#crocodile headcanons

[hey-august]

One Bed Trope - NSFW (Cross Guild x GN!Reader)

Description: A mix between headcanons and an imagine. What could happen if you have to share one bed with the Cross Guild men... Warnings: NSFW, MDNI, GN!reader, lil bit of voyeurism, drinking and gambling. Word count: ~1k

🤡 Buggy

You’re both thinking about it, but don’t want to be the first one to say something. So the two of you just lay in the shared bed under a blanket of awkwardness.

You take the first step. You planned on wearing your regular clothes to sleep originally. So you tell Buggy that this isn’t comfortable and you’re going to sleep in something else. A shirt and underwear, or maybe just your underwear.

You undress slowly, giving him plenty of time to watch and stare. To see how your underwear hardly conceals the arousal from all your dirty thoughts.

He’ll probably follow suit and also “get comfortable.” If not, he’ll do so if you suggest it. He’s probably not thinking with the right head.

You make sure Buggy catches you staring at his hard-on straining to get out of his boxers. His hand ghosts past it and he notices how you hold your breath. You notice a dark spot soaked with precum.

A little bit of awkwardness hangs around once you’re both back in bed with less clothes. Your hands are touching, but not holding.

Buggy makes the next move.

“…I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep like this.”

“What do you mean?”

“With my dick hard and untouched.”

🦅 Mihawk

The swordsman wasn’t thrilled about the accommodations. He doesn’t want to share a bed with you because he’s afraid of losing control near you.

And the signals you’ve been trying to send his way aren’t helping. It looks like he’s ignoring them, but you’re wearing him down bit by bit.

Mihawk’s resolve crumbles more when you ask him to stay nearby until you fall asleep.

For you, the shameless request is your desperate attempt at getting him into the bed.

For Mihawk, your voice dripping with desire for his presence makes him feel both weak and powerful. Weak because he can’t deny you, but powerful because he has such an effect on you.

He sits on the bed, propped up by a pillow, and leaning against the wall or headboard. You notice how tense he seems. His jaw is tight and he avoids looking at you.

You also notice that Mihawk’s hands are clasped over his groin. It might not mean anything, but you can’t help wondering what he looks like touching himself. His fingers tracing along the length of his erection while he fondles his heavy balls.

Mihawk feels your burning gaze and is unprepared to see your flushed face and half-lidded eyes focused on his body. His hands move slightly as his concealed cock twitches hungrily.

He moves to get away from the temptation, but you put a hand on his leg to stop him. You look up with all the lustful, impure thoughts written across your face.

“Don’t start what you can’t finish.”

“Remember, you wanted this.”

🐊 Sir Crocodile

Crocodile knows your mind is in the gutter the moment you hear there is only one bed.

He can see the wheels turning in your head as you think of all the things that could happen and how to make them a reality. Meanwhile, he already has a plan of his own.

Crocodile excuses himself to take a shower. He makes sure to undress down to his pants before moving to the bathroom.

His confident and unperturbed demeanor makes you feel like a pervert. Which is all part of his plan.

You notice that the bathroom door is ajar. The rational part of your mind would have thought that was uncharacteristic. But the louder, dirtier thoughts tell you to wait until the water is running and find an excuse to walk past.

Peeking into the bathroom, you see his nude form in the shower. That’s exactly what you expected, but nerves kick in and you walk away before you can ogle more.

Soon you notice a rhythmic sound rising over the splash of water. A wet slapping noise.

Crocodile fists his cock and waits for your face to appear in the cracked door again. He lets out a pleased grunt when you peep on him again, just as he expected.

“Are you gonna keep watching or are you going to join me?”

“Hurry up and bend over.”

⚔️ All four of you in the same room...

It’s tense. Strange. Weird. And the wine doesn’t help much.

You and Buggy decide to play a card game to pass the time. Crocodile joins in only after you both agree to play for money.

Eventually, Mihawk gets tired of hearing you and Buggy complain after losing to Crocodile a few times. He joins the next round to show that it’s not impossible to win.

You get tired of transferring money and debt, so you ask Mihawk to bet his hat instead. He agrees if you agree to bet one of your own articles of clothing. This turns the game into a bizarre version of strip-poker, but clothing comes off in a random order depending on what each player asks for.

Soon, you’re all in more vulnerable states: - Mihawk hasn’t lost his hat, but that’s all he has left. - Crocodile is still wearing his coat and rings. (That was an argument and eventually the decision was all the rings count as one article of clothing.) - You lost all your clothing but have Buggy’s hat and Crocodile’s vest. - Buggy, to everyone’s surprise (including his own), still has the most of his own clothing left - his scarf, gloves, and boxers.

The competitive fire still raging, you break into teams, pooling resources to out bet the other duo. You and Crocodile versus Mihawk and Buggy.

Against your’s and Mihawk’s complaints, Crocodile and Buggy bet you both - the weaker halves of the duos. Crocodile loses and you move to join the other two pirates.

Mihawk pulls you close, wanting to start an alliance. He’s whispering in your ear but you barely hear the words that his warm wine-scented breath carries.

All of a sudden, you can’t tell the difference between regular tension and sexual tension. Looking at Mihawk, you see that he’s come to the same realization.

Tired of losing at the card game, you two consider a different activity. The swordsman pulls you in for a kiss. One that’s sloppy, heated, and full of greed. One that captures the attention of your other two roommates. One that guarantees you all end up using the bed at some point during the night.

[nakama-narratives]

Headcanon: cuddling

Characters: Mihawk, Crocodile

A.N: My second post... I'm starting to like it ^-^ even if reader insert is still unfamiliar to me ^-^". If you have any suggestions or wishes, please write to me :)

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Mihawk 🗡

- Mihawk sees cuddling and physical closeness in general as useless and pathetic, a waste of time. He sleeps alone and doesn't need anyone. At least that's how he saw it until you came into his life. At first, he gave in to your desires for physical closeness just to do you a favor (and to get you to stop bugging him), but after he got used to himself and your closeness, he started to enjoy it. However, no matter how much he likes it, he would never admit it.

- Just like Benn Beckman, Mihawk doesn't like public affection and you know it. But if you snuggle up to him, because you're in a difficult emotional situation or just need his closeness, he'll let you cuddle him - but don't expect him to like it.

- In the evening, when you two are alone in his room at the Cross Guild headquarters on Karai Bari Island, the usually stoic Mihawk seeks your closeness.

As he does every evening, Mihawk sits down on the cozy two-seater sofa, crosses his legs, rests one arm on the back of the sofa and looks expectantly at you. And as you do every evening, you smile at the non-verbal invitation and sit down next to him. Mihawk immediately puts his arm around you and pulls you closer to him. You rest your head against Mihawk's chest and Mihawk begins to gently stroke your head and through your hair.

Crocodile 🪝

- Crocodile is always busy and has little time for you. When he does have some time to spare, he doesn't waste it on useless cuddling, as he would call it. In his opinion, cuddling makes you weak, and weakness is something he can't stand.

- In public, however, things are different. Crocodile loves to show off, and he especially loves to show you off. He likes to have you by his side.

During conversations, he tends to grab you at some point and sit you on his lap. He always has one arm around you, possessive and proud.

At first it was strange for you to be shown off like this, but now you've gotten used to it and don't mind it anymore. Even if Crocodile likes to show off, you are with him and can cuddle with him like you want.

[n-s4kayaky]

𝒮𝒾𝓇 𝒞𝓇𝑜𝒸𝑜𝒹𝒾𝓁𝑒 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒸𝒶𝓃𝑜𝓃𝓈! (𝒩𝒮𝐹𝒲+𝒮𝐹𝒲)

warnings: Mentions of female reader, not safe for under 18!

a/n: Aside from loving Buggy I love Crocodile, and Mihawk, in general the Cross Guild! So headcanons and stories of these characters are waiting for you, I hope you enjoy it!

Well, this is more than clear! This man will buy and give you all kinds of expensive and luxurious things, what's more, taking away from now will force you to throw away all your old clothes and replace them with the luxurious dresses, skirts and blouses he gives you. If you refuse to throw away your old clothes he won't hesitate to break them with his big hook, before you retort and scold him he'll shut you up by putting a pile of bags and boxes of new clothes in your face. He will enjoy giving you beautiful jewelry to wear on your beautiful body, she will give you lotions and oils with a delicious perfume so that every time she touches and tastes your soft skin smells the sweet aroma that she previously chose for you

Obviously he will give you lingerie equally, and something she won't tell you is that she has chosen a size a little smaller to be able to delight in her tired eyes, your beautiful body and curves being pressed by the luxurious lace, she loves to see how the bra makes your breasts slump due to the lack of space, how your hips are pressed by the beautiful thong that fits so well on you and how those delicious stockings squeeze your beautiful thighs

I think Crocodile is the type of couple who spends most of his time working of course, he doesn't want to get into business or that kind of thing so he prefers that you wait for him at home, once he arrives he will give you affection and love. Despite being a cold and somewhat serious man, he can show his affection towards the person he loves, obviously he will not be cloying by any means; But he reminds you every day how he loves and appreciates you, for him you are a beautiful and undoubtedly unique jewel.

Crocodile will treasure you, as I said you are his beautiful and unique jewel, he will not let anyone look at you and much less touch you, he will protect you and take care of you from anything that torments you and will kill you without any problem if necessary

It is clear that our great mafioso is possessive and jealous at a high point, if there is opportunity and you can accompany Cocrodile to one of his meetings he will have his good hand or hook around your hip at all times, he will even make you sit on his lap while he is having his meeting, he will keep his good hand resting on your thigh and caress this, He will squeeze it gently whenever someone irritates him. The same goes if you go to the casino with it, it will keep its big hook around your waist and keep you glued to it at all times

Apart from making it clear that you are his by keeping his hands on you, he will give you a high quality leather necklace, with several diamonds encrusted to it (If you are not a fan of diamonds and you have another favorite precious gem he will take it very much into account) from the middle of the necklace will hang a large "SC" of Sir Crocodile of solid gold to let everyone know that you are HIS property And no one can lay their filthy hands on your beautiful neck. I even think that she gave you to match the necklace a small gold bracelet with the same initials in small and as a small detail a small accessory in the same shape as her hook only dwarfed

I think that Crocodile, with the passage of time of having a relationship with you, will reach the point of asking you to marry him. He wants to have you as his little wife, to take care of you, to take care of you and to have you just for himself, just like he wants you to be your husband so that he is the only important man in your life and the only one who can love you as he does. On the day he declares he will take you to a luxurious restaurant and in the privacy of your VIP lounge he will come up to you, take out of his pocket a beautiful gold ring encrusted with jewels and drop the big question. Your wedding would be private, I don't think Crocodile will invite many people on his side, some important people from his social circle and will allow you to invite your family if that's what you like. It won't be a big celebration; But she'll certainly be luxurious, she wants to show you how much she cares about you and how much she loves you

I think that for him your thighs, breasts and butt serve as a de-stressor, as long as they get on his nerves and you are there he will take some part of the aforementioned and squeeze and massage it as if it were a de-stressing ball

Over time Crocodile will trust you enough to let you clean his big hook and even take it off when he is alone with you, he knows that you are not going to hurt him, in fact with you he feels a calm that he has never had before. Apart from letting you clean his hook he will allow you to gum and comb his hair in his characteristic hairstyle, although yes, he will not let you use a comb, he wants you to comb his hair back with your little fingers, he loves the feeling and will close his eyes totally relaxed while he lets out small grunts of satisfaction

He loves baths, especially if they're with you. You will have a great, but GREAT bathtub in which you let it fill to the top with crystal clear water, so it will be fine; But if you like to add some salts, oils, soaps or bath bombs to the water, it will certainly allow you to do so. That tub is so big that water will easily reach your neck, that's why it always grabs you by the waist and will sit you on its big lap. While you take a bath he won't stop kissing your sensitive neck, plus his hand will wander over your soft skin, baths usually end with a delicious fuck ;)

I think Crocodile has a slight insecurity with the scar on his face, he's not the kind of person who would cry because of such insecurity but he does often not feel like seeing his reflection in the mirror. That is why if you kiss and caress that scar will be supported by your affection, the insecurity will disappear and without a doubt his love for you will grow

OBVIOUSLY, if you ask your big man to lend you his huge, warm coat, he'll give it to you without any objection. It will definitely look huge on you, that's why Crocodile will let out a little laugh when he sees your small body with his big coat

We all know that Crocodile, as its name says and does it justice, has crocodiles, that's why if you ask him with puppy dog eyes to let you pet the big reptiles he will end up giving in. Obviously at first he won't leave you out of a slight fear that something will be done to you; But after many pouts and supplications it will allow you to be with the big animals but with their constant vigilance and caution. It ends up being that your pets behave like big dogs that seek your attention and caresses.

Well, the way I think Crocodile smells is that it definitely smells like a cigar, just like some Whiskey and of course a highly expensive cologne smell with a strong masculine aroma

I think this great man has a great fetish for getting you pregnant. The mere thought of filling you with her great burden and that she will get you pregnant, that you are going to be the carrier of her child, that your beautiful body begins to gain weight, that your belly becomes bigger and that your breasts become heavier and full of breast milk undoubtedly puts it to a hundred, That's why she loves being able to inside your warm inner

It's clear that Crocodile while he's in a meeting with you on his lap will start joking with you, his hand will squeeze your thighs and go up to your pussy, caress it over your luxurious underwear that he gave you until he gets completely soaked in your arousal, he will push the fabric aside and play with your delicate pussy, Sticking his big fingers in and out of you while smoking his cigar like it's nothing, even though mentally he's praying that this stupid meeting is over and he can fuck you properly, even though he wouldn't mind taking you right there in front of everyone. Obviously, while playing with your pussy, he will give you the command to stay quiet the moment you let out a louder than normal moan he will stop abruptly, leaving you with the desire and the needy pussy. Eventually, at the end of the meeting, he will continue with his work and fuck you properly

Part of sticking his fingers into your pussy while you're in a meeting will make you sneak down under the table in front of him and he'll pull out his big cock, silently giving you the command to suck it. While you're doing your work under the table, Crocodile will keep his serious side in front of everyone while smoking; But inside of him he's holding back so he doesn't grab your beautiful hair and fuck your tight throat. It's true that he'll sneakily grab your hair and force you to swallow more, but it won't be as brutal as when you're alone

I believe that even if you have a loving relationship, in private and in bed you have a Master/Submissive relationship. You will have your rules and punishments as well as games and so on

Speaking of punishments, the one that Crocodile would use the most with you would be spanking, he would not use any punishment shovel, his big hand is enough for him. He will keep you lying on his thighs with your butt up while he hits it with his wide hand, he will stop once he sees your beautiful ass completely red and with marks of his hands, he will be more than satisfied to see the beautiful work of art that is in front of him, you lying between his big thighs, with the butt up and completely red with the marks of his big hand, Even in the underwear that's wet and ruined by your dripping pussy

Wearing common underwear for yourself is over as you entered Crocodile's life, from now on you will wear high ranges of lingerie sets, which will be mostly black and green, some will have a buckle with Crocodile's initials, a small detail that he himself had made. You have many pairs of lingerie and you will be giving more every day, why? Simply, usually Crocodile rips them off and smashes with his hook in the urge to fuck you. He always repeats that he doesn't mind breaking it, he will always give you another pair

Crocodile is a marking man, he will bite your soft skin until it turns purple or red, he will slap your butt until your buttocks are with the mark of his hands embedded in it. He will bite your delicate thighs and suck them until they are full of marks and more than once he has fantasized about extinguishing his cigar on your delicate body as a personal brand, he will ask your permission at first, he appreciates you very much and does not want to scare you, if you give him your approval he will not take long and will press the burning tip of his cigar on some visible part of your body

Due to its LARGE size, Crocodile takes its beautiful time to stretch properly, being able to stand for several hours with its big fingers buried in your extruded pussy, opening up your rubbery walls while taking you more than a vaz to the top of the weather. After an hour of pure orgasms thanks to her skillful fingers, comes the main event

Crocodile is the type of person who would like to try BDMS with you, after all you have a Master/submissive relationship. It will make a contract and everything where you confirm your consent and where you put your risks and safe word. The moment he is doing something that makes you uncomfortable and you don't like it, if you say the safe word he will stop right away, ask if everything is okay and comfort you while repeating that he will not do it again and that he regrets having done something you do not like

Many times, when you go to meetings or even to the casino with him, he orders you not to wear any type of underwear. More than once you've gone with your beautiful and luxurious Crocodile dresses to the casino and meetings with nothing underneath, this makes it easier for Crocodile to play with your needy pussy

Crocodile is a deepthroated man, I mean, he loves being able to fit all his fat cock into your tight little throat, forcing you to take him for the good girl you are. He loves seeing your little face full of tears and drool as you choke on his big cock, it certainly makes it harder. It will carefully grab your hair and force you to go deeper while setting a rough and steady pace

Many times he will humiliate you and force you to rub your bare pussy against his big metal hook, he will make you rub your clit against the solid gold arch while watching with delight as you rub your wet pussy against the cold metal of his hook. After you've on this one he'll make you lick it with your beautiful tongue that he loves so much

He drops a BIG but BIG load, you can't imagine what he gets to throw away. It always fills your throat with its warm cum, forcing you to swallow it while you choke a little, just like it always fills your insides, you feel it hit your cervix directly, like knocking it down, until it cums inside you, filling your uterus with its thick seed. Eventually, when it comes out of you, it will stick its fingers in, forcing you to keep its load inside

I think that due to her breeding fetish Crocodile has acquired a special plug which she inserts into your pussy once it is filled with her cum, thus preventing a single drop of her precious cum from coming out of you

Lastly, this man lets out a lot of grunts of pleasure as he hits you like there's no tomorrow. He looks like a beast as he hits you and lets out such grunts, apart from growling he will whisper in your ear with his deep voice "Good girl"

[xrmbx9]

I see so many posts of Crocodile x Reader being in a “he treats her like a Queen and would kill the whole world for her” type of relationship…

Am I the only one who can see Crocodile x Reader being a power couple in a toxic relationship? Reader being strong, almost on par to Crocodile, and able to defend themselves. Someone close to his age. Just as toxic as him - her easily jealous, him fairly possessive.

I don’t see him being in a relationship with someone who isn’t up to his level. No dainty princess reader. Someone cold and calculating, like him. He basically embodies the whole “I can make them so much worse” stereotype, like he’ll 100% be encouraging their bad behavior (within reason.) Imagine in this toxic relationship they both make each other so much worse.

[boa-h]

hello, i hope your night/day is going well. what do you think crocodile, sanji and/or (if you can’t include him, it’s okay) gyutaro’s ‘ideal’ match would be? as in what would they be attracted to?

omg was this sent in june???????? i just saw it wth i’m so sorry 😭

since gyutaro is from a different anime than crocodile and sanji, i won’t include him in this post, but if you want you can request him to be in a future post. i’m so sorry about this 🙏

Ideal Type

[Crocodile, Sanji]

Crocodile

Someone smart, cunning, and ambitious but not ambitious enough to try to overtake his spot

You might say ‘oh what a sly fucking bitch’ but to him, his ambitions are always the priority, it’s not that he won’t care about his partner or anything, it’s just that relationships would always come in 2nd place for him

He needs someone strong enough to take care of themselves, to not become his weak spot. Being an infamous pirate means a lot of enemies, he cannot stop his footsteps for you

His partner should be as cool or as beautiful as him, just for the looks

Sanji

Someone with a good looking face and good body proportions. They cannot show up looking like Orochi, or that one lady who claims to be Whitebeard’s wife

Big boobs… small boobs… no boobs? Who cares! He can take all

Preferably someone who can’t cook that well, so he gets to show off his amazing cooking skills hehe

I think he would want someone who’s strict and protective over him, it would probably make him feel like he’s loved and cared for

[pskmonika]

𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅!

Reveal your fateˏˋ°•*⁀➷ choose a pic and find out who's gonna be your one piece 𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐅 ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

1⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ 2⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ 3⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

4⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ 5⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ 6⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

1: ̗̀➛ ❛𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐎𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐄❜

2: ̗̀➛ ❛𝐌𝐈𝐇𝐀𝐖𝐊❜

3: ̗̀➛ ❛𝐃𝐎𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐎❜

4: ̗̀➛ ❛𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐄𝐑❜

5: ̗̀➛ ❛𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒❜

6: ̗̀➛ ❛𝐑𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐇❜

Note: I was bored so I made this for fun! Did u get the one u wanted? Who did u want? Personally my fav dilf is doflamingo 👀 (I love toxic men okay 😭)

[brainfuzzz]

Okay, I just need yall to imagine for a second if ALL the Crocodile headcanons become true. This isn't a "this is why its true" or "this is how its true" this is a IF it is true then just imagine how funny that would be!

So, lets just say Crocodile does turn out to be Luffy's mom. That would make him the son of the most wanted criminal in the world AND a warlord.

But now lets just say that Crocodile is a past Empress of Amazon Lily. That would make Luffy a son of a warlord AND past Empress.

NOW lets just say that Crocodile is the son of Whitebeard! That would make Luffy the son of the worlds most wanted criminal, a former warlord and empress of Amazon Lily, the grandson of the legendary Hero Garp AND the Emperor Whitebeard!

That would mean Gol D. Roger's son and Whitebeard's grandson would grow up as brothers. Gold Roger's son would be taken in by Whitebeard while Whitebeard's grandson would take on Gold Roger's legacy to become king of the pirates.

[hey-august]

[Cross Guild Headcanons] The way he...

Some NSFW headcanons about how each of the Cross Guild pirates have sex. A mix of dirty and soft thoughts.

Warnings: NSFW, NC17, MDNI, GN!reader, mentions of degradation, praise, overstimulation, inappropriate use of devil fruit powers. crocodile x reader. mihawk x reader. buggy x reader. No use of Y/N or physical descriptions.

🐊 Sir Crocodile

…fucks you hard and rough, just the way you want it.

He knows what you're craving - when you want to be folded in half, to have his hook on your throat, his hand in your hair.

Crocodile knows when you want it filthy. When you’re a complete degenerate. To be his dumb slut. Cock-drunk, degraded, man-handled, drooling, and at his mercy.

He also knows when it’s too much. It’s in the way you touch him. Cautionary hands on his stomach, hips, or thighs, anywhere you can feel him. He’s aware of how much pressure you apply when he thrusts into you, telling him where to stop.

He knows that when you say, “It’s so big,” and “It’s really big,” you mean different things. Both are true, he always fills you entirely. Telling him “It’s so big” strokes his ego. “It’s really big,” means you are uncomfortably stuffed by his massive cock.

Crocodile knows when to ease up. He’ll still fuck you relentlessly, but there’s a softness to it. A gentleness that is always present in how he cares for you afterwards.

🦅 Mihawk

…knows how to tease you, turning you into a needy mess.

He loves to hear you whimper and beg for him. To feel you unravel under his attention. His touch. His praise.

Mihawk understands your body and your desires. He knows how to play them against each other, bringing you to the brink until you beg for release. He knows you want to be good for him, to show him you can take it.

But he also knows when the overstimulation and discomfort outweigh the fun. When he’s no longer testing your will and your body, but messing with your mind. When you worry that you’re not good. Not worthy. Just a play thing that can be discarded.

He knows how to make you feel better. Special. Desired. Mihawk will take care of you the way that only he can.

MIhawk will hold you gently and speak to you softly. He’ll ask what you want and give it to you tenfold. He’ll worship your body, covering you in kisses and praise. Giving you adoration that will carry beyond the confines of the bedroom.

🤡 Buggy

…knows when you want it hard and fast.

Buggy makes sure you’re bent over and pounded whenever you’re in the mood. A lingering touch, a sultry look, a soft whisper - any are enough to initiate a quick and dirty fuck.

Even when he can’t sneak away with you, he makes sure you have the tools you need. His hands and his cock are at your disposal, ready and available to fill your needs and holes.

Buggy also knows when you want it soft. Slower. When you’re craving intimacy. When you want him more than to be fucked by him.

He’ll lay you back and press his body against yours. Buggy will rest his head on your shoulder and moan into your neck. He’ll tell you how lovely you are. How good you feel. He’ll melt when you wrap your legs around his waist and run your fingers through his hair.

Buggy will make sure you feel fulfilled and content. And afterwards, he’ll hold you close, pressing his lips against your skin in an unending kiss.

[quartermera]

Crocodile Reacting to His S/O Crying

♥: Reacting to the other one crying about something

Even if it may not be the best thing to do, Crocodile's first reflex whenever you start crying is to gently try to hush you. He hopes it will calm you down enough that you can start talking again. If that is not enough, he will sit next to you and wrap you in his coat with him.

Despite trying to calm you down, he is actually fairly patient when it comes to you. He quietly waits until your tears slow down and while waiting he hands you a tissue so you can wipe your face.

Once you are able to properly communicate again, he starts by asking what causes your trouble. Did someone hurt you? Did he do something inconsiderate? Do you miss someone or are you lacking something? Whatever the cause, he will listen as you explain it to him.

And if possible, Crocodile will remedy to it. Even if it means interacting with people he does not particularly like for instance. He is willing to do it, but only for you. Because making sure you are happy becomes his number one priority once you become his lover.

Nonsexual Acts of Intimacy Prompt List

[misti-chan]

Hello Misti!

Could I please request some fluff hcs? I was hoping to see your headcanons on what do you think would make law, sir crocodile and kid laugh. Like what their gn s/o or crush does (unintentionally or not) to make them laugh. Thank you so much and Congratulations on the 100 followers!! 💕

Hi! Of course! And thank you ♥ Here hope you like it!

❤ Law, Kid and Sir Crocodile and what their s/o does to make them laugh ❤

It's actually really easy to make Kid laugh. He finds all your jokes super funny unless they are directed at him. It's better to laugh with him than laugh at him I assure you. But he loves laughing at other people with you.

He doesn't like if you laugh at him for sure but laughing at you if you do something stupid or if you trip? 100% to make him laugh like even snort. You better be ok with jokes directed at you.

Kid can also be a little sadistic so he'll definitely laugh at something bad happening especially to people he doesn't like. Apoo got send to the bottom of the ocean? SUPER funny I swear.

Law? It's hell to make him laugh or even smile. The guy is serious and pragmatic. We've never seen him laugh when he was adult. The only time was with Corazon. So good luck.

But even if it's hard to make him laugh you can make him smile and even chuckle if he is in a good mood.

Law would smile at you when you are asleep glued to him in an attempt to cuddle. But he would chuckle if you talk in your sleep or does something cute while being unaware.

However Law would DEFINITELY chuckle if you make some sassy or sarcastic remarks towards someone. The guy loves some spice.

Just like Law, Crocodile likes some spice so he would totally chuckle at your wits and remarks. He, himself, would also add some remarks if the person searched for it.

It's also hard to make this guy laugh truly. Crocodile usually chuckles or laughs smugly, but does not laugh from the true bottom of his heart.

What makes him usually smile and be soft is when you act quite innocent. If you marvel at some landscape or if you pick some flowers. He likes the idea that you are not impacted by the negativity of the world.

[empressofmankind]

Things I enjoyed about writing my Crocodile/female!OC smut, in no particular order:

If you had to imagine the walking, talking embodiment of all Buggy's insecurities (imo), I feel like you'd get Sir Crocodile, and that's pretty much how I went into writing him. I set out to absolutely maximize Buggy's: "Oh no, her ex is (insert self-deprecating qualifier) than me". You know, tall(er), confident, masculine, accomplished, infamous, intimidating, actually scary, redundantly rich, pretty conventionally attractive and the scar just adds to the sex appeal. He has a voice like that, and no doubt a way with women? He's even near perfected his control over his devil fruit powers! Absolutely aces the whole Bounty Hunting business thing. Rolls in and out the Grand Line like it's his backyard. He's even better at being Disney-levels of evil! Complete with a better villain laugh. How dare. How dare he absolutely nail most of everything Bugs covets? Poor Buggy. The fact that his girlfriend is technically still married to the jackass is just an extra kick in the gut while he's down, tbh. Basically, if Bugs were a piniata, this is currently my stick of choice to go at him with. I just keep finding new aspects for Bugs to be insecure about and it doesn't matter how often Shivs tells him not to worry about it.

As you know, I wrote the whole thing first in three sits, ignoring most of the limb logistics. And then I went in and revoked hand privileges. That sucked? But it was also kind of fun to then try and either make it work with one hand and/or integrate his hook. Some of the instances actually got far better with it: neck pulling, ahoy! is a big one, hitching up clothing for a close second, but also being casually threatening for no apparent reason (and then for a really apparent reason, omg). Croc seems to lean towards preferring to use his hand, and sometimes he misses having two of them for this and I tried to show that. I mean, I get it - hands have tactile sensation. Plus, we wouldn't want to kill her. Not at this point in the timeline.

God tier banter, if I may say so myself. I specifically enjoy writing (sexual) banter, but I feel like I've outdone myself here. Their beats are also pretty even-handed and so well attuned to eachother, like this isn't their first verbal rodeo, this is the end stage mega evolution of years of practise.

The way Shivs walked into her ex's office with the intention of manipulating him with sex, but did so while explicitly and recognisably wearing her current boyfriend's clothes. Balls of steel, this girl. But, she knew who she was confronting. If he turned out at all amenable to her scheme, he'd want her out of these rags stat. And that was five free steps in the direction she was meaning to go. In addition, I am a firm believer of him being a high-key closeted bisexual and we all know what they say when boys excessively pick on you. All it takes is squinting just right and imagining her with a different hair colour, and that just made me chortle. I am probably the whole target audience for this, but yolo.

The way his pet name use corresponds to his emotional headspace, apparently. I wasn't doing this intentionally, but I noticed during editing. He says 'doll' a lot (a grand total of 14 times, jfc), uses it the way guys tend to use 'babe'. I felt doll suited him, perhaps because I strongly associate it with Noir films, older Bond & Mafia movies, and crime bosses in general. Showing my age there, maybe. Then he also uses 'sweetheart' quite a few times (9 iirc), and I am pretty sure he does so in an endearing manner. Lowering those emotional walls a teeny tiny bit as fondness seeps through. And then, like, once or twice, he uses 'honey'. And, again, I feel like he uses it in an older manner, the way stereotypically a husband fondly refers to his wife. It feels intimate. Like he briefly forgets all of this is dust? I think about that a lot.

Did you notice how she doesn't use any terms of endearment? I did wonder if she had any, but I felt like she wouldn't use them. Not at this point. Not any more. She loves Bugs. She did slip up once though, did you notice? She is the queen of mildly awkward nicknames.

It may not seem so at first pass, and it's certainly not super obvious, but it seems to me like he's trying pretty hard to put Shivs' relationship goals bar somewhere on the roof. He wants nothing and no one to be able to even remotely compare to him, especially not the clown. So he throws everything at this that he can? Which, arguably, is mostly material because that's in his nature and fundamentally how he interacts with and relates to the world and people around him. But you saw how fast he was to gtfo that couch the minute she alluded to any part of this being cheap (Mediocre? Sub-standard? Blasé?). Does he genuinely not want to cheapen the whole thing? Or can he just not stand the idea of her thinking this whole thing is cheap? Or both? I suppose these aren't mutually exclusive.

I like that she can make him laugh, and vice versa. They've got really solid chemistry, dammit.

Two people that just really enjoy smoking. Like, they are Smokers with a capital S. That's a whole relationship dynamic unto itself. I am really pleased with how I managed to actively integrate it into their shenanigans. It was a lot of fun and something unique to them.

The way he just repeatedly fails at trying to engage her in a little girl dynamic. Was that a thing in the past? They had (and have) a fairly notable age difference (7-8 years, give or take). And he takes it so well when she just, doesn't play along or only does so for like five entire seconds, or blatantly wields it against him. Poor guy. Just spank her already, I know you want to.

The way Shivs goes from being mildly nervous and quite determined to: 'Oh fuck, I'd forgotten how good this actually used to be'. Like, been there, done that, didn't end well. But man, it's a mood.

Press F in the chat for the fact that she only had one orgasm in this whole thing, and it barely took the edge off. Jerk knew what he was doing. It's a power play, of course.

Sneaking in background information and then doing absolutely nothing with it. Like the comment he makes regarding both their facial scars. But also every time either of them alludes to their past relationship but doesn't actually tell us anything.

Mihawk is a wine aunt. Even Crocodile seems to think so. I am sorry, I don't make the rules.

The part where he just happens to have things on hand that she either likes (i.e. that specific brand of cigarillo's his company makes) or that fit her way too precisely (i.e. that outrageously swaggy negligee). This dude is not OK. My man, if you still know your ex' dress sizes this well after several years, you need to do some introspection. And maybe see a therapist.

The infamous fancy panties were originally a gift from him, and she evidently kept them these past years? I am not sure what makes me frown deeper: the fact that she still has them, or the fact that he immediately recognised them. I don't think she was necessarily wearing them on purpose? She does really like them and wears them often. RIP those undies. I think she's way more upset about losing them than she lets on. I wonder if she'll accept new one(s)? I suspect she may, something about gift horses. Maybe he figures? Maybe that's the point. A renewal of something. A visual reminder of the casual control he can exert over her when he wants to. It may seem insignificant (she will definitely not overthink it), but underwear is very private and intimate. He's staking a claim even without particularly saying so. But I am sure every other man in the room will figure that one out. (Counting on Mihawk to say it out loud in that bored drawl of his. The Bisexuals Straights Are At It Again.) Doubly so if they're particularly prone to feeling insecure. Poor Bugs. Just take this one lying down, you silly clown. She wants them because she thinks you'll like them and she knows neither of you can gdamn afford anything remotely like it.

Did you notice she isn't truly naked at any point? Partially undressed, yes. A little exposed, also. But not naked. Meanwhile, he's stomping around in his bare ass half the fic. I like how he gave her something nice to wear and then didn't take it off.

At this point, I feel like he gets pants problems the minute she calls him 'sir', no matter the context. Some things just get sexy tainted forever, and there's no going back, lmao.

The unnecessarily expensive details. I had so much fun with those? The layout and details of his office and bedroom, for one. Both their smokes are implied to be well out of Shivs paygrade. Any brands come to mind? Or take the wine, for example. Can you guess which one I am referencing? And the lace - I am from a traditional lace-making area. Handmade lace was and is hella expensive. Don't even start about lace featuring custom tailored designs. There was absolutely no need to throw this much Beli at the nearest wall. But he did it anyway, because he does it all the time.

The way he keeps verbally reminding her of how different things used to be. For the better, in his opinion, of course. Like, are we casually trading favours here, or are you trying something?

On that count, did you notice how often Shivs is actually thinking about Buggy in this? At no point is he far from her thoughts, it seems.

I didn't set out with this mindset, but based on how the whole thing came out - I think Crocodile might miss her (or the idea of her) ? At any rate, I don't think he's OK. You stupid dick. You self-marooned on this island of misery and now it's too late. No changies, no takebacksies.

I came up with the title post-fact. Maybe it's his thoughts, not hers?

[xrmbx9]

Another Crocodile rant.

I can see both Crocodile and a love interest being very ambitious, having dreams, and a healthy(ish) relationship when they’re younger (like 17-18ish), but as they grow older and the world fucks them over again and again, those dreams are gone, cynicism remains, and the toxic traits they’ve acquired are now being amplified with the relationship. Hero to villain storyline x 2.

[loganwritesprobably]

Crocodile Character Sheet

Context: Set for a one piece modern AU

TW: Moderate (canon compliant) violence, child abuse (TW included again just before the content)

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"ꜰᴏᴏʟɪꜱʜɴᴇꜱꜱ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴄʀɪᴍᴇ ᴘᴜɴɪꜱʜᴀʙʟᴇ ʙʏ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ."

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ʙᴀꜱɪᴄ ᴅᴇᴛᴀɪʟꜱ

ɴᴀᴍᴇ: Cargan Aasil Crocodile

Cargan - "from the small rock"

Aasil - "to attack violently and persistently"

ɴɪᴄᴋɴᴀᴍᴇꜱ: Crocodile/Mr Zero

ᴀɢᴇ: 46

ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀ: Male

ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ: He/Him

ꜱᴇxᴜᴀʟɪᴛʏ: Bisexual (male lean)

ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ: September 5th

ᴢᴏᴅɪᴀᴄ ꜱɪɢɴ: Virgo

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ʜᴇɪɢʜᴛ: 8'4"

ꜱᴋɪɴ ᴛᴏɴᴇ: Tan/olive skinned

ʜᴀɪʀ: Black, shoulder length

ᴇʏᴇꜱ: Green, piercing

ꜱᴄᴀʀꜱ: A scar likened to a crocodile's smile across the bridge of his nose and his cheeks

ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴍᴏᴅꜱ: Since he's missing a hand, Crocodile has a prosthetic hand. Alongside this, he has just one piercing.. Somewhere special ;)

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ʙᴀᴄᴋꜱᴛᴏʀʏ

Crocodile's childhood wasn't the happiest. With a father, and extended paternal family, who were petty thieves in and out of prison and quick to anger, it was easy to struggle. One thing Crocodile never struggled with though, was understanding how cruel his father was to his mother.

Annalise was a gentle woman who wanted a better life for her only living child. Crocodile had been her only child to survive until birth. 

When he turned eighteen, Crocodile changed his name. He kept the forename that was given to him by his mother, a family name, but changed his surname to something that he felt was better suited.

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ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛꜱ

Crocodile's entire life is built on secrets. Secrets upon secrets. And half of them are just as important as the last. Some secrets, however, are far more personal

- His true name (people call him Crocodile or Mr 0, never Cargan)

- His family history

- How he lost his hand 

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ᴄᴀʀᴇᴇʀ

Rainbase Casino

Crocodile loves Rainbase Casino as if it were his child. He has invested a lot of money, time, energy and emotions into creating the business that stands there today and it is something that he can be proud of. It continues to grow as Crocodile looks at expanding to further locations.

Underhanded Business

Alongside running the casino legitimately, Crocodile also allows some underhanded dealings to take place inside. He has deals with particular groups that they are permitted to use his casino for whatever they may need it for, provided they follow a set of rules, and never become violent with customers.

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ʟɪᴋᴇꜱ

☾ Cigars 

Crocodile smokes a lot, easily smoking at least ten cigars per day, often more, depending on how busy his day is

☾ Whiskey and scotch

When it comes to alcohol, Crocodile doesn't drink much, but if he is going to drink then he insists on alcohol of the highest quality

☾ Quiet evenings 

Noise is something that deeply irritates Crocodile and so quiet evenings mean a lot to him. It provides a way for him to unwind from a day of hard work

☾ His mother

His mother will always have a special place in Crocodile's heart, his dear mama

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ᴅɪꜱʟɪᴋᴇꜱ

☽ His paternal family

After everything they've done to him, and the lack of things they did for him, Crocodile has no love for his paternal family

☽ The smell of burning flesh

It's all too familiar, and Crocodile prefers to avoid situations he may find distressing, particularly if that distress may show on his face

☽ Eccentric people

In his humble opinion, eccentric people are everything that's wrong with the world. Shut up, mind your damn business, stop inflicting yourself on everyone else

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Crocodile wants to build a business empire. He grew up with nothing, and now he has everything, and he’d like to keep it that way. He doesn’t think about what will happen to the business once he dies, because that doesn’t concern him, what’s important is living now and living well. In honour of his mother.

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ꜰᴇᴀʀꜱ

Crocodile isn't a man that admits to his fears, but if he were to be honest-

༓ He fears that one day, he'll look into the mirror, and see his father 

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ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ

ꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ

➼ Oliver Griffiths

➼ Living 

Oliver was a cruel and stupid man. Crocodile may be cruel, but he doesn't just hurt for the sake of hurting, he does it in pursuit of his goals. He'd certainly never hurt someone that he cared about - not his soulmate. Oliver, however, had spent his life doing exactly that.

He often abandoned Annalise and Crocodile in favour of his criminal pursuits, leaving them with next to no money for months at a time, forcing Crocodile to work from an early age to help support the family. Then, when he came back, he'd take what little money they had to support himself.

TW: Moderate (canon compliant) violence, child abuse

When Crocodile was sixteen, he was more than done and over with his father. He was a coward, and a lowly thug. He'd hurt his mother, and Crocodile wasn't willing to let that happen again. He returned once again, after almost a year of absence, and demanded more. Demanded his wife. Crocodile wasn't going to allow that. He struck his father, taking advantage of the surprise element of his attack, and sent the man running with his tail between his legs.

Oliver returned later once Annalise wasn't home, his brothers in tow, and beat Crocodile within an inch of his life. He beat Crocodile for an hour, never allowing him to lose consciousness until the final moment. He came to, having screamed in agony for that full hour until he passed out, alerting the neighbours. He'd been out for just fifteen minutes, but when he came to, his hand was gone, the wound burned to prevent bleeding. Oliver didn't want his child dead, just maimed permanently.

They never saw him again after that.

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ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ

➼ Annalise Griffiths

➼ Deceased

Annalise was a perfect woman, who wholeheartedly believed that if Oliver was her soulmate then they were meant to be together - if not for the sake of her, then for the sake of the man that Crocodile would become. She instilled in him the feelings that he has about soulmates, and he promised her on her deathbed that if he found his soulmate, he'd treat them as nothing less than royalty. 

She cared for him all her life, never letting him face hardship if she could help it, taking beatings from her lover to shield him for as long as possible. She cared for other children in the neighbourhood to earn extra money, using that to feed herself and Crocodile.

He ensured that her gravestone said Crocodile, rather than Griffiths when she died, tied to him and not the monster that had married her.

Annalise Crocodile

Loving mother, incredible woman

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ᴘʜʏꜱɪᴄᴀʟ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜ

Generally, in the present day, Crocodile has good physical health but the evidence of his previous harm is visible. The scar across his face tells people that he's a threat and he doesn’t bother to hide his prosthetic hand, or act as if it is real. People can be aware of what he has experienced, it doesn’t impact him.

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Crocodile doesn't have time for mental health. He is just fine. He works hard but ensures he takes breaks so he can work at a consistent quality. What more does he need to worry about? 

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Crocodile makes a habit of eating three meals a day. Food is important, it fuels his body and mind and without those things he couldn't do his work. He can also afford to do so, and to eat lavishly - so why should he spare any expense?

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Crocodile, if he were a man who tended to make jokes, may claim that he should've changed his name to elephant. His memory is perfect, especially if you've wronged him - he never forgets.

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ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ

Whether he's gotten three hours of sleep or eight, Crocodile's mood doesn't change, just how long he'll allow you to irritate him before your brains paint his walls. He does try to sleep a healthy seven hours every night, at least, but sometimes the work has to come first. He can rest when it's done.

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[panrao]

Spoilers, it's dysphoria