even then its like twice a week#and i dont play games or do anything. not even reading anymore.#recently i made a goal to SORT BOOKMARKS and even then its a challenge#i take vitamins i eat healthy i even go for walks and get fresh air(habit ive had for years now that i dont associate with productivity)#(mostly bc its only at night and i go sit in a park and daydream for hours)#the only semi productive thing i do daily is journal(bc i have no other way to deal with my emotions and need to catalog everything)#i cant go simply try to get a job at my moms work anymore bc her office is too hot for my autistic ass#(same thing happened near the end of her last job and she got annoyed that i was leaving early so often)#i miss being able to draw i miss being able to read i miss being able to play video games i miss being able to feel hopeful for my future#if i could draw and write i'd be able to finish my cool amazing pitches and go pitch them and the companies would love me and give me money#(delusional)#(i can say that in a funny way bc i actually have delusions)
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asjjohnson · 2 years
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I just had the thought of making a future fic updating schedule of 'once in a blue moon'. (Partly for the pun.) ...But then I looked up how often blue moons happen, and it's only about once every two years. So... that's probably not a good updating schedule. :(
(I have an existing fic with an update schedule of 'Friday 13ths and Halloween'. I like the semi-randomness. I would like to think of similar schedules. ...Though I'd missed the last two update dates.)
#...The 13ths fic is the only one that's currently active right now. And I haven't updated it in a year.#It was way too busy for me to write a chapter last 13th. It fell on a bad time of year.#and my computer's been messed up for the past few months so I hadn't felt like writing as Halloween neared.#Still don't know what's wrong with my computer but it seems to be less worrying now. Except I can't get Photoshop to work which is annoying#I could do 'once in a full moon' or 'once in a new moon' though they're a little too regular.#Hmm... looks like rainy days happen about twice a week when I try looking it up for my US state.#Updating on rainy days sounds interesting... for smaller-chaptered fics. Though I would need to write the chapters in advance.#When it's an event on a calendar it's easier to prepare for than the utter randomness of weather.#oh wait. my other fics aren't abandoned. DE is just the only one with a schedule right now. So... I don't know when to work on the others.#I might try updating 10/20 on full moons next year. ...If I can write its chapters quick enough. ...I might need a plan for a plot. hmm.#PD used to be updated very quickly but then I got stuck on a chapter near the end of the fic. I need to find time to reread it all.#Then there's the Gears universe... I wanted to try making the original oneshot into a comic. So I never wrapped up the oneshot.#And writing Another Gear would spoil the Gears oneshot/comic.#Dan fic 1 is... still not ready for publishing. I'd over-planned it. ...or under-planned it? I need to find time to really look it over.#...And the careful wording used in that fic is exhausting for me.#Hmm... there's a few oneshot holiday ideas I've had.#And the ficlets made specifically for this site (I think I have two unfinished ones—one about Vlad and one about Danny).#...For non-DP fics... They're on hold so far. I don't want to mix fandoms much or I'll get muddled characterization.#and my non-DP stuff doesn't get much attention here. Though I might should work on some Aladdin stuff for deviantArt. And BNHA for AO3.
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lycorid · 15 days
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It’s kind of wild looking at jobs near me.
They all require years of experience and expect you to have things that aren’t even used on the job (drivers license for a job that doesn’t require any form of driving) but they all pay like garbage.
The pay is low enough that you wouldn’t even be able to afford one of the low income housing apartments because they require you to make 3x the rent.
#its annoying i havent heard back either since my resume is good#i know one of them isnt a real opening and is just a business collecting resumes in case someone quits#which SHOULD be illegal but whatever#i know quitting my last job was a bad idea since my boss was actually really good#but my self harm was escalating rapidly from being there#i was at the point where i was using a key to cut myself whenever i went to the bathroom lmao#why is it so hard to find just stocking or warehouse jobs near me#something where i dont have to interact with the general public#instead its always#we need you to do cashiering truck cleaning phones delivery yada yada#also youre the only person on shift#i kind of miss being a tech at least the parts where i could actually be a tech instead of a call center operator#but i was the best there besides our data entry women (hired entirely to sit in the back and do data entry so we wouldnt fall behind)#so EVERYTHING was my issue because i could actually be trusted to deal with it and solve it#data entry and dealing with insurance was enjoyable and so was filling medications#literally never going 5 seconds (not exaggerating) without being interrupted was not#i grew to love old lady patients who would call because id just let them yap while i caught up on the computer since it rooted me to one#spot for awhile#my pharmacist trusted me so id get away with it lmao#all the cool people quit and went somewhere else though or they were in the back#so i basically only had myself to rely on when my main pharmacist had the day off#then wed get the worst fucking float pharmacist ever whod make my blood pressure skyrocket any time i worked with him#we could literally clear the queue the day before and then be several days behind the day after he worked#trust me it makes sense if you know how the queues work#rambling about phamarcy#how do people get good jobs…
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oswednesday · 23 days
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thinking about the way mabel is still like bill-flagged even after everything like the way he describes her dreams over like anything else the way hes particularly cruel towards the others vs that,then theres mabel being like we gotta wear witch hats to the funeral we got to have for him that has ford, who lived in a fucking merge souls move in on the first gay date situationship with bill be like ? witch hats? funeral ?like what do you mean ? you should know he loves that stuff and then even her like hey you were murderous and mean is like way more playful (like this is her character but its adding to an overall) and her like dating breakup relationship advice treats him like a Person vs how others most often talk about him and then she puts a heart and eye sticker nearest/on the computer
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gender-euphowrya · 5 months
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the way my grandma tries to shove her irrational fears on me and then guilt-trips me when i don't indulge her
#no grandma your tv won't explode if you turn it on during a storm#yes ''well if i die then it's your fault'' sure whatever this doesn't matter because you won't die from turning on a fucking tv#i'm out here using a computer that's using far more electricity than your tv#without using your tv YOUR home is using up tons of electricity either way. you have a fridge a heating system a stove a router a microwave#we live near a building equipped with a lightning rod Specifically In Place so you & i can be safe during storms#every single time you have ever had a fear of something blowing up in your face killing you instantly. well.#i can't say it ever happened considering i'm still talking to you right now#i will not play along and pretend to be scared with you. i'm not. you shouldn't be. turn your tv on.#you're calling me specifically because you want to know if it's safe to use your tv right now#i'm telling you Yes It Is. did you ever intend to listen to me or were you just looking for validation ?#did you only call so i could tell you your tv's a ticking bomb just waiting for you to hit the on button to zap you into a pile of dust ?#why call me to ask if you only want confirmation of what you already believe and won't accept any statement that denies it ?#you're not gonna die from using a fucking television. nobody ever has.#like... ugh of Course she's allowed to be scared plenty of people are scared of stormy weather#but why does she expect me to tell her GEE YES GRANGRANS THE TV'S GONNA 9/11 YOU IF YOU EVEN LOOK AT THE REMOTE AAAAAA#no. i'm telling you it's safe. i've told you it's safe multiple times. if you don't trust me idk what to tell you lol#ITS NOT EVEN THAT STORMY IT'S LIKE DRIZZLING OUTSIDE THATS ALL
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blackgumball · 9 months
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5 and 10!
5. TV show of the year?
doooooessss the fifa wwc count? if not that, then Blue Eyed Samurai
10. Something that made you cry this year?
This is not a fun answer but in the week preceding my flight home I was the most miserable I had been all year due to weather, finals, betrayal, the airport, and stress! and I cried a lot! but I am incredibly overdramatic.
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