i want to believe if a vampire ever did bite me they would go on and on about how i taste good (normal thought to have) but realistically given my diet, well. i do not think they would be enjoying whatever they got a mouthful of. alas
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Chicken Science Swednesday: Chicken as a liquid
Many people are unaware that some chickens, when exposed to direct sunlight, become puddles:
There is no reason to be alarmed, as this process is 100% reversible. Indeed, most chickens will return to their solid form within a few minutes of melting, without any external assistance.
Don't worry if you were unaware of this. Even chickens who are not currently puddles are often confused by these encounters:
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Holy fucking shit they slaughtered them and made them into ice cream 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨
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Double Chocolate Easter Banana Bread Cake (Vegan & Gluten-Free)
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Finally got to play with the chicks when I cleaned the brooder this morning! And I took pictures! This is our cookies and cream, not the best picture, but you can see her extra toe and feathered leg.
The saphire jewel, she still has her egg tooth!
The wyandotte, she's our biggest chick. We're hoping for a blue, but right now it's hard to tell if she's going to be blue laced or black. Dark blue can be difficult to tell from black even on adult birds.
The cream legbar, she's our smallest chick.
The Rhode Island Red, 11yo is thinking about naming her Paprika.
And our olive egger. She's probably going to grow up to look like a legbar, but a little to the left. Right now the kids can't really tell her apart from the legbar and the wyandotte.
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this is going to sound lame but my secret to combining a variety of styles cohesively is only ever owning a maximum of 4-5 colors
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