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i need to start making friends who live near me so i can convince them to go get hot pot with me
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who wants to accompany me to this may 4th wedding that is not star wars themed and where i will know only the bride and get very drunk and then gamble afterwards bc it's at a casino
#i said yeah im bringing a plus one! and guess who does not have that. and bruh the dating apps are so bad 😔#i will put an ad out on Pittsburgh craigslist for a date#its a free stay free drinks free dylan time and if im drunk i will be very affectionate 😜#i wish i was not being serious that gives us some time to prove we won't murder one another AND WE CAN MAKE UP A COMPLETELY RANDOM HISTORY#ooooooo lets lie
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well, which is it??
#adventures in craigslist#the snake IS very pretty#if you're in the chicagoland area and want this snake lemme know and I'll send you the ad
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need to enter into a relationship of convenience of sorts where I use him as an excuse for having a “boyfriend” in order to safely reject men
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so it has come to this! @travelsafely and i are looking for someone to take over a room in the 3 bedroom house we're currently renting - the move in date would be june 2024, rent is around 900 plus utilities, house is located in east portland on a number of bus lines in a neighborhood that we both think is pretty nice. send me a message if you're interested or know someone who might be!
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Uhhh...
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Had an idea for a Toby one shot... It would've been smut, but I chickened out after writing two pages 😭
Anyway, the whole idea was Toby is the weird, creepy roommate of the Reader's brother. She's warned to stay away from him because he has a bad reputation... But the Reader sees Toby at a party later on and kind of doesn't listen lmao.
#my thoughts#i want to write smut but i always get cold feet#idk if this would have even been a good idea#like Toby being a weird roommate they found through a Craigslist ad lol
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Marzi how do you not die of frustration dealing with the most self important people on the planet flocking to your posts
In this case? By being secure in the knowledge that I'm right.
Also, you know, I'm dealing with my new landlady being passive-aggressive about furniture she offered to move out of the room I'm renting, due to the whole "nobody told me it was rented furnished until three days ago and I already bought furniture from FB marketplace" situation.
#ask#anon#personal#for anyone who's not up to speed: the Craigslist listing did not say it was rented furnished#there was one question in the application about 'do you have large furniture' but since unfurnished rooms are the default here#and again no mention in the ad#I assumed like Piano rather than Bed and said no#then when I went to see the place the previous tenant said 'any of this furniture can stay if you need it' which#kind of implies that any of it can GO#so I dilligently combed through FB marketplace for some cheap antiques and put down deposits. my friend rented a uhaul#to help me move them soon#and then the landlady said something about 'my' bed in an email and it all became clear#she offered to move some things to accomodate my furniture and seemed very calm about it in the moment#but now I get an email about how they've been 'struggling' for the last several days to accomodate my situation#and it's 'troublesome'#(to be clear I offered to help when I arrived)#and my furniture isn't coming for another few days so the moving of objects wasn't urgent. and I'm happy to assist however I can
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krkn au where kenma bets with akaashi that he's very much capable of dating, so he puts out an ad for someone to help him set up dates for him. Enter kuroo, who's broke and needs cash and is good at setting Kenma up on dates and also making Kenma's heart rate go up whenever he smiles at him
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i don't need to imagine what all of tumblr moving to one city would be like. i live in portland
#there's a certain picture circulating here of a car that literally belongs to someone I see daily#not got mention that Craigslist ad I posted outing at least 15k ppl as ppl who lived or have lived in the pdx metro area. plz#and it SUCKS. but only I can say that bc I was born here. if anybody else says that then this is the best place on earth rip city 4ever bab
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i need someone to pretend to date me for a bit to get my friends off my back for not ‘putting myself out there’ then u can dramatically break up with me and that’ll get me off the hook for at least a few months
#every time we get together they're like so when are u gonna download tinder again lets go on some double dates!!!!#so just need someone to text me and then agree to go on a few top golf movie hiking dinner dates#every double date from tinder has been PAINFUL yet they still wanna do it#im just not a person who puts themselves out there and im tired of tinder and i've only been single for like a couple of months????#gotta put an ad out on pittsburghs craigslist
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Imagine being asked to get drunk and be a huge dick to some annoying rich asshole in order to break up a happy couple. Literally who wouldn't agree to that
What I'm saying is that Calico Jack did nothing wrong
#izzy literally posted one of those 'show up naked and ruin my sister's wedding' craigslist ads and jack was like hell yeah#being an 'izzy did nothing wrong' truther was getting too easy now i need to do it with jack#our flag means death#ofmd#calico jack#shitpost
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im thinking about how Sidney in her movie verse, really is just some girl huh
like, she went to school with Vanessa, Cassidy, and the other ghost kids. They were in the same class. They ate at her family restaurant. Sidney had sleepovers and playdates with them.
Sidney sat in Freddy's, three feet away from the dead bodies, eating a slice of pizza and laughing.
Sidney hugged Bonnie, got something sticky and brownish on her hand, and Mr.Afton used a cloth to wipe it off. She was too young to understand that it wasn't just oil like he said.
Sidney grew up alongside the horrors without ever knowing it. Mr. Afton patted her head and told her to 'hurry along' with the others. She thought he was a kind old man.
The only reason Sidney wasn't killed was because of the way she idolized Afton to his face, and then he was caught before he could move onto her.
Then, she grew up, started putting pieces together, and took a sidejob 'fixing' the place up. Some part of her knew, she shouldn't. That she shouldn't ever walk back into that building, but she did. Because as horrible as Afton was, it was her childhood. If someone was going to destroy it? Sidney wanted to do so with her own two hands.
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christ i've done so much today im ready to pass tf out...
#woke up went to work made lunch went to class finished my thesis presentation#defended my thesis turned in a discussion board post went to class#wrote two essays + a cover letter for an application then applied to said fellowship#oh and also responded to a craigslist ad about an apartment rental#at work now and i can go home and pass out in. thirty minutes!#thank god i don't have work tomorrow my brain feels like split pea soup
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twelve million things on my art list already but … ghost busting r/v (vicki is ryan; roger is shane)
#roger talking to the widows: hey there demons. it’s me. ya boi#leviathans arc like ‘we’re here for the cult stuff. we saw the ad on craigslist.’#v: will you haunt me for the rest of my life?#r: no cause I’ll be dead. ghosts aren’t real.#➤ ooc. ┊ she’s nauseous，she’s hysterical，and she’s exhausted.
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